Mickey Rourke Hates The Movie He Did With Megan Fox

This time last year, Mickey Rourke's forever soulmate Loki (R.I.P.) put in a reincarnation request up in heaven's administrative offices hoping that he will come back to earth as a psychiatrist who can give his former owner some much needed mental health help. Loki did this after Mickey said that Megan Fox is the best actress he's ever worked with. Those words numerically translate into 5150, so Loki had a good reason to freak out. But Loki can cancel that request and stay safe up in the cloud bosoms of heaven, because Mickey is taking that shit all back. Sort of. Mickey has come down from the high he got after inhaling the intoxicating words of wisdom that Megan's brain farts out from time to time.

At the after-party for Scream 4 the other night, Vulture asked Mickey about the movie he did with 50 Cent ("A really bad movie") and then Megan Fox's name came up. Mickey finally kept it real.

What about your movie with Megan Fox and Bill Murray?
"Terrible. Another terrible movie. But, you know, in your career and all the movies you make, you’re going to make dozens of terrible ones."

You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
"That I worked with [smirk]."

That movie’s getting limited release.
"That’s because it’s not very good."

I know a good movie we can talk about: your rugby movie.
"That’ll be a great movie. We start shooting February."

Okay, okay, so the head on Mickey's neck is still slightly stuck up Megan's culito, but I have a feeling he's slowly starting to pull out (UNCLENCH, MEGAN, UNCLENCH!). Maybe! Loki has hope! And speaking of hope, I HOPE that Mickey puts out his own movie review site called Rotten Mickeys where he rates his own movies, because he's good at that shit. Mickey doesn't even have to say anything. If one of his movies is terrible, he just has to make the dried salmon grouch face he's making in the picture above.

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Megan Fox • Mickey Rourke

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:43am.

"dried salmon grouch face"

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This!

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 5:05pm.

I'm sure Mickey did 'work' with Megan - he helped her with her lines by expanding and lubricating her throat.
What a kind, sweet man.

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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 4:42pm.

Megan Fox is allegedly worth about 75 million. I guess she earned it from those Transformers movies. Boy oh boy did that last one suck rotten eggs.

No offense Optimus Prime!

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:54pm.

That I worked with {smirk}? Is he trying to say he had relations with her?

Submitted by HSSFanSince97 on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:16pm.

Jesus, this girl makes me so stabby. Kill yourself, please! I hope "Transformers 3" does well and you can choke on that guy's cock and get AIDS.

Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 12:10pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:17am

Well, that's because Jennifer's Body had the team of Juno behind it. This "Passion Play" seemed dead on arrival. Sucks, it would've been nice to see Megan Fox act outside "Transformers".

Still, I'll reiterate, not planning to see "Transformers 3". Shouldn't a trailer have come out by now? Meh, I'll be getting my Marvel/DC fix as I know everybody else is.

Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 10:09am.

Is the "that I worked with" a dig at all his fellow actresses? If he's thinking of Gwenny, ScarJo, Rachel Evan whatever, then he might have a point. I imagine Megan Fox is the easiest to work with out of all those. She's a loudmouth, but that's what I like about her. She's one of the few really excessively boner-inducing girls I feel I could actually be friends with.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:25am.

I see his flattery didn't work so he's like a child throwing his toys out the pram. 'She didn't fuck me so I'll slag her off' ugh hate men like that. Rourke seems like to overly aggressive skeev whose ego can't take no.

Submitted by MundoLoco on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:41am.

Megan Fox, best actress? By best he must have meant WORST.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:32am.

Submitted by KA on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:51am.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC- WTF is going on in this world??????!!!!!!!! Diplomatic uproar over Benjamin Netanyahu not meeting with JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER. My garbage man wouldn't deign to meet with Bieber, as if a political leader should drop things to meet with that punk????? OMFG!
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I don't know who the hell he thinks he is over in Israel. Ignorant, cocky its-all-about-me kid. With a ton of yes men handlers to stroke his enormous ego. Mr. "waaahhh I'm going to lock myself in my hotel room because ppl were taking pictures of me as I walked with Jesus." Shut your whore mouth. There are Hasidics at the Western Wall all the time, and they are always being photographed by tourists and such and they don't turn away from their prayers, nor do they stomp off like they're taking their Barbies and going home. But because BEAVERBOY thinks he's so damn important, he should be exempt from this. Well, can't wait to see him flip his shit when he's a has been in a few years.

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:31am.

dust off them knee pads megan
gonna need em
to get work

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:21am.

megan better suck some dick soon cuz bitch is fading away.
and mickey rourke used to be hot when he was younger, i would have sat and spun around him till i couldnt walk for 1 week.
but not anymore.

Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:16am.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 9:39am.
So Justin Bieber is going to bring peace to the Middle East?

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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:14am.

I find it fitting that Megan earned all her fame through one stupid overrated role that she was quick to think she was too good for, and is now suddenly fading into the faceless crowd. David Silver kept himself relevant for a lot longer.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:09am.

So Justin Bieber is going to bring peace to the Middle East?

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:56am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:46am.
I don't know what you guys are talking about, she was excellent in that SALT movie!

HAHAHA

Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:55am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:26am.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:24am.
You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
"That I worked with [smirk]."

Kim Basinger just slit her wrists.

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As did Oscar winner, Marissa Tomei, who earned a nomination opposite him in The Wrestler for Best Supporting Actress.
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And isn't that thrice-named-Rachael-Wood-broad who played his daughter in The Wrestler supposed to be a fine actress (with shit for taste in men, including HIM?)

Wow. He IS klassy...

Submitted by KA on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:55am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:51am.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC- WTF is going on in this world??????!!!!!!!! Diplomatic uproar over Benjamin Netanyahu not meeting with JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER. My garbage man wouldn't deign to meet with Bieber, as if a political leader should drop things to meet with that punk????? OMFG!
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I don't know who the hell he thinks he is over in Israel. Ignorant, cocky its-all-about-me kid. With a ton of yes men handlers to stroke his enormous ego. Mr. "waaahhh I'm going to lock myself in my hotel room because ppl were taking pictures of me as I walked with Jesus." Shut your whore mouth. There are Hasidics at the Western Wall all the time, and they are always being photographed by tourists and such and they don't turn away from their prayers, nor do they stomp off like they're taking their Barbies and going home. But because BEAVERBOY thinks he's so damn important, he should be exempt from this. Well, can't wait to see him flip his shit when he's a has been in a few years.

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Ah luvs you for using the word "deign." Morning=made. Well, I could use a cuppy cousin frosted with Nutella as well...
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HEY GOBBLER! *turns out Nutella cousin* ENJOY! Glad I made you smile!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:51am.
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Ah luvs you for using the word "deign." Morning=made. Well, I could use a cuppy cousin frosted with Nutella as well...
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:41am.

The idea that the world is imploding and Bieber is meeting world leaders DISGUSTS ME!

Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:37am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:46am.
I don't know what you guys are talking about, she was excellent in that SALT movie!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:35am.

the idea of Netanyahu meeting with Justin Fetus makes me stabby.

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:34am.

i can't help it. i have always love and will always love mickey rourke.

Submitted by whippersnapper on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:30am.

I just noticed that Mickey Roarke looks just like my ex-father in law (R.I.P.), and he didn't have any plastic surgery. He was a total dick to everyone except for me and his granddaughter (my daughter), who he adored. But he had good reason to be a dick to his son, he is a total loser. When I was pregnant with my daughter he gave me a car and made sure that the car was in my name and not his sons, that pissed my ex off soooo bad, lol!

Submitted by MJF on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:30am.

"...You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
"That I worked with [smirk]."..."

Yeah, "worked with" totally means "fucked".

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Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:28am.

Fancy:
Hahahahahaa!

Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:29am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:51am.

What I heard was that he was scheduled to meet with Bieber, but Netenyahu wanted to bring in some injured kids and Bieber baled. But no matter the backstory, it's still stupid.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:25am.

cuppy: I know, can you believe that shit!?!?

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Submitted by Fancy Malone on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:23am.

Megan Fox? So 2009. *yawn*

Mickey Rourke needs to go back into whichever Clay Fighter Sega Genesis cartridge he escaped from.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:21am.

TOTALLY OFF TOPIC- WTF is going on in this world??????!!!!!!!! Diplomatic uproar over Benjamin Netanyahu not meeting with JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER. My garbage man wouldn't deign to meet with Bieber, as if a political leader should drop things to meet with that punk????? OMFG!

Submitted by Jana on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:18am.

Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:39am.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it typically in their work contracts to [positively] promote the films they've worked on? They weren't forced into the role.
Shit film or not, I would be fuming if one of my employees was out talking shit about a project he was hired to work on.
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sure, but you can take it or leave it. If he takes the role on, it means he thinks it will be great, but when it flops, he suddenly looks back and trashes it.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:16am.

I don't know what you guys are talking about, she was excellent in that SALT movie!

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK

"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."

Submitted by RockstarDani on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:14am.

She's a very pretty lady. But looks like a cunt and can't act for shit.

"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)

Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:09am.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it typically in their work contracts to [positively] promote the films they've worked on? They weren't forced into the role.
Shit film or not, I would be fuming if one of my employees was out talking shit about a project he was hired to work on.
As for Megan Faux, that bitch will never have a serious role. Her career will be taken about as srsly as Pam Anderson's movie career.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:06am.

Thank you, Ms. Cupcake...
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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:03am.

So he banged her and now he's over it.

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Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 7:00am.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:17am.
Speaking of Scream 4... I totally want to see it.

Shame face.

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Same here.
In that pic. Megan Fox reminds me of that chick who was in the horrid 70s grindhouse-shitstorm flick, "I Spit on Your Grave."

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:57am.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:17am.
Speaking of Scream 4... I totally want to see it.

Shame face.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:56am.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:24am.
You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
"That I worked with [smirk]."

Kim Basinger just slit her wrists.

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As did Oscar winner, Marissa Tomei, who earned a nomination opposite him in The Wrestler for Best Supporting Actress.

Submitted by naylinpalin on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:56am.

Oh yeahhh. Isn't Mickey playing that attractive gay rugby player next?

The mind is boggled.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:56am.

Thank you Satan Sam.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:55am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 8:21am.
I'm sorry but I do not know what movie they are referring to...

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Passion Play.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:54am.

Wait... what is with all the face fucking.. you mean they weren't born this way?

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:54am.

You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
"That I worked with [smirk]."

Kim Basinger just slit her wrists.

Submitted by Genny18 on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:52am.

DWM, Im lovin your gif.

I imagine him saying, Oh Schnapp!

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What's up, douchebag?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:51am.

I'm sorry but I do not know what movie they are referring to...

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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
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Submitted by Jana on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:50am.

now the truth comes out after it's a flop. Of course his next movie is going to be incredible until it flops.

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 6:49am.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Are we supposed to feel sorry for him for making this decision? AWWWWW, poor Mickey! First you fuck up your face because you're a vain douchebag, and now THIS! When will your bad luck streak end??

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