Presenting.....The Purple Fox!!
On Mah Boo 369me last night, Isha Sesay started talking about the non-feud between superstar brat Justin Bieber and Marg Helgenberger when the producers snuck in a picture of a 9-year-old Anderson Cooper dressed like Ruta Lee on To Tell The Truth?. Andy said that he was supposed to be the youngest bear trainer and he got a vote from both Nipsey Russell and Kitty Carlisle Hart. (Note: The new bar has been set for the gayest sentence I've every typed.)
Mah Boo threw a few cut eyes at his 360 staff and said that heads will roll for this, but you know he still puts Barney's pube bush on his head and parades around his firehouse on a Sunday morning. Andy can't fool me!
Click here to see the clip of Mah Boo giggling at his 9-year-old self in Phyllis Diller drag and below is a clip of him further explaining the purple puff on his head. No comment on Young Anderson Cooper saying that he's no longer afraid of bears.
And when Mah Boo giggles, a platinum unicorn feels a twitch in its anus for the first time. So keep the giggling coming, Mah Boo!
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I think Kitty Carlisle knew he was Gloria's kid and gave him a sympathy vote too. And maybe Nipsy too (he probably wanted to get with Gloria, that middle age vixen lounging on pianos in her tight jeans).
Don't know why, but I read
"Andy said that he was supposed to be the youngest bear trainer and he got a vote from both Nipsey Russell and Kitty Carlisle Hart."
As... the youngest BEARD TRAINER.
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Only the original Anderson Cooper is allowed to rub his anus on my armrests and scratch until my sofa's insides come pouring out. - MK
To Tell The Truth always seemed to me to be more about lying than telling truth - it was an old folks show. I think that Cooper grew up around a lot of old (rich) people.
LMAO... @ Purple Fox!
I'd be happy to carry MK and Anderson's love baby. They'd make great parents.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
@Slurpee.
Yes. Bartles & Jaymes is still in business.
http://www.bartlesandjaymes.com/home.asp
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Andy said that he was supposed to be the youngest bear trainer and he got a vote from both Nipsey Russell and Kitty Carlisle Hart. (Note: The new bar has been set for the gayest sentence I've every typed.)
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In former Soviet Russia bear train you!
if snapple goes bad you won't be able to tell BEACAUSE IT'S SO FUCKIN NASTY.
On topic: ghey
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Oh, he was a really cute boy!
@Rosemary Young eeesh! corpse baby.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
Snowy:
Girl, you good!
Snowy:
Girl, you good!
Slurpee: I think I made a wine cooler right here at my desk!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Do they still make Bartles & James?
Awesome!
And for those late to the party, here is the famous portrait of baby Anderson taken by the famously weird photographer Diane Arbus...
http://trotz.com/2005/03/16/anderson-cooper-by-diane-arbus/
They still make Snapple?
I would have thought that Vitamin Water put them out of business.
: O
I have not had Snapple in years!
Should I be upset?!
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tashtz otay..........
cap fact: Next year, 1997, will mark the second anniversary of Snapple!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
MK didn't you have an old MySpace pic in a big fluffy furry hat like this? Oh maybe you can claim "bear trainer" (diff kind) but not the 9 yo part.
I love those big Russian sable fur hats for men. If I had unlimited funds I'd get one. Wear it even in Texas summer.
*sneaks in Snowy's office with Momus to poke her with a stick*
You alive beesh?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:54am.
MK, you effer! You owe me a new white blouse. I just laughed coffee right out of my mouth and onto my clean white shirt!!!
I did that earlier adn I tried to use a Tide pen to get the stain out but now it just looks like I drooled on myself.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
tutti frutti even way back then eh?
omg Nipsey Russell and his limericks. I miss old game shows.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
SNOWY!!!!!
Did you survive?
Are you too drunk to dlist?
*hears giggling under snowy's desk*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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Tells us the fun fact on the cap!
"Andy said that he was supposed to be the youngest bear trainer and he got a vote from both Nipsey Russell and Kitty Carlisle Hart. (Note: The new bar has been set for the gayest sentence I've every typed.)"
MK, you effer! You owe me a new white blouse. I just laughed coffee right out of my mouth and onto my clean white shirt!!!
LOL EEG here goes....
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:51am.
LOL so helpful, I have had this Snapple on my desk for about a year and all of a sudden I want to drink it.....
*waits for someone to dare me*
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Drink it. It's probably perfectly fermented.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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*double dog dare*
LOL so helpful, I have had this Snapple on my desk for about a year and all of a sudden I want to drink it.....
*waits for someone to dare me*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
parissucksliterally:
It was. I went to school with kids like that and the parallels are eerily similar.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:46am.
Does Snapple go bad?
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My question would be: does it go good? I haven't had a Snapple that I thought was too great!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:46am.
Does Snapple go bad?
It has been known to join gangs and rape hos.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Does Snapple go bad?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Breaky, I saw that a while back....was interesting.
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I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll.
No longer riding on the merry-go-round.
I just had to let it go.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:31am.
They don't call him Anderson "Goatse" Cooper for nothing.
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ahahahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:27am.
FINALLY some real news! Do you think his anus is all puffy and loose from all the dicks he takes? Or do you think he kegels his ass muscles enough to keep it virgin tight? What do you think?
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Raul thinks it's as sloppy today as it was after Nipsey Russel wrecked it in the dressing room after the taping.
I see you galavanting around town with damsel I admire and I propose Copulate Thyself ..and Copulate Her additionally! http://thechive.com/2011/05/05/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-16/1...
I saw the documentary 'Born Rich' last night and he was noticeably absent.
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I can't believe Gloria V. let him do this!
lol
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One above and one below
-Hole
It's wigarific!
Yay! Dlisted needed more Kitty Carlisle! May she rest in peace, and be bitch slapping Groucho Marx for being a sexist ass up in heaven.
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Nipsey Russel gave his vote to Anderson, that was an omen to his bright future. Nipsey knew.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:27am.
FINALLY some real news! Do you think his anus is all puffy and loose from all the dicks he takes? Or do you think he kegels his ass muscles enough to keep it virgin tight? What do you think?
They don't call him Anderson "Goatse" Cooper for nothing.
i'm guessing mah boo shits purple fluffies from his butthole these days...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
awww so cute! and Nipsy Russell!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
What a waste of internetz. Get rid of this thread.
It looks like he was eaten by a drum-major boa constrictor
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/taunting/a-taunting-of-osama-bin-lade...
FINALLY some real news! Do you think his anus is all puffy and loose from all the dicks he takes? Or do you think he kegels his ass muscles enough to keep it virgin tight? What do you think?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.