Hot Slut Of The Day!
Amanda Miller, the receptionist and hardest working person on Celebrity Apprentice!
Some of the headlines early this morning asked the question: Where were you when World Hide and Seek champion Osama Bin Laden was killed by a gayelle ginger soldier named Crystal (this was TOTALLY the work of a gayelle ginger soldier named Crystal)? Well, I was just in the middle of pen writing a passionate letter asking the Trump Organization to release their prisoner Amanda the receptionist from behind that desk. Seriously, every episode, there's Amanda sitting behind that desk scribbling out whatever into a paper notebook while patiently awaiting to give her one line: "Mr. Trump will see you now."
What is Amanda writing in that notebook every week? Obviously she's calmly writing "HELP ME" in Morse code and hoping that one day one of the contestants will actually make eye contact with her and read the pain in her eyes. But they never do! They have no idea that behind that desk, there's a solid gold chain that's wrapped around Amanda's ankle and keeping her from fleeing when the mutant cat on Trump's head comes around to nibble at her lobes. Bitch is obviously there against her own will, because who on this planet would agree to sit at a table with only a pen and paper?! Most prisoners on death fucking row get more than that.
FREE AMAAAAAAANDA (or at least give her a laptop with Free Cell on it or some shit)!!!!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 10:10am.
Let's see at 10:30...BJ Donald
11:30...dildo for Ivanka
12:00-1:00 LUNCH
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"File The Donald's hair under 'P' for 'possum weave'. "
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel
Am I hopelessly out of touch, or do secretaries get to show their titties nowdays?
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I am beyond hoffified
LMFAO. I totally thought of this when I watched it the other day. I was like "I love how she pretends to fake write after."
Hope got the axe and as an added surprise Detective Latoya walked in, actually her bolt-ons came in first, dang those things are huge, and sat with the mens. The look on Star's face was priceless.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
I bet she lets The Donald stick the tip in whenever Melania gets frigid...which is always!
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Let's see at 10:30...BJ Donald
11:30...dildo for Ivanka
12:00-1:00 LUNCH
years ago I was a receptionist in a law firm the The Donald used to visit, what an ass, he always came after normal business hours so I'd have to stay late and he always had some floozy on his arm.
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Norwaygirl: Thanks for the awesome screen cap! You know lots of media outlets will be happy to receive that, right?
Mr. Hekki calls me a "deather" because I was skeptical about the burial at sea. (Still doesn't sit right with me.)
stoney: it got cut off by Obama anyway. I can't get a straight answer out of anyone!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Yall suck. I still have the show on my DVR!! :P
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
so Hope was fired not Ne ne?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Oh you know Obama cut into The Apprentice right before Hope was fired because of the birth certificate issue. He could've waited until after it was over! We listened to the news for like 30 minutes before his ass came on. Booooo.
this chick is soooo useless! there's no way she actually works as an assistant, i believe she is a paid "model/actress" for show purposes only!
I just did a huge Celeb Apprentice run and I am totally with you on this one. His assistants have always been generally too skinny and skanky lookin'. I like Amanda. she always looks up and says with her eyes: Are you gonna say "bye" to me *cutepout*?
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Smug bitch. She reminds me of every haughty, can't-be-bothered-with-you receptionist at every high end law firm I've interviwed with. Bitch, you're a receptionist!
I love her uncomfortable smiles, her eyes speak of unfathomable pain.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Best gig in town (next to Vana of course)
I switched over to the canadian channel that carries it when the breaking news so very rudely interrupted me, so I got to see who got their walking papers .. and other shit ;)
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i have always wondered what in hell she writes on that notepad...is not like she is even taking a message at that point...but maybe she is taking notes for Trump to let him know how the elevator scenes play out and who hugged who, or if there was some altercation...either that or she is writing a vicious expose about the Trumps...one can only dream...and broke ass Trump can't even have a computer on her desk? Bitch could at least be surfing the web and reading Dlisted while she waits for her close up so that she can see that she is a HOT SLUT now.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:50am.
Was The Apprentice even on last night? I fell asleep waiting for it.
YES! And in the eastern and central time zones, NBC cut in to the last 15 minutes of the show. So we didn't get to see who was cut.
I think she looks like Ivanka. She is probably some Trump cousin they had to give a job to.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Sometimes I think she is doing a particularly difficult sudoku. Other times I think she is doodling little hearts with arrows through them and writing 'Amanda-Miller-Trump' to see how it looks.
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Norway's biggest newspaper had this headline on their website today:
Obama Bin Laden is dead!
It was quickly corrected, but I got a screencap:
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Congratulations to USA, who know what they do, and do it well.
has the donald made an attempt to bang this chick, yet?
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Any time I've ever worked as a receptionist, they'd give me a shit-ton of work to do (stuffing envelopes, ordering office supplies, data entry, making lunch reservations, etc.) . Only if you're temping do you get to sit there reading magazines.
Back in 1990, I had a receptionist job where practically everyone smoked in the office and it was a huuuuuge loft space and people just smoked at their desks because the smoke just drifted up to the 25' ceiling. I would have to stub out my cig if someone came to the door, but otherwise, I was allowed to smoke at my desk! Those were the days...
ahahahahaha ..... love this post.
Do you think she has gold tampons?
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What's up, douchebag?
ubmitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 7:48am.
"I must not chew gum in the board room. I must not chew gum in the board room. I must not chew gum in the board room."
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ahahahahahahaha
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Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Was The Apprentice even on last night? I fell asleep waiting for it.
"I must not chew gum in the board room. I must not chew gum in the board room. I must not chew gum in the board room."
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Amanda's furiously writing script, trying to figure out how she can possibly squeeze out more than one sentence so she can get paid more than scale.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I just realized she has gold pens, gold scissors and perma bitchface.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
WHO?!
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This post!!! L.O.L. & they finally nailed that bastard. Standing O!!!!
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In that picture she looks like she's trying to avoid making eye contact with The Donald's hairline (Would that that were possible).