James Franco Is Like, "Who?"

The coke-laced delusions of grandeur that constantly hard fuck the frontal lobes of Lindsay Lohan's brain worked up a serious sweat last night at Beauty & Essex in NYC! LiLo held court at a table of her trained head nodders and went on about how she's best friends with James Franco and will consider playing Glinda in the new Oz movie if her "best friend" is involved. HAHAHA. The shit that comes out of that crazy ho's mouth. Some ignis fatuus shit to the tenth degree.

It's sort of like if I held court at a table of no one at the Olive Garden and mouth farted about how I'm going to decorate the guest room in the charming Cape Cod beach house Anderson Cooper is going to buy for us after our wedding. I mean, I'm nuts, but I've never done that. (Note to the Olive Garden waiter side-eye-ing that sentence: You don't know what you saw! You lie! Shut your eyes! Shut your fingers! Just shut it!)

Page Six says that LiLo talked about playing Victoria Gotti even though it's not a done deal yet. LiLo then said she wants the female role in Oliver Stone's Savages and will consider playing Glinda in Oz: The Great and Powerful. LiLo kept the laughs going when she went on to say, "I'll only do the movie if I can work with [James Franco]. We're like best friends. We're hanging out later." FYI: Blake NotSoLively is in talks for both of the roles LiLo has her good eye on.

A source tells Page Six that the producers of Oz have never and will never consider LiLo for Glinda.

I would feel sorry for LiLo, but my emotions are currently occupied with other things: namely, laughing. I can totally picture White Oprah cold calling up the casting directors of high-profile projects to politely thank them for considering LiLo for the lead role, but unfortunately she's got too much on her plate at the moment: namely, coke.

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Submitted by nachomama on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:40am.
Seriously LL's next business venture should be a fragrance- D'elusion. It smells like old velveeta, Sevyn nine spray tan, dirty bong water, hair extension glue and Michael Lohan nutsack sweat.

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Bwahahahahah!! Lindsay has to make a check somehow...she really should launch her own fragrance.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:28pm.

aaaawwww.... isn't that cute.... Lindsay wants to make a stoner movie.

yeah, once you move into meth, coke, and(my opinion, her choice) oxy... you're way past making "Up in Smoke", honey!

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Submitted by sarah990 on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:57pm.

In other news, I am considered for the role of Leonardo Davinci in an undisclosed gay porno movie.

LINDSAY, JUST GOOOO AWAY

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:52pm.

She might be able to convincingly play herself in The Great Jewel Heist.

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"He stole from tourists. Everyone steals from tourists. He stole honest. He put his hand in their pockets."

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:36pm.

I agree. She's crazeeeee. Not a fan of Franco's, but she is delusional if she thinks anyone wants her to be circling them. Like when she claimed she was secrectly friends/dating Heath Ledger. yeah right....and I am secretly married to Christian Bale...he just hasn't told his wife yet!

Why not just start to ignore this lunatic.......everyone??

Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 5:16pm.

That girl they just kicked off America's Next Top Model should be Glinda, with a big head of fake white blond hair.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 5:15pm.

Not to name drop, but MK is my cousin by a guy i sucked off who was with this other guy's cousin who sucked off his brother's friend who fucked this bicurious german tourist who drunkily slept with a massage therapist who is sex buddies with a gym trainer who is anderson cooper's secret lover and he is MK's boo.
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Submitted by phillyphillie on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 4:51pm.

Aw James Franco is just nice and feels sorry for her. In 5th grade, I was 'friends' with a girl who smelled like pee and by 'friends' I mean 'felt sorry for her and didn't make fun of her for being poor.'
Lindsay Lohan is like the poor girl in public school that everyone makes fun of.

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 4:16pm.

Midway through reading this, I thought, "Is she fucking Harvey Weinstein or something? What would make her think she could be up for these roles?"

Then I continued reading and saw Blake Lively's name. Ha.ha.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:10am.

LOL @ Lindsay FB page. PURE COMEDY!

specially this
"Nicholas Ruzzon
lindsay I believe in you! Yesterday I saw a great video of when you went to India on your lap and you had a little sweet baby! you cried! you cried and those eyes I saw your soul! I'm sure! You are a beautiful girl inside and out, and I believe in you! I really believe in you! if only I could get next would be the best thing in my life: (your eyes do not lie! love from italy! I trust you! (sorry for my bad English!)"

OMFG lindsay cried in india cuz she found out they didnt have coke,

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That's how I was gonna end it:

Withdrawal is a bitch, ain't it?

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 1:20pm.

LiLo kept the laughs going when she went on to say, "I'll only do the movie if I can work with [James Franco]. We're like best friends. We're hanging out later."

I think it's cuz he left the biggest tip.

Submitted by KidL on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:45pm.

Damn. This is actually a bit sad. I bet in her mind it is still 2003, and she is still The Next Big Thang.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:43pm.

Fishy and I just got finished Prank-calling Vadge, so I have time to tell MK I love this post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:28pm.

LOL IG, the delusion of the following post on the FB is unreal (WTF?!):

Jon Rizzolo:
I always wanted U to play an Italian girl. U are half Italian (like me) and when U have dark hair U look even more Italian. I guess this Gotti woman had blonde hair but she probs dyed it, Im just sayin' You have that Italian look/ethnic look in ur eyes, especially. Same thing with Dina, Italian-looking. And besides, on a set like that, there's bound to be spaghetti and meatballs...my Lord, the spaghetti and meatballs my Aunt Kay and Uncle Tony could cook...God Rest their Souls...

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:17pm.

As for Blake Lively being "in talks" for Lohan's two "upcoming roles," yeah, right. People have seen her in The Town and Green Lantern, and she's horrible in both.

Although her BFF Anna Wintour will try to prevent it for as long as possible, Lively will undoubtedly be following Lohan in the "downward trajectory of the totally untalented."

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:11pm.

OMG. I know talking yourself up is half the battle in Hollywood, but Lohan should just give it up. She's bigger anathema than Corey Feldman and that's putting it mildly.

Women in Hollywood have it rough to begin with - there is always a new crop of starlets coming up, some who can actually act. It's a buyer's market, and no one is going to buy a broken-down, messed-up delusional mess like Lohan anymore, except maybe for a d-grade reality show on cable. She's a liability.

Submitted by skidmarx on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:26am.

I can't believe that anyone, other than the Gotti's, would put their money or reputations on the line to help LiLo right now. She's been out of rehab for 3 months and is already back hitting the clubs. If she doesn't have the self-control to stay out of clubs when she knows she's being watched for any slip ups, how is she going to hold it together to be on a movie set???? It's only a matter of time before she's in trouble again.

Come at me bitch!

Submitted by Melina on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:24am.

How come this duck lips is friends with everybody who's anybody?

Submitted by cripbabe on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:21am.

this bitch is proving to be more delusional sober than when she is high if she thinks that all this work she's talking publicly about will suddenly be laid at her feet now that her cracky daze are (temporarily) on hold. honestly, I gotta see it to believe that producers are clamoring for her, but hey, maybe the Ma-Sheen is hiring!

Submitted by Linnocent on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:20am.

@Naked Chick
That was just before her first rehab trip to Wonderland in January 07.
She allegedly overdosed in 06 so its just the multiple DUIs, probation violations that highlighted her issues.

Submitted by Naked Chick on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:11am.

@M.E.

Yes, at Chateau Marmont. That was right before the media started to really get a grapple on how fucked up she was. I remember the story was that she was crying outside his doorway and he told her he wouldn't see her, LOL! Soon after, she was up on Courtenay and Ronson, and doing copious amounts of coke. Aww, the good ole days:)

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Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:57am.
"Jon Rizzolo
I always wanted U to play an Italian girl. U are half Italian (like me) and when U have dark hair U look even more Italian. I guess this Gotti woman had blonde hair but she probs dyed it, Im just sayin' You have that Italian look/ethnic look in ur eyes,"

When did Lilo become half-Italian? Didn't Dina just say her maiden name is Sullivan?

Sullivanetti...it's Sullivanetti. She was ripping bong hits when she made the statement and choked on the "etti" part. O_D

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:45am.

Again when I think of this queef, my mind harkens back to punishments from days of yore. I think the stocks would still work wonders for this twat, or maybe wearing a giant letter "L" for loser. And not a cursive L like Laverne DeFazio used to wear but a butt ugly one made of sandpaper. Or maybe forcing her to stand at the intersection of Sunset and Vine holding a sign that says "I steal things."

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:41am.

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:19am.
Didn't James Franco diss her at a bar one night and she passed out in the hallway?
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When you're turning tricks insults seem like invitations.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:40am.

LMAO all her "fans" appear to be delusional Asian virgins!

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Submitted by Linnocent on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:38am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:10am.

LOL @ Lindsay FB page. PURE COMEDY!

specially this
"Nicholas Ruzzon
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See Lindsay does still have some fans left.
Hopefully the jury see this case for what it is (a publicity seeking prosecutor that is hoping to become the 2012 District Attorney)
Judge Sautner could do the right thing and save California money and dismiss it at the prelim. We will see what happens next week but i have faith in Shawn and Blair.

Submitted by Linnocent on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:37am.

Submitted by skidmarx on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:37am.

Even if Lohan & Franco are friends, I hope he doesn't stick his neck out for her to get her back into movies. LiLo has already had more second chances than she's ever deserved.

Let her sink or swim on her own.
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:34am.

ummm...isn't she still on probation with about a zillion felonies attached. Who said this ho is free to do movies...and really, who the hell, including the Geico Gecko, the Aflac Duck insure her felonious ass. Why would anyone use her EVER for ANYTHING. She is a stone trainwreck with a heaping pile of delusion stacked on top...really, I need to live on her planet..the one were I win the lottery every day and sleep with Brad Pitt at night...

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:30am.

Who paid for that meal?

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:27am.

Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:57am.
"Jon Rizzolo
I always wanted U to play an Italian girl. U are half Italian (like me) and when U have dark hair U look even more Italian. I guess this Gotti woman had blonde hair but she probs dyed it, Im just sayin' You have that Italian look/ethnic look in ur eyes,"

When did Lilo become half-Italian? Didn't Dina just say her maiden name is Sullivan?
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Submitted by candicane on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:26am.

LMAO perfume D'elusion! ur noses will be numb from all the coke fumes in it. Bad cheese in stolen bottles! HAHAHAHAHA.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:23am.

NO ONE mentioned the crazy pose? Coy yet frank, smiling but holding a little something back...

Also, I thought she was pretty uninsurable. I mean, who would take a risk casting her? She never shows up anywhere on time, has a problem with authority figures, her mother launches lawsuits left and right (besides being an annoying coke whore herself), she steals, abuses substances, etc. Need I go on? Who would bother? Sure, there will be people who'd go see Lindsay The Train Wreck, but would their ticket sales offset the dollars they'd lose waiting for her to sober up and get her ass to the set?

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:16am.

you just watch. she'll get that part in the Gotti movie. lilo is WINNING, DUH!

Submitted by nachomama on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:10am.

Seriously LL's next business venture should be a fragrance- D'elusion. It smells like old velveeta, Sevyn nine spray tan, dirty bong water, hair extension glue and Michael Lohan nutsack sweat.

Submitted by hoganbcmj on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:09am.

I love that you have just turned "side-eye-ing" into a verb. I am totally on board with that.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:14am.
And this
"Jon Rizzolo Not to name drop, OK Im totally name dropping, but Francis Ford Coppola, director of The Godfather, is my "cousin" by a marriage in the family. My older cousin married his cousin, and they've stayed in Coppola's NYC condo...gotta do a mob movie Lindsay, U just gotta. U never pass on a mob movie"
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OMG Loving this! It's exactly like Inception now, but with delusional bullshit instead of dreams!!! hahaha!

Submitted by skidmarx on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:07am.

Even if Lohan & Franco are friends, I hope he doesn't stick his neck out for her to get her back into movies. LiLo has already had more second chances than she's ever deserved.

Let her sink or swim on her own.

Come at me bitch!

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Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:18am.

HAHAHAHA. I freaking LOVE that movie. I quote it all the time. Usually goes over the head of my nerdy co-workers but I still get a giggle out of it.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:55am.

I am done feeling sorry for this delusional slut. She is so fucking ridiculous- she is a goddamn laughingstock, and she needs to face it.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:10am.

LOL @ Lindsay FB page. PURE COMEDY!

^^What the ever-loving fuck?? If he gets this worked up over this washed-up cokewhore, one can only imagine his postings over on the facebook pages of Dreamboat Pete Doherty and Courtney Love. I shudder to think...

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"Scott D R'Pone
oh, i guess i cant really befriend you on this. eF f-book. i make art and i think you'r a Prophet. you can email me directly if you'd like.."

A prophet? Really? We, as a society, are doomed.

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:49am.

Didn't James Franco diss her at a bar one night and she passed out in the hallway?

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:10am.
this bitch is delusional. You made ONE good movie in your "non-child" years...Mean Girls. And even though that movie is AH-MAZING it had very little to do with you being in it. Janis Ian for the WIN. GET OVER YOURSELF.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:48am.

She's nearing the tipping point where her situation is just sad and pathetic, like Brit Brit. She has dug a helluva hole for herself. Good luck with all that, Firecrotch.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by skidmarx on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:47am.

I have to hand it to Lindsay. She gets a little bit of possible good news for her career and then she totally overplays it. The name dropping needs to stop and Disney will never touch her again.

Her only hope for a career comeback is to say out of trouble and keep quiet. Both are nearly impossible for her.

Come at me bitch!

Submitted by nono on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:46am.

We're fucked either way, but I would rather see Lindsay do this shit because I am sooo fucking sick of Hollywood trying to push Blake (Plain-ass) fucking Lively on our asses! She is already overexposed IMO.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:46am.

I don't like wishing bad things upon people, but this chick makes me soooooo stabby. I should stop reading posts about her because I can feel my blood boiling.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Jana on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:45am.

TRUE. She's still relevant cause of gossip media. I wish we could end it with her already.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:44am.

And this
"Jon Rizzolo Not to name drop, OK Im totally name dropping, but Francis Ford Coppola, director of The Godfather, is my "cousin" by a marriage in the family. My older cousin married his cousin, and they've stayed in Coppola's NYC condo...gotta do a mob movie Lindsay, U just gotta. U never pass on a mob movie"

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:40am.

LOL @ Lindsay FB page. PURE COMEDY!

OMFG lindsay cried in india cuz she found out they didnt have coke,