Andre Leon Talley Leads The Fuckery Parade At The MET Gala
Andre Leon Talley is the most influential person in the fashion world (as Tyra Banks tells us every single week on America's Next Top Model) and he really didn't disappoint at last night's MET Costume Gala last night when he floated onto the red carpet like the ethereal gay dream version of some University's mascot. You can tell that when his farts billow through that gown, they smell like blueberries dipped in melted grape chapstick. When ALT is done with that old gown, he can donate it to the entire graduating class (EVERY SCHOOL) of 2011! There's room in there for all of them.
The Vixen of Vogue wasn't the only trick who served scalding hot fuckery on a plate of fuckery last night. There were others who made it their night's goal to summon a wave of WTF faces from the photographers. They would not let ALT be the only one. No, they would not!
Wednesday Addams snatched this shit from the rack marked "Morticia's freakum dresses" in The Addams Family costume closet many years ago and she's been waiting for the day to wear it.
Kate Hudson's dress is pretty normal, but that crap on her head looks like a rhinestone sea urchin that crawled out of Andre Leon's Talley's glitter hole and found a new home on her hair.
Miranda Kerr's mess of a dress is like Lara Flynn Boyle's balleriNO look meets the White Swan meets Mimi's slutty bridal gown costume.
Ashley Olsen brings us the news that Brenda Walsh's prom dress moved to Switzerland and got a morning job as a milk maid.
Christina Hendricks... Christina Hendricks... Christina Hendricks... I'm just going to focus on the beautiful pair of sunrise chichis and then move right along before I get rust poisoning.
A slew of ICANTS go to Fuggie Fug, Freida Pinto, Kristen Stewart, Marc Jacobs, Robert Duffy and Serena Williams (who thinks she's at a HoJo's Royal Wedding party).
Lastly, I can't say one mean thing about Basement Baby's look. Beyonce accidentally left a bag of Cost Plus impulse buys in front of the basement door and Solange made a DRESS out of them. Not a dress, but a DRESS! No comment on the make-up which makes her look like a constipated lady bug.
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Wasn't he in that Ed Asner movie "Up"?
Ignore the haters, Andre, and just billow, billow with your bad self.
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@Stan, agreed, this is a fug batch.
But Beyonce needing to be almost carried up the steps in a demon mermaid corpse frock she INSISTED on wearing takes the fking cake. Can't understand the decisions these people make.
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Wow I had seen some great pics from this event and now I guess the rejects are coming out of this batch.
Fergie must have sworn she was a picture of elegance, yes.. in 1986!! Looks so dated!! Same thing with a few of the dresses here. Blah..Whose idea was with the long white dress with the long black tie? Throw that back to 1981 please.
Was it a period piece event? Flashbacks to when fashion was at its worst???
Would have it been too much for the Olson twin to washed her hair and had it styled. Her hair looks like my usual "Friday" hair. Dirty and will get to the salon on Saturday.
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ayyy que LOCA es Andre, wtf!?
give poor ppl their roof back NOW!!!!
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she called me "puta intelectual", beats being just a puta.
I want to say something nice, but I just can't find the words.
Andre Leon Talley is the most FAT person in the fashion world. Who let this happen? Meanwhile, most everyone else looks the fool. They try so hard and come up so short.
Looking good pops! Shouldn't he have graduated a longggggg time ago.
And if this heifer is a fashion icon than I am the queen of sheba.
can someone explain this sideshow to me?
They look like the Sarasota Art Institute's first year fashion design class threw up all over them... why?
(I guess I can look it up... whatever)
And to think these cuntbags PAY (blind?)people to dress them...
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For your health.
I would like to go to a 'DListed GALA'.
Oh the thing I'd wear....
MK, please fix a GALA for us HSs
ALT looks like he stole a "5 course meal" piece of chewing gum at the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
@ snowy - that's only 4 words.
You'll never win.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Christina Ricci's dress - YES!
Kate Hudson's sea urchin in her hair- YES YES!!
Christina Hendricks - YES YES YES!!!
I knwo she is a bit mal-proportioned, but it looks like is Christina Ricci growing her bush around her knees.
This fat fuck must have some serious shit on some of the top people in fashion.
There is so much bad here, I salivate. Is it just me or is everyone trying too hard with their dresses- previous years people have looked flawless without even trying?
why the fuck is fergie wearing a wedding dress, and how hard is it not to cross your eyes while clenching a lump of coal up your ass? JUST TRY DAMN IT
what is up with marykatenashley being all pissy? and finally:
OMG I love that hideous picture of Kate Hudson and I despise America for making her a movie star.
Er, which choir did he flee from?
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How regal! A muumuu fit for a morbidly obese king!
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based on all these photos we can conclude that there was a stylists strike yesterday.
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There are a lot of crimes against breasts in these pictures. Fergie's boobs look totally traumatized and Miranda Kerr and Kate Hudson's look saggy. Per usual, Christina Hendrick's boobs are pushed up to her chin. Not that they're not spectacular, but that looks like it hurts.
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Fuggy fug is wearing my aunt's wedding dress from 1986. Lookin' sharp,lookin' sharp.
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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
WTF is it with ALT? Why is he considered so INFLUENTIAL in the fashion world? He looks like he's either going to see Rio or about to sing in Rev. Al Sharpton's choir. Or,....actually..he reminds me of a flamboyant silverback gorilla.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:36am.
Wow, whole lot of ugly going on. Marc Jacobs needs to understand that manskirts are never a good look. His bag looks like a shaving kit from Walmart. Did he go commando is what we really need to know...and see.
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Fuggy looks like she is vying for a roll as Miss Havisham of the 21st century and Christina Hendricks looks like a used tampon.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:07pm.
****************She reminds me of some freaky china doll in an old Roddy McDowell horror flick, or old Night Gallery episode.
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Talky Tina from Twilight Zone?
"My name is Talky Tina and I'm going to kill you!"
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AHAHAHA! Thanks for that!
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Leon has his fat dress on.
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I fucking hate Andre Leon Tally, he always dresses like an ass and I think really has terrible taste. Do you ever read his pieces in Vogue? If you can get past how poorly written they are you will quickly realize he has no sense of taste and just embodies every fashion stereotype in the world without introducing any new perspectives.
I'm just going to say who I thought looked amazing when I looked at gala photos at 2am last night:
Salome Harlow
Madonna
Iman
Christina Ricci
L'wenn Scott (?)
There were a few other women who looked great but they are currently models so looking jaw dropping great in something is all they do.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 10:49am.
Between skinning him and wearing him, I'm pretty sure ALT also cooked him and ate him with a side of fries.
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I like both of the Christinas dresses. Hendricks doesn't seem to be showing as much chichi as usual. She looks good.
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I totally would wear Christina Ricci's dress. Miranda Kerr looks like a slutty ballerina, no surprise. Loved Fergie's dress, but her face is busted.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:05am.
Loves YOURS, Snowy - but with my face rather than (yours?) and Rob's. He's on my laminated list.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:07pm.
****************She reminds me of some freaky china doll in an old Roddy McDowell horror flick, or old Night Gallery episode.
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Talky Tina from Twilight Zone?
"My name is Talky Tina and I'm going to kill you!"
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Oh Please.......come on! We should all realize by now that these fashion ICONS like Leon Talley & Karl Lagerfeld dress the way they do to HIDE the crazy physical flaws they have....and then call it HIGH FASHION
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So Karl Lagerfeld wears the high collars to hide his turkey neck & Leon Talley wears UBER GOSPEL MUUMUUS to hide his BIG FAAAAT ASSSS!
Is this supposed to be the fashion elite? I see better looks at local events.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 12:04pm.
Miranda Kerr is just odd looking
****************She reminds me of some freaky china doll in an old Roddy McDowell horror flick, or old Night Gallery episode.
Miranda Kerr is just odd looking. She reminds me of a mail order bride.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:36am.
Wow, whole lot of ugly going on. Marc Jacobs needs to understand that manskirts are never a good look. His bag looks like a shaving kit from Walmart. Did he go commando is what we really need to know...and see.
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I swear they have this fucking Met Balls thing like twice a year. Possibly even three times.
Is Fugggy Fug auditioning for a role in Dynasty with those shoulder pads? WTH?
And what is with the wig on Christina Hendricks?? She looks ridiculous. I guess it does take the focus away from that bizarre dress.
I like Miranda's dress. Reminds me of the tutu's I used to wear in ballet. :)
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 11:00am.
Hey Leon, this guy did it better.> http://youtu.be/Jj644hhPNys
So did this guy http://youtu.be/hHcyJPTTn9w
wait, what?
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Christina Ricci's figure looks fabulous. What a tiny waist!
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