Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which prominent TV personality is about to come out with the help of public relations guru Howard Bragman, who has helped dozens of celebs announce their sexuality? The media blitz will begin next week. (Page Six)
If this is Anderson Cooper, then Howard Bragman should know that the only acceptable official "coming out" announcement must include a parade down 8th avenue, dozens of shirtless man angels, a hundred baby silver foxes with rhinestone unicorn horns on their heads and rainbows in metallic tones spelling his name out in the sky (contact heaven and they will know what to do).
If it's someone like Ryan Gaycrest or Richard Simmons (HA!) then a regular "Yup, I'm Gay, In Case You Give a Shit" cover of People will do. It's a classic.
Which apparently clean singer has a huge drug problem and had to make a big payout to a tour manager, who quit and sued after he was asked to look after a suitcase that turned out to be packed with drug paraphernalia? (Page Six)
Aaaand Iiiiiiiiiiiii-eeeeeee-iiiii think this is Whitney Houston? I will forever blame Bobbaaaay B for this.
Fans of this long-running television show will be disappointed to know that it is ending. At the upfronts next week, they will announce that the next season will definitely be the show’s last. They will claim that it’s because they want to go out on top and that their star plans to move on to another exciting new project. Neither of these things is true.
The truth is that the ratings have fallen over the past couple of seasons, and that the show’s pretty star has no idea what they will be doing next. They are also very, very worried about being labeled a has-been. After all, this is the third or fourth TV show they’ve been responsible for that will have met its demise in as many years. Sometimes show business can be ugly. (Blind Gossip)
"Go out on top" = America's Next Top Model.
Now where will I get to see fucked up photo shoots where the models portray various internal organs or days of the week or whatever?
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We were all wrong--it was Don Lemon!
Pardon me, but isn't Anderson Cooper already out?
Enough with these born rich assholes getting all the good jobs and all the perks. Donald, Anderson, etc.
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About the only thing that can save Harpo's "network" at this point is an entire season devoted to her coming out.
After all, she's already signed up Rosie for another talk show despite being the most hated woman in televisionland (at least by men; ask one.)
She just fired the network's president, who ran MTV and VH1 before that--interpret those facts as you will--due to plummeting ratings for OWN, and nobody seems to have a clue what to do next, so why not just turn it into a ratings bonanza and open her very fucking last-ass show wearing a vest and a mullet?
I have a quibble with this "OWN" business--it's not a network. It's just a channel. Therefore, the name of this sinking ship should be changed to the Oprah Winfrey Channel, or "OWCH". Far more apt.
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*raises hand* #3 - Julia Louis Dreyfus? (Totally random guess, but it seems to fit.)
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@ cliffdweller - Do you mean "AC" Slater?
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but I thought Don Lemon was out?... His eyebrows told me
Last time one of these baloney Bragman leaks went out, it was a country singer no one really heard about. He seems to "soup" up these blind items when it comes to someone no one really cares to build up momentum.
TV personality can be an actor or actress who is not currently on something but was big on something a few years ago and is considered an icon. That's really what we call personalities.
So let's aim low people.
Real low.
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Okay maybe whooppi for #1
This is definetly a sign. But what will be Prince Hot Ginge's next move?
1. Ty Pendington
This would be like the Popess announcing that she is Catholic.
Anderson should be left to do what he wants - come out, don't come out - it's none of our fucking business. He always comes across like a professional and because he can sit next to (and listen to) Kelly Ripa and Kathy Griffin without projectile vomiting - no more proof is needed that the man can handle any situation thrown at him.
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I have a silver fox ring with rainbow colored crystals - I'll wear it in Mah Boos honor, if #1 is him.
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I was at the Endymion ball & AC was the Grand Marshall (Kelly Ripa was co-Grand Marshall) -- I didn't get a chance to meet him -- those things are huge (even though this last year the parade was on Sunday because of rain on Saturday & the ball was "smaller" -- in the convention center instead of the Superdome, but, still, a lot of people). Plus, the celebs sit in a roped off dais, but they give toasts to the crowd, etc.
Anyway, he seemed very, very nice & like he was having a lot of fun. I didn't see him do anything incriminating, but word on the street around NOLA (he's been here a lot ever since Katrina) is he doesn't try to hide it. I wouldn't be surprised if it is him.
eta: btw, I'm talking about a parade during Mardi Gras 2011, in case anyone doesn't get the reference to Endymion. It's usually held the Saturday before Mardi Gras, but it was postponed to Sunday due to weather.
Why bother Andersen? We all know you are a born rich and spoiled power bottom. You go home and grab your ankles and spread those ass cheeks for your boyfriend. We all know.
Donald Trump for #1. He seems so uptight and unhappy, like he's not being honest about something. Being gay would do him a world of good... having him officially announce it live on the season finalé of The Celebrity Apprentice would be the only thing to make that shit show of his worth watching.
Yeah right, like MK would act this calm and rational if he seriously thought that AC was coming out. I'm picturing a blimp over NYC, saying "Will you marry me, Mah Boo?".
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I don't think it's AC's style. He doesn't ever seem to want to draw a bunch of attention to himself.
It's Don Lemon-
Via Wikipedia:
During an on-air interview with members of Bishop Eddie Long's congregation on September 25, 2010, Lemon said that he was a victim of sex abuse as a child, and that it wasn't until he was thirty that he told his mother about it.
***Lemon has written a memoir, Transparent, that is due out in June of 2011
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
What 3 other shows has Tyra been involved in that ended?
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I didn't know AC was in the closet.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:32pm.
LOL @ Dr. Molar. Not a stage name? I guess that's better than Dr. Fester Abscess.
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80s flashback: Under the Milky Way
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:31pm.
hahaha. I don't recall that exact epi--never a loyal fan. I just recall some old, white(?) American car, like a Buick, with ASSMAN plates.
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Yes, exactly. And I really did have a pediatric dentist names Dr. Molar.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:27pm.
hahaha. I don't recall that exact epi--never a loyal fan. I just recall some old, white(?) American car, like a Buick, with ASSMAN plates.
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80s flashback: Under the Milky Way
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:24pm.
How great a PR name is "Bragman"?
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LOL! Like Assman for a proctologist a la Seinfeld.
How great a PR name is "Bragman"?
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Guys, I am hearing rumors that it is that sexy CNN peice Don Lemon. Damn, it's always the hot guys!!!
Maybe Anderson had to come out so he can replace Regis
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:20pm.
OFF TOPIC: The Hollywood Reporter is confirming that Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen on 2.5 Men.
What the fuckkk?
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And I thought that show couldn't get any shittier. They should have just killed Charlie's character off, with him leaving his house and money to the fat maid.
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My guess is Anderson Cooper, Joy Behar, Oprah Winfrey, Whoppi Goldberg, That hot doctor from The Doctors, Tyra Banks, Tom Bergeron, Ty Pennington, Rachel Ray, Martha Stewart, RyN Seacrest, Gayle Kibg, Namcy Grace, Larry King, Roseanne,
OFF TOPIC: The Hollywood Reporter is confirming that Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen on 2.5 Men.
What the fuckkk?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sources-confirm-ashton-kutcher-wil...
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Douchechill!
ooh, I'd love it to be Anderson AND Oprah. coming out together! course I realize that would be like two Elvises in the same band, forbidden by all the laws of physics.
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#1: The Big O.
#2: Defo not Whitney. Taylor Swift? Coke makes you squint, right? I'll say Justin Bieber, because that's just how he rolls.
#3: Didn't Heigl already leave Grey's Anatomy? (Never seen it.) Ummm. I hate that Blind Gossip used "they" for the third person singular, so I'm leaving inna huff.
What's always so disappointing about these coming outs is that usually they're not shocking. I liked when Ricky Martin came out because it validated the presumptions that I was always scolded for.
But Lance Bass? Who could give a fuck? George Tekei? Love him on Howard Stern but I prefer men of his age to be asexual altogether. Adam Lambert? Big fucking shocker. Clay Aiken? Bleh.
There's no fucking point in Anderson Cooper coming out. Come on! I want a SURPRISING coming out. Why hire a PR person to arrange it unless it's MAJOR?
#3 might be Grey's Anatomy, but I can only think of one other Shonda show going down the tubes (Off The Map). It's the one that NEEDS to go off the air.
Unless it's yet another Law & Order?
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You made me spit my monitor laughing, MK.
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The third BI fits no one and no show, so my guess is it just was horrendously written by the columnist.
There is no show that has been on the air for several seasons where the last couple have been shaky, which stars a pretty female who has also torpedoed a few series in the past few years after a few seasons. Unless that person was starring in multiple series at the same time.
The closest I can imagine it to be is Courtney Cox, because she had Dirt and also that show on HGTV. But her current show has only been on two seasons, so it's not long-running and the ratings can't have fallen the past couple seasons.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
#1 is bound to be someone boring, like Whoopi or one of those bitches on that other screeching harpies show.
#3 - The Mentalist. At least *I* think Simon Baker is pretty.
"The Mentalist"(2008-2011)
"Smith" (2006-2007)
"The Guardian" (2001-2004)
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if the "pretty" was meant facetiously, Jay Leno.
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I say Fergie for #2. I have never considered Whitney clean.
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Well Top Model makes sense except for the last sentence. What other shows has Tyra caused the demise of? Is she responsible for Fresh Prince being canceled?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
The float Anderson is on looks like a big, stripey dick.
Desperate Housewives for #3.
#1 Doesn't state what the gender of the TV personality is, so I'm going to guess Oprah.
She's wrapping up her show at the moment and this would give her massive ratings to go out on.
You just know how much she would love to break whatever is the daytime ratings record.
#2 Whitney seems the obvious answer. Could be Axl Rose - he is always cancelling shows.
#3 No idea.
It better be Anderson, cause I want him to scream from the top of his lungs "ITZ RAINING MEN! AMEN!!"
Usher for number two, people have been talking about that lately..
And Tyra's big ass theatre screen head for 200, Mike K.
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Clean singer...Taylor Momson. That's why her eyes are always blacked out...to keep her pupils from freaking out. Ok it's a bad guess!
Hmmm. Me thinks we've seen that photo before and I thought Anderson already outed himself.
Is this Groundhog Day again?
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Oprah since her show is over now.
This outing better be good. Last time it was some country-music chick no one'd ever heard of. And nobody gave a rat's ass that she was gay, anyway.
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