Thursday, April 28th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Ann-Margaret (70)
Jenna Ushkowitz (25)
Jessica Alba (30)
Nate Richert (33)
Penelope Cruz (37)
Jorge Garcia (38)
Elisabeth Rohm (38)
Bridget Moynahan (40)
Too Short (45)
Kim Gordon (58)
Mary McDonnell (59)
Jay Leno (61)
Paul Guilfoyle (62)
Harper Lee (85)
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Happy BDay to Short Dog!!!
Don't stop, just keep rollin' down hill!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
HB to Harper Lee. I have a signed copy of 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and it's my prized possession. Agreed with everyone who is questioning AM being only 70. My dad is 77 and I'm pretty sure AM is closer to his age than my mom (who is 68). I would peg her at 75, minimum.
"It's Ann-Margret. There's only one "a".
Signed,
Absolutely anal when it comes to spelling people's names because I have a bitch of a name IRL."
No shit. I never knew that. (I say this without any sarcasm).
signed,
A real-life Margaret who cannot believe how many hos don't realize that Margaret is traditionally spelled M-A-R-G-A-R-E-T.
p.s. But whatevs, I'm Irish so I don't know a goddamn thing about how the Swedes roll.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
HB to the real goddess, A-M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoinks, Kitten with a Whip was the Best. Movie. Evar.
I remember AM from the 70s when she fell off the stage in Las Vegas and broke a bunch of shit and had to have her jaws wired shut. HOT SLUT!
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:28am.
team women who eat other women!
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DWM, you're making me hungry.
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that is actually a very cool picture!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
HB to Harper Lee - I didn't know she was still alive.
I remember back in the 1980's, Ann-Margret looked fantastic for her age, because she was the same age as my mother, who would have been 79 this year. HB to Ann-Margret, whatever her age.
A great big fuck you to Jay Leno.
ETA: HB to Hurley! How quickly I forget.
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Wow. And Elvis fucked her. Or she fucked Elvis, whatever.
Happiest of Birfdays you hottie you.
Love this woman! Please, no dirt! *crosses fingers*
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
Thank you Albatross!
Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 8:07am.
Submitted by touched_your_gooch on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:57am.
Does anyone know the name of the film featuring Ann-Margaret from the pic above?
The movie is called The Swinger.
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Estoy muy caliente!
I can still see Ann Margaret sliding on that giant hotdog covered in beans. Hope she has a great day.
HB Too Short!! *watches UBF's video*
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:25am.
if she was young now people would be all over her for being fat.
team women who eat other women!
*Fixed that for you
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
if she was young now people would be all over her for being fat.
team women who eat!
and HB all.
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HBD Jet Set!
Ann-Margaret is only 70? Would have guessed her to be closer to 80.
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if more women these days looked like Ann Margaret, the world would be a much happier place!
meow! kitten with a whip...
happy birthday ann margaret...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Unhappy birthday to Jay Leno, who fucking sucks.
Now that's a luscious gorgeous ginge! HB, Ann-Margret!
MK, it's Ann-Margret because she's Swedish.
fab...
Submitted by touched_your_gooch on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:57am.
Does anyone know the name of the film featuring Ann-Margaret from the pic above?
The movie is called The Swinger.
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"I’m good when I’m alone. I’m comfortable when I’m alone. I can sit and do lots of things all by myself. Sex included."
— Johnny Weir
Happy 70th birthday, Ann-Margaret! Still hot.
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"I’m good when I’m alone. I’m comfortable when I’m alone. I can sit and do lots of things all by myself. Sex included."
— Johnny Weir
HB Ann Margaret (still would!) and Too Short - whoop whoop!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Ann-Margret was the shit. HB to Kitten with a Whip.
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Happy birthday to Stands with a Fist. A lovely, classy woman and actress.
HB to Too Short!
TMZ asked Too Short if he would use the dick pills Warren G is pimpin', he fired back " It's worked so good for so long that when it does stop working I'll probably just sit on porch and tell stories about when it was working!"
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:30am.
OMG RAUL, youre becoming another "schlong" with your sweet sexy words... http://thechive.com/2011/04/21/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-10/2...
Ann was great in Tommy.
Ann-Margaret IS JSimp @70. Hbd to all.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Sadly, Ann would be considered really fat by today's standards. She's at least as big, if not bigger, than Brittney or Jessica Simpson and they get slammed for being fat all the time. :(
Ann-Margret's the shit!! happy b'day to her and every other slut on the list!!
HB to these sluts, especially Harper Lee!
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I feel ancient now. Happy Birthday, Kim Gordon
I looked up Ann-Margret on imdb and came across this photo
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2879882496/nm0000268
This is obviously a must see!!!
Ann-Margaret..I thought that was Amy Adams at first. Ann was a smokin piece back in the day that's for sure.
She's sexy without being so skinny you could play her ribs like a xylophone.
She'll always be Ann-Margrock to me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXCiS2FpmIc
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twerk those stumps!
Submitted by marcusbacus on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:35am.
Ann Margaret is 70 years old since the 70's.
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Yeah, she looked about 70 in Grumpier Old Men, and that was like 15 years ago. Of course, it also could be that she was standing next to Sophia Loren. BAD MOVE!
Anyway, HB to Ann-Margret, Bridget Moynahan and all the bday sluts.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
It's Ann-Margret. There's only one "a".
Signed,
Absolutely anal when it comes to spelling people's names because I have a bitch of a name IRL.
P.S. Remember when Lindsay Lohan was trying to be Ann-Margret? WAY better to copy her than Marilyn Monroe which has been done to death.
Does anyone know the name of the film featuring Ann-Margaret from the pic above?
I'm getting where Christina Milian got her inspiration for her 'Dip it Low' video...
Pick it,
Lick it,
Roll it,
Flick it...
Again... harder... dammit, I'm gonna have to do it myself
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 6:34am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_am82sYFXU
Swedish born Ann-Margaret whips her hair back and forth and frenzy dances into a Golden Globe win for Best Actress and an Academy Award nomination. In the days when those awards meant something! Swish-swish-swish!
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Thanks for sharing TexnDoc! LOVE the clip :D
Cause i have a serious lack of culture (even though i m NOT american ;-)), i m just saying HB to Too Short and enjoy one of his songs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqPHcwdRkc
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I remember seeing Ann Margaret in a lifetime movie when I was a kid. She played a teacher who got her students to kill her husband. It was the Diana Borchardt story I think. Anyway she was about 80 back then and I was like "Wow look at this old woman sluttin it up!" "Are the teenagers suppose to be hitting on an 85 year old?" Now according to the age listed she would have been about 55 in that movie. That's just a God Damn lie! There is no way this woman is only 70. While I applaud her being a hot slut and fucking Elvis is his prime, she really needs to stop lying about her age. If my calculations are correct Ann Margaret is 100 years old today. Happy Birthday, Ann!
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I'd still fuck Keith Richards.
I love this pic a lot :)
Happy Birthday sluts!
Ann Margaret is 70 years old since the 70's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_am82sYFXU
Swedish born Ann-Margaret whips her hair back and forth and frenzy dances into a Golden Globe win for Best Actress and an Academy Award nomination. In the days when those awards meant something! Swish-swish-swish!
Happy Birthday. Swish!
HB to my relevant sluts: PENELOPE CRUZ, PAUL GUILFOYLE, HARPER LEE, KIM GORDON, ANN MARGRET.
Kim Gordon is 58? Jesus, that makes me feel old.