Sarah Shahi Got The Wrong Piece Of Blonde Trash
Fairly Legal's Sarah Shahi Tweeted her way into the charred layers of my heart over the weekend when she wrote a series poetic Tweets directed at that septic tank skank Parasite Hilton. Sarah launched into a beautiful rage-filled aria after she says Wonky nearly crashed into her before running a stop sign. I want someone to use Sarah's Tweets as the lyrics of a song that Celine Dion (or a French Canadian Celine Dion impersonator) will sing at my funeral. But wait. Wonky told Mario Lopez on Extra that just because it looks like trash and drives like a dick doesn't mean it's her!
"I have no idea! I was so shocked when I read that too. I've never met this person in my life. I wasn't even driving that day. I had just came back from Vegas with my boyfriend and we were at home relaxing. I hadn't even been in a car that day. I literally came with a driver from the airport [and] went to my house. Then later on, I read that. Dude, I wasn't even driving. Maybe it was some other blonde girl who looks like me. There is a lot of look-alikes, Paris look-alikes for a living that live in Los Angeles. They are always doing things and I'm getting blamed for it. So this could be another incident like that."
First of all, the ho is lying. Never trust a bitch who is always winking. Second of all, please tell me she's also lying about there still being Paris look-alikes roaming the streets of L.A. in 2011! You would think that by now every Wonky wannabe would've welded an alien mask to her face, covered her skin with bronze lacquer and stuffed each ass cheek with a yoga ball so that she can whore through the streets as a Kim Kardashian look-alike instead. Famewhore-alikes must stay current!
P.S. - Wonky's boyfriend Cy Waits was attacked outside of the court house today. That Sarah Shahi just won't quit! My hero.
Is there such a thing as a 'Wrong Piece of Blonde Trash'?
I just wish the guy with the knives would have gone in there and finished the job...I would have given him a ticker tape parade (before he went off to prison for life, of course)..Parasite sucks..always has and always will...and whoever HotParisHilton is...get a fucking life..the bitch is hated beyond words and nobody believes her constantly innocent bullshit squeaky helium voice...Lord, on my list of loathe she is tops...followed by Kim Whoretrashian, and that annoying Hillbilly Chipmunck Destiny Hope Cyrus...really, I hate overprivileged cunts...get paid for doing nothing but being sluts and whores...and can never keep a man for long, even with all her money. Btw, does Cy have his own money..or what..cause she made him lose his VEgas gig...just wondering!
Unfortunately MK, it is true that there are paris look alikes.
http://www.parishiltonlookalike.com/
Did this dumb bitch actually say that she hadn't been in a car all day...then immediately state her driver drove her home...um...wouldn't you have to have been in the car for your driver to do that?
She gives me a headache.
Actually, does anyone know where Kim Richards was that night? It could've been her behind the wheel.
She has an ugly old neck like her nasty aunt Kyle.
Thats some Lord of the Rings shit right there.
She looks like she s turning into a fucking elf with those ears and that nose. Isnt there anything they can do about that drooping tip??
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
"live long and be "hot", bitches"! Nice Spock ear there, Wonky! Looks like the same Dr. that fucked up her eye worked on pinning her ears back too!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
LMAO!!! She's blaming it on a Paris impersonator?!!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:15pm.
and she did play on a recent movie called the dog who saved christmas she voiced the poodle it was the cutest!
lol!
Looking at this photo of her, I'm reminded of that prank that kids play--where you tell someone, "If your hand is bigger than your face, it means you're probably retarded." Then you smack the person when they try it out.
In this case, that theory might be true.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkja45bS-zc
Who in the hell is this annoying troll. Yo if you want to to suck up to this bitch then go on perez, dlisted is specifically for trashing dumb ho's like her.
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Submitted by kndall44 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 2:18am.
Angliene, that 80 y/o barbie doll is the only LA resident that remotely can pass for Paris.
The fact Paris blathered on & on w/alibis is proof she's guilty.
Lohan style.
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I agree there is a good chance it was Paris, but the other girl outed herself as a low-class truckdriver in the way she tweeted the situation.
Also, Paris is delusional, as usual. Bleached blonde do-nothing whores have been running around Hollywood since, ahhh, the beginning of Hollywood.
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My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night
But oh, my foes and oh, my friends, it gives a lovely light!
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
Angliene, that 80 y/o barbie doll is the only LA resident that remotely can pass for Paris.
The fact Paris blathered on & on w/alibis is proof she's guilty.
Lohan style.
Alright, I'll bite.
What is the deal with hair extensions?
My hair hasn't grown in a year and I'm getting sick of looking like Rojo Caliente, but I'm also scared of looking like one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
How long do they stay in?
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My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night
But oh, my foes and oh, my friends, it gives a lovely light!
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
It won't disrupt me personally.
briquette machine
briquteeing press
coal briquetting machine
ball briquetting machine
charcoal briquetting machine
Paris could be lying, but I will say that Sarah is not exactly Jackie O.
I do believe that pretty much half the girls in LA look like bleached blonde Paris, so perhaps she was a bit harsh. Maybe it was Tori Spelling?
And going on about her pathetic existence...well, considering Fairly Legal is fairly awful, I hope Applebee's is hiring.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Marjorie Ingall
Every now and then MK's posts attract a hardcore celebrity fan. To me, that feels like having your layered cake with pudding filling and marzipan frosting with an extra serving of dark choclate chips. How good can it get?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
What the hell IS wrong with her nose anyway? Is it a bad nose job, or was she born with that ski slope shnoz?
It's kinda mesmerizing. Like a giant snot ball hanging precipitously
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Hey, HotParisHilton! It's been a long time since we've seen your stupid ass! How are you? Benn clubbing and making lots of new friends and following Paris day to day and then finding places to defend her and call people who hate her ugly.
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And you, and your sweet desire,
You took me, higher and higher
It's a livin' thing, it's a terrible thing to lose
It's a given thing, what a terrible thing to lose.
"James Rainford later told E! News that all he wanted was ... to ask her father, Rick Hilton, for permission to propose to her."
Clearly crazy: Rick would never say Yes to Rainford when royal princes and captains of industry are vying for his daughter's hand.
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Submitted by HotParisHilton on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:15pm.
and she did play on a recent movie called the dog who saved christmas she voiced the poodle
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I'm sure it was an Oscar worthy performance!
Don't care about her "doubles" (LMAOOO). This piece of junk should be blamed for all of Cali's accidents. She, in some way, shape or form, fking had a hand. The body language of her wonk eye SCREAMS "at the scene!".
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I see the Screw-Up Fairy has visited us again...someone get that skank a drink already!
Lol really? Calling someone ugly over the internet...I'm gonna go drink some more.
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What's up, douchebag?
It was totally her and she knows it! NOBODY wants to run around in 2011 looking like a jacked up walking std! That is sooooooo 2007!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
This is the funniest thread all day!.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Um, I know you are but what am I?
no its your reflection in the mirror and paris is making a card to your mama using your face saying sorry mother's day to you you had a smoking stinking fat arse for a daugh-tuh! haha
No, it's your mama. Bam!
is that ugly smoking stinking loser in that picture you?
Stop trolling for attention. You're out of your league here, honey.
no a honey badger has far more looks than you and loves paris! honey badgers cuddle to paris so does peterpan you fool lmao!
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:15pm.
and she did play on a recent movie called the dog who saved christmas she voiced the poodle it was the cutest! she had alot of fun playing on it and she also released 2 more purfumes tease and the passport series. Also has a new reality show the world according to paris airing on june 1st also played a vampire on the hard times of rj . so she has alot in the works and does more than most of you could even get off your butts to think of!
Then why haven't we heard of any of that shit? Oh, that's right, because nobody gives a shit about Herpes Hilton. Kim Kardashian took her audience. Paris isn't even C list anymore. Hep C, maybe. I've heard of the L Word, I haven't heard of any of those shows or movies you mentioned, so nobody watched them.
Neither I nor the Honey Badger give a shit.
Submitted by LaChaylo: "I really want to punch her in her unwonky eye just to make them even.
Fucking blue contact-wearing, piece of trash, STD-ridden, shameless druggie whore."
I feel you're holding back. Tell us how you truly feel.
and she did play on a recent movie called the dog who saved christmas she voiced the poodle it was the cutest! she had alot of fun playing on it and she also released 2 more purfumes tease and the passport series. Also has a new reality show the world according to paris airing on june 1st also played a vampire on the hard times of rj . so she has alot in the works and does more than most of you could even get off your butts to think of!
wow Paris looks gorgeous in that picture! Sarah is ugly and deseprate! Sarah was only saying that so she could get noticed more.. people always use paris name to get more fame so sad cause i had no idea who sarah was before! proably cause her show is a bore and so is she!
Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:48pm.
Of course, dopes invest interest in these famewhores, and as long as there's a market for people who like Paris Hilton, she won't be going away in a while.
But the only time we hear about her is when she's going to court for this stuff or getting arrested. She hasn't been in a movie or made a TV appearance in a long time. Thankfully she's not making any more albums. Nobody's paying her to eat a burger on the hood of a car anymore. Maybe she's still shilling her crappy perfume, but that's it. I finished this post totally forgetting about that reality thing with Charlie's ex, LOL. But, really, who is going to watch that shit anyway?
I hate myself for feeling sorry for Paris as she was being attacked by the stalker outside the courthouse.
hundreds of people in my area died today, and this whore is still roaming the streets, upset that she was caught being a bitch.
Where' the damn puppy cam when I need it?
I agree with MK- no one wants to look like this asshole anymore. They are all Kardashian-ing it up instead.
This girl has never told the truth when she opens her mouth. Ever.
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And you, and your sweet desire,
You took me, higher and higher
It's a livin' thing, it's a terrible thing to lose
It's a given thing, what a terrible thing to lose.
Whatever, Paris. We all know that your eyes are the color of diarreah and that your ass belongs on a plate at IHOP.
I haven't even touched on what your insides are like.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Don't hate on Sarah Shahi, she has a point. Imagine a person that has no idea of consequences, and rolls through life thinking someone else will deal with it.
It's obvious this bitch is lying. Look alikes? Come on! NO ONE wants to look like her! That eye. That beak. That eerily tiny head. Nope, no one is striving to look like a fugly, retarded, disease ridden, trashy, nasty anteater whore.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:13pm.
I know it's LA but I'm sure there's only one hideous Pepto colored Bentley and it belongs to this trick.
Or the top selling Mary Kay rep.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Wonky is easily driving her own bus into obscurity, "Huh, what" should easily be her tagline.
She's pretty, yet has no idea wtf is going on.
She's a good example of someone who looked cute while younger but you just knew that gravity would play evil tricks to her face. And no amount of Restalyne or surgery is going to help.
I used to think Paris was cute. But I was 18 at the time. Looking back, I'm ashamed. She looks like a lanky-ass, trailer park-approved Barbie doll that would be sent through the reject pile at Mattel. Of course, dopes invest interest in these famewhores, and as long as there's a market for people who like Paris Hilton, she won't be going away in a while.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 8:32pm.
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick...
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...everybody knows, that a Burrow Owl lives in a hole, in the ground! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL ANYWAY?!?!
(sorry, my mind went there and had a fun little Dead Milkmen seizure)
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE