The World Almost Lost Katie Price Yesterday
Katie Price is in Argentina visiting the family of her baby-faced boy toy Leandro Penna and the two nearly floated off to the great big reality show in the sky when their Jeep crashed into two runaway horses. The horses died instantly after they smashed through the Jeep's windshield (R.I.P. horsies). Those horses' last image was of a woman who exclusively wears bleached horse manes on her head. A cruel place: the world is.
The paramedics arrived and treated Katie for cuts on her hands and whiplash. Leandro also jacked up his neck like he had just followed Willow Smith's lead a little too literally. The Mirror says that three other passengers in the car, most likely cameramen, walked away uninjured.
A source says that the horses leaped over a fence and jumped in front of the Jeep. Leandro hit the brake hard but it was too late. The source went on to say that if it wasn't for seat belts and Katie's dual chest bags, she would've been killed too. But when Katie spoke to The Mirror, she was more concerned about the horses, “It was absolutely terrifying. It all happened in a flash and I have absolutely no idea how I wasn’t badly injured. I feel so lucky, but more than anything I’m just distraught about the horses. It was so upsetting.”
The cameras were not rolling at the time and Katie's motto is if it doesn't happen on TV, it didn't happen at all. So her reality show's producers have hired actors to dress up in stallion costumes and they will re-enact the whole thing. The shit show must go on!
Meanwhile, this world's angel Harvey Price was safe and sound in the UK with Peter Andre. You can unclench your soul and exhale now.
Those poor horses, can you imagine having her as a last vision? She's so vile.
The only part of this story that has anything to do with horses is how much horseshit this story really is. Next week we will be reading about how toyboy beat her and she barely escaped with her life. Stallions...she wishes...
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 6:59pm.
What the fuck kind of hair is tHat? It's the worst-looking doll hair I've ever seen.
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It's an up-do of Beyonce's sad weave in the Afternoon Crumbs.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
What the fuck kind of hair is tHat? It's the worst-looking doll hair I've ever seen.
Do humans ever have perfectly even hairlines? Looks like plastic hair plugs. blech.
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rip horsies.what a sad waste of their lifetimes.
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Wow, even animals are prepared to suicide in an effort to kill the stupid bitch.
Poor horsies, you didn't die for nothing - you were matyred for a cause that is bigger than all of us.
*edited to make sense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Submitted by OXA on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 3:54pm.
Almost a great Easter.
Snap!
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 3:22pm
Those poor horses. My cat is currently in the hospital, so I was feeling all kinds of sad today already. He's my little buddy, and I miss him dearly. If any of you DListers believe in capital H-I-M and find a moment to say a little prayer for him, I'd 'ppreciate it.
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Prayer said. I really hope your little kitty cat gets better, sending love.♥
About Katie being cold, isn't that just how British people come across in general? Most of them seem to really detach themselves from their feelings and from showing much emotion about anything, some people worse than others..
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 04/25/2011 - 2:45pm.
She actually looks decent in the above picture...
I thought so too, and then I realized who it was.
Almost a great Easter.
Shame about the "almost" in that post title.
I'm calling bullshit.
How do TWO HORSES GO THROUGH A WINDSHIELD and not kill ALL of the people in the car?
LOL @ "most likely cameramen" and "dual chest bags"!
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She IS cold. I watched an interview of her once, and she was being questioned about such painful things: Harvey's disabilities, a miscarriage, her divorce from Pete, etc. And she didn't bat a single goopy eyelash. Didn't so much as change the tone of her voice. It's like she's an emotionless, leather robot.
Those poor horses. My cat is currently in the hospital, so I was feeling all kinds of sad today already. He's my little buddy, and I miss him dearly. If any of you DListers believe in capital H-I-M and find a moment to say a little prayer for him, I'd 'ppreciate it.
"I'm pretty sure she's never loved anyone though. She doesn't seem to have the capacity to love. She's a cold woman."
Stake Spike, I think you're right . It's distressing that she obviously has mental problems, Yet she has the kids .
Sad to say it's not an uncommon scenario in England. People are fucked up but they think a few kids and breast implants might fix them.
She can be a bitch but I'm sure she's sick over the horses. She's a huge horse lover.
I don't know if anyone else has watched her show over the years but damn she's like a 13 year old girl when it comes to boyfriends. Yorke, Andre, Reid, this dude, she always does the same thing. It was okay when it was "The Jordan Years" but she's got 3 children!
Last weeks episode had me rolling my eyes the whole time she kept going on about chemistry and not having felt this before. Poor Alex and Pete. I mean anyone with eyes could have seen that she didn't love Alex but damn she's all over tv saying she's never really loved anyone since Dane Bowers.
I'm pretty sure she's never loved anyone though. She doesn't seem to have the capacity to love. She's a cold woman.
whiplash hinders your ability to give good BJs. I guess we won't be seeing her around anymore.
She actually looks decent in the above picture...see what washing a million pounds of Mac make-up off your face, throwing your hair up into a ponytail and covering your triple FFF breasts with a sweatshirt can do for you Katie? Why must these women insist on looking so "extra" all the time *coughChristinaAuguleriacough* Glad she's ok.
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I must be out of the Jordan/Katie loop, because last I knew she was married to that cave man looking dude who cross dresses.
Poor horses!
Submitted by Datura: "Poor horses. I can't stand Jordan, but she does famously love horses, so she must be pretty gutted about this."
Yeah. How odd that it was horses... I mean, it's sad, too, but of all things to go crashing through your windshield.
My mom had a big buck (deer) crash into her car one time. Left such a dent in the driver's side door that she had trouble opening and closing it. It's a miracle she wasn't hurt.
I wouldn't wish hitting a horse on anyone. They are very lucky to be alive; the few people I know of that hit horses didn't.
She's not married anymore to the fighter?? *looks on Sun website*
What Datura said.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Oh well, it was almost a happy Easter.
Poor horses. I can't stand Jordan, but she does famously love horses, so she must be pretty gutted about this.
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She had a camera crew with her?? Oh, yeah this is Katie Price. Of course she did.
That had to be scary as hell. Not one but two HORSES flying into the winshield? I'd have shat myself.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I'm going to go into 1950s 'stay at home with your children' mode just for this bint.
I wouldn't do it with anyone else who takes care of their kids and doesn't have a major fame whoring obsession and just wanted a holiday, fine. But this bint is obsessed with having guys to parade around and fuck the consequences
Maybe it was a sign. Maybe it was a couple of palomino horses that are tired with Katie copying their skin and hair colour combo.
The horses died instantly after they smashed through the Jeep's windshield :`(
That being said...*almost* is the key word here.
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poor horses, that's sad. I once totaled a car in avoiding to hit a fucking cat that ran onto the road out of nowhere. The cat was fine, the car not so much so. My friend and I luckily weren't banged up and the seatbelt had definitely saved our lives. It does happen in a flash, we hit a ditch, came out of the ditch, did a few 360's on the otherwise deserted highway type road, before it finally stopped. I couldn't believe we were still alive. And yes, I was sober.
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Poor horses!
While the docs are at it, they should exchange her brain too...