Paul McCartney Really Hasn't Learned Shit
Paul McCartney's savings account is still raw from Heather Mill's butt fucking millions of coins out of it and now it has a new reason to cry while searching Google for reputable anal reconstructive surgeons. As you know, Paul McCartney is going to make New Jersey businesswoman Nancy Shevell his third wife and he's going to do so without protecting his savings accounts with a butt plug in the form of a prenup. The Gold Digger Gazette has just found its sexiest man of every year.
A source tells Popeater that Sir Paul's lawyers have put together a single-page document stating that Nancy won't go after his fortune if they divorce, but there will be no prenup. Nancy is no Heather Mills and she not only has her own money, but her family's bidet shoots out liquid gold (basically, they're rich). The source goes on, "There's no need to make marriage a business arrangement. They are the perfect couple. And have both had a huge impact on each other. She has once again shown him that falling in love doesn't have to hurt. This one will last forever. She is the opposite of Heather and hates the public spotlight, plus she doesn't need his money to live a great life."
Sir Paul obviously doesn't know that the only thing better than having a lot of money is having even more fucking money! Maybe Sir Paul's naive optimism will work in his favor this time around (SPOILER ALERT: it won't). But if Sir Paul's future third marriage does find itself in a divorce casket, Nancy better go into hiding right away. Do not put it past Heather Mills to make a skin suit out of Nancy and assume her identity so she can collect a second divorce settlement from Paul. Heather Mill's glorious gold digging ways know no bounds. Paul's lawyers better make Nancy hop on her left leg before she collects her divorce settlement. Shit, Heather Mills can do that too, right?
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"There's no need to make marriage a business arrangement."
Marriage is ALWAYS a business arrangement. ALWAYS.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:33am.
We know that Paul is ugly but does he also suffer from 'tinymeat'? Otherwise why would Paul have to pay so many zillion$$$ for stinkfish??!!
He pisses on his balls. That's why he needs to part with the 'Maybe I'm Amazed' money for stinkfish.
The real Paul died in the late 60's.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
oh she's got her own money...THAT'S what will keep her from going after yours. *shakes head*
in all honesty, I somewhat admire his naivete...he married his first wife for pure love so it's a little sweet that he thinks the Heather Mills thing was a fluke. you'd think Stella or someone would pound some sense into his head though.
We know that Paul is ugly but does he also suffer from 'tinymeat'? Otherwise why would Paul have to pay so many zillion$$$ for stinkfish??!!
If you have that much money, you draw up a pre-nup and get it signed. Otherwise, just give your partner half before marriage THEN get married.
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He's always got his mouth hanging open in pics. It reminds me of my nan when she eats. (Takes her 5 minutes to get the shaking soup spoon into her open mouth)
Why the fuck do people need to marry in the first place?? Is it THAT big a deal?? He can do a pretend marriage, and just promise a bunch of mushy stuff to her in front of a bunch of people, and when it doesn't work out simply walk away. What's wrong with that. Paul needs to look at Brad and Angie, they're not married, and been together for far too long that it's sucking the hot out of him, but they're still together, and if they split they walk away.
Marie: OMG I'd let Ringo hit it, why does he look so much better? Is he way younger?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
ugh, whatever Paul. You and Hef can go cry together when you lose once again.
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Who ever thought Ringo would end up being the good looking Beatle. He looks great nowadays....
http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/Ringo-Sta...
Paul looks like haggard old school marm...
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:06am.
Jazz, doing great. How the hell are you???
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I'm fine. I've been very busy and will likely be making a big move soon. Relief and stress all at the same time!
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 9:44am.
Was he EVER sexy? Paul has looked like an old woman for the past 20 years
Oh, HELL yes. Do a GIS for pics of him when he was younger. He was gorgeous.
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Get it, girl!
Submitted by Chucks on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:02am.
"This one will last forever". Seriously? Famous last words. Why don't they just break up now and get it over with. Derp.
OMG they should get matching tattoos cause that really means they'll be together forever!!~
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Submitted by Chucks on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:02am.
"This one will last forever". Seriously? Famous last words
Just what I was going to say. Also, isn't doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results, the definition of insanity? C'mon, Paul!
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Jazz, doing great. How the hell are you???
I HATE RICH PEOPLE!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Basically, marriage is a business agreement - a contract. So when they stop being the "perfect couple" they will still need lawyers.
I have heard they don't really do pre-nups like Americans do, but Paul should make her ass sign everything!!
thrice!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 9:57am.
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AAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! How are you??? Long time no see!!!! Missed you!
"This one will last forever". Seriously? Famous last words. Why don't they just break up now and get it over with. Derp.
That's what I was thinking, he's got so much mola, he just doesn't give a shit.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Well, he's old - how much longer can he possibly have to worry about this shit?
Well well well two super wealthy motherfuckers get married. Together. What a classist fucking society. I have more money! No, I have more money! This world is as unfair and bigoted as it is fucked. Congratulations assholes.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 9:57am.
Hoff how do you think he gets the girls? Certainly ain't his eye
I see how is playful, gentle, loving side just draws them like bees to a flower.....
ah hell, who am I kidding?? my favorite date movie is Silence of the lambs.... I'm a twisted fuck my own self..
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Hoff how do you think he gets the girls? Certainly ain't his eye.
well BFD, he's got plenty to go around - he's like a billionaire. plus, she shits gold herself, so it's a perfect meeting of the wallets. and if t doesn't work out - meh - he can keep going like Hef until he's in his 80's.
btw, wtf happened to his facelift? he looked pretty good a few years ago, but it must've been done with cheap scotch tape, 'cos honey, it needs a redo, this time with industrial packing tape to hold it up better!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 9:53am.
Jack you're so fucking romantic...
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a hopeless romantic, indeed.
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Jack you're so fucking romantic, you're making me moist.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
He looks like he'd smell really old and musty.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 9:44am.
marriage is a business arrangement. kinda like investing in cattle futures.
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The ultimate analogy!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
The "dumbasses" tag is right. There's no fool like an old fool!
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 9:38am.
Oh for chrissakes, look at him! It's the WILL that's important at this point
HAHAHAHA very true
same thing I thought about the Playboy guy and his no-prenup marriage.
Not positive about this but I don't think prenups are legally binding in the UK. The judge can take them into consideration though and I don't know if they are marrying here or over there. I agree with everyone about the will, even though Ringo is the oldest Beatle and is still going strong.
Oh Paul, paul, paul... *sighs*
I read that he simply typed up this one page thing that said, "if this doesn't work, do not touch my children's trusts". At least that was done. All the best to them though.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 9:35am.
where YOU been, sugartits??
Snowy, right? of all the assholes that have work done, he should be first in line...ugh.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Was he EVER sexy? Paul has looked like an old woman for the past 20 years.
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twerk those stumps!
Good riddance.
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Douchechill!
she has signed a one page document stating she will not go after his fortune if they divorce... a prenup.
I agree with my colleague and legal counsel, Sir Suck N. Fuck... marriage is a busiess arrangement. kinda like investing in cattle futures.
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You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 9:30am
grandmotherly.....ahahahahahahhahaha I know! Hopefully she will introduce him to her surgeon!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
As soon as you say, "This one will last forever," it won't.
What she should really do is ensure she's the beneficiary of his life insurance and will. That's worth more than half the marital (or, per MK, martial) estate.
ETA: As Deb already said.
I wonder what Ringo thinks about this?
Oh for chrissakes, look at him! It's the WILL that's important at this point.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sounds like one to me.
"as am I..."
A fool and his money are some party.
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As long as he doesn't hand the bitch a tambourine and let her sing shitty back-up vocals like Linda Raul is cool with it.
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I actually respect him for this (maybe not the heather mills part) When I was younger,I was engaged to a wealthy guy and he asked me to sign a prenup. I was really insulted and dumped him. I'm older mow and less naive but I still don't think I would like it if my future husband asked me to sign one. I also would never want a man to support me if we broke up. But that's just me
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