Saturday, April 30th 2011

Birthday Sluts

Willie Nelson (78)
Dianna Agron (25)
Kirsten Dunst (29)
Tyler Labine (33)
Amanda Palmer (35)
Johnny Galecki (36)
Jeff Timmons (38)
Adrian Pasdar (46)
Lars Von Trier (55)
Jane Campion (57)
Burt Young (71)
Gary Collins (73)
Cloris Leachman (85)

Posted by: Michael K


Deb's picture

Sweetas, how cool is it that you partied with Willie? What a great story!
Willie also wrote "Three Days", which kd lang covered most awesomely on "Full Torch and Twang".
*smooches & shotguns*

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

agirl's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by agirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:16pm.

I hope Willie Nelson and Cloris Leachman celebrate together with lots of really good weed and sore-the-next-day sexual activity.
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agirl, I'm trying to process that visual. I see bongs and Bengay.

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You are CORRECT! This is also, not coincidentally, how I spent last night, and I wasn't celebratin' a birfday or anthing else!

JD1985's picture

Happy Birthday Willie! You're the best :)

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I'd still fuck Keith Richards.

Goodness, hasn't Willie's look changed over the many, many years. HB Willie (he's probably too stoned to realize it's his B'day).
HB to Johnny Galecki - I believe his birthday celebrations will be highly derivative of some alredy held in Holland. :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel

kokoskitten's picture

It seems like Cloris has been 85 for the past 20 years or so....and of course HB to Willie....I love his version of Always on My Mind!!

Snideychick sez:

I guessed Crash Corrigan from the 1930s series. Oh well.....HB Willie!

ProfessorVP's picture

The nonosecond I saw Willie's pic, I thought, "Chris Kattan."

Wanted's picture

i'd hit it.

DianaDeath's picture

YES! Awesome photo, I tried to guess who it was and failed. Happy bday to Willie!

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islandgirl's picture

Submitted by agirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 2:16pm.

I hope Willie Nelson and Cloris Leachman celebrate together with lots of really good weed and sore-the-next-day sexual activity.
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agirl, I'm trying to process that visual. I see bongs and Bengay.

http://www.mordantorange.com/images/comics/misc/bengay.gif

http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/review57859/Marijuana-not...

ScarfnBarf's picture

Wilie looks like Chris Kattan.

agirl's picture

I hope Willie Nelson and Cloris Leachman celebrate together with lots of really good weed and sore-the-next-day sexual activity.

GIT IT

mike's picture

I've always thought Jane Campion was just the most perfect name.

Aphid's picture

Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:54am.

HB to the ultimate outlaw Willie!! Love him so...one of the most talented song writers and musicians of all time!! Yes Deb, he wrote Crazy and I love you even more for knowing that.

True story: in my early 20s, a friend dropped a sack by my house and was rushing off. I said "what's the hurry?" He said "I have to make a delivery to Willie Nelson!!" So Willie and I for one moment in time were toking up the same stuff. *sparks up a big fattie in Willie's honor*
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Happy Birthday Willie!

i love willie. Not a country music fan at all but he is immensely talented.

And Kiki is in a Lars Von Trier movie I think.. with alex scaarsgard - looks interesting it's coming out soon. Cannot wait to see..

Miss Thang's picture

Wow, our faces change so much in life. Aging really sucks :(

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Defined1's picture

Happy birthday to Kirsten and Cloris.

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It's not that serious.

Sweetas's picture

HB to the ultimate outlaw Willie!! Love him so...one of the most talented song writers and musicians of all time!! Yes Deb, he wrote Crazy and I love you even more for knowing that.

True story: in my early 20s, a friend dropped a sack by my house and was rushing off. I said "what's the hurry?" He said "I have to make a delivery to Willie Nelson!!" So Willie and I for one moment in time were toking up the same stuff. *sparks up a big fattie in Willie's honor*

precociousmagpie's picture

What's the worst thing you can hear while you're blowing Willie Nelson?

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"I'm not Willie Nelson."

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HB, Willie, and Johnny Galecki, too. Love him.

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booze-free baby shower (THE WORST!!!!)

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Willie Nelson! I love that Keith Effin' Richards jokingly said regarding Willie's love for weed, "At least I wait ten minutes after I get up to smoke it". Willie wrote "Crazy" for Patsy Cline.
Happy Birthday to Cloris Leachman! An amazingly funny and fearless actress.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

imcuteifyouredrunk's picture

tyler labine is 33 twice in a row. hes such a cute chubster <3

salacious's picture

HB to everybody. Amanda Palmer is crazy bitch -I love Evelyn Evelyn.

Von Trier and Dunst have a movie coming out this year. Is anybody else looking forward to it?

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

megank's picture

Jill Clayburgh's dead.

Vern's picture

Who knew our man Willie was a leather daddy?

*chanting as always*

I tried to guess who the photo was before scrolling down to the names, and I guessed Willie as David Duchovny.

HB to Willie, Adrian Pasdar, MawMaw Leachman, and Johnny Galecki.

I think Von Trier is sexist and delusional, but since I've never not finished watching one of his movies, I'll give him a B out of an HB.

Have a drink on me, Gary Collins.

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cripbabe's picture

sorry to tell you this, but Jill doesn't get that 67 - she died last year!

parissucksliterally's picture

Cloris!!! Happy Birthday, you crazy lady.

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I don't want to be the sweeper of the eggshells that you walk upon
I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
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Raul Duke's picture

HB to the Red Headed Stranger!

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:30am.
OMG RAUL, youre becoming another "schlong" with your sweet sexy words... http://thechive.com/2011/04/21/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-10/2...

Someone named "Labine" has been 33 at least 3X this week. His ass must be sore (from all the spanks, pervs). He must get called "lapin" or "labia" a lot.

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

I think Jill Clayburgh died last year.

I wish Jill Clayburgh were celebrating another year. Sadly, she passed last year.