Afternoon Crumbs

If American Idol was a nipple-baring competition instead of a singing one, Jovany Barreto would totally score 2nd place (1st goes to Gaycrest always) - Towleroad

Posh is obviously only going to the royal wedding for the cake. Duh. - Lainey Gossip

Another day, another set of pictures of Kim Kardashian taking her double down ass to the nail salon. Is death by nail glue inhalation a thing (just say "yes")? - The Superficial

It came from the seaaaaaa in threeeeees - Hollywood Tuna

Double the prune on Newsweek - Celebitchy

If any more talk of the royal wedding will make you gag on your own dry heaves, click to the right! - The Berry

Kristen Stewart modeling one of those hillbilly strapless bikinis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Chinchilla's gotta waddle hard for his (insert the name of whatever's in that tube) - The Daily What

It's Adrien Brody and that girl who could be Justin Bieber if Justin Bieber had a vagina (<--- I set that joke up for you) - Just Jared

My Tia Lupita would like her cleaning house outfit back, RiRi, thankyouverymuch - Popoholic

EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK at Kate Middleton's wedding dress! - The Hairpin

Bradley Cooper trades his beard in for a stache - Popsugar

Gather around, children, Auntie Gloria Allred is going to show you how baseball bat butt sex works - Boston Barstool Sports

Greasy Bear got busted - Popsugar

I think I see the face of Black Jesus or Black Virgin Mary on Akon's knees - Crunk + Disorderly

Miranda Kerr's diet tips don't include getting as much lipo as possible and only licking on frozen lemon seeds - Hollywood Rag

JLo sits and spins - Cityrag

My guess is that Justin Bieber is going to play Marky Mark's third nipple - I'm Not Obsessed

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Submitted by sonne on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:33am.

Loved My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and will be watching the special later. LOL, those girls look so whorey but they're chaste before marriage. Could not wrap my head around that. Like Katie Price/Jordan with morals, bwhahahaha.

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Submitted by TimC on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:30am.

What happened to the grease ball friend of Paris? He almost looks good. Must be starved half to death.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:39pm.

I hate assholes who can only take a picture of themselves by pointing their phone or camera at a mirror. Learn how to work the timer on a camera you stupid shithead, it's not rocket science.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:27pm.

They had a Big Fat Gypsy episode tonight (UK time). I can't wait to watch it. It'll be more interesting than the crapapaloza they'll be airing all day in the UK.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 7:24pm.

Can someone please explain to me the point of Gloria Allred's baseball bat demonstration?

I mean what kind of legal case necessitates a demonstration of anal sex? And how is her demonstration any different from vaginal sex? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, PEOPLE.

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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:08pm.

Haha!! His moobs got sunburned! douche...

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:04pm.

Adrian Brody is is so 2002..but I'd still let him hit it too.

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Submitted by sofster101 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 5:48pm.

The stripes do not flatter her figure. You need to be void of any fat or lumps to pull off that dress.

Submitted by caribbeanchic on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 5:26pm.

Is it cruel for me to say or think that I was hoping they would walk that chinchilla off the edge of that table? I know. My heart is frozen solid :(

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 5:22pm.

I think fake nails are so tacky.

I am blessed and have strong fingernails that grow like weeds, so I have never had to get fake ones.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:54pm.
Maybe I'm mad, but I think ghetto nails are all the colored ones with the designs on them, and fake nails too.
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I agree. There is a chick on the forum who thinks it's hot shit to have like glitter zebra stripes or whatever and I'm just snickering.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 5:14pm.

The Coop was on Graham Norton not too long ago with Liam Neeson, and he was WAAAAAAY too touchy-feely and cuddly. Liam didn't pay much attention to him -- he talked to Graham about the project he's currently working on, the Titans sequel -- but Brad hugged him, sat way too close, kept putting his hands on his shoulders or arm. He might as well have had an "I LOVE YOU, LIAM!" tattooed on his forehead.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 5:09pm.

if that whore chaser Gloria Alred was truly doing an anal sex demonstration, she FAILED...everyone knows it needs to be done with the THICK end of the bat. She needs to check with some of her skank clients and try again.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 5:05pm.

not a fan of the French manicure on the feet.

My sister and I both hate long toenails. My parents both have them, and we practically mutilate our feet trying to keep them short. lol

Submitted by morbo on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:54pm.

Hopefully Coopers 'stache will help camouflage that beak of his. Talk about Hollywood "pecking order"

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:54pm.

@FuckingClassy

I know a bunch HATE the french thing here ESP on the feet! So I never said anything because I was too embarrassed! LOL!
But I don't wear polish on my fingernails (clear, if ever) and I think it looks really nice on toenails. Maybe I'm mad, but I think ghetto nails are all the colored ones with the designs on them, and fake nails too.

I actually thought about how hideous people here think the french pedi is one time when I was getting them done!

I am proudly trashy! I'll give you a mental shout out when I'm getting it done again and I get 'em every 3 weeks!
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Submitted by howdareyou on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:47pm.

I totally do not get the point of Gloria Allred and the baseball bat. WTF???

“It no leave tip and sat on Trang. He dead now. Doctors no fix him. ‘Too squished,’ they say.” lololol

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:13pm.

Offtopic: MK you know I love you but the ads on this site have become OBNOXIOUS. Between the sad cow and the person screaming at me that I won something everytime I come here-- ugh. I'd rather see the E TV ads.

Ontopic: Kim looks pretty and I am ready for the royal wedding to be OVAH.

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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:09pm.

re: long toenails:

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When you want the whole world to know you are uneducated.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:04pm.

Who is that dude? I'd hit, I wouldn't tell anyone about it, but I still would.

How does Kim K. get away with stuffing her feet into heels with her long ass toenails?

I need that Gypsy Wedding show in my life STAT!

Adrian Brody is is so 2002..but I'd still let him hit it too.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 4:04pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:58pm.

My toenails and short and my feet are very well kept but I have a French pedi on them.

I don't care, I think they look clean and crisp and good!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:58pm.

My toenails and short and my feet are very well kept but I have a French pedi on them.

I don't care, I think they look clean and crisp and good!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:50pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 3:04pm.

I hate saying it, but Kim K looks good there....except I detest long toenails!!! I keep mine so short...
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I know, right? Some women look like they're sporting talons or some shit. And the extra tacky ones french manicure their toenails *gag*

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