Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Kissing Box! Welcome to the future of first base cyber sexing! Japanese scientists and engineers have already made it so that you only have to leave your house to lick nipples with your Craigslist whore in the bathroom of a diner that doesn't ask any questions, but now they're making it so you don't even have to do that! You know when the bartender at T.G.I. Friday's gives White Oprah's first drink of the morning and she's so happy to see it that she starts making out with its straw? The Kissing Box is just like that! It's a box with a tiny straw attached that replicates your tongue movements for the box your Craigslist whore has in their mouth. Nerdlove is a beautiful and intimate thing!
I just hope that they're also making tiny straw condoms to go with this, because well, we all know that tongue fucking is just a warm up for the real game. The dark and dirty places The Kissing Box will go! Only an E.R. nurse and your roommate (after asking, "Why does my Kissing Box taste like cheese sweat?") will know!
via Boing Boing
It really is clear that the inventor has never actually kissed anybody with tongue. You don't just make spirals...or am I doing it wrong?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 11:16am.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:06am.
@Slutts, agreed
Asians rarely understand 'sex' to begin with (my mom is asian and holy shit THANK FUCKING ALL THAT IS HOLY for my spanish/french side or I'd be as beige/dry as mom) so why the chinese/japanese dabble in sexual creations is fucking beyond me.
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Are you kidding me?! The Japanese are sex machines, straight up.
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You know a japanese sex machine? "rarely understand" is what I said; some do get down and understand sensuality, not just the act of sex. *continues reading Kama Sutra*
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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 11:15am.
This is what that other poster meant when s/he said they were an adult baby...
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/05/03/exists-adult-man-babies
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! Snowpiece IS a spoiled urchin!
So that weird buzzing thing inside my mouth at the dentist's office yesterday was a kiss?
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:06am.
@Slutts, agreed
Asians rarely understand 'sex' to begin with (my mom is asian and holy shit THANK FUCKING ALL THAT IS HOLY for my spanish/french side or I'd be as beige/dry as mom) so why the chinese/japanese dabble in sexual creations is fucking beyond me.
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Are you kidding me?! The Japanese are sex machines, straight up.
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
"When in Rome...hook up with a Black guy"~Lexi, BGC Season 5.
P.S. I stopped taking rage roids back in the 90's.
P.S. I stopped taking rage roids back in the 90's.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:06am.
I guess that Whamo has finally gone back to work.
What an insult to the millions of hardworking Americans who cannot find employment. Here we have people who have jobs and just piss their time away.
But I'M the bad person because I made a joke about farm animals.
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Sorry I was off having lunch with Jen.
I'm not American by the way..bawahaaa
Your not a bad person just a whack job loon.
zachhcaz on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 10:49am.
"@Schlong: Roid rage much?"
Perhaps. All I saw was "caca" when I firt glimpsed your moniker, so that probably means I need a fucking vacay.
@Schlong: Roid rage much?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 10:23am.
WAHHHH I NEED TO BE CHANGED!!!
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*volunteers Jacko for this duty*
WAHHHH I NEED TO BE CHANGED!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
ZiggyStardust on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:53am.
"Thanks Schlong.
Don't worry, I won't let them ruin my Star Wars day."
Oh no, girlfriend. Uh uh. Nope. You want to ruin your "star wars" fantasy? Carrie Fisher LIVE...nothing like an 'obese' Princess Leia to fuck your head up good and make your dick go limp.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 10:04am.
No thanks needed, Snowy.
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ololloolol
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Sucky, Snowy has a cupcake ass not a SPOILED URCHIN ass, get it right. No thanks needed, Snowy.
Ewww...is there a little lover's spat going on here?
wait a second!... i'm getting lost in all of these descriptive posts about people's body parts.... Snowpiece has XXL diapers, AND a cupcake ass?!... somebody get EvilCupcake in here with the frosting!
OT: still not bothering!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
That machine would NOT get me off. Try harder please.
"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:51am.
I wanna a ride in Snowy's liberal limousine. :<
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It's more like a fishtank for her SPOILED URCHIN ass!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Thanks Schlong.
Don't worry, I won't let them ruin my Star Wars day.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I wanna a ride in Snowy's liberal limousine. :<
Snowy spends long nights copy/pasting her face in cuddling scenarios with Noah from 90210...it's what lazy ass trust fund bitches do.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
and makes doodies in egyptian silk diapers
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:47am.
ahhahahahahhahaha *custom builds giant baby limosine*
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HAHAHAH *hands the massively entitled cunt her diamond encrusted baby rattle and an ice cream cone* HERE YOU GO PRINCESS!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Snowpiece works dicks over at glory-holes.
ahhahahahahhahaha *custom builds giant baby limosine*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:42am.
You know what I did before I was a PT? I was a heavy-lifting son-bitch shovelling huge piles of gravel and sweating my ass off. Your precious cupcake ass probably lifts a tea-cup at most. Sorry, Princess, but, you are a massive entitled cunt and your 'voice' on dlisted is hilarity considering you are such a spoiled urchin.
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olloololol AND SHE'S FAT!!! EW!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:34am.
I'm a trust fund adult baby
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ahahahah XXL diapers
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
snowpiece on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:34am.
"I'm a trust fund adult baby"
So, you're 'proud' to tell the world you've never had to work a hard day's pay in your life?
Jesus fuck, you Limousine Liberals make me want to puke.
Sorry, little sister, but I work my fucking ass off as a personal trainer to a lot of lazy, pathetic loons much like yourself, who have it so easy that a 'paycheck' means absolutely NOTHING to you.
You know what I did before I was a PT? I was a heavy-lifting son-bitch shovelling huge piles of gravel and sweating my ass off. Your precious cupcake ass probably lifts a tea-cup at most. Sorry, Princess, but, you are a massive entitled cunt and your 'voice' on dlisted is hilarity considering you are such a spoiled urchin.
And I don't work.... but thanks to your tax dollars I pay my internet bill with my welfare check... THANKS GUYS!!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
I'm a kept mistress, my work doesn't begin until he leaves the office.
I'm a trust fund adult baby
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Great idea, I'm always getting kicked out of McDonald's for facefucking the entire straw bin.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
you folks take this shit wwaaayy too seriously....
don't worry, Ziggy... i'm retired... i'm not bringing this message to ALL of you on anyone's dime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9KHo9z86rA
OT: oh, nevermind.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ziggy, I want to fuck you like a farm animal.
I have no qualms with your rhetoric. Each to their own.
Don't worry. These idiots will praise 0bama for shooting a Muslim's head off in a gruesome way but still bitch about water-boarding. You can't reason with stupid.
My house float away...but I can still lick you! Love the Japs!
*tongues snowy's juice box*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 8:59am.
Cheesus, next month it will be a dildo replicating the movements of your cyber buddy's dildo.
That I would buy.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
@Slutts, agreed
Asians rarely understand 'sex' to begin with (my mom is asian and holy shit THANK FUCKING ALL THAT IS HOLY for my spanish/french side or I'd be as beige/dry as mom) so why the chinese/japanese dabble in sexual creations is fucking beyond me.
So now, Let's go a step further and make this concept of connecting a nerd ASIAN geek who has probably never used his fuck parts to build a sex toy. *brain explodes attempting to reason this connection*
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"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
I guess that Whamo has finally gone back to work.
What an insult to the millions of hardworking Americans who cannot find employment. Here we have people who have jobs and just piss their time away.
But I'M the bad person because I made a joke about farm animals.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Mmm, I am getting eight of these so me and all my cyberlovers can go all out hentai on me tonight in every orifice.
Is that venom or semen on the floor?
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as fuck like you.
ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, PLEASE EXCUSE ERROR!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Who can get aroused with a skinny little straw, shouldn't it be larger? I'm going to shut up now.
snowpiece on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:01am.
"Schlong please go back to taking oictures of yourself for douchebags with iphones, thanks"
That, coming from a cell-phone no doubt. The irony is on you, spell-check ignorer.
Schlong please go back to taking oictures of yourself for douchebags with iphones, thanks
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Cheesus, next month it will be a dildo replicating the movements of your cyber buddy's dildo.
What is worse? Ziggy S. making a comment that rankles some of your feathers or a bunch of you making a huge 'issue' out of her comment to begin with rather than being the self-inflated pompous, superior douchebags that you are and IGNORING someone whom you deem beneath you to begin with?
Oh nevermind. This is fucking ROMPER ROOM.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/04/2011 - 7:57am.
Why the fuck would I want to make out with something that looks like the ass end of a hamster's water bottle?
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For some people...that's the best that they are ever going to get.
*tounges down Ziggy*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."