Katie Couric: "I Quit This Bitch. Officially."

The Alaskan wilderness better go on high alert, because this news is going to make Sarah Palin want to hump a moose (before she shoots it in the face, of course). Katie Couric gave People the news that is shocking to absolutely no one.

"I have decided to step down from the CBS Evening News. "I'm really proud of the talented team on the CBS Evening News and the award-winning work we've been able to do in the past five years in addition to the reporting I've done for 60 Minutes and CBS Sunday Morning. In making the decision to move on, I know the Evening News will be in great hands, but I am excited about the future.

I am looking at a format that will allow me to engage in more multi-dimensional storytelling. The bottom line is that I love doing all kinds of different stories. I have a lot of areas of interest and I want to be able to fulfill all of that."

CBS has yet to announce Katie's replacement, but airing the final season of the Shiba Inu Cam instead of the Nightly News wouldn't be a bad move. Or they could just air this GIF on a continuous loop.

Yeah, do that.

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Submitted by nycnycnyc on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 6:15pm.

Adios pendeja!!!

Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 7:00am.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 2:28pm.

She was ok in my book until that going down "dancing" picture. I can't watch her news with a straigh face... never again.

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So true! Whenever I see a pic of this gummy wonder trying to act sexy it seriously creeps me the fuck out! It's like watching your drunken grandma trying to coyly pick up your boyfriend (don't ask!)

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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 9:53pm.

Haahaaahaaa, that Anderson GIF never gets old.

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Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:48pm.

I 'spose this is how Marilyn might have looked if she had lived to see her menopause years.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0

Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:45pm.

Couric, omg, NO. No Marilyn garb. ugh. And take your millions and retire/"storytell" without rubbing shit in to us working folk. Jesus, people can't pull back without a fucking global PSA and shit.

*where'd I put my vino glass?*

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:29pm.

NPR interviewed her recently and as much as I usually hate her, she came aross very well. She was calm and intelligent and told some interesting anecdotes and sounded reasonable and nice. She gives agood interview.

I'm sure she is one of those people who can be a real cunt if she thinks you're beneath her, but if you're useful or cool or she thinks you're her equal or more, she's very nice and down to earth.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:25pm.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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Submitted by coca on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 3:26pm.

What funhouse mirror does she own that allows her to think she can pull off that Monroe costume with her homely face attached to it?

Submitted by colt13 on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 3:19pm.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 2:28pm.

She was ok in my book until that going down "dancing" picture. I can't watch her news with a straigh face... never again.
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Katie backing that thing up made her a legend.

She's leaving at the right time, network news is a dinosaur. Cable does it much better, and local has more fun.

In a perfect world, Katie would replace Barbara on The View.

Submitted by colt13 on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 3:17pm.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 2:28pm.

She's leaving at the right time, network news is a dinosaur. Cable does it much better, and local has more fun.

In a perfect world, Katie would replace Barbara on The View.

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:36pm.

The one I can't stand is Diane Sawyer. She pretends to be a rough & tumble frontline reporter, but the former American Junior Miss is more like a mushy lipstick powder puff.

That's not even considering her being a former press aide to Richard Nixon.

Anderson: GIF Gay I'd like to Fuck
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:24pm.

IMA SLAP HER FOR EVEN ATTEMPTING TO BE MM

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:23pm.

Shiba Inu Cam is a huge improvement over A LOT of stuff. Loathe Katie Couric - L O A T H E her. snotfaced bitch.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:05pm.

Watching the story of declining ratings for years, the story about the network dropping her, and how her spin on how it was a decision on her part.

At least she will have more time to spend with her bidet...

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:04pm.

Hahahahaha!! MK, aren't we the pervy boy today? You just put that GIF of Andy C. up so you could watch him suck on something. Right?

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 1:02pm.

Stocky, how's the fire under my burger?
And, trust me to remember this, but remember when they put the camera up her ass?

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:58pm.

She was ok in my book until that going down "dancing" picture. I can't watch her news with a straigh face... never again.

A el Honey Badger le vale Madres!!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:56pm.

I cannot stand this woman.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:44pm.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 2:07pm.
Fishsticks Fan ~
don't be fooled. Katie C has a chef, nannies, driver, etc. She's not a struggling single mom.
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I never said she was struggling. It can be hard not to have someone with whom to share the joys and challenges of parenthood. No one really cares about your kids as much as their own parent does.

Submitted by Rdeadline on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:44pm.

Didn't she do a "maybe I'm going to leave" interview on the view a few weeks ago? Never watched her but I love 48 hours.

Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:43pm.

I can't remember if it was Conan or Craig who had her on his show, but he basically gave her a hard time about being filthy rich/making a ton of money, so it was probably Craigy. She looked pretty uncomfortable and it was pretty funny.

I don't know why network news is still on, anyhow.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:43pm.

right Stocky? Katie is hardly a struggling single Mom. Bitch has MILLIONS in the bank.

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:42pm.

It's AnchorMAAAN not AnchorLADY and that is a scientific fact!

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:37pm.

Fishsticks Fan ~
don't be fooled. Katie C has a chef, nannies, driver, etc. She's not a struggling single mom.

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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:26pm.

Absolutely despise her. Probably the only person higher on my hatred scale is Hasselcrack.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:25pm.

No idea who this bitch is.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:24pm.

I also appreciate Katie's work for colon cancer since her husband died so young and now she's a single mom to two young girls.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:24pm.

Translation: Oprah's retiring and I wanna be a billionaire so frickin' bad.

People did give her a hard time, though. I mean Dan Rather's ratings always sucked. What did they want her to do? She read the fucking teleprompter. Did people wanna see her tits or something?

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:23pm.

Will anyone care? Doubtful!

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:23pm.

I always watch her when I get the chance. I like her and Brian Williams on NBC. Our local CBS affiliate is better than the ABC or NBC so it's kind of a lead in. Anyway, I like Katie's style and approach.

Submitted by elanenergy on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:22pm.

It's not entirely Katie Couric's fault that CBS News is filled with corrupt, talentless hacks who would rather write phony memoirs filled with phony accounts of their "war heroics" than....oh, I dunno, be a damn professional journalist. (And yes Don Teague, I'm talking to your lame, lying, faux-Christian ass.)

Katie Couric is much too good for CBS's sinking/sunk/were never afloat news division.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by guest on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:22pm.

Buh bye. *waves*

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Submitted by Tyroan on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:21pm.

Yeah, but I have houseplants that could have "exposed" sarah palin.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:21pm.

I've always found Katie to be about as interesting as a bowl of oatmeal. I don't see why the evening news or any other show was so in demand to snatch her up..but then again, I've heard rumors that she's a closet freak and basically slept her way to the top, so yea, maybe she is fun to have around the office ;-)

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Submitted by RockstarDani on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:19pm.

AC seems kind of snotty and phony. Was never a fan.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:18pm.

Do people watch CBS evening news? Do people even watch CBS?!
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Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:16pm.

Is this news? She was never there anyway! I will always like her for Sarah Palin though.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:15pm.

MK...I agree with you. Shiba Inu cam is a HUGE immprovement over this fluff.

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone