Leonardo DiCatchaho Is Back Out On The Prowl
Every few months, every major modeling agency in the world sends Leonardo DiCaprio a little "reminder card" letting him know that it's been a while since he stopped by their office to check out all their new models. It's just a little wink. Like most of us do with those annoying reminder notices from our dentists (or the free clinic in my case), Leo throws them into el garbage. But I guess all those reminder notices started to put thoughts into his head because he has split up with Bar Refaeli for the 412,987th time!
Page Six reports that nothing dramatic was the cause of Leo and Bar ending their on-and-off five year long relationship. They're both kind of over it and would rather spend their time doing work shit than doing each other. A source added, "Neither were ready to settle down, and both have busy careers that have been taking them in different directions."
People is also echoing Page Six and confirming with their own source that Leo and Bar are over it.
So if you're a bikini model with at least one Victoria's Secret or Sports Illustrated credit on your resume, submit your application and portfolio to The Leonardo DiCatchaho Agency. Or you can try out for an upcoming season of America's Next Top Model since I'm sure the prize package will include one date with Leonardo.
And will somebody please tell Blake Lively's dumb ass to take her application back, because her little Chanel handbag campaign does not count as bikini modeling. There are rules and regulations that must be followed, Blake!
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There is something about him that I like, but I can't put my finger on it.
"Friday the 13th I'm a play Jason"
Isn't he like 35 years old? And he's "not ready" to settle down? How immature can you get? Pathetic.
Marriage is for Ugly people...
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Leonardo DiCRAPrio can't act worth a shiny shit.
Is that dog poop on the bottom of her shoe?
I've never found Leo Dicapratunnel attractive. I just don't get this appeal.
I can't get past DiCaprio's mid brow skin flap.
It distracts me like a bad toupee.
Bar is pretty but her looks are generic pretty - I wouldn't be able to identify her in a police line up.
Let me just say that I thought he was soooo dreamy in "Romeo and Juliet"...and then "Titanic" came out, and he was alright but not quite the same. And now...let's just say that for the past few years I feel as if he has been growing more and more fugly. And I love how he still has that mid 90's DiCaprio mindset of only dating those sleezy supermodels. Wake up Leo, you are no longer Romeo! In fact, in this picture he reminds me a lot of a midget lumber jack. Just please go home.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
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Leo is the freaking most in demand actor around as well as producing. Look at his IMDB page!!!! WTF? I can't wait to see what his J Edgr Hoover flick will be like as well as Gatsby. I mean Inception and Shutter island made how much last year? PLEASE.
Oh by the way....Di Caprio prefers the sistas....shhhh.....Rhianna is a just for now type of thing.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 11:13am.
Inception was the biggest piece of bloated crap I've ever had the head scratching misfortune to waste 2 hours on and by the end of it I wished him dead and can't even remember I got my wish or not.
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I tried watching it on the plane 5x and fell asleep each time! Finally, I was like, forget it, I get the gist. But I was only watching it for Joseph Gordon Levitt, not Leo. They sort of remind me of each other, once upon a time. Cute, talented actor, childhood sitcom roots. Although JGL was much more to talk about on Third Rock from The Sun. Leo on Growing Pains, eh.
He is always bloated. He might like men.
Submitted by yummy_pizza on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:45am.
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I like his triangle face when it gets angry, he's such an angry trapezoid, like he is angry at chix having to learn geometry to understand him.
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I hope he dates a "normal" chick instead of a supermodel and then ends up marrying her. The other hos would be all: he is marrying that plain bitch instead of my sports illustrated certified ass?! wtf!
Someone needs the soles of their shoes redone! That's just tacky.
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Martin Scorcesse should get over his infatuation with this high school graduate global warming "expert". Every damn movie he's just Leonardo playing dress-up. Only plus for him is I read he flees from Parasite and Blohan at events like a vampire from garlic.
Hes never going to settle down
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:42am.
Girlfriend, how are you today? Can we offer up prayers to St. Dymphna for each other?
Mr. W has the twitchy sads because his sister is a physical wreck from some rare genetic neurological disease AND brain cancer. No one thinks she has much time left.
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Don't get this guy's appeal. He is not a good actor.
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Inception was the biggest piece of bloated crap I've ever had the head scratching misfortune to waste 2 hours on and by the end of it I wished him dead and can't even remember I got my wish or not.
Leo is no longer Jack Dawson, but actually starting to resemble the Titanic! Giselle must be thrilled!!
Leonardo DiCatchaho Agency! Bwaahahahaaaaa! Yes, it's so easy to make me laugh.
LMAO @ snowy and jacko!!! *gets I♥MK tat on my ass*
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:41am.
I think Leo can act his ass off. His roles lately haven't been all that. But he's talented. He should have won the Oscar for Gilbert Grape.
His now trademark performance of "lean head forward with a serious stare and angry eyebrows, nodding like a velociraptor" gets on my nerves, but I agree about the Gilbert Grape thing.
*gets tat of Jack's peen*
OH SHIT! AMI will be there??? maybe I will finally get that tattoo of the dlisted logo as a tramp stamp, Ami is hot as hell!!!
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Submitted by MisstressOfTea on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:47am.
I would like to get "You're next" tattooed on my penis. This is very exciting, I look forward to you touching my penis. Thank you.
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Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
He's the next Clooney in terms of the perma-bachelor thing. He dates vapid younger women who ONLY serve as arm-candy. Plus, he's not really getting any younger...I'm pretty sure he'll be hitting 40 in a couple years. I never thought he was hot, so I don't care if he looks all bloated and fug. I do think he is a talented actor, though.
Just sayin'
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I think he's very talented but like Brad Pitt, he's losing his hotness as he gets older. That's not going to stop him from trolling for supermodels, though,especially ones from exotic countries. What's next? Russia? Bali? Lapland?
This chick kinda looks like January Jones.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:41am.
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I think Leo can act his ass off. His roles lately haven't been all that. But he's talented. He should have won the Oscar for Gilbert Grape. He went full retard better than Sean Penn, IMHO. And he was great in The Basketball Diaries.
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Cosign, he did his best work in Gilbert Grape. Sometimes Leo overacts (Shutter Island, Inception) but when he's on, he's really on. I think he's just starring in too many movies lately and people are getting tired of him.
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Jesus Christ! Desperate? UGH!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:42am.
Girlfriend, how are you today? Can we offer up prayers to St. Dymphna for each other?
Mr. W has the twitchy sads because his sister is a physical wreck from some rare genetic neurological disease AND brain cancer. No one thinks she has much time left.
Submitted by kari54 on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 10:18am.
@jacko... what is the fridge story?
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LOL will tell ya in OP.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
@jacko... what is the fridge story?
Is Leo EATING the models? I swear his face always seems bloated and he is slowly but surely entering Jack Nicholson territory.
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Of course they are not going to get married. Why would they? Would you? Imagine you are Leo: good looking, famous, handsome, rich - would;d you wanna fucking settle down with someone and play husband and wife? Marriage is for normal, desperate people. I mean let's face it, the reason most people get married is to get out of the house, have some kind economic stability due to the two income thing and companionship. When you are rich, famous and popular , you dont need ot enter into a contract with another person where you both essentially force each other to be stuck together.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:37am.
I like his triangle face when it gets angry, he's such an angry trapezoid, like he is angry at chix having to learn geometry to understand him.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Angry trapezoid. LOLZ.
Her face is very child-like to me. And I agree with previous posts; he was the hottest thing on two legs in the mid to late nineties and now he's just blah.
BAH! I swear each year of aging and he loses another degree of hot.
WTF HAPPENED?
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:41am.
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I think Leo can act his ass off. His roles lately haven't been all that. But he's talented. He should have won the Oscar for Gilbert Grape. He went full retard better than Sean Penn, IMHO. And he was great in The Basketball Diaries.
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Yes, he can act. He's just not in high demand for new movies now because he's lost his sex appeal. His head has gotten so squishy block-headed looking over the years.
Leo is the best actor of his generation.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:56am.
Jacko, I actually told the fridge story just last night!!!! Fucking thing NEVER gets old.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 05/12/2011 - 9:48am.
Hahahaha! An uncooked biscuit lookin' to give you a yeast infection.
Jacko, I actually told the fridge story just last night!!!! Fucking thing NEVER gets old.
Leonardo Di Caprio is a pudgy little dough boy.
That is all.
lmao snowy!!! And Leo's using his drink as a boner cover.
LMAO "uncooked biscuit"
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lol at SHOVE IT in his ass.... so graphic
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Submitted by Nanners: "He used to look like a 14 year old girl and now he's full on Orson Welles."
I think he is a good actor, but agree about his looks. Not my type. AT ALL.
lmao sucky!!! Bar's face is meh but her body is bangin. Leo looks like an uncooked biscuit these days.
the dude next to him is whispering about how he's gonna shove it in Leo's ass later
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Submitted by suckandfuck
I like his triangle face when it gets angry, he's such an angry trapezoid, like he is angry at chix having to learn geometry to understand him.
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^FUCKING THIS! LOLOLOL Pointy pointy!