Tuesday, May 10th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez
No, this isn't a scene from Nickelodeon's reboot of The L-Word. It's Selena Kay Letourneau kissing Justin Bieber on Indonesian soil at a press conference for his tour. Selena is smart for doing this cradle robbing shit in Indonesia, because authorities would've rushed her and put her in plastic handcuffs if she did this in the US (no, they wouldn't).
And the video was nice enough to let out a giant groan so you don't have to!
via People
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There is something majorly creepy about the fetus-anyway didn't he commit cake murder the other day so I don't fucking like him…
Im probably going to get assaulted now by millions of tween kiddies…..
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 7:09pm.
Don't know if you're still here, but got a phone from the long last baby daddy yesterday. His wife wants a seperation. Apparently she's not happy (ie. he doesn't make enough $$$). I thought I'd be all "teehee", but I feel really bad for him. Waiting to figure out if I am going to resume contact with him.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww you know he totally wore a strap-on to do her up the hooohooo.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 4:03pm.
I generally think those "talking animal" vids on youtube are dumb, but this one's cute/funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aww ... such a cute puppeh!
BTW talking animal vids are NEVER dumb!
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 6:14pm.
Hi,gobbler!!!
So I'm waiting for the serious schaudenfreude to kick in....:)
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Go on...
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
In case anybody has any doubts that the thief known only as "Lindsay" would be a good vampire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcTouOxcMik&feature=player_embedded
LMAO!!!
Hi,gobbler!!!
So I'm waiting for the serious schaudenfreude to kick in....:)
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 2:19pm.
It's too quiet in here today..
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Hey koko-I posted a reply to your comment from yesterday's OP on the first page of this OP. :)
I'll quit stalking you now...
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
hahaha, called mom told her she is a true hot slut! She laughed hard but was also a bit mortified. lol
Jacko, message from my mom to you: Old people have sex. You will only be so lucky to find someone to do you in 30 years.
I heart my mom.
MY NANA AND PAPA DIDN'T HAVE SEX!! NO THE DIDN'T!
Hahahahahahha, mike! That was funny! I may have to share that on my fb!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
That's like that Hayden chick & her jack-in-the-beanstalk giant of a bf.
"as am I..."
my nanny was about 4' tall and papa was about 8' tall!!!! *deletes image that just popped in my head*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
jacko I am sooooooo reminding you of that comment in 30 years.
*burns image of jack's grandparents getting it on into his skull*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I generally think those "talking animal" vids on youtube are dumb, but this one's cute/funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Jack...I KNOW!!! I wish she would have never told me about that. Cuz now it's a memory I cannot shake!!!! Gah.
"as am I..."
I just can't with nanny and papa sex images...
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 3:54pm.
"GIT INCHES!!"
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I would appreciate you not divulging the contents of my private texts to anyone thankyouverymuch!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
EEG...yay for your momma. My grandparents had sessy times their entire lives. Who knew!?!
"as am I..."
lol!!! Yeah ME, my hotmail (junk) account fills up with those. GIT INCHES!! Um, dude, you can't spell, your link is isanyonereallystupidenoughtoclick@virus.com and I'm pretty sure you can't send the kind of inches I'm interested in in pill form.
My gmail account is spam-free. :)
Jacko - They are not real pharmacy's!! If they cannot spell the name of their product properly I am NOT clicking on that shit.
There are only 2 online pharmacy's I'll do business with.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 2:50pm.
maggie - I get over 60 spam emails a day. Most are for Viagra or Cialis. Others are Direct TV and Home loans. 90% are pharmacy shit thought. Bugs the FUCK out of me.
I'm NOT A DUDE!
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OMG this reminds me of the time at my old job where we laid off a colleague of mine - she was 5' tall and easily 300 pounds - well, comes time to clean out her e-mail and she had a SHITLOAD of spam in her work inbox (!!!) with some serious sex shit all up in it (no Jack I can't remember what it was so I'm not posting it to you!).
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Please think. Any help would be appreciated. :P
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
I keep nodding off. WTH? I got 9 1/2 hours of sleep!! Maybe it's this space heater?
She is a hot slut! But no, I will keep to reading her MKs brilliance on da phone. Worlds colliding and all that shit.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 2:50pm.
maggie - I get over 60 spam emails a day. Most are for Viagra or Cialis. Others are Direct TV and Home loans. 90% are pharmacy shit thought. Bugs the FUCK out of me.
I'm NOT A DUDE!
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OMG this reminds me of the time at my old job where we laid off a colleague of mine - she was 5' tall and easily 300 pounds - well, comes time to clean out her e-mail and she had a SHITLOAD of spam in her work inbox (!!!) with some serious sex shit all up in it (no Jack I can't remember what it was so I'm not posting it to you!).
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
@EastEndGirl - your mom sounds like a hot slut - invite her to post here (but warn her that we want details of her sessy times, pics and video are even better)
jacko I am traumatized i tell you. I need brainz cleaning. between that and yucky bus lady my head is in a fuckd up place! (more than normal that is)
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 12:37pm.
I have a question for y'all: (brought up by the Paul McCartney engagement/prenup posts):
Do any of you ever have the hots for an oldie (celeb)? Someone over 65? Aging baby boomer? Never? If so, who?
Speak!
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Hal Holbrook. Always thought he was cute. Saw him do Mark Twain Live a year or so ago and still would have jumped his bones. I'd probably have broken a few of them but hey, that's how I roll LOL.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
LMAO at hamburger nipples!! YAK
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Hey Bitch!
She is 74 and dad has been dead for six years. Only problem is my girls are completely grossed out that grandma is getting laid.
LOL suck it kids!
Thanks for the rundown.
YAY EEG! ♥♥♥
*slaps your ass*
I have yahoo and no matter how many times I report that crap as spam, there are still 60 + in my inbox every morning.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 2:55pm.
anyone care to give me a rundown? Too lazy to read.
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sex with peepaws
txt spk sx
everyone knows a downer debbie
Biggest news in EEG world: my mom got a bf! I am so fucking happy for her!!!!!! (dad was an assholio)
and HAMBURGER nipples ought never be seen.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 2:19pm.
It's too quiet in here today..
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ssssssshhhhhh......I'm napping.
anyone care to give me a rundown? Too lazy to read.
Yahoo has a great spam filter. I basically get no spam. Gmail is really good, too. I've heard hotmail is the worst.
maggie - I get over 60 spam emails a day. Most are for Viagra or Cialis. Others are Direct TV and Home loans. 90% are pharmacy shit thought. Bugs the FUCK out of me.
I'm NOT A DUDE!
Jesus, I get the worst e-mails. 17 e-mails, all crap. Enterprise Car Rental, Barnes & Noble, Staples, This Old House… THIS OLD HOUSE. Thanks, but I already have an old house. Lookit, if I want to buy something, I WILL. You have absolutely no control over my decisions. Your relentless e-mails are a DETERRENT to sales. How can it be that you still do not recognize this?
*waits for answer that will never come*
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Hand me my shank.
It's too quiet in here today..
I have this friend who whines and whines he has no money and can't stand his wife and has been trying to divorce her for 10 YEARS!!! But he refuses to get a job and hasn't held one for over a decade. He claims most jobs are too beneath him and tedious and don't pay enough. Oh, poor baby! Ummm...maybe that's why you're broke and unhappy.
oops! posted in wrong place
*waves back to guest*
How is everything? Just stopping in before dumb staff mtg in 10mins.
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"Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right." -Red, Shawshank Redemption (1994)
"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 1:34pm.
ok guyz dis iz my impreshin of u
"grandma grandpa i wanna makeout wit u like we r justin nd selena" LOLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ id freakin die if i were u
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This reminds me of the time I found my grandfather's Viagra prescription bottle in the bathroom at their house.
*waves to cappy*
"as am I..."
LMaO @sucky
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"Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right." -Red, Shawshank Redemption (1994)
"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
That's one awesome peepaw list LOL; hit-able, every one of them
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"Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right." -Red, Shawshank Redemption (1994)
"'They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' chariot is born!" -MK
"Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 1:10pm.
My would hit it peepaw list:
Ed Harris
Sam Elliot
Havey Keitel
Gary Oldman
Kurt Russel
Donald Sutherland
Jeremy Irons
Tommy Lee Jones
Harrison Ford
Dennis Quaid."
I pretty much agree with this list - except for Donald Sutherland. I would mostly enjoy my time with Jeremy Irons if he sung "Be Prepared" to me each time we did the deed.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
ok guyz dis iz my impreshin of u
"grandma grandpa i wanna makeout wit u like we r justin nd selena" LOLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ id freakin die if i were u
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.