Afternoon Crumbs
Have you always wished that tight boxer shorts came in denim? Presenting the must-have nut huggers of the season: JUNDERPANTS! It's the perfect thing to wear when you want to show the world that you've circumcised dignity from your being. Gay Al and I will take 7 for every day of the week! - OMG Blog
I see that 15-year-old Abigail Breslin is going through that "fun with peroxide" tragic phase of her teen life - Lainey Gossip
See, beautiful things happen when us Americans stand together against something - The Superficial
This is how Jessica Lowndes is making you remember Jessica Lowndes - Hollywood Tuna
If Ke$ha mated with with Brit Brit's swamp weave in the middle of Parasite Hilton's closet (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Galliano fired from Galliano - Celebitchy
The Easter Bunny can put down his uzi, because the war on Easter was faked by Fox - Towleroad
Somebody turn the table on this ho's mouth already - Just Jared
This needs subtitles since I'm not fluent in Pig Latin - TDW
No, you don't - The Berry
Emma Roberts holds a cookie, a book and keys at the same time. TALENT! - Popoholic
Amanda Seyfried owns a dead baby horse - ICYDK
When Saint Angie Jo is done with those pants, can she give them back to the 1980s nurse she stole them from? - Popsugar
In case your Ambien hasn't kicked in, let this Lauren Conrad spread for Allure jump start it - Hollywood Rag
Bat Boy has officially erased the red lipstick mark of Xtina from his life - I'm Not Obsessed
Joey Ramone will live forever on a bunch of arms - Cityrag
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GOOD LAWDY look at the bulge on those freakin' shorts. Oh @_@
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
A shout out to the never nudes! Those are perfect.
They should have called them nevernudes because all I thought when I saw that was David Cross on Arrested Development.
Sincerely,
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I'm sure liking what those jeans shorts are packing. Is it sad that I'd like a lady version of those for lounging around the house? The deco job is pretty realistic.
Then again, I'm reminded of a billboard I saw for something recently that said, "Jeans shorts are never OK" Heh :)
I can't even deal right now...little Bo from Signs CANNOT be that old, she just can't.
I did the whole "15 year old at home peroxide wash cause I thought I needed to be a blonde" thing. And it really wasn't pretty seeing as I have jet black hair.
I love St. Angie but she's def doing something to her face. She looks about 10 years younger these days. Mr. Pitt may want to join her at the Botox parties seeing as he's not aging real well.
'Amanda Seyfried owns a dead baby horse'
EWWWWW! She actually bought a real stuffed horse. I don't understand the fixation some people have with taxidermied animals.
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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_21333/marc-bolan/tpx_1652472
Okay, NO.
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Angie Pitt is soooo boring. fucking go away. ho.
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I bet giving Mario Lopez a bj is sort of annoying. You know he flexes, kisses his biceps, winks at the mirror and coos out shit like, "Tell Mario Lopez you like it... MK
I though those pants had male junk for the girls to wear, I honestly though this was a female body,
I think Abigail looks kinda cute.
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yucko,
YES! In fact, I bet these were created by a never-nude!
Tobias Fünke would love these?
I'm looking forward to Mrs. Patrick Campbell posting on this one.
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http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_21333/marc-bolan/tpx_1652472
Oh my god, I thought those shorts WERE junk enhancers! Hell, maybe they still are - I haven't looked at them yet.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 5:13pm.
I know Galliano's in love with Hitler and that's some not right shit, but how are you going to take away a label that has his fucking name?
Let's ask Jimmy Choo, who hasn't designed a Jimmy Choo shoe since 1999 or something.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 5:08pm.
I couldn't understand why they had a woman modeling those Junderpants. Seriously? They need a butch guy to model those.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
I know Galliano's in love with Hitler and that's some not right shit, but how are you going to take away a label that has his fucking name? I'm guessing this is a dick move on their part and they'll just dismantle it and he'll never be able to use his name on clothing or risk infringment.
I mean Jews should be mad at him, not these fashion assholes who probably just love jumping on something and trying to prove to the public they're not the assholes we know they are. Please like those fashion elite (read the French equivalent of a WASP) probably spew racists shit all day and night. I doubt they're any better than him, they just want to appear to be.
And no doubt those French snobs will still be using his services on the down low. You don't go from being the great Galliano to being some bum who is completely shut out. Behind closed doors they're probably doing their kiss-kiss fake shit.
I couldn't understand why they had a woman modeling those Junderpants. Seriously? They need a butch guy to model those.
some of those Joey Ramone tattoos were beautifully done.
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Agree with Lexi-j: Abigail looks fine as a blonde. It's not like Vanessa Hudgens going blonde - her hair was light when she was a little girl.
(Speaking of which, I was spring cleaning and looking at old photos of when I met Mr. Hekki and my hair used to be SO LIGHT. Like almost platinum. My mother warned me having kids would darken it and she wasn't kidding.)
Submitted by Starqz on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 4:43pm.
Sounds like he got off on little college girls getting an eyeful of his bollocks. What a perv.
Submitted by KA on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 4:19pm
I don't think I'll ever see them at my Walmart. I never get to see any of those people of Walmart hicks. All I see are soccer moms in their Range Rovers or the Indians (read India) who work at USAA. I guess you have to go out of major cities to see that shit.
Mikey, I know you aren't up on the latest styles but, really, that white suit on Angelina is the absolute latest . . . right off the runway. And she looks terrific.
Surprisingly (to even myself) I actually think Breslin looks good as a soft blonde. It's not like it is bleach. You rock it girl.
Before I read what those shorts really are...I thought it was an ad for a "package enhancer" I mean shiiiiit...u don't see bulges like that normally and especially not on mannequins. heheheh
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
What is the DEAL with men wearing Daisy Duke shorts? I had a philosophy teacher in college who always wore these neon yellow bike shorts that barely covered his butt to class. He wore them to match the yellow Tweety bird on his sweatshirt he wore everyday like a uniform.
That man would sit at his desk and spread his legs wide open like he was wearing pants, one day I was in his line of sight and caught an eyeful up the side of his shorts. That memory is not something I want to relive.. *shudders*
I can't with Fishsticks covering/ruining Turning Tables...my faaaavorite Adele song. Just can't!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 4:14pm.
But that's for gay men, right?
Do we have some straight men up in here that can testify to that?
Well, Jack's currently in a banana hammock so we can disqualify him.
Submitted by Chelseagrrl on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 4:20pm.
I only looked at the shorts. I'll admit to owning the female version with the fake butt inserts.
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I wouldn't hate on you for that. Sometimes we all need some help in areas that need it. It's better than looking like an emaciated 14 year old boy, or worse, getting butt implants.
I'm also guessing you aren't wandering around wearing skin tight jumpsuits and having people take pictures of your backside? Guess who I'm talking about there...
I only looked at the shorts. I'll admit to owning the female version with the fake butt inserts. Whateva my ass is flat till I go into workout summer mode. Don't hate.
Doesn't EVERYONE know the whole eggs and bunnies not part of Easter thing by now?
Amanda Seyfried, way to keep your name out there by doing something horribly creepy. Nice move.
I can't wait to see what kinds of people pop up at Wal-Mart wearing those underwear as real shorts. Well, pictures on the Internet - there isn't a Wal-Mart for miles around here. Those of you that shop there, have your phone ready to take pics! PLEASE!
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 4:15pm.
It would be fun to casually wear a pair of those shorts OVER your actual jeans and watch while people were confused and horrified.
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*snork* yes it would!!
Also, LMAO @ "Count Chocula Monotone"
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
*dons banana hammock*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
It would be fun to casually wear a pair of those shorts OVER your actual jeans and watch while people were confused and horrified.
But that's for gay men, right?
Do we have some straight men up in here that can testify to that?
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
Those are for gay men right? Can't see straight women being attracted to any man in those things. Yuck nut huggers.
Those shorts are horrendously gay. Also, when did Abigail Breslin grow up? She was precious in "Little Miss Sunshine" and now all of a sudden she's 15 with dyed blonde hair :/
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Ahhaha!... oh my gosh, please look at Jolie's claw on Jack Black's shoulder. It is a CLAW. It's the strangest thing. And her voice is the absolute worst thing about that Panda film. We actually looked it up on IMDB after seeing it because it sounded like a deaf person did the voice of that character it was so monotone! Imagine my hysterics when I found out it was Count Chocula Monotone herself.
Snowy stole mah siggie!
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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."-MK as Gwyneth
Aaaaaw, I hope Lil Miss Sunshine doesn't turn into your typical Hollywood Lil Miss Skank. Let's hope the blonde is just experimenting and not a first step towards Hollywood sluttyhood.
And Seyfried buying a little dead horse is plain creepy. Taxidermists are a wierd lot, and people who display their 'art' also...
Denim underscratchers.... no thanks, BRO
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
*prepares shank for Snowy, takes off expensive (DUH) wig*
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People are always trying to eat me on the subway.
Such is the life of a baked good!
-evilcupcake 3/18/11
Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 3:23pm.
Ironically, Michael K looks like Timberlake.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
*knocks Roxy off cutout and snuggles with it*
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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 3:52pm.
the joke is on the Christians, eggs and bunnies have nothing to do with Christ and a lot to do with pagan gods regarding fertility
"Christians"/the Church doesn't exactly promote "eggs and bunnies" for Easter, so I don't really see how the joke is on them.
I think that if this Jessica Lowndes person (never heard of her) is going to wear that dress she needs to do something more interesting with her hair at least.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
I kinda like when fox gets stupid people all riled up.
the joke is on the Christians, eggs and bunnies have nothing to do with Christ and a lot to do with pagan gods regarding fertility
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 3:23pm.
Ironically, Michael K looks like Timberlake.
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NONONONO!! MK is a fine ass man! Kimberlake looks like a long-lost Olsen Triplet. *makes out on MK cutout*
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People are always trying to eat me on the subway.
Such is the life of a baked good!
-evilcupcake 3/18/11