The Fallopian Tube Toilet Seat Hat Can Be Yours!
The hat that looks like two bitchy sperm fishes fighting about who gets to fertilize the egg is heading for eBay! The Original Fergie tells Oprah (in an interview airing today) that her daughter Princess Bea is donating the Philip Treacy-designed fascinator (drop the "f" and that's my fantasy bath house nickname) she wore to the Royal Wedding to charity. The Aretha Franklin hat of 2011 can be yours! From People:
"She's putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for children in crisis," Beatrice's mother, Duchess Sarah Ferguson, announced Wednesday during an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show.
No, UNICEF does not stand for: Urstruly Needs Immediate Cash Endorsements Forreal. And I don't think Fergie's nickname for her offshore account is "children." I think she's really donating it to charity!
In the same interview, Fergie said that she went to Thailand during the Royal Wedding, because she sad that she wasn't invited. Fergie said that she understood that her con man ways cost her an invitation, but she was still sad, "It was so difficult. Because I wanted to be there with my girls and to -- and to be getting them dressed and to go as a family."
Well, the molded vomit mess on Princess Bea's head made all of us rolls our eyes and laugh to keep from heaving, so it was just like Fergie herself was there top of her daughter's head!
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Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 05/11/2011 - 7:37pm.
Man. That is seriously fucked up. Her eyes really bother me. They look like those exaggerated big eyes on anime shows.
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I clicked in here just to say that her eyes scare me. I don't know if anyone told her with such big eyes and teeth the last thing she needs is a big O and bows on her head.
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Man. That is seriously fucked up. Her eyes really bother me. They look like those exaggerated big eyes on anime shows.
Maybe that forehead ornament is a portal to another world....to Potty Potty Dream Land and the My Little Pony Dream Factory of Huge Teeth.
She is the image of her father. Always sad for a daughter.
This ugly stepsister isn't far at all from the throne.
Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 05/11/2011 - 3:32pm.
Two things....#1 This is why horses and bush babies shouldn't mate...#2 I'm glad I became an American citizen because my hard earned tax money would have contributed to this atrocity...
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damn, at least that mess on her head is distracting us from her giant white Chiclet grin.
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Really, in the near future most of the population will be directly related to KFed, Lil' Wayne or a Duggar. We're doomed. -MK
She needs to speak with Bristol about oral surgery.
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Are royals not familiar with the abbreviation "WTF"...?
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That is one major grill. Yikes.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Two things....#1 This is why horses and bush babies shouldn't mate...#2 I'm glad I became an American citizen because my hard earned tax money would have contributed to this atrocity...
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I wonder if Bea stands in front of a funhouse mirror, will it reflect back a proportionate normal face? Because her face is nightmareish.
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I want to know what Antler Head did to her teeth. Does she frequent LeAnn Rimes' and Hillary Duff's veternarian dentist?
For the life of me, I could not remember
Saturday's Derby winner's name. Now I've got it,
it was PrincessBea.
Ah, the British royals - the epitome of understated class and tasteful elegance. *snork*
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TEEF.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Middletons genes will be fighting hard against Windsor teefs. Will they win the battle?
Put her with the Willis Sisters and Ali Lohan, and we will have a line of just plain gorgeous!
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I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
remember back in the day when the tabloids use to tear fergie up for fashion choices, royal behavior faux pas and yo-yo'ing weight? i kinda miss her being in the press for that sort of thing.
this hat is so not fetch.
Yikes at the face!
She has Annoying Orange face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA
I bought the Royal Ring, that's quite enough.
What an odd-looking girl. Not ugly, but cartoonish.
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Douchechill!
"'Princess' Bea looks like the product of a bushbaby mating with an anime character."
I always think she looks like she's just been punched really hard in the back of the head.
Yes, I'm sure that was extremely difficult for you, Fergie. I'm so sorry you had to experience such pain. Life can be so hard. I can only imagine. If there is anything I can....STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
'Princess' Bea looks like the product of a bushbaby mating with an anime character.
Everything about this hat is awful, for sure, but I think the *color* is the tipping point. It's the exact color of calamine lotion, and makes me feel itchy and sore just looking at it. Maybe Treacy meant it as a pun--after all, it's being worn by a "Bea"!
OurMissC, LMAO at your avie!
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:36am.
More reason to believe PHG is NOT a Windsor.
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I believe that I spotted his biological father on TV at the wedding. BBC annoyingly did not provide names of people it camera-panned. Mohammed El-Fayed was also there.
Yes, but do the teeth come with it??
I like the hat. I don't see what's wrong with it. If it has a fault it's that it isn't about 12 inches lower and protecting the world from the fugface wearing it.
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Is that a replica of a sperm cell on her head?
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/taunting/a-taunting-of-osama-bin-lade...
Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:41am.
She looks like the result of one of those Conan O'Brien portraits, If They Mated.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That hat (I'm sorry, FASCINATOR) is not only hideous, it looks like it is extremely uncomfortable. It must be pinned/glued to her head, or she has the Halloween mask elastic-band around the head hidden somewhere. Pffft. Keep your royals, keep your horsies, I'll keep my Yankees hat for ponytail day, thankyouverymuch.
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That is a hood ornament.
When smiling, her face is terrifying.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:41am.
She looks like the result of one of those Conan O'Brien portraits, If They Mated.
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She looks like the result of one of those Conan O'Brien portraits, If They Mated.
I'm sorry, but if it doesn't cover your head, it's not a hat. This is a forehead ornament.
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Almost looks like something you'd see at a bachelorette party.
That hat looks like a toilet seat with a ribbon on it.
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Ursula, step away from the wet & wild eyeliner, baby.
good lord...there's no denying this girl's bloodline is intertwined with the royals...those teefs...
i bet princess bea can tear the hell up out of an apple...
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The House of Windsor should have sought out the hottest chicks they could find on planet earth to reproduce with because those genes should have been stopped. Jesus, the hat is gorgeous compared to the broad whose head it's on!
More reason to believe PHG is NOT a Windsor.
She could show a bunch of beavers a thing or two about building a dam, I reckon.
OK, seriously... was that hat because she liked it or because she wanted attention or it was a joke or what? It really is God-awful and I can't imagine anyone thinking it actually looked good.
I love how Palin is trickin'/pimpin' out her spawn any and every way she can to keep them in the news.
I STILL believe Palin is not going to run for President. This ho has dough on the medulla oblongata!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:29am.
;) HAI.
On-topic: who would want that hat? ick!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
so unfortunate looking
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