Al Reynolds Wants Star Jones To Pay Him $50,000 For Talking Shit
On March 25th, Gay Al Reynolds got comfortable in his favorite white rattan king chair and sipped on his sweet tea while enjoying his favorite show The Wendy Williams Show. Everything quickly went sour. Al spit out his sweet tea (and you know shit is serious when Al spits) when his ex-wife Star Jones came on the screen and threw some shade at their marriage. Al grabbed his ivory princess phone, immediately called his seamstress and let her know that she can start making the rhinestone onesie (with the cut out nipples holes and drop pocket ass) they talked about since he’s about to come into some real money. And then Al put down the phone, took a dramatic queen breath, picked it up again and called his lawyers to let them know that Star broke their contact and she must pay!
When they got divorced, both Star and Al signed off on a clause stating that they can’t talk shit about each other to the media. If they do, they’ll have to pay the offending party a $50,000. Well, Al is now the offending party.
So what did Star say that pissed Al off? When Wendy asked Star about her marriage to Al, she responded with: “The wedding was fabulous, but the marriage was kind of a booty.” The thought of “booty” did tantalize Al’s nether regions for a quick second, but the tingle didn’t last long.
Al’s publicist tells E! News that Star ignored a letter his lawyer sent her, so they are taking the matter to the courts! Al’s rep went on to say, “The unnecessary and disparaging statements made over the years regarding their marriage to mutual friends, in TV and print interviews and tweets must stop. And if Al filing paperwork utilizing the very clause that Star wanted in the divorce decree is used to stop her from the constant blasphemy of Al and their marriage vows, then so be it.”
Star Jones is nothing but a swole pig with the decency of dirty trough water! How dare she make a perfectly inoffensive remark that is neither slanderous nor defamatory! HOW DARE SHE! She must pay for this in the form of one rhinestone onesie or a $50,000 check made to Al’s seamstress.
And here’s Antoine Dodson and his chocolate pancake nipples performing the same dance of sorrow Gay Al performed after Star betrayed him so!
via Buzzfeed