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I think he dress is much too simple, Grace KEllyesque? but Kelly's is still more glamorous than Kate's and that's a 50 year old dress. Diana looked regal she glided down the aisle. However, I don't think people give Fergie enough credit her dress was stunning! Like it more than Diana's and Kate's,and Fergie and Andrew looked so happy!!

This ho gets the gold digger crown quite literally.

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Princess Diana looked far more beautiful on her wedding day. But I wish the newlyweds all the best. Now I hope everyone can stop talking about them so damn much after today.

vegaschick, some call it demureness, but I always thought Diana was sad in a mentally ill sort of way. I think they both knew it wasn't a love match, and he did not help her issues of self-loathing. If you're in love with someone, even if it's just infatuation, you think the sun rises and sets on their very name, and you're not about to forget how to say it.

Wills and Kate should have invited Audrina Patridge to the wedding. Everyone sees a whisper of Diana ( who eyes were perpetually staring at her own eyebrows) in her when she stares at the ceiling always, especially when she gives hand jobs.

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:39am.

True! Chelsy's suit did not fit and looked amateurishly made. I don't think I would want anything from that designer.

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Diana had to stare at her eyebrows because she wouldn't hold her damn head up
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vegaschick, some call it demureness, but I always thought Diana was sad in a mentally ill sort of way. I think they both knew it wasn't a love match, and he did not help her issues of self-loathing. If you're in love with someone, even if it's just infatuation, you think the sun rises and sets on their very name, and you're not about to forget how to say it.
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If she doesn't produce an heir within a year the press will tear her apart and call her 'No-baby Katie' or some other stupid rhymey name.

Also, Pippa def wants PHG, but he ain't having it.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

I don't know if that girl is a Goya baby or a Firestarter...

Whack that fuckin' queen and take that damn crown!

Kate (to me) was giving off a Celine Dion vibe in the face area today.

They should have invited Dreamboat, the old rag and Wino. That would have been a party!

YES, I was about to post this on the OP when MK beat me to it. I think that little girl sums up half of what America thinks of this mess!

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You guys have to check out the photo on TMZ. It looks like Kate is giving Wills a blow job on the balcony.

MK, how is it that you have not commented on the Archbishop of Canterbury's magnificent eyebrows?? They were all I could focus on during the ceremony.

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I dunno - I can't hate on the happy couple at all. Imagine walking down that isle, saying your vows and kissing your new hubby in front of thousands of people. They pulled it off better than most. I would have broke out in a mad sweat - tripped coming down the isle, forgotten half the words. And she had to be completely sober to boot - not even allowed the slightest of buzzes. If it would have been me it would have been an ugly scene. They'd be replaying the hell out of it on Comedy Central as we speak.

I do remember with his mom got married - folks cracked on her hard because she got Prince Charles name wrong during the vows.

I do have a question for those of you who have bit the dust - i.e. got married. Do they still say 'pronounce you MAN and WIFE.' I thought they had changed that to "HUSBAND" and "WIFE."

Just curious.

I think Kate's lack of "it" factor has a lot to do with her somewhat mousy appearance. Diana had the huge blue eyes, the peaches and cream complexion and the demureness.

I think we D Listers need to get a hold of Kate and "Americanize" her. Since we're strictly a class act we'll limit it to the spray tan, highlights for the ashy brown hair, botox around the eyes, lip filler, acrylic nails and a much needed brow shape/trim. I'll be a good sport and spring for the nail salon, Kate is too good for the Lee press it's.

That flower girl reminds me so much of my own 5 year old when she doesn't want something. Same pissy little frown. Cracked me right up.

I'm at work so I didn't watch any stuff but seeing pics, wonder why they chose white (or is it white?) for Pippa and the flower girls? Love her dress and Also Kate's dress, figured she'd go strapless but maybe that's too "sexy" for the royals.

Found a pic of Chelsy. WTF? This girl is a gazillionaire. Her suit looks like the outfits my hairdresser cousin used to design and make for herself. The report with the picture says that Chelsea's friends recommended the designer. Those bitches!.

She used to have a banging body, but she has since gotten bigger (well, for the celebrity attuned eye). When she was shopping with Kate she looked 20-30 lbs overweight. And she was wearing Keds! Keds! I think she is more of a wild child as opposed to fashionista, like a royal version of Britney Spears.

And why the fuck did Kate do her own hair and makeup? Her parents already spent $160,000 on the wedding including the 50 K dress and 10K earings.
Can Kate just stop fronting on this shit?
She is a priveleged woman who has no career to speak of. She got that job as an accessories buyer only because the royal family asked her too, and even that was temporary.

But whatever, I am hating. I wish I could marry a rich guy.

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

Aw, okay, I'm not freaking out over this whole wedding thing, but Kate looks SO PRETTY. I love what she wore and she just looks lovely and romantic. Can't hate.

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Both their kisses were so fucking awkward.

What cowjam said.

"not so fast tom ryan..."

Found a pic of Chelsy. WTF? This girl is a gazillionaire. Her suit looks like the outfits my hairdresser cousin used to design and make for herself. The report with the picture says that Chelsy's friends recommended the designer. Those bitches!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:44am.
Princess Beatrice's hat has it's own FB page.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Princess-Beatrices-ridiculous-Royal-Weddi...

I just posted there and got 6 likes in about 15 seconds. EVERYONE is on that shit. People are strange.

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:57am.

I think Prince Hot Ginge should find a stripper he likes and announce he's getting married next Friday.

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Agreed!

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I agree that this royal wedding stuff is OVERBOARD!!

EVERY site has several posts in a row...even Dlisted! *cries*

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Damn! I watched BBC and CNN all morning and did not see Chelsy!!! And no Chelsy pictures on DListed! MK, how could you? And that Pippa ho should be Hot Slut for hijacking PHG and upstaging the bride.

*wanders off to google "Chelsy+wedding"*

I think Prince Hot Ginge should find a stripper he likes and announce he's getting married next Friday.

Bea and Eugenie are the pantomime ugly sisters

Okay, now I'm getting violent inside. Every damn website/radio station/water cooler chatter is in fucking overdrive with this. ENOUGH!

*walks into broom closet with flask for the next two hours*

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Athina - a wedding is no place for a child.

I remember, at 9 when my parents got married, I was their flower girl.

I hated every fucking milisecond of that mess. I did NOT want to be there, nor did I want to be in that hideous dress, or wear that stupid flowered halo thing.

It was pure torture.

Till feast time and I went around to each table and drank what was left out of everyone's champagne glasses.

(Didn't know what it was then)

GOOD TIMES!

Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:32am.

I agree with every word. Beautiful dress, etc. but these two have all the charisma of wallpaper paste.

Also, Prince Hot Ginge is the hot one in that family. Wills looks like he was hit in the face with a shovel.

This kid was miserable during the carriage ride to the Palace. Prince Hot Ginge was across from her trying to get her to smile but she wasn't having it.

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:44am.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Princess-Beatrices-ridiculous-Royal-Weddi...

LOL! The comments are hysterical. "It's like an octopus in attack mode."

Bea and Eugenie are like those cousins you HAVE to invite to your wedding just to shut up the rest of your family even though you hate to publicly admit you are related to them.

The Mirror link has a second, cuter pic of the group, with two other, smiling bridesmaids. The little girl is William's god-daughter.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:44am.

Princess Beatrice's hat has it's own FB page.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Princess-Beatrices-ridiculous-Royal-Weddi...
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Oh my fucking God.

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Princess Beatrice's hat has it's own FB page.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Princess-Beatrices-ridiculous-Royal-Weddi...

MK, you totally have to RUN with this shit from TMZ:

"In addition to the dukedom, William also became the Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus, which means Kate will become the Countess of Strathearn and Baroness Carrickfergus."

What???? He is the Bacon of Carrifuckus and she's a Cuntess Carrifukus? Bahhahahaha

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LMAO

You spoke the evil words from my heart.

See, anti- huge, spotlight wedding person here. Elopement for me w/ a drunk as a witness. I'm sure I will trip, have food in my teeth and/or burp/fart combo and I don't need bitches there witnessing that shit.

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@ M.E., LMAO about using toddlers in weddings. So true. Adults love the "awwwwww so cute" factor, but every toddler I've ever seen in any wedding hated every single second of it. I had a strict No Toddler rule at my wedding. My flower girl was 8, and she was enough of a drama queen.

I admit..I woke up (I had to pee) early and watched this mess. It wasn't that bad, even caught myself getting goosebumps a few times. This wedding had and will have nothing on Diana's. Diana had this natural poise and grace about her..this chick's dress was beautiful, but she was still boring as a bowl of oatmeal. She seemed stiff and I'm pretty sure I saw her mouth the the words "Hi Haters" as she was being driven to the palace lol. And was it just me, but did William seem to lose even more hair before the wedding?! Dude is 28 years old and has the hair follicles of a 50 year old man. I can't.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:13am.

*hands Cattitude ticket for bus to hell*

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I've had first class tickets for a long time now. ;)

I am happy for them. and wish them well.

Just stop talking about it now.

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