Prince Hot Ginge Won't Be Doing This At His Brother's Wedding

Call me childish, but I tittered at "Snatch" on the official guest list.

You would need hard liquor to deal with that bs. But PHG knows where all the secret passages are in the palace and they are probably still well-stocked from the Fergie days. Not to worry.

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Submitted by kndall44 on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 12:18am.

Excellent point. Of course, we have our Princess Maxima. As much as I find her charming, intelligent and more suited for a career in royalty than her husband, Prince Willem-Alexander, I can't get past the fact that she deliberately sought him out.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

How I dislike this Kate bitch more & more. Its obvious she's planned the wedding over the past 9+ years.

Does a disservice to women everywhere, proving there's honor getting your claws in a (rich) guy early & hanging on for dear life. Eventually he'll cave. Devote your entire 20s to this 1 'career' & nothing else.

OT: How awesome is Harry's lack of thinning hair on top?

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 8:35pm.

I can do you one better. Sonbitch and cuntslore (aka, my daughter's father and his wife) got married the same way. She took leave to go visit him for what was supposed to be their official engagement. So she gets there, and instead of being satisfied with that, she gives him the now or never ultimatum.

They were married within two days of her arrival. In a courthouse, which is hilarious because she acts like a Disney princess.

ETA: I can't wait to see the dress. And I'll gotdamned if that bitch is 29 years old.Somebody get her some Metamucil.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 11:21am.

For fucks sake. I was dreaming about this god damn wedding last night.

The Royal Bedding Chamber maybe....???

I think the wedding guests can manage with a flask, champayne, and some spiffy wine. Have a carbar and drink some on the way if can't live without a beer that day. That's what I do.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 11:21am.

For fucks sake. I was dreaming about this god damn wedding last night.

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While I was out wandering last night I saw this line at the front page:

The Royals are hoping this wedding will help turn the tides on the dwindling faith people have in the monarchy.

I can't get THAT out of my head.
1. how is a WEDDING supposed to do that? (damn, I just realized we really ARE that dumb)
2. Faith for what? That castle living is cool? For sitting around on their asses at events and standing in front of cameras in support of this or that? WTF good is that to anyone?
3. It's not doing a damn thing for me. Just another coupla famewhores gettin' married is alls I see.

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For fucks sake. I was dreaming about this god damn wedding last night.

As an ex wedding coordinator (I know right?) And corporate event planner, I have seen my share of horrible and disasterous events. I say beer and wine bar hosted, then let the drunkards (myself included) bring your own flask and make plans for the after party. Don't let the rookies spoil the evening with an open bar.

Submitted by Fancy Malone on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 10:20am.
What is the best way to temporarily disable a hardwired smoke alarm that fucking goes off for no fucking reason

You shouldn't disable them, of course. If you're renting, I'd write increasingly strong letters to the landlord demanding that he or she fix it. At some point, you might be allowed to withhold rent equal to the value of your annoyance or disturbance. You could also find a lawyer and pay maybe $500 for a stronger letter and follow-up. Every renter has the right to enjoy his or her rental unit in peace and quiet--even if that's not written in the lease.

If you're not renting--say, it's a condo--you have other remedies.

What is the best way to temporarily disable a hardwired smoke alarm that fucking goes off for no fucking reason (like me taking a shower) CONSTANTLY and causes 5 fucking firetrucks to swarm the building like it's the end of the fucking world and ruins my day? The smoke alarms in this building are CRAZY. I can't even go about my day without staring in terror at the fucking thing, waiting for it to go off. Will taping a bag around the fucking piece of shit work? I've experienced no less than 20 false alarms in this building since I moved in a year ago!

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I'd make my plus-one Katie Marsh. "Katie, I believe you know Katie?"

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Ian Thorpe? Grrr..I hate every fibre of his being. LOVE Rowan Atkinson, the man should be front row!

I once went to an awesome wedding (my friend who is a bit of a chav)where all the young people and many of the elders, including the mother of the groom, was on ecstasy. The royals could take a tip or 2.

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Yes, Ninne, I was just going to mention that the list is not inclusive of everyone, and that the Spencers were attending.

In perusing that guest list, I would like to point out that Lord and Lady Mortimer Sprockett-Sprockett do not appear. Clearly, this is an inadvertent oversight.

*adjusts monocle, calls for Jeeves*

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The Spencers were invited: http://www.officialroyalwedding2011.org/blog/2011/April/23/Seating-plan-...

@Joe, yes, that's Sukey. She discovered one of my grandson's pacifiers under the bed.

Ohhh la dee da da. Homegirl is too good for beer? Henry VIII would strongly disapprove.

PW is so unfortunate looking. Those horse genes are strong. And, I can't believe these two people are in their late 20's. Hell no. They look well into their 30's. PHG can get it anytime. His brother looks as interesting as oatmeal but I bet if you were to party w/PHG, you would have the time of your life. Sorry, red heads are my weakness.

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@Jill

Who is that gorgeous little pup in your avie. Is it yours?

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One of the acts set to entertain at the 'private' Royal Wedding reception:
Jesse Randhawa & Sandip Soparrkar

They should get Rowan Atkinson to perform the ceremony a la 4 Weddings and a Funeral.

Prince Charles is hosting a 'private' reception for about 300 after the huge formal one and there will be all sorts of booze there, a DJ, other entertainment etc..apparently PHG is very involved in the planning and has instructed the minions to make a proper 'knees-up'..hehehehe, love that expression.

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One of the acts set to entertain at the 'private' Royal Wedding reception:
Jesse Randhawa & Sandip Soparrkar

This is WIN comment of the week, IMO. This wedding is like shooting fish in a barrel...without the booze, only the pill heads will prevail. Go Big Pharma at the Royal Wedding Outpost. Maybe someone will spark up a fattie in the bathroom. Since I'm not invited, which narcissistic loser volunteers....Elton...can we count on you?

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 12:32am.
So in order to get in you either have to be an adulterer who can kick against a ball or an an anorexic narcissist with an obsession for clothing. That sure sounds classy.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

How can they not have liquor at the wedding?! They are fighting against their German roots! You know Harry's gonna suck and blow on something!

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Really, MK---you behind the times. My old pal, Betty Windsor, AKA "The Queen", already announced she had enuff of that fuckery with the proposed menu sans beer. She gonna have a keg in the back of her Rover.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 12:42am.

Is this open post? *drunkenly walking around*

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I guess so.

I am determined to not go to sleep until I have finished the ENTIRE bottle of wine, but no crazy pills tonight, so I can feel my teeth.

I just dyed my hair the color of PHG's in honor of the wedding!

Will be up at 3 am on Friday, making Bloodies.

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Id put in the invite dat if you cant find a babysitter dont bother showin up, cuz this is MY wedding, Im not about to have no one else crying louder than my mama, no ma'am not this day.

(Really tho, I just want everyone to have a nice drunken time)

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What's up, douchebag?

Is this open post? *drunkenly walking around*

I can haz talent! *pees standing up, and makes the trash can*

BITCHES!!!!!

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We got married last August. Cocktail hour before ceremony and before dinner. Open bar through the whole thing. GRANTED, it ended at 10 b/c lots of little kids. We all just went to my favorite bar after. It was fun! I can't imagine what a pain in the ass a royal wedding would be.

Attention EVERYONE!

Which one of you whores is this?! Jack?!

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What's up, douchebag?

So in order to get in you either have to be an adulterer who can kick against a ball or an an anorexic narcissist with an obsession for clothing. That sure sounds classy.

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Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 9:39pm

Ha I think the Royals learned with Diana. They didn't expect a divorce and Diana got paid when that shit went down. Fergie not so much, but I'm sure Waity was made to sign a prenup just in case (as if her doormat ass will ever leave the opportunity to become Queen. She's waited 9 years, and lasted through Williams other girlfriends during that time. Affairs ain't no thing for Waity).

Random thoughts: Hope PHG never gets blasted by the male pattern baldness bomb that afflicts the men in that family. Is it me or are Kate and Wills doing some Benjamin Button aging. That's an old-looking 29. Any interest I had in William dwindled with each passing year his hotness dwindled. Can't believe I got suckered into that Di/Charles wedding back in the day. Not gonna' happen again.

I'm feeling really primitive now that I just finished off a bottle of rose tonight.

Submitted by Hoegarten on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:34pm

The Canadians have too pay as well (Commonwealth) and no it's not exactly very little. Yes in the scheme of things the taxpayers pay like .99, but she makes 60m a year from the taxpayers. That is a shit load of money that could help a country being crushed under the weight of all of their other monetary obligations.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 10:16pm

I didn't check out the list. No Spencers? That's pretty fucked up. As for no Middleton's, never got the impression she was close with anyone outside her mother, father, sister and brother. But uncle Gary's not invited? Damn that's going to ruin his plans of having his own wing in Buckingham Palace.

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Ummm, can't argue with... that? lol, sounds like someone started celebrating the royal wedding a bit early with a li'l smoke, no? 'S'all good, as long as you pass it over here, friend.

Prince Ginge is going with a bag of beer hidden up in his crown and feeding tubes.

Mr. Bean is invited??! Ahahaaaa. There will bbe certain scents wafting thru the castle.
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"I can't tell you how many times I get the 'deer caught in the headlights look' when I say I don't know if I want to get married. It is like it is fucking taboo or something."

I totally get this. I never wanted to get married because all the married people I knew seemed absolutely miserable. When I got older, the pressure grew... And to this day it's not something I'm certain about. I like companionship and being "in love" (whatever that is!), but I think the concept of marriage makes those things like some sort of...property deal or something.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 9:57pm.

hahaha. Randall should go on to bigger things (as should MK).

I wish the royal couple years of happiness before their divorce.

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and the one giving the bottle to the ginge in that pic looks like a really hot piece. from the nose down at least. yum.

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...hmm why list the entire royal family (which should not even be on a list as they get in by default) yet I see no Spencers and no Middletons on the list. I guess William is not tight with his mom's side of the family. And Katie is giving the cold shoulder to her plebeian relatives? Wierd.

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This would only be interesting if the prince was marrying another boy.

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 9:35pm.
"And what are they serving at the Royal Wedding for the next three weeks? Cobra."

HPG smacks the shit of out it! FYI.
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HAHAHAHA!

And here I thought nobody would get that.
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I usually hate memes, but this one… this one is different. It will last at least as long as the Royal Marriage. (Which is, what, four hours, according to the invite?)

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 9:35pm.
"And what are they serving at the Royal Wedding for the next three weeks? Cobra."

PHG smacks the shit of out it! FYI.

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He got cold feet the night before and she gave him and ultimatum. How sad is that?

EXTREMELY sad. If it weren't for societal pressure, we more than likely wouldn't see crap like this. Any woman not married with kids by a certain age is a spinster(or whatever the hell they call 'em.) It is sad when you are so desperate to get married that you will marry just about anything. But, like I said, it has a lot to do with society. Women who aren't married with kids by a particular age are looked down on and made to feel like something is wrong with them. I can't tell you how many times I get the 'deer caught in the headlights look' when I say I don't know if I want to get married. It is like it is fucking taboo or something. Why is it so hard to believe not every girl is dreaming of this big, fancy wedding from the age of 9. Nothing about the married life is remotely appealing to me. But, of course, anytime I say that aloud to people, I am 'jealous' and 'bitter.' Whatever. I am in my early twenties and I fucking love my fancy free lifestyle. A lot of my friends are married...and, um...well, they can have that shit b/c I don't want it. The biggest thing I have learned from them is what NOT to look for in a mate.

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