This Exists: Adult Man Babies
Once you get past homegirl's chichis that look like two baby elephants lying in a hammock on a hot August day, 29-year-old Stanley Thornton will tell you all about how he lives half of his life as a diaper-wearing, bottle-sucking man baby. National Geographic's "Taboo" spent some time with Baby Stanley and learned that due to a fucked up childhood filled with abuse he started craving a normal baby life that he never had. So Stanley built a crib that can hold a 400lb baby, used his disability check to buy Legos and doesn't feel at home unless Mother Elephant Tits is wiping his butt with baby wipes (insert terrencehowardperkingup.gif here). I know you're probably thinking that is just some kinky diaper sex shit, but Stanley says that he de-stresses from baby role playing.
We all have our thing that keeps us from going crazy and tying a weight to our ankles before we jump off a bridge. For instance, I sit on the toilet and pretend that Diane Sawyer is asking me about my life problems for a very special edition of 20/20. Some might label this as "weird." So how can I judge a grown ass man who willingly cacas into an adult diaper and feels complete when wet poop leaks up his back (copyright: Tina Fey) as he lays next to Mother Elephant Tits? I cannot judge him for this, but I can judge him for talking about it on National Geographic! The mothers in his play date group who bought Mama Elephant Tits' "oh, he's just a fast grower" excuse aren't going to invite them over anymore!
And if Suri doesn't put down the bottle, this might be her future.
via HuffPo
most hilarious and horrifying thing Ive seen in awhile
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If you guys wana see some fucked up shit go to www.dailydiapers.com and go to the forums. Some of these people get off on shitting in their diaper in public places. Sorry but this is fucked up and if I hear any of my friends doing this nonsense they are out of my life forever and off my friends list. My 2 almost 3 year old doesnt even like sitting in a poopy diaper and he tells me when he has one to change him.
How can this fat slob be that overweight eating baby food? I feel sorry for that caregiver woman. She has to change him and there is something wrong with her too for volunteering for this. Nasty!
well THAT was pretty fucking horrifying!
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I saw this and had to resist the urge to run to my neighbor's house and tell them to watch it with me so we could do an MST3K thing.
Fattie McTits isn't an actual nurse. She's the friend or something of his first "caregiver" who died. She needed somewhere new to park her carcass, so she moved in and took over. She's so big, she had to put a pillow on her boobs to rest the keyboard for her computer on because she couldn't fit near a desk. Ugh.
I wonder who made his footie jammies because you know those don't come standard anywhere. He had a big moose knuckle at the end when he was getting tucked into bed (and yes, I'm disgusted by myself that I noticed).
Thanks for the new avie, Stanley!
I saw this the other night on Nat Geo.... weirdest fucking shit ever!!! He even eats baby food! FUCK!!!! And his "Mama" has watermelon tits that droop down to her waist.... grossestfuckingshitever!!!!!!!!
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Gross! You'd need a bath towel sized baby wipe to clean that big arse
Hey Lady, you're overfeeding the baby.
the smell! i can smell this through my screen...
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Two things to say regarding this "news": sterilization and euthanasia.
Want to bet most of the people on his friend's list are adult infants too? Sorry, but you've just been outed!
This is kinda old news...I read an article about a special hotel that adult babies can go and stay at over a year ago. I believe that it's nonsexual, and what the hell, whatever gets you to sleep at night I guess. But, therapy would probably be a good idea. If you don't talk it out, then you're destined to act it out.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
"the uploader has not made this video available in your country"
THANK FUCK FOR THAT!
This shit better not turn up on aussie pay tv next week.
Gross! Does Sandra have any kids? She should be ashamed of herself. And you can't tell me when she is changing him, she has never jacked him off.
Fucking disgusting.
Is that venom or semen on the floor?
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
I went on this guys facebook, and looked through his "friends" list, and found his father. His father has the same name "Stanley Thornton", and he is a religious nut talking about end of the world shit. He seems crazy overall, and he is trying to sell some book. I'm afraid this is why the 400lb other Stanley in this video, is fucked up this way. He probably had to live with crazy daddy, and ate his problems away, and had a crap childhood.
I have heard of this. The term is adult baby diaper wearer or something. Totally freaky. Here is this dudes facebook page. I cannot believe some people are into this. ABDL is the term adult babt diaper lover.
https://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=625356258
I have heard of this. The term is adult baby diaper wearer or something. Totally freaky. Here is this dudes facebook page. I cannot believe some people are into this.
https://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=625356258
Grotesque. He really should just kill himself. I'm tire of these fucking weak ass people that can't handle life and the rest of society has to carry their disgusting lardy asses. If you can't handle life, then you should just fucking die.
LOl. this is not taboo, he should be ashamed not from the baby feeling, but from getting money from the government , he is a total jerk, both of them have very dark eye circles. is not disgusting from the whole baby stuff but it gives me the feeling of a dirty nasty malnourished baby , and I personally would of call child services already if my child was living in those conditions.
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This video is not available in my neck of the woods. How's that for a cruel start of the day?! But then again, I'm used to living with a big baby because I'm married *insert smiling emoticon here*.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
@CSG: I totally understand. Man-baby (on a completely different level, mind) is my own line in the sand from a long time ago;p
Nightnight(;x)
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 10:25pm
So, I can't hate. Not really. We all need help sometimes.
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You're a better woman then I am because I just can't with this one. I always liked to think that I was pretty understanding, but I've just discovered that the "man-baby" is the CSG line in the sand, so to speak.
Have a great night, Angle! I'm off to bed but will be saying extra prayers that I won't be dreaming about this nightmare situation tonight.
*SHUDDERS*
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:24pm.
@CSG and UBF: Right?! I remember how we died laffing at the time. That ain't a ritual! That's just life! LOL!
ONT: I'm shocked these people are on disability. I have a big problem with this kinda stuff becuz I KNOW this kind of issue CAN disable you. But don't just give them money - send somebody over there fix these people. All this play-acting is just that with no therapy.
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Angle - this whole "therapy" issue is kind of ironic for me because I've been on OP talking about my mom's mental health issues. But this, no, I just can't. I'm sorry, I believe we have to draw the line somewhere and acting like a middle-aged infant is over the line.
Reading this story reminded me of that Eagles song "Get Over It" - especially the lyric
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass". Love that line.
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LOL! I love that line. But it's hard to really get what each one of us is going through. I have a lot of respect for the weird things that the soul can ask of you. If the soul whispers in your ear: "Act like a baby." I can't really argue with that. I just can't. Something is missing and it needs replacing. That's just sensible to me. But anything like this needs a healer present or else it's really just addiction. So, I can't hate. Not really. We all need help sometimes.
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Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
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Submitted by Callan on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:23pm.
Speaking of diapers, I was on the train a few days ago and there were two girls next to me- one was getting married and I think the other one was in the wedding party. The bride said something to the effect of, "Well, the dress is so just big that it will be just too tough to get it in and out of the bathroom stall at the hotel... so I'm thinking of just wearing a diaper." There was not a trace of facetiousness in her voice.
I googled this shit and apparently "bridal diapers" are a thing.
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Bet anything Beyonce was wearing one of those things at the Met last night underneath her gold encrusted condom.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel
I thought I had gotten to a point in my life, where nothing surprised me. I was wrong.
He can go to Home Depot, load giant pieces of wood onto a cart, build a giant crib for himself, BUT HE CAN'T WORK ?
I hope the state plans on reviewing that lazy fat fuck's disability claim.
I just... I can't. This really bothers me in ways I can't even articulate at the moment. WHAT... was that?
On the one hand I want to launch off and make fun of him, but on the other hand I just feel really sorry for him. Jesus...
While we're on the topic of Tina Fey:
"To the French, Americans are all just a bunch of indistinguishable fat dough balls." -Tina Fey
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:24pm.
@CSG and UBF: Right?! I remember how we died laffing at the time. That ain't a ritual! That's just life! LOL!
ONT: I'm shocked these people are on disability. I have a big problem with this kinda stuff becuz I KNOW this kind of issue CAN disable you. But don't just give them money - send somebody over there fix these people. All this play-acting is just that with no therapy.
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Angle - this whole "therapy" issue is kind of ironic for me because I've been on OP talking about my mom's mental health issues. But this, no, I just can't. I'm sorry, I believe we have to draw the line somewhere and acting like a middle-aged infant is over the line.
Reading this story reminded me of that Eagles song "Get Over It" - especially the lyric
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass". Love that line.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:34pm.
No worries. Thank Jeebus the internet is around these days... Although, I'd still rather not have to resort to wearing a diaper. ; )
(not that it's beyond me...)
I could have lived my entire life very happily not knowing that this shit exists.
I feel sorry for his Diaper Genie.
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@CSG and UBF: Right?! I remember how we died laffing at the time. That ain't a ritual! That's just life! LOL!
ONT: I'm shocked these people are on disability. I have a big problem with this kinda stuff becuz I KNOW this kind of issue CAN disable you. But don't just give them money - send somebody over there fix these people. All this play-acting is just that with no therapy.
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
Speaking of diapers, I was on the train a few days ago and there were two girls next to me- one was getting married and I think the other one was in the wedding party. The bride said something to the effect of, "Well, the dress is so just big that it will be just too tough to get it in and out of the bathroom stall at the hotel... so I'm thinking of just wearing a diaper." There was not a trace of facetiousness in her voice.
I googled this shit and apparently "bridal diapers" are a thing. It blew my fucking mind. The fact that this girl could not be bothered to hike up the skirt on her dress to use a toilet like a regular person... I just can't get my head around it. What a fun surprise for the husband on their wedding night. Not only did he marry a big pile of crazy, but his wife is going to reek of urine. Nice.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:14pm.
OMG I WAS JUST REMINISCING ABOUT TABOO!
We rented one once just to check it out and it talked about a strange ritual in some tiny village in South America or some shit. So the ritual is this: Once a year they come together, men and women, drink their asses off and beat the shit out of each other until the ground is covered with blood. That's the offering.
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OMG - that wasn't a tiny village in South America, that was my family's Christmas Eve party. The Stanley Steemer bill to get the blood out of the berber is ridiculous, but the hilarity that ensues from beating the crap out of each other is well worth it!
*Adds Angel_I to CSG Family Xmas Eve Party Invite list for 2011*
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Submitted by piaoliu11f on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:13pm.
I congratulate, a person's concept is actually outstanding
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i concur... you have stated your position clearly, and i am now forced to buy whatever the hell you are spamming about... does this random posting really work?
OT: i can't even start with this.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:14pm.
OMG I WAS JUST REMINISCING ABOUT TABOO!
We rented one once just to check it out and it talked about a strange ritual in some tiny village in South America or some shit. So the ritual is this: Once a year they come together, men and women, drink their asses off and beat the shit out of each other until the ground is covered with blood. That's the offering.
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LMFAO, that shit just made me laugh out so loud, i woke the kids up....
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 8:42pm.
I want to know how a NURSE gets that obese!!! Aren't they supposed to know healthy ways to live?!!?
Oh well...I see nurses smoking all the time, too.
Oy.
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Well, the nurse in my family - a horrible eater, obese, smoker, drinker, you name it - put her faith in medicine. It's very obvious she knows there's a treatment for just about everything - she just waits til she needs it. Damn lucky too cuz altho she's always been plagued with one issue or another it's never been anything extremely serious.
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
OMG I WAS JUST REMINISCING ABOUT TABOO!
We rented one once just to check it out and it talked about a strange ritual in some tiny village in South America or some shit. So the ritual is this: Once a year they come together, men and women, drink their asses off and beat the shit out of each other until the ground is covered with blood. That's the offering.
I was reminiscing that, at the time, we'd thought: "Sheeeeeit! Well, that's just a regular Sunday evening in St. John's." There was a bunch of other stuff that was hardly "taboo" in there too. So ridic.
This is a little better, so kadooze to National Geographic, but it's hardly news.
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 9:08pm.
LMFAO @ UBF and everybody!! This whole thread is just Bwahahahaha!!!
Long live MK and his Slut Army ♥♥♥
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*wipes eyes from laughing so hard and high-fives Sweetas*
Dlisted has the funniest bitches anywhere - the Comedy Channel really should contract some of you crazy fuckers!
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LMFAO @ UBF and everybody!! This whole thread is just Bwahahahaha!!!
Long live MK and his Slut Army ♥♥♥
Submitted by Cara on Tue, 05/03/2011 - 8:59pm.
Suddenly my problems seem much smaller. Yikes.
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Doesn't EVERYTHING? LOL
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Seriously? *stares, cannot compute*
*Blue Screen of Death*
Suddenly my problems seem much smaller. Yikes.
Even zombie Michael Jackson is giving this shit the side eye. "I may have had a ferris wheel and had fucked up sleepovers with Macaulay Culkin, but at least I didn't try to recapture my childhood by shitting in a diaper."
Lol on the fat nurses and doctors. My former Doc was so fat, every time it was time for my Pap appointment, i scheduled with someone else. The man was a good 500 pounds and his fingers looked like gigantic sausages. The thought of those Kielbasas anywhere near my hoohaa was too much to handle. He was always breathing hard from walking from room to room. They assigned me to a different doc, he probably dropped dead.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Wait, this loser gets a disability check?!
What is his disability?
He can't work because it might interfere with his nappy time?!
Please tell me my tax dollars are not paying for this Pampers shit.
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