The Time Doogie Howser Got In Bed With Christina Hendricks
Where? - The Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center in NYC
When? - April 9, 2011
Why? - Neil Patrick Harris and Christina Hendricks got almost naked for the New York Philharmonic's production of Stephen Sondheim's Company, which also starred Stephen Colbert, Martha Plimpton, Patti LuPone, Jon Cryer and Anika Noni Rose.
What?! - Yes, I'm still What?-ing at this too. On their own, satin lavender sheets, Doogie's nipples, Christina's magnificent chichis and show tunes about Spanish cities make me tingle over like I'm chewing on aluminum foil, but put them together and BOOM!
It's like my second ultimate gay fantasy (my first being a snuggle fest with Anderson Cooper on the back of Falcor as we ride through Fantastica) with a cameo by Christina's 8th world wonder tits. If you have the weirdest boner right now, you're so not alone.
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That she can even walk with those udderly massive implants is remarkable.
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
I think the majority of men (gay and straight) would rather admire Christina's figure than look at women who are emaciated, have tons of plastic surgery, or starve themselves because of low self-esteem. For example: Leann Rimes, Renee Zellweger, Kelly Osbourne, Christina Aguilera, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heidi Montag, the list goes on...
Christina looks amazing in comparison and she looks real. Not some plastic Hollywood type with rock hard boobs or no boobs and butt at all.
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I don't care if you just suffered through a double leg amputation. When Prince orders you to move, you twerk those stumps with all your might. - Michael K
She looks like the average woman, and all these haters on here are like, "She's fat!" and "She's a sow!" I'm sure every one of you is perfect-looking in every way. I shudder to think how you get through the day if these are your standards for other people.
I love Hendricks and Harris. Wish I could've been in NYC to see this. Yes, she's big for an actress but she still looks great!
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I don't care if you just suffered through a double leg amputation. When Prince orders you to move, you twerk those stumps with all your might. - Michael K
She is stunningly beautiful when she has clothes ON.
John Cryer is such a nothing actor. HOW does he even have a career?
Aw, I'm in the minority that thinks Christina is so freaking sexy and refreshing. She looks better on screen than in candid photos, that's for sure, but I still appreciate seeing hips and boobies instead of women who have bodies like Iggy Pop.
Christina looks like my huge-boobed great-granny from a bunch of old-timey pictures my mom showed me. Those udders are gonna be hideous in about 5 years. Trust. MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Is Cristina Hendricks fat?
I never can really tell.
She seems to have a simlar figure to myself, except I have small boobs and am considered fat.
If I got a boob job with DDD's, maybe I wouldn't be fat anymore.
Considering...
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@ shippy: Nope, not me : )
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
@shippy:
Christina IS a major pear shape. The D-cup implants give her license to be overweight below the waist.
Submitted by RockstarDani on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:18pm.
I have "chichis" like Christina's, and let me tell you they are NOT all they're cracked up to be! For one, it is hard to find any cute shirts to wear, you almost always have to settle for granny bras, and even when you do find something cute to wear, it ends up looking like you're falling out of it! Personally, I would much rather have a pear-shape (moderate breasts, big butt/hips) body than my hour-glass mess. More power to Christina for making those work for her...but i'm getting rid of these shit watermelons ASAP!
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@RockstarDani,
I hope this is coincidence but you aren't Dani Danger, right? http://www.myspace.com/danidangerfuckingrocks
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dani-Danger/
If so, I'm sad to hear that. I loved your modeling work and would be sad to hear you alter your body. :-( But keep on the music!
NPH probably asked Christina if she'd nurse his daughter (formula gave her gastric distress).
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I love Martha Plimpton and Stephen Colbert. That is all.
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 4:21pm.
Another fellow Chichona (Spanish for "big-tittied lady") told me about "myintimacy" bras. I didn't find any around here, but I did find a specialty store.
I'm learning that spending about $100 for a really good boobie-assessment might be worth it.
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I don't mean to be snarky, but what's the difference between going to a department store and getting fitted for a bra and a boobie-assessment? lol ;)
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Submitted by kayray on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 4:18pm.
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What is the biggest size they go up to if you don't mind me asking? I have huge knockers too and most regular stores don't carry my size because I'm a 32 but my cup size is pretty damn big and I'm always looking for non-industrial looking bras.
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I believe it's 44 G. Here's the type of bra that I wear, but in black: http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/wacoal-85122-elegance-underwire-minimizer-br...
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Why am I finding this picture so hot? Is it because I know NPH is gay and unattainable?
I can totally see him as a hetero romantic lead on the big screen. Somehow, the gayness doesn't detract.
Another fellow Chichona (Spanish for "big-tittied lady") told me about "myintimacy" bras. I didn't find any around here, but I did find a specialty store.
I'm learning that spending about $100 for a really good boobie-assessment might be worth it.
But beware of the large cardboard boxes offering the same boobie-assessment service in the mall. I paid that guy and after the service, all he gave me was a squirt of lotion and he didn't even tell me my bra size.
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Let me try this again.
"I have big azz chichi's too and you should check out Nordstroms. They have great bras that aren't granny like at all. LMAO @ getting rid of these shit watermelons. I was contemplating breast reduction surgery too but I think I've decided against it. lol. ;)"
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What is the biggest size they go up to if you don't mind me asking? I have huge knockers too and most regular stores don't carry my size because I'm a 32 but my cup size is pretty damn big and I'm always looking for non-industrial looking bras.
What is the biggest size they go up to if you don't mind me asking? I have huge knockers too and most regular stores don't carry my size because I'm a 32 but my cup size is pretty damn big and I'm always looking for non-industrial looking bras.
@Hekki - Are you referring to her oddly-shaped toes?
Is that what happens? I remember seeing Wendy Williams tweet a pic of some putrid mess, but thought it was just from dancing hard.
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http://acidcow.com/famous/11973-celebrities-with-ugly-feet-21-pics.html
OMG these feet have been through WAR!
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Someone else can't stand Stephen Colbert??? I'm not a left or right winger, I just find him annoying as hell. At least Stewart has talent and is funny, most of the time.
OMG, her FEEEEEEEEEEET! THAT is what happens when you wear pointy-toed heels all your adult life.
I don't care HOW good they look, I am quite happy to wear flats every day. Heels are for special dressing up times.
Naturally I am very proud of my straight-toed, beautiful feets.
Submitted by RockstarDani on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:18pm.
I have "chichis" like Christina's, and let me tell you they are NOT all they're cracked up to be! For one, it is hard to find any cute shirts to wear, you almost always have to settle for granny bras, and even when you do find something cute to wear, it ends up looking like you're falling out of it! Personally, I would much rather have a pear-shape (moderate breasts, big butt/hips) body than my hour-glass mess. More power to Christina for making those work for her...but i'm getting rid of these shit watermelons ASAP!
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I have big azz chichi's too and you should check out Nordstroms. They have great bras that aren't granny like at all. LMAO @ getting rid of these shit watermelons. I was contemplating breast reduction surgery too but I think I've decided against it. lol. ;)
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Wouldn't Christina's tits represent the 8th and 9th wonders of the world?
I got a skirt slip this weekend and for the very first time in my life I felt old... weird experience.
"Talent-free Colbert" - LOL Right wingers have no sense of irony or humor.
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I have "chichis" like Christina's, and let me tell you they are NOT all they're cracked up to be! For one, it is hard to find any cute shirts to wear, you almost always have to settle for granny bras, and even when you do find something cute to wear, it ends up looking like you're falling out of it! Personally, I would much rather have a pear-shape (moderate breasts, big butt/hips) body than my hour-glass mess. More power to Christina for making those work for her...but i'm getting rid of these shit watermelons ASAP!
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
She looks old enough to be his mother.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 1:19pm.
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She is great as Joan the office bitch on Mad Men. Her character is really smart and efficient and the one everyone turns to to find order and get shit done. Despite her looks she is not dumb. Plus she delivers the best stingers very convincingly. I guess I will have to see her on something else to determine whether she can play anyone else well other than Joan though. One good character can't be a complete assessment of someone's acting ability...that will come with time as she does more. She looks 10 times better in the show than in real life...she should be styled in 60s garb 24-7.
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Patti LuPone, Doogie and Joan Holloway on stage together? wow ... gayest. thing. ever.
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That Hendricks chick looks like a plump 40-something housewife with marriage issues. Even her fake boobs look like they belong to a plump old woman.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She is looking kinda old there.
You too could dye your hair red, gain fifty pounds and show off your massive bunions.
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family life made NPH go all plump. then again, it may be just his fat from the pregnancy
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Is that Joanne Worley in a blond wig?
I want to nap in her boobies
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Who cares about her boobs? Did you see her feet? Her toes are throwing up gang signs! Good God those are some tore up toes!!
Miss Cha-Cha
ba-buttons LMAO @ a smaller, but more organized, bosom.
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Can she actually act? I don't watch Mad Men. All we ever hear about are her bewbz.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
She's a sloppy old sow.
Those tits look delicious - all soft and doughy. Very nice.
Agreed, pigeon-breasted mom-tits. No thanks.
i had to post this
anything that has to do with doogie whatever his name is....IDC HE IS SO OVER RATED BLAH-MEH..!
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Snowy...YES! Lol. & add grandma & aunt to the mix with the damn garters which were also very ewwwww.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Sorry, her tits are a mess. Big and sloppy and all over the fucking place.
I'd much sooner bury my face in a smaller, but more organized, bosom.
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LMAO Spicey!!! No, she didn't... SHE WISHES!!!
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guest: ahahahah yes! she reminds me of my Mom getting ready to go to a party when I was a kid and walking around in her full slip making me uncomfortable! LOL
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
haha @mom tits. She's that matronly catalogue bra model for Sears.
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