It's A Sad Day When A Goddess Falls From Grace
Yesterday, Brooke Mueller hustled hard for clean piss when she found out that she had to undergo an unscheduled drug test in connection with her child custody agreement with Charlie Sheen. No word yet if Brooke's scheme of disguising herself as a potty training technician to steal clean piss from a toddler worked, but TMZ is reporting that she had another Intervention moment yesterday. Brooke Mueller might be Broke DrugMueller, because TMZ has footage of her trying to get some quick cash for a fancy watch and a stereo at a pawn shop in Inglewood, CA. Because Brooke didn't bring any kind of I..D., she walked out of there empty handed.
Brooke gets $55,000 a month in child support from the Warlock Jester of Duhville and on top of that received millions of dollars in her divorce settlement, so she shouldn't be that hard up for money. When you're hawking shit for a quick dollar at a pawn shop in Inglewood, it usually means that you need to bail a bitch out of the clink or your dealer refuses to take a handjob and lap dance as payment.
And the video! Damn. Brooke is nervously pacing like me at the porn store when the cashier is ringing up my purchases and I know I've only got $100 on my debit card. You know that feeling. The total is rising to your reaching point and you're saying a silent prayer that one of the crazies from Extreme Couponing would magically show up with a double coupon for butt plugs. Brooke was acting like a serious strung out version of that.
But I'm sure there's a good explanation for this. Brooke volunteered at a child's orphanage earlier that morning and accidentally left her wallet there. By the time she realized this, it was already nap time at the orphanage and she didn't want to wake the sleeping angels, but she really needed the money to adopt a group of puppies from the pound that were about to be snuffed out. That explains the pawn shop visit and the nervous shake (PUPPIES LIVES WERE AT STAKE!)
Or maybe the toddler she was trying to steal clean piss from realized what she was up to and demanded a diaper bag full of cash. I swear, IN THIS ECONOMY, even toddlers are refusing to lower the price of their clean piss.
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Does anyone know if she started using crack when she got with Charlie or did they have an interest in each other because they were already cracked out when they met?
What the hell, all the celeb crackies come to my neighborhood. Well, ok.
And it seems like Emilio might be into druggie chicks too, considering he married Paula Abdul.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:35am.
Shit, when was the last time anyone has SEEN Emilio?
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Promoting his movie. . .
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Inglewood is the naaaasty part of town?
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Not to mention NO white people EVER go to Inglewood.
She really musta stood out. No wonder the pawnshop owner knew something was up & sold the tape.
I like the way she took her ass down to Inglewood to a pawn shop-prob thought no one would recognize her...
Stupid crack head should have gone to Beverly Hills Collateral Lender-they wouldnt blink at some really expensive watch and they're very discreet-but dumb ass needs to take her ID.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I second the idea that Brooke is pawning shit because she doesn't have that money. No way. She has support systems in her life; they're not dumb enough to allow her access to that kind of cash when she's newly sober.
That's why Charlie is so dangerous. He has a ton of money, (ha, for now anyway)and no real restraints.
Brooke probably played a part in keeping herself from the money, which was a good move. She's trying. But then she wanted to get high. It fucking happens.
I've been there! A crackhead in a pawnshop. They do NOT play in there. My CA driver's license was a few years expired when I tried to sell some of my own stuff. Not only did they not take my GOLD jewelry, they would not let me or my shit in the freakin' joint when I went back with an ID-carrying friend. Yeah, I found a way around that, eventually, but I was highly insulted. You're a fuckin' pawnshop! Where do you get off teating me like that? You NEED crackheads, mf!
Go, Brooke!
We all know who's actually doing the raising of the children, that would be the nannies. My theory is that those nannies are probably harboring some good shit on Brooke and she has to keep paying them to keep quiet. Nannies and personal caretakers in Hollywood know A LOT of shady stuff about their employers. A friend of a friend who once worked as a RN at Cedars-Sinai in L.A. quit her job to work as a private RN to the stars....she makes bank and more in form of gifts.
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"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."--Dorothy Parker
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 11:43am.
mags, it's a picture of me sitting on my kid's pillow pet with it's face in my lady bits. Husband pointed out the wrongness when he walked in the room.
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My daughter has the same one!!! She's a mean little witch, wont let me even touch it!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
White Oprah 2.0.....
http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/15/brooke-muellers-mom-moira-fiore-pawn-shop-...
TMZ said it was a man's watch she was trying to sell, made me think of Charlies missing $175,000 watch. Hey, he likes whores who party but you dont have kids with them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhR36gV6vW4
Bless the beasts and the children
For in this world, they have no voice
They have no choice
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
$55,000 a month and she is still going to a pawn shop? Damn.
mags, it's a picture of me sitting on my kid's pillow pet with it's face in my lady bits. Husband pointed out the wrongness when he walked in the room.
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 10:23am.
For some reason that video just made me sad; something is clearly not right with that woman.
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Of course there isn't, she married Charlie Sheen didn't she?!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 8:38am.
Uvy, I'm still not quite sure what that is in your avie, but I had thought I was looking at someone in a burka with cauliflower ear.
*calls optometrist*
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COKE EYEEEEEES!!
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I didn't see this so called pacing but she did stretch (ooo news story!). People pawn shit all the time but most know that you need an ID. The only reason you "forget" your ID (and seriously who doesn't carry their ID on them?) is when you're pawning shit that you had stole which might get traced back to you. Now, I don't live in LA so I'm not sure if the law there is the same as it is in some other large cities; but sometimes if you get arrested or have a traffic violation, the cops will take your ID till you show up at court. If Brooke had something like this happen, this would be a reason why she didn't have an ID. Normally they'd ask for a secondary form and a picture ID.
She went to Inglewood to pawn something, hoping it wouldn't be traced back to her white ass. Problem is, she's a minority in Inglewood and all the more reason to give her a side eye for being at a pawnshop there (there are tons of them in BH). When I lived in a rather rough area and was in the .5%, cops harassed me, store owners didn't trust me and it took a LONG time for people to believe I was there to live not be a narc or a crackhead. It's obvious she is out there attempting to score and is so high and paranoid that she's pawning shit to get cash verses withdrawal her own funds. People on speed do things like this all the time. They think that everything can be traced back. If she's been up for days on a binge (or coming down) then she's out of her fucking mind.
*gets in her wheelchair due to sprained ankles and lets the cats pull her around the neighborhood*
I hate selfish bitches.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
a lot of people don't make 55k in a year! this bitch makes me sick.
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Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands
Jeezus, 55k a month, tax free. I've never wanted children, but for that kind of money, hand them over. I'm not qualified, but for a few grand a month I can pay a day nanny and a cook, and in 5 years have enough cash banked for a very comfy retirement.
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"Can't you just be satisfied with if I'm wrong about god, I'll burn in hell?"
That's a year's salary for entire families to live on for some folks and that bitch gets 55K every month. What a waste of oxygen and Martin needs to go get those kids.
I know that pace. I hate that pace. Chase is a bitch too. No overdraft so you're ass will get denied.
I feel no sympathy for that crackhead. $55,000 a month!?! Unreal. That's money some people can only dream about and she's spending all of it on 8 balls. Fuck her.
holey shit those little boys are screwed.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I should have watched the video before commenting, it's taken down now..
Those poor boys will not be #WINNING no matter who they end up with :(
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
parisite 'ebola' hilton strikes again! Wouldn't be surprised if she got Brooke using again...more publicity for her crappy new reality show starting soon.
For some reason that video just made me sad; something is clearly not right with that woman. At then end of the day it's their kids who are losing in all this...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Hekki hell yes it's a fucking shame that she gets that much money and can't even take care of her kids. Meanwhile, all over America kids don't even have glasses because their parents can't afford it. Fuck her. She's a piece of shit.
Also, I am super-pissed that this fucking slag gets THAT MUCH money per month and is living like a trailer park trash meth queen.
My mind is spinning with the possibilities of getting that kind of money every month. A family could live off of what this cunt gets in ONE MONTH.
Makes me bitter and sick.
So what's the story? Brooke Meuller was NOT just some mildly attractive realtor when she and Charlie met? She was a full-on party girl and drug addict who used in vitro - while wasted - to get pregnant with twins to guarantee a life-time income? SICK!!! The doctors of LA, unbelievable.
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 8:48am.
...If I wanted to get some drugs and wanted to keep it on the DL - I promise you my broke azz could find a friend who would go to the pawn shop AND drug dealer for me AND deliver it to me....
yeah but you'd probably have to give your friend a cut and she can't afford it. :P
It's a men's watch?
*raises eyebrow at the possibility the hotel room hooker and Brooke are in cahoots*
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake: "Well, I wasn't hard up for cash but I sold some jewelry at a pawn shop that an ex gave me. Why the fuck would I want the shit he gave me. Maybe she was doing the same thing."
Yeah, Eebil, but you're not a crack whore. The benefit of the doubt goes out the window when crack/meth/coke/whatever is involved.
Brooke may not be in control of her money. I've never bought coke and I'm sure you COULD blow 50 grand on it per month, but I don't think that's what's up. It looks like someone might be holding her purse strings, a "sober coach" or some shit, so she's trying to pawn this trash for a quick crack rock since she can't access her own cash.
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Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
I won't go as far as saying the world is doomed, but we're certainly driving the wrong way on the interstate ramp when people like these achieve fortune and fame...I mean, give most moms $55K a month and a million dollar divorce settlement, and we - you know - would never want for anything. no, THIS bitch gets the $55K so she can snort it drop it pop it lock it drink it smoke it toke it shoot it...been collecting for 2 years now and still broke as a joke? college fund, little one? ha ha ha! I don't think so. not to mention daddy drunkest is burning through money and industry contacts like drano...
How'd you like to run a pawn shop in Inglewood? I'd make everyone hand stuff through a bulletproof window, like in a bank. I guess this owner, smelling a buck, sold the security video to TMZ. That'd make me want to use this establishment.
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"He stole from tourists. Everyone steals from tourists. He stole honest. He put his hand in their pockets."
Well, I wasn't hard up for cash but I sold some jewelry at a pawn shop that an ex gave me. Why the fuck would I want the shit he gave me. Maybe she was doing the same thing.
Can't be fucked reading about this nobody.
Yay Topanga!
I had one removed years ago--turned out to be benign. What a relief!
where's all this pacing and nervousness everyone's talking about - I don't see it. however the two times she puts her arms stretched out on the table and leans forward ready for a cop frisk and a behind-her-back handcuffing is just screaming trouble!
That video!!! GAHHHHH!!! She looks so itchy like she wants to rip her skin off! I remember that kinda feeling when I may or may not have done coke back in my early 20's when your almost about to run out and your dealer is done for the night. Got to think of a way to get MORE DRUGS!! That feeling sucks!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Details of Brooke's divorce settlement: Charlie made her sign a prenup, so she got a lump sum of $757,698 according to prenup, plus $1 million for her share of the family home which Charlie gets to keep, plus $55k a month (that's $660,000 a year!!!) in child support for their 22 month old twins.
Enough with this shit, just throw all of his kids in the rabid hyena pen at the San Diego zoo already. They'd do a better job of raising them than their two waste-of-life parents.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
Is this the only vid?
I don't see her pacing at all. But no doubt the bitch wants to purchase some stimulants.
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
*suckles DWM's ED softly*
I'll either get regurgitation, sperms, or NUTHIN...
DYSFUNCTIONAL WHORE! *calls Tanya Harding and asks her to help Jana w/her knee*
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 04/15/2011 - 9:00am.
BTW, why can't Martin Sheen or Brooke's mom get custody??
Because they did such a great job raising their own kids.
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"He stole from tourists. Everyone steals from tourists. He stole honest. He put his hand in their pockets."
That video made me feel like I did back in the day, all anxious and fidgity. GAH!
CRACK IS WHACK BITCH!
Give those poor babies to Emilio.
Surely he and his wife are capable of raising them quietly, out of the public eye.
Shit, when was the last time anyone has SEEN Emilio?