Thursday, May 5th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Adele (23)
Chris Brown (22)
Skye Sweetnam (23)
Brooke Hogan (23)
Henry Cavill (28)
Vanessa Bryant (29)
Danielle Fishel (30)
Craig David (30)
Edyta Śliwińska (30)
Vincent Kartheiser (32)
Tina Yothers (38)
Kyan Douglas (41)
Brian Williams (52)
Richard E. Grant (54)
Kurt Loder (66)
John Rhys-Davies (67)
Roger Rees (67)
Lance Henriksen (71)
Pat Carroll (84)
Submitted by Fancy Malone on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:48am.
Ugh, here is the requisite "I hate fatties/I have an eating disorder post". Next will come the "pretend to know jack shit about politics" thread, then the "I hate homewreckers" thread, then perhaps an "i know all about drugs/I'm a recovering addict" thread, and finally, after hours of off topic banter that only 5 people want to read, the virtual bukkake session will being in OP.
hahaha it's true!!! We do have those threads over and over. I guess it's like movies and stories, a lot of them really have the same basic plot but we're still entertained.
Yay! Adele shares my birthday! Happy Birthday from one cool chick to another.
Smoking ruins your voice!
Other than that, she's great.
Happy Birthday, Adele, you talented, gorgeous woman, you. (I'm an Adele loony)
And Henry, I get off work at 4:30. Feel free to come get your present.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Terri on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 9:56am.
Henry Cavill. I want to fuck him every which way. And twice on Tuesday.
Yes and YES!! *lights cig*
PUFF
For being only 23 Adele already carries herself with a confidence and poise that most singers fall short of ever achieving. And she has such an amazing voice and she knows how to use it. Suck on that, you waste of space and talent X-tina.
HB to Adele - you're a fabulous singer/songwriter and perhaps one day you'll earn enough money to buy a last name. And take that stupid ciggie out of your mouth.
There is no way in hell that Tina Yothers is only 38. Bitch has to be at least 45 by now.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak&feature=fvwrel
Happy Birthday Adele,
And get that cigarette out of your mouth, you dumdum!
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"on the bright side, she can use her tit skin as a belt."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
@EastEndGirl I have no idea who this obviously so fat she should just die bitch is, off to youtube.
Happy Birthday, are you getting you coffin custom made?
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You're an "EastEndGirl"? You don't know who Adele is? I guess we know which East End you're not from.
@EastEndGirl I have no idea who this obviously so fat she should just die bitch is, off to youtube.
Happy Birthday, are you getting you coffin custom made?
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You're an "EastEndGirl"? You don't know who Adele is? I guess we know which East End you're not from.
happy birthday Adele...
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
DWM: it's the same Adele as far as I know but I may be wrong!
http://batlyrics.com/not_drunk_enough-lyrics-adele.html
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 9:52am.
I love this song! *lights cig*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1H57yeNzs
Wrong Adele honey.
This one..
http://youtu.be/-_6BBAVfzqM
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
WTF? 82 Comments for Adele's birthday? I love her, too. She's an immense talent. I can't believe some of you are snarking about her weight.
Henry Cavill. I want to fuck him every which way. And twice on Tuesday.
stttiiiiiillll
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
I love this song! *lights cig*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1H57yeNzs
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 9:10am.
cuppy, just teasin ole Jacko, I like that music too, HELLL YEAH!!!!
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Oh I know you were teasing! I like all sorts of music. My iPod is a shameful place of secrets!
I love Adele. Now SHE is a REAL talent. Watch her, Rhianna, Katy Perry and Ke$ha. THIS is music.
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It's hard to tell you all the love I'm feeling
That's just not my style
You got a way to set my senses reeling
Every time you smile, whoa
-Firefall "You Are The Woman"
Get famous and promote smoking... yeah... that's the way to do it.
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Visit my husband's webcomic DUNGEON HORDES at http://www.drunkduck.com/dungeon_hordes
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Happy birthday, Lance Henriksen!!! OMG, that voice of his -- I have to wring my undies out after listening to him!
Thanks for the link, Jane!
*takes out lighter for Freebird*
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 9:05am.
I believe what MK means is that today marks Brooke Hogan's 23rd season in the NFL.
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Too funny. I actually like Brooke. Maybe it is because I learned of her singing the national anthem for the Tampa Bay Lightning before all of the reality shows.
The creepy thing is seeing the roidless Hulkster doing commercials with Troy Aikman, and Aikman being the buffer of the two.
Happy Birthday little Slitty!!!!!!
(thanks for that name Jack-it's poifect)
*chanting as always*
Happy Birthday to the lil Slitz!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
cuppy, just teasin ole Jacko, I like that music too, HELLL YEAH!!!!
thanks for linking the song Jane et al
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Vanessa's about to have a pissed-off Kobe around the mansion a lot more often.
I believe what MK means is that today marks Brooke Hogan's 23rd season in the NFL.
And Adele ain't fat... she's fluffy.
Happy 8th birthday to Slutty's beautiful little girl!
Happy birthday to DLister Ford_Prefect!
lol, are you on the right blog? Fatties are hated more than homewreckers here. You were asking for it with the farmville retort.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Submitted by Fancy Malone on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:21am.
I love how hypocritical you bitches are, waving the fat flag higher than anyone and supporting the curves and the second you're offended by one bring on the fat insults.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:00am.
Jack you suck Go listen to Sweet Home Alabama
:o
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Is there something wrong with Southern rock?
*cranks up Freebird*
Hoffinator♥♥♥
HB TO SLUTTY'S GIRL BABY!!!!!!
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Submitted by Fancy Malone on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:21am.
ahhahaha loser :)
@Snowy& Louise - my favorite song :D Daydreamer - adele
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q_z2WkSKTc
Submitted by JaneDoe on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:22am.
@JacK:
based on the request of Snowpiece:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw
Adele - Rolling in the deep.
Love her a lot!
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Ok, yes... thank you JaneDoe. I have heard her and think she is awesome.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Adele- Set Fire To The Rain Live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK4TwstB2AM
She is extremely talented.
@JacK:
based on the request of Snowpiece:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw
Adele - Rolling in the deep.
Love her a lot!
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:56am.
Submitted by Fancy Malone on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:48am.
I'd recommend you to eff off to greener pastures and play farmville if you're that bored
A cow like you would know all about farmville, huh?
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
pumpkin happy bd
thats lance eriksen to you sluts
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Someone link rolling in the deep for Jack, I'm on my phone
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Lol I'm at my private dentist
You new Adele fans need to check out her older stuff too
Xoxoxo
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
@Sucky hahahahahahahahahaha, is chariot the code name for her liberal limousine?
I have no idea who this obviously so fat she should just die bitch is, off to youtube.
Happy Birthday, are you getting you coffin custom made?
Thanks jack, what's snowy pampered trust-fund baby ass doing up this time of the morning?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 8:04am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:58am.
HAPPY BDAY TO FAT BEAUTIFUL ADELE
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WELL WELL WELL!
SOUND THE HORNS!!!!
THE CHARIOT HAS ARRIVED!!!!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa!!!
ALL HAIL, THE PRINCESS!!!!
*genuflexes*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
LOVE ROLLING IN THE DEEP BY ADELE!
Happy Birthday girl!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I thought Adele was pushing 30 and I could have sworn Craig David was close to 40 by now. *shrugs*
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Douchechill!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 7:58am.
HAPPY BDAY TO FAT BEAUTIFUL ADELE
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WELL WELL WELL!
SOUND THE HORNS!!!!
THE CHARIOT HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.