The Grace Of Janice Dickinson Knows No Bounds
If champagne bottle nostril sex, rippled titties, stray pit hairs, sign language cunnilingus, 56-year-old nipple, melting Parmesan stick arms, vein erections, painted duck bills and organic elegance gives you life, then these NSFWish pictures are your new holy grail! Janice Dickinson earned the title of the world's first AND greatest supermodel at District 36 in NYC last night by bringing out a series of poses that were so scorching hot it made the silicone in her chichi sacks boil over and her tit skin started to do the wave in her honor.
Not only do these pictures make me crave poorly-wrapped fried pork dumplings, but it makes me fall in love with the forever demure Janice Dickinson. How can you not love a beautiful creature who resembles a Steven Tyler Muppet made with fruit leather?
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EWWWWWW GROSS!
Her lips look like inflamed hemorrhoids.
And now I know what happens to fake boobs when woman with a boob job reaches middle age... WOWSERS!
This deluded clown is pathetic.
Wow. 56.
Submitted by Murph on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 12:27pm.
Due to my huge lack of experience with drugs, can anyone tell me exactly what she is on here????
This is way more than "just drunk."
My guess (and this is really scary) is she's only drunk on her own delusions of importantance/hotness.
You know if she cut her hair, stopped ALL plastic surgery, fixed those Wonky Tits, gained a couple of pounds, laid off the brooze and drugs, and dressed appropriately for her age she wouldnt be half bad looking.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
She has two kids. Imagine if that were your mom? Really, imagine being in high school and everyone you go to school with, your friends, enemies, teachers, neighbors, sees pics and video of your mom looking and behaving like this. Ugh. They should just make arrangements for rehab for the kids now, so when the time comes they won't have to wait on line to fill out forms or anything; they can go straight to their rooms.
Fun trivia: when she was pregnant with her daughter she had no idea who the babydaddy was (dlisted honor roll for that) so she blamed Sylvester Stallone 'cause he banged her a few times - turned out he was NOT THE FATHER!
Girls, this is what happens when you have no education, no real career, nothing going for you and nothing to offer but but your appearance, which is fading with time, as it does for everyone, no matter how much surgery/booze/denial you engage in. (If that little botox girl from yesterday doesn't get away from her mom, this is her future.)
Due to my huge lack of experience with drugs, can anyone tell me exactly what she is on here????
This is way more than "just drunk."
She looks like she's been left alone in a room for 8 months with a space heater turned on.
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"Can't you just be satisfied with if I'm wrong about god, I'll burn in hell?"
How can you not love a beautiful creature who resembles a Steven Tyler Muppet made with fruit leather?
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 05/14/2011 - 12:14pm.
Doesn't this trick have a kid? I hope for his sake that he's too dumb to be embarrassed.
She actually has two, a son and a daughter. I think they're both grow, well I hope so. She really needs to cover up those wrinkled implants.
Glamour! Finally! I've been waiting all damn day!
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
Madonna arms and rippling fun-bags from hell. I feel bad for her. She used to be such a knockout. :(
Doesn't this trick have a kid? I hope for his sake that he's too dumb to be embarrassed.
Good. God. Also, she looks 70.
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Douchechill!