Suri Cruise Is Over It
Or maybe she's doing her "bring down the house" impersonation of Mr. Magoo. Nope.
Suri Salt is definitely mad and singing out "I Want It Now" with her eyes. This is why I don't want kids, but it's also the reason why I love kids. They just don't give one simple fuck and will throw a full body, anxiety-summoning tantrum wherever and whenever. Suri Cruise had one of those when she was carried out of Il Cantonrini in NYC last night. Suri threw the same mean mug Tommy Girl throws at his shoemaker when his platform heels aren't high enough. Suri is delivering a death eye that even Dionne Warwick would skee-daddle from.
Meanwhile, Katie Holmes and Tommy handled the situation by doing Scientology breathing exercises (aka put on a manufactured faux smile and remain clueless).
I'm not sure why Suri was mad. It could've been because of all the flashes, but then again it might have something to do with those pink UGGs on her feet again. When in doubt, blame UGGs.
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What a nasty gummi penis chomping monster she is.
Submitted by Hekki:
Give me that kid for a few weeks and I'll straighten her out. It's not her fault she's a little brat. (You know she IS!) She needs a strict schedule and some boundaries.
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Signs on to as Hekki's relief staff. No way in HELL my brother and I would have EVER considered behaving that way, cause we knew the score from my Gran. Mmmm-hmmmmm.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
At least Suri is showing some type of emotion. Usually she is so stoic.
You can tell Tom is just trying to hold it together while he's carrying her and she's losing her shit. What is he suppose to do? Reprimand her in front of a bunch of papz while flash bulbs are going off in his face? He's just trying to get from point A to point B as fast as possible.
Cant say I blame the kid for giving the stink face to the camera's. She's been around it long enough to know that these people are complete assholes :-)
5 year old's like to be carried as much as the next kid ... if she's tired and cranky, I'm sure it's quicker for them to carry her than to drag her kicking and screaming down the street. Common sense. This is obviously at night - so she's tired. It's not like she's being carried during the day ... she normally walks ... that's how we get to see her high heel collection.
It's because she ought to be at home in bed, instead of being paraded around like an accessory in front of cameras outside of an adult dining establishment. WTF.
these parents shouldn't be allowed near children,having said that Suri freaks me out and i think i see terror in Tommy's eyes in fifth thumbnail,she is giving the world The Omen everytime.
Can't blame Suri. Her dad is a sociopath and her Mom is lobotomized.
There is something seriously amiss with this "family".
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Is she saying the f-word? LMAO!
Someone get a young priest and an old priest for Suri...stat! This chile needs some holy water and an exorcism!
Um, I'm actually kinda freaked out by thumbnails 2 and 3. Who the fuck smiles when their kid is having a heaving temper tantrum? Shit, my face when my daughter does that would turn fucking MEDUSA to stone.
*shivers*
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Crankenstein
NOtice has she totally loses it when Tom holds her. I think we are seeing a little girl who finally has had enough.
Crankenstein
Are you kidding? Suri's mad because she knows that both her father and mother are fake as the tits on Kim K - AND she has to be seen with them on a regular basis.
Suri was bound to let loose; this shit is just pent-up rage for the People's cover corner pic of her, what, a week or so ago, and the confusion over her dad's drastically changing height and abnormally sized feet. This is classic, text-book breakdown over very real confusions. =P
Let it out, Suri, cry it out (while we keep filming/documenting you).
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"How about never? Is never good for you?"
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 7:04pm.
I heard that when Suri misbehaves, Tom & Katie force her to watch "The Kennedys".
A most effective punishment. And then if she's STILL being a bad girl after that, they take the gloves off...and make her watch "Mad Money."
I'd think that would be enough to whip any kid into shape, STAT.
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Yeah and if she is REALLY REALLY naughty, then Tommy Girl will make her sit through his performance of flashdance, which requires his man servants to throw buckets of water at him. (YES water, its PG rating of flashdance)
She's a little brat because:
1. She's being raised as a Scibaby and there are no rules or limits allowed.
2. They insist on dragging her to the most inappropriate places at the most inappropriate hours, all to continue the ruse of one big happy family and provide the latest photo op to prove it. NO KID is going to be happy under those circumstances, but particularly one who is allowed to behave in whatever manner she pleases.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
You Jackwagon!!
and.....
Suri is a brat because her parents have RAISED her that way. Children are not born with shitty attitudes. Those attitudes are developed, under the influence of parents who A)Treat them like adults (but still let her drink from a bottle and use a paci? Ok.), B)Let them have their way in evserything, and C)Clearly don't understand that children do not need to traipsing around outside at 11 or 12 at night so Mommy and Daddy can see a show and pick up dick candy (TOM).
I feel that it's a little unfair for Suri to be maligned the way she is when none of it is really her fault. I doubt that there is one person on here, who at that age, wouldn't be the way she is if they were raised the same way.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 7:04pm.
I heard that when Suri misbehaves, Tom & Katie force her to watch "The Kennedys".
A most effective punishment. And then if she's STILL being a bad girl after that, they take the gloves off...and make her watch "Mad Money."
I'd think that would be enough to whip any kid into shape, STAT.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
Ah der... its like midnight or something and they are dragging her out, what did they expect? Id be pissy too if i was tired.
these two fucktards are fail parents.
Add to that, Suri seems like a spoiled little bitch, and i know one when i see one because that used to be me.
Everytime my parents took me out, i used to want 1 toy, even though my room was full of toys, i still wanted 1 new toy, doesnt matter if i had it already...otherwise i would have thrown a tantrum.
anyway one day, it got too much because i turned myself into the human broomstick and rollled alll over the mall.
I got smacked, end of the story, was never an asshole child again.
And this is what suri needs. END OF STORY. A good SMACK!
Haven't seen Katie with a pash-rash for a while. Suri must be wearing them out.
I don't know Suri (obviously), but she's the child of rich celebutards whose religion prohibits them from setting boundaries. There's a 100% chance this kid is awful and it's only downhill from here.
People keep saying "Stop picking on a child." I've met many children who deserve a swift kick in the ass.
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I heard that when Suri misbehaves, Tom & Katie force her to watch "The Kennedys".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
is this kid wearing lip rouge?
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Is toms ring big or is his hand just delicate and ladylike that it looks huge ? I meant his wedding ring....hehe. WHy is he trying to effect a teenage look at 47 or wahtever. He just looks like a lame assed faggot trying to be all young and hip.
It never occurred to you PERFECT people that Suri is reacting to the million Paps taking her picture. And calling a 4 year old a little Bitch is just not cool or funny. Sorry but you guys have to set boundries. Call her a brat or mean or whatever, but a little Bitch is just pushing it!! Hate her parents, but she's 4!!
And now I think of it..... Is Suri unable to walk?? Does her legs not work?? Cos otherwise put her the fuck down and stop holding her up high where the paps can get an easier "happy families" shot... grr
I feel sorry for this kid. Yeah, she's a brat but if you saw a tantrum coming on and you saw all the paps outside, would you see if you could leave by the back door and have a little privacy? I would!
Kid's been pimped out since birth.
The pink uggs are the warmest piece of clothing on that child.
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Here's what I don't get when the subject of bratty kids comes up: People say "People don't say no to their kids and they just need a good old fashioned ass whuppin'!" And then they say "There's no need to spank a child. That teaches them violence and if you can't use just words to discipline them there's something wrong with your parenting."
WELL.
If your kid is having a tantrum in public (and they ALL do at some point), NOTHING you do is right. If you try to reason quietly with them, you're a softie. If you hit them, you're a bully abuser. I choose to walk a safe distance away and let it play out, and that's wrong, too, apparently.
That's the first picture of Suri where I've actually considered she could biologically be related to Tom (or some another Mapother), even though I know that's highly unlikely.
Notice how in almost every picture Tom has his paws all over Katie so she won't escape?
I get why they're always carrying her in pictures. It's a protective thing. There must be dozens, sometimes even hundreds of paparazzi flashing their cameras and jostling them, no wonder they scoop up their kiddie and keep her out of harms way.
4 seems a little old to be having tantrums, but as someone mentioned, it's probably late, kid is tired, maybe frightened by the cameras etc...
Suri scares the living crap out of me but I am open minded as to whether or not she is the awful brat everyone says. If she is, it sure as shit aint her fault. Team Suri, and soooo not Team Tomkat. If I were a celebrity mother, I would have my lawyer send a threatening letter to every damn magazine agency in the world telling them exactly how I would tear them a new asshole should they ever print a picture of my kid. These selfish douchtards lap up the attention she brings, just like Brangelina. Beyond shameful for a parent to act that way.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
That's what happens if you eat too many gummi penisus before bedtime.
Actually, it's probably a good thing her fingers are glued together with gummi penis juice otherwise she might well be flipping the bird.
It's probably around midnight and they're dragging this little bitch around when she should be in bed. No wonder she's having a fit. She's sleep deprived and probably lives on candy (penis-shaped ones). That and being spoiled rotten has made her evil.
Suri always looks like an insufferable little bitch.
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Golden Shower Girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq0Jr2VwlUY
VEDA! For those of you who have watched Mildred Pierce.
What an ugly little monster.
Pic 2 "boneless"
did anyone else read "knufflebunny"?
lol (except when my 7 year old does it)
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Shine a Light
No offense, but that little kid looks like she's going to grow up to be a stuck-up bitch. Kind of like a dark-haired Paris Hilton...unless she decides to dye her hair...which...I wouldn't be surprised.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
GReat parenting Katiebot and Tommy Girl!!...she will be an A No. 1 cunt in no time...this "little" girl reeks of arrogance and self-entitlement...just another Hollywood Diva Bitch in training...
GReat parenting Katiebot and Tommy Girl!!...she will be an A No. 1 cunt in no time...this "little" girl reeks of arrogance and self-entitlement...just another Hollywood Diva Bitch in training...
Don't they ever let that kid walk? These idiots are raising a monster.
Tommy Girl and RoboBride took the brat to see American Idiot. Somehow, I don't think that's really appropriate for a 4 year old. Oh, I forgot, Suri is really a 'remarkable woman' in a kid's body.
Submitted by hanibella on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 2:43pm.
I feel no shame calling Suri a bitch-child, mini-bitch, bitch-brat cuz lil girl is a bitch
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I do but it is what it is. That kid is a BRAT.
Looks like Suri is saying "YOU'RE FIRED!" to her parents with her best Donald Trump face.
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*snorts another line of Charlie Sheen*
I feel no shame calling Suri a bitch-child, mini-bitch, bitch-brat cuz lil girl is a bitch
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I bet giving Mario Lopez a bj is sort of annoying. You know he flexes, kisses his biceps, winks at the mirror and coos out shit like, "Tell Mario Lopez you like it... MK
That 1st pic is all the proof I need. That little bitch is definitely Tommy Girl's brat. She even resembles him in that pic.
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I bet giving Mario Lopez a bj is sort of annoying. You know he flexes, kisses his biceps, winks at the mirror and coos out shit like, "Tell Mario Lopez you like it... MK
They look like triplets.
Whoa! Face like a fist.
MK has been too funny today, every line is cracking me up.
I'd be over it too if I were Chris Klei...I mean Tommy Girl's kid.