Making Miley Cyrus Proud!
It seems like it was just yesterday when proud virgin Jordin Sparks was flashing her purity ring and preaching about how not every single person out there wants to be a big slut (I resemble that comment!). And now here's a skinnier version of Jordin Sparks busting out moves that can only be taught at Miley Cyrus' Bathroom Mirror Modeling School (Tagline: "Train to be a bathroom mirror slut or just look like one!").
Judging by this photographic dissertation Jordin Tweeted yesterday, you can tell she majored in Sessypoutlips and minored in Ricochetflasheyes. You can almost hear her professors, Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Moore, putting down their camera phones to give it up for Jordin for completing her thesis.
For a graduation gift, I will melt down Jordin's purity ring, mold it into the words "Fat Virgin No More" and attach it to a belly ring she can wear for her next bathroom mirror pictorial!
via HuffPo
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i think she looks good...if u google old images of her she was still cute and chubby...now not so much she has a tummy but thats going to happen with the amount of weight she has lost...she is young so the whole posting pictures on the net makes sense...from demi moore not so much...she may sound like a hypocrite but so what she was young i wouldnt mind if my daughter was all about the purity ring at 16 and if she is 21 now who cares...i say once my kid turns 18 without getting knocked up i win a parent award now if they make it to 21 with out getting knocked up and one year of college then i get extra brownie points now if they graduate i get a whole cake and get to eat it too :)
Coconut oil is good for you? Then everybody in Kerala should be skinny.
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forget the fact that her bottom doesn't match her top(i'm not the one for fashion advice)... look past the idea of her belly(nothin' wrong with a 'lil tummy).... aside from the bulldog look on her face.... where did she purchase the light saber that she's firing up in this pic?... George Lucas is gonna sue!! HA!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
How do we know this is her anyway??
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Submitted by electrique on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:43pm.
You are welcome...:) I might be bitter because my sex friend is leaving Saturday. Bummer.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:34pm.
I see what you are saying...homegirl I just spoke of IS insecure. Her entire life is focused on how many dudes she can nail. And it's weird to me, but she only gets it when she goes out and drinks, she's never sober when she meets these guys (which another, scarier problem). Idk, maybe I'm more of a prude than I realize. I don't care about people having random sex, but bragging about it seems uber tacky to me.
Maybe I just need to get laid more.:)
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Aww, well then that's just sad. Sex doesn't give you self esteem. Or at least lasting self esteem. You're not a prude if you don't like people bragging about sex. It can become tiresome at times. I only tell stories about my sexual exploits and I only want to hear about my friends sexual exploits when they're funny or absurd. Like the ones MK shares.
And getting laid more often is never a bad thing. =)
Off Topic: Just wanted to thank you for serving our country. I didn't post in last nights forum but I was thinking it.
Submitted by electrique on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:29pm.
I see what you are saying...homegirl I just spoke of IS insecure. Her entire life is focused on how many dudes she can nail. And it's weird to me, but she only gets it when she goes out and drinks, she's never sober when she meets these guys (which another, scarier problem). Idk, maybe I'm more of a prude than I realize. I don't care about people having random sex, but bragging about it seems uber tacky to me.
Maybe I just need to get laid more.:)
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:24pm.
Here's my stance on what constitutes a slut-personally, I think how you act about your sexual behavior is what makes you a true slut,not your number. Telling your close friends is cool, but blabbing to everyone about how you fucked 3-4 guys in one weekend IS slutty. I have a friend who does this damn near every Monday-she also says she doesn't "believe" in the word slut. *snort*
Jordan is boring.
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I respectfully disagree (besides the Jordin is boring part). As long as the person who is telling other people that they fucked 4 people in weekend isn't insecure and they just have a don't give a fuck attitude about sex who are we to judge? Some people don't have the same hold ups about releasing sexual information.
Don't give me wrong, I don't brag about fucking but if someone asks me I'm not going to lie either.
I only use the word slut to refer to people who knowingly spread STDs around. Otherwise, go get yours as long as it doesn't hurt other people.
Here's my stance on what constitutes a slut-personally, I think how you act about your sexual behavior is what makes you a true slut,not your number. Telling your close friends is cool, but blabbing to everyone about how you fucked 3-4 guys in one weekend IS slutty. I have a friend who does this damn near every Monday-she also says she doesn't "believe" in the word slut. *snort*
Jordan is boring.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 2:46pm.
Um NO. Not quite Jordin, not quite. But I applaud your effort. And I seriously wanted to slap her in the face when she made that "not everybody is a slut" comment. As if being sexually active automatically makes you a "slut". So ignorant, so naive. Don't hate because we are all getting some and you're not.
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A fucking men! I hate people who think you're slutty just because you appreciate a good dickin'.
It's like concentrate on your no orgasm getting ass, while I get mine.
This rocks my Banana Boat.
The hand on the hip is not a good pose if it pushes forward and accentuates your gut.
So I see she's a fameho just like the rest of them. Too bad she never made it big, because she has a GREAT voice.
And I certainly wasn't posing for pics like that before I was fucking. Shit, I still don't take pics like that.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
i don't care if her body looked like Gisele's. The whole pose in the mirror shit is just pathetic.
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That's just not my style
You got a way to set my senses reeling
Every time you smile, whoa
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@MzSassy: Perfect! Be sassy! Why not? Life is short:)
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Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
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@angel_i: I can't decide if I want to be sassy or not! LMAO! I changed it yet again!
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Right on, MzSassy! I think she looks pretty good too.
hey what happened to Ppl! Shut the fuck up!.,..? I liked that part:)
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Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
Ppl ppl ppl...have a glass of STFU. I actually think she looks pretty good here! H8ters! LOLOL
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
I don't follow her AT ALL -I think I saw her once on AI, thought she was very pretty and had a good shot at winning. Didn't watch for the rest of the season. Didn't care. Still don't. So the whole purity ring thing is news to me.
Do they MAKE these people take public vows of chastity or something? It's as if that, followed the inevitable "leaked" pix blowing up all over the net, etc... is a necessary rite-of-passage for celebuwhores. It all feels very scripted and contrived. Is she working for Disney now?
That is nothing to show off. I thought this tool's 15 were up?
All you old farts are being tough on the girl. She's just taking a picture in her bikini. Lots of girls do that and post them online, or show it to their friends. It's not like she's posing suggestively; looks like she's trying to be cute about it.
OH GOD, SHE'S WEARING A SWIMSUIT, SHE MUST NOT BE A VIRGIN AND HER PURITY RING MUST BE DESTROYED! Good lord.
Also, girl is high. She's got cokey face. "Coconut water" my ass.
And don't these bitches know the way to subtly show off your new body is to have your friend take "candid" photos of you looking hot in a flattering outfit. Not this bikini shit. Pssh.
Hehe, y'all are emooooootional...
Jordin reminds me of a couple of FB folks who are always posting "hot" pics of themselves sucking in their guts and making trout lips like a foolio. These girls have nice faces and cleavage but bodies are big boned and kinda chubby. The funny thing is, there really are some people I'd like to see more pictures of, because they're so damn beautiful and interesting, but they rarely post! It's always the average dumbass who thinks they're all that.
I always got a bitchy/cocky vibe from Jordin eventhough she tried to hide behind a nice girl image. She does look nice though. And I enjoyed her song 'No Air' with fellow douchebag Beat her Down. Maybe THEY should have gotten together. She does look like she doesn't take no mess from a guy...she'd probably beat HIM down.lol
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by howdareyou on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 12:58pm.
I just read that she lost weight cooking with coconut oil, what is so great about coconut oil?
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I've seen a lot of shit about coconut lately -- coconut water (think that was goopy), coconut milk, etc.
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I'm late to the party on this, but coconut oil DOES make you lose weight. I know this first hand. It has to be raw, organic coconut oil. If it's hydrogenated, forget it.
What it does is suppress your appetite. I make smoothies with it a lot. You shouldn't eat too much of it because it is a saturated fat, but the hype in this case is very true.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:34pm.
LOL. Scrawny dudes bruise women with their sharp hipbones.
I have a pet theory that straight women are far more critical of their own bodies (and the bodies of other women) then straight men and Lesbians are. Sparks is demonstrating another girlie mindset: ' I LOST WEIGHT GOD DAMN IT!'.
I think she looks great other than the awful duck face.
Whatever happened to just smiling in a photo? Sigh....
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:31am.
Do straight men only complain about fat thighs on exhibitionists like this trick? I mean what guy complains about a plump pair while the flesh is wrapped around his waist or rubbing against his ears?
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A scrawny man... :P
PS - I wasn't complaining about her thighs, merely LOL'ing at the "sucking em in" joke. I don't think her thighs are that bad.
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You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:31am.
Do straight men only complain about fat thighs on exhibitionists like this trick? I mean what guy complains about a plump pair while the flesh is wrapped around his waist or rubbing against his ears?
Submitted by Genny18 on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 1:01pm.
I shouldnt bite...but Im curious.
Or else what lol
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or else she will just post again, which is torture in itself.
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It's hard to tell you all the love I'm feeling
That's just not my style
You got a way to set my senses reeling
Every time you smile, whoa
-Firefall "You Are The Woman"
Um NO. Not quite Jordin, not quite. But I applaud your effort. And I seriously wanted to slap her in the face when she made that "not everybody is a slut" comment. As if being sexually active automatically makes you a "slut". So ignorant, so naive. Don't hate because we are all getting some and you're not.
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-Mean Girl,Regina George
Coconut water from young coconuts (the kind you can buy in the shell at Asian groceries) is very healthy and good for you. The kind you buy in a can is probably full of sugar and not so healthy. Also love coconut oil for the skin.
Edit: I've also cooked with coconut oil and it's not bad although I don't know it's actually good for you (in cold weather, coconut oil does harden but coconut oil lovers think it's different). Those who love the stuff really do love it -- and re weight loss, it has to do with long vs medium-chain fatty acids or something and how one helps you burn fat. When I asked my dad about it (who's a doctor), he actually just laughed at me. He said I could play around with it if I wanted but was generally dismissive -- though he loves fresh young coconut water himself -- and just warned me about eating coconut milk and oil with meat. He's pretty holistic himself, with vegetarian leanings, and he didn't get into it but said he thought that would be unhealthy. LOL. Come to think of it, I noticed a lot of this coconut oil stuff was first coming from vegetarian boards...
Sing out Louise!
The polka dots look mighty strained...was sick of her years ago, knew she was a closet freak
Sing out Louise!
The polka dots look mighty strained...was sick of her years ago, knew she was a closet freak
Lil Rascal, I can't you're drenched in coconut oil & apparently coconut oil is very unhealthy and for virgins only. *winks*
Slutty, eat me ♥ ♥ ♥
Team coconut oil !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coconut oil is not just for coking, sluts. It's a great intimate lubricant, better then KY. And smell nice. And delicious. ;o)
Huh?
What?
Out o' the loop again!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:18am.
at first glance, i thought this was lauren hill..
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If it was LH, the response would be how great she looks for having the dozen or so kids she's birthed.
I cant stand this dumb hypocrite. She and Miley are as virgin as Jenna Jameson is.
Let her flaut her sexy bod! No big whoop!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I think she'd rather flash her purity in the ring, lol.
HAHAHAHA! @ Slitty. Old whore ahahahahah!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 12:58pm.
I just read that she lost weight cooking with coconut oil, what is so great about coconut oil?
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I've seen a lot of shit about coconut lately -- coconut water (think that was goopy), coconut milk, etc. I read something the other day that said people drinking it after working out were doing more harm than good, that gatorade was better, coconut drinks are fatty, etc.
Oh, well, here I am commenting when I don't even have the facts straight, lol. It's just a celebrity-fueled trend. They probably all have modified shark-vacuums they hook up to their asses once a week, and pose with the latest product for teh dollars.
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Thanks M.E., but that link was for virgin coconut oil, I need the link for old-whore coconut oil.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 05/02/2011 - 1:01pm.
I shouldnt bite...but Im curious.
Or else what lol
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What's up, douchebag?
lol @ everyone and everything in this thread
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Slitty -
http://products.mercola.com/coconut-oil/
Slitty - coconut oil is supposed to support weight loss.
Gimme a minute, Imma get you a link.
I used to take it everyday, but it fucked with my thyroid.
It helps your skin and hair too.
Whatever happened to moderation? Throwing away your purity ring doesn't mean you now all of a sudden have to shape-shift into Lady Blacula-meets-Cthulhu...