Sunday, April 24th 2011
Hayden Christensen And Rachel Bilson Are At The Beach
I know how you like to keep up-to-fucking-date on the current (possibly staged) relationship status of Rachel Bilson (that girl you always have to Google to get a clue) and Hayden Christensen (that dude you always have to Google to get a clue), so here they are sunning their SANS FARDS faces in Barbados yesterday. It was just the usual. Hayden took his hairy nipple quiches for a dip and since they both have the personalities of a bowl of room temperature buttermilk salad dressing, Rachel decided to spice shit up by abducting a child from the beach. I'm sure they all had an exciting time staring at the wallpaper seams in their hotel room.
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They are still together? He is cute, but I don't like that small tuft of hair on his chest.
My thesis is complete!
I didn't think it was possible to love Newportjoey more but it is <3 *swoon*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW!!
Submitted by TimC on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 9:50pm.
What's up with everyone dumping on Ziggy's comment?
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TimC, we're dumping on Ziggy because she's established herself as a right-wing, Jew-hating homophobe. Her "comments" (aka hostile baiting behavior, which is typical of her) help to explain why she's so miserable, though; that amount of emphasis placed on another person's physical appearance doesn't get you very far, for very long, and if that's what she really values, as it appears she does, her cynical, condescending posts will become a self-fulfilling prophecy (if they haven't already).
Also, she's just a cunt. :^D
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Albino Porcupeep doesn't give a shit!
One word.
Pasty!
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so if I don't find this pasty doughboy attractive I must shop at Wal Mart?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
rachel has a cute little body and hayden is not bad to look at...not every one can be golden in color...but yes, he is very bad actor...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
I would definitely not turn Hayden down.
Hayden Christensen's natural body is very sexy and his white skin is sexy too.
And he's Canadian (+1).
Perhaps he lacks mass appeal for the masses but not everybody shops at Walmart.
ewwww hayden *pukes*
please excuse the double post. *tap dances out the door
but, then again, what do i know?
wait, i thought they were done with this charade. didn't she break of the "engagement," like, months ago? why the recreation?
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but, then again, what do i know?
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 11:34pm
My name is Rachel.
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We must meet, then. ;) I'm naked already.
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 11:31pm.
I would pull down Rachel's bikini bottoms and lick her pussy. Mmm.
My name is Rachel.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I love Rachel Bilson, she's gorgeous. She looks exactly like my best friend (minus about 40 pounds lol) so I'm a bit biased
I would pull down Rachel's bikini bottoms and lick her pussy. Mmm.
Wow, Ziggy. You sound resentful. Someone needs to untangle their pubes from their Always maxi pad!
God, Ziggy is a downer today. Given the amount of wit and self-deprecation on Dlisted I just know that the majority of the commenters here is of above average intelligence. On top of that, the ones that posted their pics before were actually hotties with a capital "H". It's Easter, which means that I have to sit through a lot of events with annoying people, so I'm not gonna let anyone ruin my sanctuary for me.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 10:40pm.
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YAY! Somehow I decided that I would be much better at doing my taxes if I dipped into this bottle that's been sitting here forever. HA! Better at not doing it maybe!:)
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omg I'm sloshed; Ange;l, thanks, you've insprired me to turn in. *stubs toe; trashes half dranked 2nd vino btl; wavest to all; stumbels to bed (aka thre trash bags left on the sidewall for throwout tomrorrws) NIght all!! *kisses*
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Wow--Douche of the Highest Order. OK---so I don't have a lot of experience with guys---yet. But Jeebus---- can't he get his ass to the gym? And maybe leave the house to spend some time outdoors so he doesn't look like a vampire? If I'm gonna be on my knees servicing cock, I wanna feel some hairy muscular legs, so I know it's not my sister humiliating me again.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 10:06pm.
wait, is this the one where Ziggy Stardust gets kicked in the face?
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Somebody should kick me in the face casue it is half past midnight and I gotta get to work and I'm bullshitting, on the second bottle of damn vino
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YAY! Somehow I decided that I would be much better at doing my taxes if I dipped into this bottle that's been sitting here forever. HA! Better at not doing it maybe!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
Submitted by TimC on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 9:50pm.
What's up with everyone dumping on Ziggy's comment?
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Cuz she's ooglay and her mama dresses her funny:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 10:06pm.
wait, is this the one where Ziggy Stardust gets kicked in the face?
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Somebody should kick me in the face casue it is half past midnight and I gotta get to work and I'm bullshitting, on the second bottle of damn vino. I think we'z just talking about finding a dude that'll wipe up our plate-vomit and put up with our drunk/pms babbles. Or sumfin.
Nobody kicking no one in the face (by the way, that McD vid had me in a RAGE earlier) but that's neither here nor there.
YOU HEAR ME, ALL!! NOBODY ACT THE DENNY/MCD FOOLIO! NOBODY! Damnit.
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
wait, is this the one where Ziggy Stardust gets kicked in the face?
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Submitted by TimC on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 9:50pm.
Because not all of us have ugly people sex.
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What's up, douchebag?
What's up with everyone dumping on Ziggy's comment? If your man is not fat, farting and hairy in the back... wait ten or twenty years. Sure, a lot of us get sex with someone hotter than Hayden C once in a while. But those are the exceptions, and those are not the ones we end up in relationships with. And as you get older, everyone pretty much starts reverting to the mean, which in America usually means overweight and with hair growing in socially unacceptable places.
Josh Holloway and his wife astound me with their hotness imbalance. He must be blind or she must suck cock like a Dyson.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 9:34pm.
Not sure what his motivation is for hiring a beard and going through the motions - it's not like he has a career to ruin by coming out.
LOL. I sure wouldn't be viewing these pix if only he were in them. It's symbiotic!
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Drifting
Not sure what his motivation is for hiring a beard and going through the motions - it's not like he has a career to ruin by coming out.
I'm jealous... looks like a nice life.
And why is he so damn pasty?
Fine example of a normal and attractive woman's body.
As far as marrying ugly--it was my goal that any woman I marry would be considered to have married an uglier guy. In most couples, one of the two is more attractive, and being modest and generous of spirit, I wanted my wife to be the more attractive one. ;)
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 8:48pm
TEAM REAL MEN *who can put up w/ us drank sessay hors who type posts 3x to gt grammar right and stuff, shit^
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SMOOCHES my lovely Cappy...I'm tipsy and horny want a REAL man who can carry me when I pass out! SPeaking of which...I want one..BAD....hot chocolate man and shit....YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.....
I have to laugh at trolls on here. Because srsly, it's Dlisted bitches! You have to be really low rent to troll here. At least go somewhere where they are debating important shit like politics.
lmao!! *high fives cappy6♥* Team Real men, baby!! Pretty is great, but it doesn't fix that leak in the roof lol. Mostly because it doesn't want to break a nail. MAN FAIL. :p
Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 8:44pm.
Ahahaha, Ziggy quit projecting your fat, ugly self-hate on the rest of us! And Britney SUCKS ASS btw.
Rachel is looking hot there, and whats-his-face not so much. But for any of us who have ever dated hotties, we know that a pretty package can have some ugly fuckupedness when you untie that bow. Give me a real man over a mirror kissing asshole any day.
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You just described my lame ass ex 'projector' "fuckupedenesser". He's a mirror kisser. The end. LMAOOOOOO
TEAM REAL MEN *who can put up w/ us drank sessay hors who type posts 3x to gt grammar right and stuff, shit^
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"Tsuru-maru, a blind man, the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection he had -a picture of the Buddha- and now stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss." -Akira Kurosawa's "Ran" 1985
Ahahaha, Ziggy quit projecting your fat, ugly self-hate on the rest of us! And Britney SUCKS ASS btw.
Rachel is looking hot there, and whats-his-face not so much. But for any of us who have ever dated hotties, we know that a pretty package can have some ugly fuckupedness when you untie that bow. Give me a real man over a mirror kissing asshole any day.
*waves at Jack with free hand*
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Don`t be a woman-beater -- be a pussy-eater!!
lmao at UBF!!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Or Melania Trump or Kevin James's wife who is also a model, or Elin Woods. I think the ratio of beautiful women marrying ugly guys is disproportionate though, since I see far more unattractive guys with hot chicks than vice versa.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I would have beige sex with my husband if he we re here, but i guess i have to stick with eating my kid`s Easter M&M`s and watching porn.
Who got the weed??
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Don`t be a woman-beater -- be a pussy-eater!!
Submitted by Schlong on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 6:54pm.
Miss Ziggy:
Interesting point, but, I've seen beautiful women date and even marry ugly, short, balding, fat men and I've seen very good looking men date and marry ugly, witchy looking women. Just because someone dates or marries someone who is not as good looking as themselves that doesn't necessarily mean they consider themselves 'settling' for lesser babe. Some people don't want to be married to someone as good or better looking than themselves because they don't want the competition and other people are just not that shallow.
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Case in point: Cate Blanchett and her huband:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080901/andrew_upton.jpg
She has a great body. It's thin but shapely. It's nice to see a girl in Hollywood who actually has hips...I'm tired of the boyish figures with bolt-ons. Does she even act anymore? It looks like Hayden has lost his looks a bit. He's only 30. I agree with everyone who says he's a god-awful actor. His speech inflections are William Shatner-esque. Strange and a little off-putting.
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Douchechill!
Hayden is pretty meh, I'd rather have the buff random in pic #5
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 3:34pm.
Hayden looks waaay better than average.
If you think that you have a shot with a guy hotter, or with a better body, then you're going to be in for a very disappointing life.
Remember this moment when you wake up looking at some fat, farting slug's hairy back and start wondering how your life became so fucking average.
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LOLOLOLOL @ "fat, farting slug's hairy back"!
I close my eyes and feel a delicious tingling just thinking about it...
"But I stand by the fact that most of us have boring, uneventful sex lives with average to ugly people."
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HAHAHAHAHAA!! I wholeheartedly disagree.
*thumbs through pics on phone*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 04/24/2011 - 7:24pm.
She is cute, and has an adorable little rockin body.
I think she is a hooker though- there is no other explanation how she can afford her lifestyle.
*cries because I hate that this is probably true*
That column she writes for InStyle can't pay THAT well.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
paris, she's a serial couponer
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What's up, douchebag?
I'd hate to be that woman wearing a long sleeved top at the beach to coverup my less than perfect parts I dont want the world to see while my man talked to the hot girl in a bikini.
She is cute, and has an adorable little rockin body.
I think she is a hooker though- there is no other explanation how she can afford her lifestyle.
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And now you're like the rest, unworthy of my best
Hasta la vista, baby
-Jody Watley
*Sets pic of Michael Blohan on fire*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Ziggy....STFU....your messing with the WRONG Dlisted Sluts....YOUR choice of partners might be subnormal but I am considering that you really were locked in a closet when you were a kid....Your parents did a bang up job socializing you.....Love, Blanche and Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."