Mel Gibson Has Never Treated ANYONE Badly
Mel Gibson's movie The Beaver comes out next month so it's the perfect time for him to try to patch the gaping cracks in his already crumbling reputation by giving a somewhat candid and lucid interview about the leaked audiotapes and more! In order to keep the glum cunt's rage from simmering over, his anger management team insisted that the interview be conducted in a lukewarm jacuzzi with Mel's little Nazi soldier shoved in a jet. It worked, because Mad Mel didn't ask for one blow job (I think) or tell Allison Hope Weiner that she was dressed like a rape bait whore (I think) when he spoke to her for Deadline Hollywood.
The interview is longer than the therapy session you had to go through after listening to Mad Mel's complete Passion of the Glum Cunt rants, but I'll give you the ten-second-ish version. Mel says that he regrets what was said on those tapes, but then goes on to mouth fart that they were edited and the words that came flying out of his mouth in that one moment in time don't define him as a monster.
"I’ve never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality -- period. I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited. You have to put it all in the proper context of being in an irrationally, heated discussion at the height of a breakdown, trying to get out of a really unhealthy relationship. It’s one terribly, awful moment in time, said to one person, in the span of one day and doesn’t represent what I truly believe or how I’ve treated people my entire life."
When Mel said that first line, the jacuzzi jet spit his dick out from laughing so hard. Mel's anger management team furiously shoved it back in so that the interview could go on without him screaming at Allison if she's of the Jewish Weiners.
Allison then asked Mel if he's scared that his acting career is now in a coffin because of the tapes. Mel doesn't care if he'll ever act again.
"I’m beyond that, way beyond that. The whole experience has been most unfortunate. And so it’s not without all the downside.I could easily not act again. It’s not a problem. I’m going to do something now because I want to do it and because it’s fun. I’ve already pulled another job and it’s going to be fun."
Sadly for Mel, the fun fun fun job he's talking about is not of the blow variety. The pre-jacuzzi blow job continues to elude him!
Allison brought up how a little percent of his Hollywood friends (examples: Whoopi and Jodie Foster) have defended him, but then asked him how he felt when some of the cast of The Hangover II came together to kick him out of the movie.
"You have to let that go. I sat here and talked to [director] Todd [Phillips] about it. I like Todd. How could you not like Todd? He’s smart and he’s gifted and so are the other people in the film. It’s okay. You just have to let that go."
Mel refused to go into the details of his divorce from his wife and sealed his lips when he was asked about the supposed $16 million settlement Oksana Grigorieva turned down, but he did have an answer for why he pleaded "no contest" to allegedly beating on OctoSana:
"I was allowed to end the case and still maintain my innocence. It’s called a West plea and it’s not something that prosecutors normally allow. But in my case, the prosecutors and the judge agreed that it was the right thing to do. I could have continued to fight this for years and it probably would have come out fine. But I ended it for my children and my family. This was going to be such a circus. You don’t drag other people in your life through this sewer needlessly, so I’ll take the hit and move on."
Mel then goes on to blabber on and on and on about his springtime Beaver, so you can read all about it on Deadline if that's how you want to spend your Good Friday morning.
Allison did ask a lot of pointed questions, but I still have a few that are lingering in my head area (not really). Did Mel ever get that beej or is it still hiding behind a corner laughing at him? Because of Michelle Obama's whole anti-obesity campaign, has Mel switched from sugar tits to the healthier agave tits, or even Stevia tits? Did Mel really want OctoSana to get molested by a pack of Nilla Wafers (I forget the exact quote)? Mel says that all of the anti-Semetic shit he spewed happened at a very weak, heated moment, but then what's his explanation for allegedly calling Winona Ryder an "oven dodger"? What did Veronica ever do to him? Should we call him Heather Gibson from now on?
These are the REAL questions that need answers!
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He is deluded. If he had owned what he said and shown remorse, and made some commitment to be different, then maybe I'd have an ounce of respect for him. As it stands, I would never see a movie of his. He is an entitled, narcissistic, misogynistic, racist man. He brought those titles onto himself too; no one is saying he can't be otherwise in other moments of is life, but he has shown us all that he is those things. "Blow me in the jacuzzi!" "Sugar tits." "Oven dodger." And let us not forget the spectacle that was The Passion of the Christ. And there have been tons of other examples; no one is out to get him. He did this to himself.
Yechhh. He looks whorible!!!
His hair has been in treatment. That 's for sure.
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He wasted his breath. Everyone knows he is lying and do not want to see his crappy movie.
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:13pm.
that picture...that Jack of Spades shit...wtf?
Lol, I was thinking more like the Colonel and maybe he had some chicken.
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"Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors. But I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!”~Steven Tyler
He actually had the nerve to deny those things? I mean it was very clear what he said. How could you misunderstand "damn nigger"? Really? Wow. The audacity.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
He had to be off his meds the day he did this interview or he is of his friggin trolley fer sure. When he was popped for his DUI he was on a fant blaming the Jews for all the ills of the world and that was before he called the female officer Sugar Tits.
I think Mel must be Bi Polar 13 with this shit.
that picture...that Jack of Spades shit...wtf?
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Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar. We're doomed. -MK
Even if those tapes where heavily edited it was still Mel's voice and his rants were horrific, violent and racist. I've seen him backpedal before when he called that cop "sugar tits" He can no longer bat his bloodshot baby blues and be charming because he's proven that he is a racist misogynistic bastard.
Mel may hate and discriminate against women, but he still likes fucking them. Mel may think he isn't a racist but clearly thinks its funny to call a person of Jewish descent an "oven dodger."
He's never fucking apologised or shown remorse and that the part that scares me the most.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
Mel is officially dead to me now. It's like he never existed as a handsome, funny debonair actor -- he is now the pervy, wife-beating drunken racist. I'm sure some other H-wood stud will take his place our collective fantasies -- NEXT!
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:59am.
Now we all know that when you're drunk or crazy pissed or both--that's when ALL the truth comes out
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Ahh yes.. in vino veritas
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i got a job for mel
hot tub salesman
ohyea
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
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Submitted by original putas
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I disagree. There's actually no one example of "the real you". There are different dimensions to people. So, for example Mel Gibson has an aggressive angry side AS WELL AS a kind gentle caring side. Neither side is more "real" than the other. They're just dimensions of his personality. That goes for everyone else too. I think what might end up happening is that we lean towards certain aspects of our personality when dealing with different people or at different times in our relationships. In other words, we're selective. And that's obviously a very complex process because so much of it is subconscious.
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That's an interesting perspective, and there is probably a lot of truth to it, esp. in Hollyweird.
However... even if Mel has a magnificently good side, a bad side, and 589 other alter egos, his "bad side" is as evil, hateful, and vile as they come! The worst!
Oh come on Mel, you are just like the short man's demeanor. You are little, you are not cute any more, you are not funny and you never were. All of your leading ladies said how much fun they had when filming with you. You know, all your little pranks, like putting peanut butter on the toilet seats, you know, blah blah.
Now you are just a pitiful old man and you look it. I hope you go away. I hope your little daughter lives a good life, away from you.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:32am.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:23am
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Y'all need to sell these cards on Etsy! (Iknow, I know, Etsy sucks but still-you guys are ON FYAH!)
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Sorry Mel, you'll never be anything but a cheap punchline for stand-up comics. And you did it to yourself.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Mel's still smokin' hot. He needs to do all his movies naked from now on. How did he get rid of all those great naked pictures of him that, let's face it, made the internet what it is today. My favorite was Mel walking along an Australian beach with that foot and a half long dick of his swingin' in the wind. Wait! That's it! Make his next picture "Swingin' In The Wind".
Why can't the Jews and women just let Mel Gibson BE GREAT?
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
A fitting post for Good Friday. I've hated Mel ever since Passion of the Christ. I'm not even religious, per-se, but I'm offended by the way Mel completely EXPLOITED my man JC - an archetype of greatness, acceptance, and love - and exploited the horrible way in which he suffered, turning it into nothing more than a gory, glorified snuff film. (Come to think of it, that describes several of his films.)
IMO, his work alone speaks volumes about his values and character, or lack thereof. F**K him.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:02am.
Oh, beat me to it, Slurpee!!
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Hahahahahaa! It's all good. So funny how we all repeat the same shit.
Oh, beat me to it, Slurpee!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:11am.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:04am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:01am.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 8:54am.
I thought it was what you said when you were drunk was the real you.
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you are correct, excluding "I love you" of course.
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Also, "That was the best sex I ever had."
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Also, "Of course that's your baby."
Another: "You're so big." (Unless they are sleeping with me because I really am SO BIG DOWN THERE.)
Now we all know that when you're drunk or crazy pissed or both--that's when ALL the truth comes out.
Jodie, you call this 'friend'?? I mean Whoopi is a low moraled bizarre cunt herself. But Jodie? I expect better.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
he's a crazy piece of shit, always.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:46am.
I agree with Mel, the tapes were edited.
The edited version that the public heard: “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.”
What he really said: “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
rose are red
violets are blue
get on your knees bitch
and blow me
or ima gonna beat you
black & blue
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I agree with Mel, the tapes were edited.
The edited version that the public heard: “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.”
What he really said: “You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.”
Hahahahahaaa! You guys are killing it on this thread today!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:23am.
WTFOMG... lolol!! I like your version better. Maybe we could fit a little racial or religious slur in somewhere?
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*opens card**
*in Mel's dulcet Aussie croon**
"Roses are red,
Violet blew me!
Why don't you?!
You fucking glum cunt."
"oh yeah. Happy fucking Easter.
Oh, sorry. I forgot. your people killed Jesus".
BLOW ME & MY JEW HOMEYS DICKHEAD
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
LOL Sweetas!!
*leaves work early and heads north*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Oh jacko!! I feel speshul! ♥
WTFOMG... lolol!! I like your version better. Maybe we could fit a little racial or religious slur in somewhere?
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaa, SweetASS!!!
*points to signature*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 8:39am.
What is up with those two indentations on either side of his forehead? Is that where the horns were removed?
Ha! Only just noticed that shit. What the fuck, how does someone get DIAGONAL forehead lines????
Submitted by Fancy Malone on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:08am.
Mel should've pulled a CZJ and came out with an inspiring story about his brave struggle with tourette's.
hahaha. Complete with cunting cunt rehab.
Ahahahahaha jacko!! Mel should really do a line of Hallmark cards.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt."
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I want the Hallmark card with the actual Mel recording:
"Roses are red,
Violet blew me!
Why don't you?!
You fucking glum cunt."
My first reaction to bullshit of this caliber is to scoff, "Who the fuck will fall for this?" This is a guy who has gone OFF on people over and over, spewing racist and sexist crap-it's what he's known for.
Then I remember-people will buy anything. He will be defended and forgiven and the women in his life will be branded cunts & bitches. Trust.
I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited.
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Oh I see, it's the EDITING!!It all makes sense now I mean we though you were first class nutbar asswipe but little did we know it was all in the editing. Well that explains everything!
Yes honey your ass does look fat in those jeans...WHAT!!! don't get mad at ME, my thoughts were EDITED, I did mean it like THAT, you got me all wrong here.
"Sadly for Mel, the fun fun fun job he's talking about is not of the blow variety. The pre-jacuzzi blow job continues to elude him!"
One of MK's funniest posts in recent memory. LOVE IT, and LOVE DLISTED.
"Road Warrior" is still one of my Top Ten Desert Island Movies. He's a good actor.
LMAO Fancy!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Ahahahahaha jacko!! Mel should really do a line of Hallmark cards.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:01am.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 8:54am.
I thought it was what you said when you were drunk was the real you.
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you are correct, excluding "I love you" of course.
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And "you are SO big!"
Submitted by Mama Moore on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:04am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:01am.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 8:54am.
I thought it was what you said when you were drunk was the real you.
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you are correct, excluding "I love you" of course.
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Also, "That was the best sex I ever had."
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LOL ^true facts
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Oh Mel Gibson you so crazy. Take your beaver with you on your way out.
What is up with this Colonel-Sanders-on-crack look?
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"We're all standing around the toilet together." - Michael K, philosopher
"The shit you say at a weak moment is the real you."
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I disagree. There's actually no one example of "the real you". There are different dimensions to people. So, for example Mel Gibson has an aggressive angry side AS WELL AS a kind gentle caring side. Neither side is more "real" than the other. They're just dimensions of his personality. That goes for everyone else too. I think what might end up happening is that we lean towards certain aspects of our personality when dealing with different people or at different times in our relationships. In other words, we're selective. And that's obviously a very complex process because so much of it is subconscious.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 8:57am.
I take it back, I meant to say "please pass the sugar" not "I HATE YOU FUCKING CUNT DIE DIE DIE YOU RUINED MY LIFE DIE"
Hahaha...Mel should've pulled a CZJ and came out with an inspiring story about his brave struggle with tourette's.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:01am.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 8:54am.
I thought it was what you said when you were drunk was the real you.
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you are correct, excluding "I love you" of course.
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Also, "That was the best sex I ever had."