GIVE US TONGUE! GIVE US TONGUE!
In case you missed it (and you probably did since it lasted about as long as one of Gary Busey's train of thoughts), here's Princess William and Kate Middleton's first mouth kiss as married bitches! No lie. I took a long blink and missed the whole thing! I've kissed crackhead homeless men with lips covered in a field of warts longer than that (it was the late 90s). See what I mean:
With chompers like that, Prince William should've nibbled at her lips, slipped her the tongue hugged her nostrils with his, etc.. etc... You know, given her the Hot Ginge. But instead they gave each other a kiss that was about as sexy as Prince Phillip's nap snorts. Maybe Prince William wanted to get it over with so he could get inside before the extra wide skin meteor on top of his head burned.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 8:26am.
Did anyone else notice that when they were in the carriage and going from the Abbey to Buckingham Palace, he would salute the troops (or whoever) and she would look down and not wave or make eye contact until he finished? I'm sure there's some sort of significance/protocol to it.
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I'm guessing it has to do with him being a royal and her not being one, as in, he's "boss" of the troops since he is the Prince of Something, and she's just his ball and chain.
I actually prefer this; I always find it annoying the way the First Lady (any FL) waves and sucks up all the attention while riding in the motorcade with the president. What the fuck did YOU ever do, bitch? You're just along for the ride and spending our tax dollars on unnecessary territorial pissing (redecorating the White House). Exceptions: Rosalyn Carter, maybe Dolly Madison or some shit.
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Submitted by sushi on Sat, 04/30/2011 - 7:54am.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:32pm.
Wow. Who said anything about mutilating her face? There are a ton of things you can do to soften wrinkles without going under the knife. But go right ahead, I see I struck a nerve with you so you're all indignant now. You sound wrinkly.
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You realize that mutilate also means to "alter radically" so perhaps the original poster wasn't suggesting your were meaning going under the knife.
In my opinion, when an under 30 year-old starts fucking with their face using fillers, they tend to start looking like 50 year olds with their faces all plumped up. See Megan Fox.
I just don't know how you can nitpick someone who is naturally beautiful. You sound not naturally beautiful.
That was HOT!
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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Did anyone else notice that when they were in the carriage and going from the Abbey to Buckingham Palace, he would salute the troops (or whoever) and she would look down and not wave or make eye contact until he finished? I'm sure there's some sort of significance/protocol to it.
Probably like their wedding night. :)
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:35am.
Wait a minute...William didn't look at her walking down the aisle? Is that some stupid royal thing?
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Got this off Yahoo:
Why didn't Prince William watch his bride walk down the aisle?
Tradition. The groom is the last person to see the bride, and can only do so after she has completed the long walk down the aisle and is at his side. Since the aisle at Westminster Abbey is about 300-feet long, he had at least a four-minute wait at the altar.
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Well, I am not sure where Yahoo got their info, but BBC and other channels said it was his choice not to see his bride because he wanted to be surprised by her dress and not see her until she was by his side.
Submitted by WinnieT on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:00am.
Lol, it makes me laugh when people say to 'just not watch it' or 'ignore it'. I'd LOVE to but when it's plastered all over facebook, twitter, blogs, friends going on about it and just about every (reasonable) channel going covering it for the whole fucking day, it's kind of hard to just 'ignore it'.
I have so far managed to ignore the hype but today I just gave him. My thoughts? It was boring, perhaps if it hadn't been advertised as the second coming, I would have enjoyed it more.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:32pm.
Wow. Who said anything about mutilating her face? There are a ton of things you can do to soften wrinkles without going under the knife. But go right ahead, I see I struck a nerve with you so you're all indignant now. You sound wrinkly.
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You realize that mutilate also means to "alter radically" so perhaps the original poster wasn't suggesting your were meaning going under the knife.
In my opinion, when an under 30 year-old starts fucking with their face using fillers, they tend to start looking like 50 year olds with their faces all plumped up. See Megan Fox.
I just don't know how you can nitpick someone who is naturally beautiful. You sound not naturally beautiful.
Submitted by Fancy Malone on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:56pm.
My mind is in the gutter. As soon as I read the word "Mountie", I thought of something I read about Patsy Cline. On her first trip to Canada, she saw a Mountie and said "I'm going to fuck his boots off."
The only question is, can Will and Kate live up to Stoney's perfect, eye-wrinkle-free Royal Canadian Wedding?!? Princess Stoney is marrying her Mountie, y'all!! I bet Kate will just rip her crow's feet off and scream at the ocean with jealousy when she sees the pictures all over the news!
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Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
They make a nice couple.
My thesis is complete!
She looked stunning ... dress, hair,make up.... wrinkles and all !
They look genuinely happy - unlike his mother and father on their wedding day.
p.s. anyone that has to pick at her flaws , is just a nitpicker ... she is a very pretty girl and looked like a true princess ... how can you try and find fault with her? LAME. Look in your own mirror.
Her dress was pretty. It looked like J-Lo's dress from her second(?) wedding.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
They are going to get freaky tonight.
My thesis is complete!
Submitted by over here on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 1:05pm.
And you ALWAYS sound like a spoiled nasty self righteous brat.
Funny how that can apply to every last motherfucker in here. Moi inclus! -- That's French!
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Y-O-U-'-R-E
Hope you have a great day, too!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I agree about women with flabby arms should not wear sleeveless or strapless dresses!
Even skinny fat women.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:32pm.
And you ALWAYS sound like a spoiled nasty self righteous brat.
Enjoy the temper tantrum your going to throw, i wont be reading it.
everybody was guessing who what when how.
but i knew she was gonna wear mcqueen.
she wouldnt have gone dior, cuz its french, vera cuz american, or armani or versace.
this wedding was and all british affair, so the only choices were vivienne westwood or mcqueen.
and since mcqueen died, this was a way to honour his memory,even though he didnt design it.
The BH didn't look at me walk down the aisle, but again, he also was looking at the pastor when reciting his vows.
DUMBASS!
Submitted by Night Owl on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 7:56am.
I liked her dress, except the hard nips were a little offputting. I get tired of seeing all the strapless wedding gowns on people who should not be wearing them (flabby arms) and too much boobage hanging out. Her dress was tasteful and pretty.
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When she arrived at the church, I thought those were hard nips too, but upon closer inspection (yeah, I paused the TV and studied her boobage), it wasn't nips but slight puckering from the end of the seam. Sometimes that happens in that style of bodice.
I was happy to see the full sleeves. I miss that look...most brides nowadays are wearing strapless shit whether it suits them or no. The skinny minnies look like their dress is ready to fall off and the fat chicks have WAY too much on display. Ivanka Trump had half sleeves on her dress and I thought she looked much better than Chelsea Clinton who went the bony strapless route. Blah!
Whoa. What just happened?
LOL!
And not for nuthin' I've found the best way to avoid wrinkles is to get good and fat. But the best way to get MORE wrinkles is to lose that weight. It's your ass or your face, girls!
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Wow. Who said anything about mutilating her face? There are a ton of things you can do to soften wrinkles without going under the knife. But go right ahead, I see I struck a nerve with you so you're all indignant now. You sound wrinkly.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 12:08pm.
Liked the dress but a bit boring. Thought they both looked great and seemed really happy.
No way is PHG the son of Chuck, he is Hewitt's all the day. Diana knew it, which is why she infamously threw herself down the stairs when pregnant with him. Desperate to "miscarry". I think they all know he's not a real Windsor but will never admit it.
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I have to disagree...PHG has the traditional Spencer ginge going on, but his close set, beady eyes are EXACTLY like Charles, especially when you see Charles' childhood photos.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:35am.
Wait a minute...William didn't look at her walking down the aisle? Is that some stupid royal thing?
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Got this off Yahoo:
Why didn't Prince William watch his bride walk down the aisle?
Tradition. The groom is the last person to see the bride, and can only do so after she has completed the long walk down the aisle and is at his side. Since the aisle at Westminster Abbey is about 300-feet long, he had at least a four-minute wait at the altar.
Liked the dress but a bit boring. Thought they both looked great and seemed really happy.
No way is PHG the son of Chuck, he is Hewitt's all the day. Diana knew it, which is why she infamously threw herself down the stairs when pregnant with him. Desperate to "miscarry". I think they all know he's not a real Windsor but will never admit it.
PHG and Hewitt are identical and both Di and he admitted to an affair. They claim it wasn;t at the time she got knocked up with the ginge but I don't believe it.
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Why didn't people Tivo this shit and watch it later?
I did like Waity Katey's dress.
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Why didn't people Tivo this shit and watch it later?
I did like Waity Katey's dress.
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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 11:03am.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:26am.
Carolyn remains one of my all-time favorite brides. It was the simplicity of that dress combined with the unexpected that made it special.
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Maybe so, but her six-inch heels clomping through the sand on the beach made her look like a vainglorious idiot.
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Eh, I just can't criticize Carolyn. She was and always will be my #1 style icon. She had something special that no one can duplicate. Hey, they were Manolos and she had to get some use out of them! ;P
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Ha! Well, I suppose exceptions must be made.
And I owe her a huge debt of gratitude for popularizing lank, stick-straight blonde hair.
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:52am.
I think it's endearing she did her own make-up and hair.
I think she's just stunning. Her smile and dimple is just beautiful and she seems like a sweet person.
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Me too. I'm puzzled by all the criticism, but I haven't been following the whole "drama" of the past decade.
I think she and Willie look far happier and more alive than Diana and Chols ever did. Did that guy even crack a smile back then? Like, EVER? These two look sincerely delighted. And what are they gonna do, slobber all over each other? They're British, ffs. Besides, I hate it when couples do that at weddings. Save it for later, you pigs.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:26am.
Carolyn remains one of my all-time favorite brides. It was the simplicity of that dress combined with the unexpected that made it special.
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Maybe so, but her six-inch heels clomping through the sand on the beach made her look like a vainglorious idiot.
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Eh, I just can't criticize Carolyn. She was and always will be my #1 style icon. She had something special that no one can duplicate. Hey, they were Manolos and she had to get some use out of them! ;P
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:47am.
No you guys don't understand when I smile it looks like I have been binge drinking and havn't slept for 5 days lol it's ridiculous.
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I hear ya, heredity sucks sometimes. It i dont use cover up i look like someone punched the daylights out of both my eyes. Your a pug and im a racoon. :)
I think it's endearing she did her own make-up and hair.
I think she's just stunning. Her smile and dimple is just beautiful and she seems like a sweet person. Diana always struck me as a loon frankly.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:27am.
I have tons of wrinkles around my eye and I am 24! Livingsocial had a deal today for 50% off botox..I had to force myself not to buy it.
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It's your breed! Pugs naturally have wrinkles!
But anyway, please tell me you use sunscreen, young lady. If not, START TODAY. And use retinol, as mentioned. It works. You're way too young for Botox!
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No you guys don't understand when I smile it looks like I have been binge drinking and havn't slept for 5 days lol it's ridiculous.
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:26am.
Carolyn remains one of my all-time favorite brides. It was the simplicity of that dress combined with the unexpected that made it special.
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Maybe so, but her six-inch heels clomping through the sand on the beach made her look like a vainglorious idiot. Too bad she didn't go barefoot or something, especially since she was already tall. Her detractors had a field day with that blunder. (A friend of mine attended the thing and told me all the juicy bits.)
I do agree, though, more brides should go simple, instead of all the puffy sleeves and blue-white polyester lace.
*cues up Liz Phair's "Polyester Bride"*
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Crows feet are smile lines. I like them because they show happiness!
Now the "11's" between your eyebrows make you look like an angry motherfucker. Those should get fixed if you have them.
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Mrs G, you're a bebe! PS I saw the same living social deal and I'm tempted too, LOL
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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Mrs. Gosling, if you're going to do it, def. don't go to just anyone. Do your research and find someone who is highly qualified. You'll pay a lot, but the results will be worth it.
I've had it a few times in my forehead and my doc was very careful to still leave some room for me to raise my eyebrows like a normal person. He was a real find.
You may be able to lessen the lines with a retinol-based eye cream though. Just something to consider.
I have tons of wrinkles around my eye and I am 24! Livingsocial had a deal today for 50% off botox..I had to force myself not to buy it.
NO EC I hate them. Just sayin.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 10:16am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:06am.
I want to beat the shit out of both Babs Walters AND Diane Sawyer for their stupid, lame, inane, trite, ridiculous commentary throughout the entire wedding and after. How they are anchors/reporters is beyond me.
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/039/101/original/Asinine-America-HATE...
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You must be a fan?
Anyway, I am MUCH fatter than that.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:06am.
I want to beat the shit out of both Babs Walters AND Diane Sawyer for their stupid, lame, inane, trite, ridiculous commentary throughout the entire wedding and after. How they are anchors/reporters is beyond me.
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/039/101/original/Asinine-America-HATE...
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Good show! Congratulations Kids, live long and be happy.
I like the name Pippa
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Yeah, I am tired of seeing waxy looking, motionless faces, all "toxed" up.
Exactly, sushi. If she had some Botox or something, everyone would be yelling about how plastic she looks. You can't win. (Off-topic, I do believe you can get Botox and have it be so subtle that it's barely detectable. Requires a good doctor, though.)
If anything, what makes her look older is the thick black liner on the bottom lid. Do away with that and her eyes would look more awake and refreshed. Not hating; she is a very pretty girl. Makeup for special events is very hard to get right. Camera flashes do strange things to makeup.
I agree aboput the makeup. She should have gotten a make up artist because you can do your own make up really well for any occasion, but here we are talking photos, tv, is not going to look like it does on real life, you need a little extra
Submitted by over here on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:26am.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:54am.
I can't believe this chick has so many wrinkles around her eyes already at 29. Being in the world spotlight you would think she would have gotten them fixed.
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Maybe she doesnt feel the need to mutilate her face to impress you? Maybe she's actually happy with herself and her day marrying someone she loves. Go figure
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Agreed. I'd much rather see lines at 29 then a Megan Fox embalmed face.
Submitted by tasty dish on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 9:10am.
i liked the dress the first time i saw it - when it was on Princess Grace.
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Haha. ITA.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/29/2011 - 8:54am.
I can't believe this chick has so many wrinkles around her eyes already at 29. Being in the world spotlight you would think she would have gotten them fixed.
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Maybe she doesnt feel the need to mutilate her face to impress you? Maybe she's actually happy with herself and her day marrying someone she loves. Go figure.
I overslept, but I like the dress. Pippa looks like she could be Kate's wild older auntie. Best of luck to them.
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