The Closet Door Knob Is In Your Court, Mah Boo!
Those of you who guessed "Don Lemon" for that "Which TV personality is coming out?" blind item can give yourself a pat on the taint this morning. But you know, you should always start your day with a pat on the taint no matter what since it's the body part that barely gets any love. It's always getting splattered with all kinds of bodily fluids from our genitals and b-hole and we never thank it for that. We basically treat it like a back alley. It gets no love! It's like the Marlon Jackson of body parts. So we should all pat our taints to let it know that we care. But I'm digressing all over a post again. Let's move on to DON LEMON'S COMING OUT PARTY!!!!!
CNN's prime-time weekend anchor Don Lemon, who is Liz Lemon's ninth cousin once removed, made the decision to come out while writing his autobiography called Transparent. Don already admitted that he was child touched by a bishop, so he was a little wary because he didn't want people to think that's the reason why he loves the peen. Don also tells The New York Times that being gay and African-American is a totally different game.
“I’m scared. I’m talking about something that people might shun me for, ostracize me for.It’s quite different for an African-American male. It’s about the worst thing you can be in black culture. You’re taught you have to be a man; you have to be masculine. In the black community they think you can pray the gay away.
You’re afraid that black women will say the same things they do about how black men should be dating black women. I guess this makes me a double minority now.”
I'm not even touching that one with a Tyler Perry joke, so moving on. Don also says that he wishes more famous people would come twirling out of the closet (Geraldo Rivera's stache just twitched).
“I think it would be great if everybody could be out. But it’s such a personal choice. People have to do it at their own speed. I respect that. I do have to say that the more people who come out, the better it is for everyone, certainly for the Tyler Clementis of the world.I think if I had seen more people like me who are out and proud, it wouldn’t have taken me 45 years to say it,” Mr. Lemon said, “to walk in the truth.”
Good for Don! Being an out gay definitely has its perks. You can openly make out with a dude almost anywhere you want AND when you're listening to the Best of Aqua on the subway, you don't have to hide your iPod screen from prying eyes. It's a non-stop party! However, I will say that the real headline here should be: DON LEMON COMES OUT AS A 45-YEAR-OLD!
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Normally I don't care when a person comes out, but in this case it really is brave, since gay black men face a lot of prejudice.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
now that don is out, who is his facialist because the man looks like he's in his 30's....
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Submitted by chestybongos on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 9:06am.
I don't have very good gaydar but my blackdar is first rate. I never would have figured he was gay but I could tell he was black as soon as I saw him. I kid you not.
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That's funny! The only acceptable gay stereotype in the Black community is the super flaming Lamont Lamar type, so there's no confusion about his sexuality. I think that's how Tyler Perry stays popular with the Black church ladies in hats. It doesn't explain RuPaul because there is no explanation for RuPaul.
I don't have very good gaydar but my blackdar is first rate. I never would have figured he was gay but I could tell he was black as soon as I saw him. I kid you not.
While I have absolutely no interest in what he does with his johnson, he came out when he released that publicity photo.
Truth be told, the only johnson I care about is my own.
LOL at gay being a "white" thing... not that I don't believe you, I just find it funny... white people are so GHEY!!!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
*pats Sucky's taint*
Sigh. Sometimes I wish I was black so I could look 15 years younger than I am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 8:29am.
He loves dick, in his mouth, in his ass! DICK DICK DICK! SUCK SUCK SUCK!
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ahahha he probably loves guys to piss in his mouth too, since he is DEFINITELY a fag and admits it!! He loves it when guy's sweat on his face, like they bunch up and twist their arm pit hairs to ring them out over his mouth so he can drink all the pit sweat and cum hard cuz that's what he likes ommg I am so grossed out!! EWWWWWWWWW!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He looks a lot younger than 45.
o.k., i know that i'm not the brightest bulb on the planet, but.... why is which gender this guy likes to fuck news?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Quien?
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I like Don Lemon but of course I had more than my share of doubts about him!
For once I will not join in the bitch fest. I know from my black friends it is not at all well seen in the black community to come out as gay. It's perceived as:
1. A white thing (=the worst offense)
2. A sin (for the religious types, strongly represented in the community)
3. A betrayal of the strong black man ideal (=political offense)
Black gay men have a hard time coping and Don's decision is commendable -- never mind his age.
Coming out is always an excellent thing. Good for him.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I want you all to be the first to know. I'm hetero. There, I actually claimed it. I'd write a book about whoring my way thru college but I don't remember much due to the drugs and alcohol involved.
I feel so much better admitting to it. I don't have to keep my marriage a secret any longer.
I love Don Lemon, follow him on Twitter and everything. Totally didn't see this coming, but then again I pretty much have the worst gaydar in the world. But it's true what he said about being a black man and being gay, it's so much harder for them...and referring to him being 45, even though he doesn't look a day over 30...three words: Black Don't Crack :)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Good for him. I wish some silver-haired cowards would do the same...
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twerk those stumps!
He looks vaguely familiar.
"as am I..."
Ummm...yeah...that tie pretty much gives it away.
Wolf Blitzer loves him some rough buttsex too, jussayin'.
I see you galavanting around town with damsel I admire and I propose Copulate Thyself ..and Copulate Her additionally! http://thechive.com/2011/05/05/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-16/1...
I wonder if/when Sue Simmons on Channel 4 will ever come out. I do enjoy her occasional F-bombs.
Umm such a coincidence that he has a book coming out. Ricky Martin did it first. Well after Ellen and the fat lesbian from NSYNC.
don't know who this peeneater is.... but good for him.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
*yawns* we live in a TMI world. It's 2011 and I really dont give a caca about anyone's sexual situations. hehe
Coma Caca!
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He loves dick, in his mouth, in his ass! DICK DICK DICK! SUCK SUCK SUCK!
I see you galavanting around town with damsel I admire and I propose Copulate Thyself ..and Copulate Her additionally! http://thechive.com/2011/05/05/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-16/1...
Don Lemons and TJ Holmes look eerily similar. Good for Don, I am proud of him ( and happy that its not TJ).
don't know who he is
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Sniiiipes. He's 45?! I don't know who he is, so I don't care if he's gay.
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Douchechill!
Good for him, but does it really matter? I don't see any reason why he needed to tell me? Don, we all love and respect you, black, white, purple or pink. It's 2011, is coming "out" so shocking? Nope.
NEXT!
Tell me more about the dirty French guy who stuck his cock in the mouth of a cleaning lady.
Dirty bastard!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
First of all, good for him.
Second of all, I have no idea who he is.
Third of all, he's 45??? Black don't crack. I would have guess late 20s.
Wow captain obvious. That was as mind blowing as the crap I took this morning after eating mexican food and drinking all night. *still sick from watchng eurovision video and bitter its Monday*
It's safe to assume that Fox News' Shepard Smith and CNN's Anderson have clauses in their multi-million dollar contracts to "pay the gay away".
I don't know who he is but I look forward to the day everyone, everywhere can come out without fear. Good for him and I hope he doesn't get any flack for it (although I'd give him flack for listening to Aqua, lol ;)
I'm glad he made this decision, but whenever there's a "coming out" blind, I feel like we all expect one of the big-name Captain Obvious celebrities. Then the name is revealed and everyone's like "who"?
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
ahgahahha haha DON LEMON IS A FRUIT
LEMON IS A FRUIT
OH GOD! IT'S SO POETIC AND SHIT! HAHAHA
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He could have just said, "See my tie? Yup."
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
Is there something in the rules that says you can't be masculine and gay? That sounds Kinda homophobic to me.
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"if there is one thing I like more than suckin dick, it's whoopin ass" POW! overheard by bambam