But, Of Course: Lindsay Lohan Is Back In That Gotti Movie
Earlier today, Marc Fiore, the executive producer of Gotti: Three Generations, waved his hands and made a big announcement that Lindsay Lohan was no longer in the running to play Victoria Gotti, because her management team was acting out the word every court-appointed therapist on Long Island writes on White Oprah's file: DELUSIONAL. Cut to this afternoon, Marc Fiore waved his hands and made a big announcement that Lindsay Lohan is back in the movie, but has signed on to play John Gotti's daughter-in-law Kim instead. This is the role that Kim Kardashian auditioned for.
The stunt queen of producers, Marc Fiore, tells Radar that after he cut ties with LiLo's team, she personally called him to smooth things over. Maro took her back and also signed for another movie of his called Mob Streets.
You know that little extra sharpness that comes out in your voice when you scream "THIS BITCH" at the Extreme Couponer in front of you at the supermarket checkout counter? Bring out that same sharpness when you read this: "THIS MOVIE!"
Tomorrow, Marc Fiore will get on his usual corner to shout about how LiLo is going to don a fat suit to play Gotti and John Travolta is going to bring out his secret "Sandy from Grease" wig to play Victoria. Marc must live in a cottage next to a bridge, because he's definitely trolling us all.
Meanwhile, you haven't read one line I've written (WHAT'S NEW?!!!), because your eyes haven't left the extremely entertaining frontline photo bomber in the picture above. Let's be real, she should play EVERY role in the Gotti movie.
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This bitch is IRISH! She couldn't look anymore Irish if she tried, why is she up for these parts anyway? All this considered with the fact she has even admitted that she is uninsurable at the moment! What a waste of human space!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
@LouisVuitton.com: All their soft-sided monogram canvas luggage photograph as MATTE, and the design, quality and appearance of the leather handles and their hardware are completely different. Smell.a.Canal.Street.knockoff. Makes sense too, if your family values mandate fighting for a Carvel freebie, why spend the equivalent of 650+ British pounds for a tote? What mystifies me is how she uses that shit when she rubs elbows with folks in Cannes,where people actually know the difference.
You know, I couldn't agree more. I can't believe with all the shit she gets away with, and she has absolutely everyone in love with her. Yes, we here are all haters (and there's a lot more) but the people who really counts (producers, directors, journalists, magazines, etc...) absolutely love her. I got to give it her, she might be a shitty drunk ass actress, but she really knows how to work people. I'd love to have that skill.
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This bitch! I've said it many times (sorry!) but like John Gotti - bitch is made of Teflon. Nothing sticks (ok, the good part is that that includes her "career") but she eventually gets everything she wants, commits crimes left, right and center and gets away with it all. She has stolen nearly half a million in clothes and jewelry and still prances around yachts, gets the covers of major magazines and tells interviewers that the world has let HER down.
Everyone says she get her comeuppance eventually but it still hasn't happened.
Unbelievable- and I don't think this will ever change. Teflon Trash.
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And here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna get on your bikes, and pedal your ugly asses outta here.
"Let's be real, she should play EVERY role in the Gotti movie.
Got a better plan: she should photobomb every scene in the Gotti movie.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
This is another made for TV or straight to DVD movie right?
Haha... evidently, she got shut down in her bid to have her hearing postponed because it coincided with Good Friday.
Next up, Lindsay attempts to invoke the Baha'i Ninth Day of Ridvan.
If he under utilizes Lindsey he is a dumb ass.
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One-name wonder Lindsey (ha!) may be in the movie but that hardly sounds like a juicy role...who the fuck remembers Gotti's daughter-in-law? Regardless this shit is going straight to basic cable or the discount bin at a Dollar Tree near you. On the plus side, the photobomber is fantastic and stole this one from the crackie weave of Long Island for sure.
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This bitch! I've said it many times (sorry!) but like John Gotti - bitch is made of Teflon. Nothing sticks (ok, the good part is that that includes her "career") but she eventually gets everything she wants, commits crimes left, right and center and gets away with it all. She has stolen nearly half a million in clothes and jewelry and still prances around yachts, gets the covers of major magazines and tells interviewers that the world has let HER down.
Everyone says she get her comeuppance eventually but it still hasn't happened.
Unbelievable- and I don't think this will ever change. Teflon Trash.
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Dark-sided!
Just try to avoid getting behind an overweight mom with a quilted purse and elastic waistband pants and you won't have to worry about too many coupons.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
God how embarassing...a whole arsenal of ostensibly knockoff luggage? I hope that shit was cheap! I bet she paid a grip for it too.
*shakes head*
Probably paid more for it than she would have for regular luggage, AND she wouldn't have to fly the friendly skies looking like some dusty ass famewhore failure, but it's quite clear this family has no sense of shame.
Wake me up when Lindsay is pretending to be in a movie that will actually get made/people want to see. If you're gonna lie, at least be like, "Um, yeah, I'm in talks for Casablanca 2", not, "oh, I might play Victoria Gotti in a cheap ass straight to DVD movie". Learn how to lie, bitch.
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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Who's is the black goddess with the Princess LAY-UH hat hair. Simply remarkable, stunningness that is rarely captured by the lens.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
justincase, I'm with you on that one. Why pay a fortune for a status symbol that's going to end up either getting the shit torn out of it or stolen?
I can't tell you if that LV luggage is fake or not, I'm not an expert but I have an LV carryall that's authentic and I've seen it be "shiny" in pictures with a flash. Shine shouldn't have much to do with it being real or not.
I <3 photobomber
Label luggage and bags are tacky, real or fake. I prefer basic, black nylon, wrapped in colourful luggage bands. I have never lost a piece because everyone else avoids what I can spot easily.
un-fucking-believable. you know this cunt isn't going to jail either.
Meanwhile, you haven't read one line I've written (WHAT'S NEW?!!!), because your eyes haven't left the extremely entertaining frontline photo bomber in the picture above. Let's be real, she should play EVERY role in the Gotti movie.
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^^ THIS!! :D
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
I actually really like Lindsay Lohan.
Warmest regards,
Brenda Kwang aka The Original Vegetable Lollipop
So, will they wait to make this movie while she's twiddling her thumbs in jail? I don't think so and I really don't care!
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 3:17am.
"I didn't know that, I learnt something new :) I do know that on a genuine LV bag, the logo is NEVER cut into by a seam or stitch...which it looks like hers is doing also"
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Yes they are today.
I own several authentic LV, and have some knowledge of LV.
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NG - I can't afford LV, but isn't this the standard pattern:
http://www.emillie.net/lib/gallery/Louis_Vuitton_Desktop_by_DennyBear.jp...
Blohan's luggage doesn't even look close, but I was too busy admiring the photobombin beauty upfront.
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Michael, this is the kind of post that makes me know I love you SO much!
"I didn't know that, I learnt something new :) I do know that on a genuine LV bag, the logo is NEVER cut into by a seam or stitch...which it looks like hers is doing also"
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Yes they are today.
I own several authentic LV, and have some knowledge of LV.
That she almost lost a role to a Kardashian speaks volumes about this production
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bestphotobomb!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, I'm going to be in that next movie with Meryl Streep. And then in that movie with Sean Connery. True story.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 11:21pm.
Agree with everyone. Monogram canvas LV luggage is not shiny
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I didn't know that, I learnt something new :) I do know that on a genuine LV bag, the logo is NEVER cut into by a seam or stitch...which it looks like hers is doing also
Haha I was reading through thinking "When is he going to mention that legend in the front?!!"
so, when you say Kim Kardashian auditioned for this role, are you being serious...?
wOw....
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Kim Gotti is like 43 and--you decide (see link). Allegedly. It's a plum role for Linds.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1360101/Kim-Kardashian-join...
This "movie" is freaking never going to happen. No one will insure Lohan. Travolta will only participate if Scientology can camp out on set. This "producer" sounds like every over-tanned, diamond-pinky-ring-wearing "businessman/wannabe producer" hanging around downtown Beverly Hills. This shit happens all the time in LA and nothing ever comes of it, except embezzlement and murders.
I'm glad to see some other classy sluts on this site keeping it real about the LV! I completely did not notice that was Ali and Dina. I just noticed the whore in the middle. Now it makes perfect sense. You know those two are cheap and shady.
Agree with everyone. Monogram canvas LV luggage is not shiny. This is fake.
Why haven't any of you said anything about Dina to the left and Ali to the right? Does this family do anything but travel around bullshitting about movie roles. Shouldn't Ali be in school and Dina getting the fungus scraped out of her toenails. It can't be healthy to be walking in so much bull shit can it?
Serioulsy can any of you imagine having a Mother who not only condones but will lie for you when you're in cop trouble and then lets the underaged kid tag along. This should be a regular story in Mad Magazine.
I just logged on to state that shiny shit LV is fake, and some of you have beat me to it.
Submitted by KA on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 10:58pm.
That is NOT real LV.
You're probably right. But I wouldn't want to check real LV baggage through a NY airport.
That is NOT real LV. The pattern on the side is not aligned properly. Not only can she not get the real thing, she resorts to a piece of shit fake! I hate fakes, but if you're going to fake it, at least try to get something that looks like the real thing. However, we don't know if that's her luggage, or if it belongs to the trick that's pushing it.
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 10:47pm.
Kim Kardashian auditioned? Oh yeah this sounds like a real Oscar contender.
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No kidding!! I'm guessing audition = blow job. Just like "smoothed things over" = ANOTHER blow job.
Kim Kardashian auditioned? Oh yeah this sounds like a real Oscar contender.
Why is this bitch still famous? Seriously, when is the last time she appeared in anything?
Submitted by Sams Mom on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by jaariel on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 9:33pm.
You know, for all the fuckery she's pulled and gotten away with, it gives me a tiny bit of satisfaction that she's probably lugging around some fake ass Louis Vuitton luggage WO got her at some swap meet/flea market as she looked for boot-leg weave hair and old Avon products.
Lilo is desperation + skank X infinity.
lol and too well put, sadly
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Submitted by jaariel on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 9:33pm.
What really bothers me is her LV luggage looks all fakey to me. It's too shiny and the corners & seams look cheap. I don't know everything about bootleg LVs but I do know that the L & V should never be separated, like going over a corner, or cut to where only part of the logo shows...FWIW.
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This right here. That's EXACTLY what I was focused on.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
What really bothers me is her LV luggage looks all fakey to me. It's too shiny and the corners & seams look cheap. I don't know everything about bootleg LVs but I do know that the L & V should never be separated, like going over a corner, or cut to where only part of the logo shows...FWIW.
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It's all fun and games until Kimberly Stewart gets knocked up with Benicio Del Toro's baby.
MK 4/11/11
Blech. Who the fuck cares? If Lilo "comes back", it will be only from drug and alcohol abuse plus the shock value of her appearance in any filmed anything. I refer you all to "Machete", where she took up valuable screen time standing around holding a gun and looking for direction of some sort. I repeat: who the fuck cares? Even Tommygurl couldn't use his star power to make Katie Holme's turn in "The Kennedys" available to the public. Lilo is desperation + skank X infinity.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Yeah but who's really getting whacked here.
Because we all give a shit about gaining more insight into the Gotti family, a bunch of two-bit criminal cockroaches.
Hell, I couldn't even give a fuck about all the Soprano assholes after a couple seasons, and at least that was beautifully cast and acted.
I used to give a fuck about Lindsay too, even root for her, but no more. If she'd just go the fuck away for a while, I might respect her. But she just keeps trying to work the bottom (and bottomer) of the barrel. Worse and worse. Fuck. Like the world's not depressing enough.
Photobomb gal in that pic is hilair, tho!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I'm still stuck at that glorious photo bomber lady.
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BRING BACK the old, glamorous Hollywood!!!
Kim K was up for a role?
Does John Gotti piss on a whore in one of the scenes?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqVAmaUJ1U
Nope,don't believe it. People would rather spill cold chinese dinner leftovers in their lap in front of s starved dog than go to see this in a movie. The producers must know that. This is the longest dragged out has been story since Tara Reid FFS.For those of you with your dicks out, forget it,roll them back up and put them past. This chick won't be in any movies, dunzo.