Speaking Of Terrifying Royal Teefs.....
Some people choose to spend their hard-earned cash on neck acne treatment or tooth gloss, but this 29-year-old plumber from Bristol decided to hand over £1,000 for Prince Wills and Kate Middleton "gnasher tats." Barmy Baz Franks' (only a Barmy Baz Franks would do this shit) obsession with the royal wedding led him to a dentist chair where he spent 6 hours getting tiny decals of William & Kate pasted to the front of his chompers. Barmy Baz Franks will spend the next 3 months hearing "Oh, you've got a little royal in your teeth" from people who really want to say "Dumbass."
I just used my credit card to buy my dog a pair of clearance bin bunny ears, so who am I to judge someone on how they should spend their coins? But really? If you're going to turn your built-in Chiclets (or "mouth nails" as my little cousin calls them) into a tribute to our royal teethnesses, you could at least make sure it looks like them! Prince William looks like Sarah Jessica Parker as Black Swan and Kate Middleton looks like Iggy Pop after a root canal.
And does anybody know if this dentist also does royal decals on another part of the body that is pretty much dead and could use a little dressing up with Prince Harry's face? <--- That brings a whole new meaning to "gnasher tats."
Some people just need to be slapped upside the head.
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For only 10p more he could have bought himself a lovely big brown paper bag and done us all a favour.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
How else could he top the Camilla and Charles tat on his taint?
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He doesn't really have the quintessential British teeth now does he?
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watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
Reminds me of the cop that Jim Carrey played in 'Me, Myself and Irene'.
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teeth=stink ...cheerio!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 11:02am.
My SIL got her picture on M&M's for her bridal shower
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 11:15am.
Am I the only one who finds Middleton void of charisma?
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No, you are not.
Am I the only one who finds Middleton void of charisma?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 11:15am.
Am I the only one who finds Middleton void of charisma?
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No, you're not. I find her utterly average and boring.
Why did it take so long to glue a decal?
The quality of the image is about as good as the ones that they put on M&M's. My SIL got her picture on M&M's for her bridal shower (I know, right?) and it was barely discernable as a woman. Photos don't translate well for that shit.
He should have had a clown face tattooed around the carbuncle on his neck. It could have been the nose.
lol...morrissey has thoughts on the royal wedding...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/28/morrissey-blasts-royal-wedding-...
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Oh my God REALLY?!! Come on now. People that go to these lengths astonish me. The most I've ever done if I was really fascinated with something is just read, read, read all about said fascination. I just don't get the expensive painting, marking, shrine building shit.
OFT: charlie m is 100% right about sugar being the #1 culprit with teeth. Plus, people don't floss, and this is critical for gum health. /end PSA
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The Screw-Up Fairy has visited us again...someone get that skank a drink already!!
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rough looking 29
This just in: Royal wedding news continues to make me feel stabby.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:17am.
Don't hate on the green teefers. It means he was pasture fed. All organic, yanno!
Hahaha
A el Honey Badger le vale Madres!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:11am.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:05am.
I can't belive I am saying this, but I hate that my new phone has such good picture quality.. I did not need to see those greenish teefs
A el Honey Badger le vale Madres!!
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:05am.
Hahaha! He better be offering more than just a glimpse at his yellow Chiclets. Maybe a hand job, fish, and chips, too?
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:58am.
How loaded or stupid do you have to be to think tattooing teeth is a good idea
Maybe he is planing on making a living with them.. like a tourist attraction. People are so stupid, I bet he is getting paid for interviews.
you just wasted six hours of your life dude 'cause the first thing I noticed was the pulsating forehead vein like Julia Roberts gets when she's in full hysterical hyena mode.
And once I'm over that I scan down to your mouf and it looks like your front teef are rotted out.
More money than brains.
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You know his back is covered in cysts, too... They rupture when you drag your nails down his back mid-thrust.
blehehehehehehe
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How loaded or stupid do you have to be to think tattooing teeth is a good idea?
Ewwwww
A el Honey Badger le vale Madres!!
this lady I volunteer with is having a party to watch the wedding with TIARAS and a mini wedding cake, mind you she is educated, older, beautiful and speaks french, German, Spanish, Italian, English and reads hieroglyphics. at 5 am!!!
I Am just glad I will be moving tomorrow so no chance of me even having time to look at the tv or even come by Dlisted, :( but at least no royal horses wedding for me
so anyone who doesnt want to watch this crap is more than welcome to come and help me move, my landlady is nuts so drama is guaranteed specially if you are a minority the darker the better,you will make you forget all about the wedding for a few days guarantee.
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Ewww. That boil on his neck looks nast.
if you want to keep your teeth and minimize dental work, there is absolutely nothing more important than totally avoiding obvious sugary substances and brushing twice a day flossing once. you may skate by trough your 20's and 30's with hardly anything, but you will start to feel the sting big time with one root canal after another once you get a little older. at $800 a pop (and that is with insurance) and a crown at another $500 per tooth (with insurance) PER TOOTH. there is a reason why endodontists are doctors. they are drilling way down and severing nerves. it is an expensive procedure that can usually be avoided for much of adulthhood.
How boring does your life have to be....?
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:42am.
They have dentists in England?!
hahaha. Brits are deeper than merely white, shiny gnashers. Plus they have to deal with NHS care.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:49am.
DWM: LOLOLOL IS MY WEBCAM ON!?!?!?!
Yes! Put some pants on or zoom out.. too close! Waaay too close.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
wow, that DOES look like Iggy Pop...
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DWM: LOLOLOL IS MY WEBCAM ON!?!?!?!
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Submitted by Margaret on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:45am.
If you sort of look past how completely bizarre he is, he's not even half bad looking. He looks like Billy Crudup.
Margaret, dear, it's too early in the morning for beer goggles.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:42am.
They have dentists in England?!
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Ahahahahahahahaha!
But I'm sure the question on everyone's lips is, "Is he single?"
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If you sort of look past how completely bizarre he is, he's not even half bad looking. He looks like Billy Crudup.
They have dentists in England?!
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His forehead veins are Angelina's long lost cousins.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:30am.
are "gnasher tats" really a thing?
5 bucks says Snowy is off right know googling clip art images of Rob and Maxsim for her teefs
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
DUDE YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER!
THE WORLD
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:21am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:19am.
Instead of the decals, he should have gone to a doctor and gotten that pulsating boil on his neck lanced.
Oh for fuck's sake EC I did not see that.
*thumps off some sprinkles*
I hope that hurt!
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LOL! I like the pain!
If I have to notice that shit, so should everyone else!
Oooops!
are "gnasher tats" really a thing?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Um..........EW!
His breath would probably kill someone. Goddamn, the entire package and lack of common sense is horrifying.
29??? i would've guessed over 40...
benjamin buttons shit strikes again...
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