And Now Here's Zach Galifianakis With A Toddler
It's Monday morning and you're most likely suffering from jelly bean withdrawals paired with a Peep-mopolitan hangover, so I'm sure you're open mouth bawling on your desk just like this toddler right here (and I know you're wearing white overalls too). If only Zach Galifianakis was there to soothe your weeps with his warm fur bosom and goose down fupa.
You know, directors seem to have gathered together and decided that Zach (copy and paste his last name here with your eyes because I'm too lazy to do it but I'm obviously not too lazy to type out this long ass explanation for why I didn't copy and paste his last name here)'s funny ho act isn't complete without some kind of an unlikely side-kick.
In The Hangover, he got a baby. In Due Date, he got a masturbating French Bulldog. In The Hangover II, he's getting a monkey. And here he is filming scenes for Bored to Death in Brooklyn with a screaming albino toddler.
Somewhere in North Hollywood, there's a Zach G side-kick casting office with a line outside that includes Einstein the smallest stallion, a meth head with a cock ring scrunchie, Snooki and the baby bottle-loving Koi fish.
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I have a Baby Trend. It was the same price as several others which came with attached toys and other options. However, I thought that other chairs had a lot of extras but the highchairs weren't as nice.
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There are several other important milestones that are achieved in this time period that parents tend to not emphasize as much as walking and talking. Gaining the ability to point at whatever it is the child wants you to see shows huge psychological gains in a toddler. Thanks.
Regards,
strong willed toddlers
he keeps his beard tight. i respect that.
stake_spike: I forget if you're a man or a woman, but I found "Bored To Death" a little "laddish".
I can see the appeal of it and the episodes I saw were good, but it just turned me off. The men on the show are really immature about women and (at least the time I watched it) there were no fully-fleshed out female characters and I just couldn't. It was like "Glengarry Glen Ross"; it was good and all, but it needed some yin.
Pfft, I fart in bed who the fuck doesn't.
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What's up, douchebag?
Im not a chubby chaser per se but if who ever it is Im snuggling with (a lot of guys like to snuggle, it always surprises me) and they got something to hold onto, I clutch on for dear life. Never told em they were snuggl-icious though lol apparently guys don't wanna know they're squishy
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What's up, douchebag?
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 8:57am.
I bet he farts in bed.
---> He looks like a farter. And I still would.
Submitted by Genny18 on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 5:08pm.
I think zack would be a good father, he looks like a cozy bear you can snuggle up to. automatic baby crib right there
---> and exactly why I'm a chubby chaser. There's always some unexplored roll of fat that once discovered, I tuck myself between with a box of cheezits. Chubby men are sexy.
I think zack would be a good father, he looks like a cozy bear you can snuggle up to. automatic baby crib right there
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Wait so whose fucking kid is that....he's not cute, sorry
" the acrid waft of stale cheese is still there." that is SO disgusting. that being said he can still hit it...but only from the back...
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What's up, douchebag?
Zach Galliwhatsit looks like someone who has bad breath.
Y'know, even when they've just brushed their teeth and you can smell the toothpaste when they speak, the acrid waft of stale cheese is still there.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Haven't seen Bored to Death (it looks really fucking boring), but it's an HBO show and I think I should give it a shot (since they have fuck all now that they've canceled everything) but I find ZG very unfunny. He's overrated.
I think it's kind of cute that this big goofy guy always has cute little sidekicks : )
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
I hate Zach Gallufalupagus.
That is all.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
I think they leep posing Fat Franco with bebehs because they are secretly waiting for him to eat one.
*chanting as always*
ugly kid?
to me, most babies look ugly
Thanks for the shout out.
Submitted by RustyHooligan: "What sad Hollywood parents would let their kid be used in a movie knowing (one hopes) he was chosen because he's freakishly ugly?"
Right? But I bet there was some cutthroat competition for that part.
1. When I encounter an ugly baby or kid, I say "Ohhhh, isn't she just precious?" Because all babies are precious.
2. Zach had me rolling on his SNL opening monologue. I loved it.
3. I haaate when men are portrayed as being clueless and clumsy with children. A lot of the dads I know are as competent and caring as a lot of the moms I know. And it perpetuates a stereotype that is harmful to society. Men can and should participate in their children's lives and daily care! (Of course, maybe they like it, then no one will make them "babysit")
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 9:26am.
C) I would think there would be a lot more to worry about when you are pregnant than whether your kid will be ugly or not. Just saying.
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It's true. It wasn't on the top of my list. Just a fleeting thought I had while waiting for my first doctor's appointment. Nobody wants to be that delusional parent with the ugly kid.
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Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 9:40am.
I never found out what I was having but in the couple of dreams I had about my baby, it was always a boy, so I knew I was having a boy. Eerie, eh?
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Well, in defense of science and rationality, you did have a 50/50 chance of being right. If you'd dreamt about having a girl you probably would've forgotten about it long ago.
That being said, I showed up at the doctor for a blood test before even doing a home test b/c I just had a very strong feeling I was pregnant. Only time I've done that and I was right.
I think he's adorable. Big ol' bear. I'm sure the gays love him.
If I ever saw Zach in public I would climb him like a tree. I.want.him.
While I was pregnant with my son I only had a couple of dreams regarding my upcoming motherhood. In one of them, I was so ashamed I just couldn't stand to be around him cause he was born so UGLY! What a nightmare! But, of course, he was born the cutest baby ever. (Also weird, I never found out what I was having but in the couple of dreams I had about my baby, it was always a boy, so I knew I was having a boy. Eerie, eh?)
Is he sitting with a bunch of breastfeeding women?
I got enough of this baby shit this weekend. UGH! You're not due for another 2 fucking months. SDASFTU.
Undinespragg -- one of my friends calls the uglies "ugmo" -- very close to uggo!!! I saw a slew of kids at the Kmart the other day -- looked like a bunch of frickin' monkeys!
Meh, he doesn't bug me. His character in Due Date - I wanted to punch in the face.
Not you Fat Jesus!
DWM:
For some reason that expression always makes me laugh.
A) Kid is ugly.
B) This guy kinda creeps me out but also makes me laugh so I'm kinda confused about him.
C) I would think there would be a lot more to worry about when you are pregnant than whether your kid will be ugly or not. Just saying.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Daisy I am ok. Not happy to be back at work but I imagine everyone feels that way.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Slurpeeeeee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8aAC4jrPM
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I love him. LOVE.
Dwm, i have the biggest headache and looking at these two is making me queasy! And how are you today?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 9:08am.
And when I hear people say "all babies are beautiful," I will present a picture of this ugly, little, albino motherfucker!
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Usually when a see an uggo I say something neutral like, "What a blessing!"
When I was pregnant I was really worried my baby would turn out ugly, but my sister reassured me that I wouldn't be able to tell. I think parents are just blind to that shit, so I just let them continue in their delusions.
i think zach and jack black are competing for the same roles...except zach isn't as wiggly as jack...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
I know. I'm just giving you the business! :)
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 9:05am.
He was a ri-tard. Yeesh get it right!
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I thought about writing it phonetically w/a short e and the emphasis on the first syllable, but it was too much effort. I figured anybody who knew the quote would get it.
And when I hear people say "all babies are beautiful," I will present a picture of this ugly, little, albino motherfucker!
He was a ri-tard. Yeesh get it right!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 8:46am.
not you, Fat Jesus....
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Ahahahha. That part is hilarious. I was just going to post this quote.
Rain man could do it. And he was a retard.
Jack that really sucks but I'm glad you don't have to wear waders in your house.
Daisy.. hair of the dog?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Please post something else, this is not helping my hangover
DWM - overflowin!! pouring down rain again this morning. My neighbors have over a foot of water in their house. Not supposed to stop for another day or so... no bueno.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
I bet he farts in bed.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Jack... how are the local swimming holes?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
This is just begging for a head swap.
Slurpo - I know!!! whoop whoop!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
not you, Fat Jesus....
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 8:14am.
Hey, buddy, you mind puttin some pants on? I find it a little weird I have to ask twice.
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Only one month to go Jacky! ::parks self at front of movie line for Hangover sequel::
He will always be Davis from Tru Calling to me. And I thought The Hangover was hilarious.