Afternoon Crumbs
Have you always wished that tight boxer shorts came in denim? Presenting the must-have nut huggers of the season: JUNDERPANTS! It’s the perfect thing to wear when you want to show the world that you’ve circumcised dignity from your being. Gay Al and I will take 7 for every day of the week! – OMG Blog
I see that 15-year-old Abigail Breslin is going through that “fun with peroxide” tragic phase of her teen life – Lainey Gossip
See, beautiful things happen when us Americans stand together against something – The Superficial
This is how Jessica Lowndes is making you remember Jessica Lowndes – Hollywood Tuna
If Ke$ha mated with with Brit Brit’s swamp weave in the middle of Parasite Hilton’s closet (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Galliano fired from Galliano – Celebitchy
The Easter Bunny can put down his uzi, because the war on Easter was faked by Fox – Towleroad
Somebody turn the table on this ho’s mouth already – Just Jared
This needs subtitles since I’m not fluent in Pig Latin – TDW
No, you don’t – The Berry
Emma Roberts holds a cookie, a book and keys at the same time. TALENT! – Popoholic
Amanda Seyfried owns a dead baby horse – ICYDK
When Saint Angie Jo is done with those pants, can she give them back to the 1980s nurse she stole them from? – Popsugar
In case your Ambien hasn’t kicked in, let this Lauren Conrad spread for Allure jump start it – Hollywood Rag
Bat Boy has officially erased the red lipstick mark of Xtina from his life – I’m Not Obsessed
Joey Ramone will live forever on a bunch of arms – Cityrag