Donald Trump's Prank On America Has Come To An End
Doing what his father should've done 64 years ago, Donald Trump has pulled out of something! No, I don't mean that. If Donald Trump didn't exist on this planet, then I wouldn't know of the Slovenian peach Melania Trump and the hussy-hating ways of Dionne Warwick. Donald Trump is good at giving the world what it really wants: reality show crazies and gold digging beauties. And now he'll continue to devote all of his time to those two gifts since he has announced that his fake presidential campaign has come to an end.
Trump made the announcement at the same time NBC announced that Celebrity Apprentice will be back. Imagine that.
"After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election. I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half heartedly. Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector."
THANK GOD! Now I don't have to spend another sleepless night worrying about whether my vote is going to go to a bull frog's full colostomy bag or Jimmy "The Rent Is Too Damn High" McMillan!
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an added bonus- here's a self-portrait oil painting The Donald has of himself hanging up in the Mar-a-Lago private club he owns, right there in the bar for everyone to see:
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Well this sure is some happy news, and for a moment there we all thought he was really going to do it! How many people besides some crazy Tea-Partiers were really going to vote for this asshole anyway?
Lets See a $400000. /yr Salary or make $5million+/ for another season of "Apprentice" best of all it's NBC/GE money.
He is a LIAR!!! The polls across the country measuring Republican frontrunners have NEVER shown him at the top. The big-headed blowhard usually gets around 2%.
"After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret;
Let's face it...Celebrity Apprentice pays more!
In Brando voice: "I coulda been a contender".
Soooo much easier to claim he would have succeeded if only he had bothered to run. I bet the story of how close he was to occupying The Whitehouse gets even more inflated with every telling.
America's gain is international politics loss - he would have been hilarious on a world stage.
Bewigged blowhard.
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Anyone who thought this guy would actually run needs to be a tad more skeptical. Pat Paulson had more of a chance than Trump.
BTW I'd guess that Palin isn't going to run, either. She, like Trump, is happy making money at speaking engagements, being a thorn or gadfly, and being the center of attention.
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
Pfffffffffff. He was only in it to a. get more viewers for his show (backfired! ha) and b. to cast aspersions on Obama. Makes me wonder if the Koch Brothers Party put him up to it.
Everybody knew he wasn't going to run, because he would have to release his financials.
I do have to give him credit for playing NBC. Supposedly they are offering 60 mil.
What?! Say it isn't so!
Submitted by clairey claire on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:26pm.
Translation: Obama made me look like a cunt in front of the whole world
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Bingo.
"This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election."
Seriously? Even if that's true, he has to add that to his statement? Ugh. I can't stand self-promoters, and he is just the worst.
Oh, he's running alright, just the other direction... whattadik
Not running will have absolutely no effect on Trump's total vote count in the primaries.
He's such an arrogant twat and a different brand than a politician has to be. The entire Republican party probably sat there with their head in their hands, all denying he was with them like the drunk at the bar who keeps trying to lick strangers' faces.
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Ha! Perfect title, MK.
Submitted by clairey claire
Translation: Obama made me look like a cunt in front of the whole world
Yes, this.
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His ego could never handle what was to come
Yep, and this. That orange skin is amazingly thin.
Thank God. Can you imagine what he and Melania would have done to the White House? It would be turned into the "Tacky Gold Filigree" House in under 3 weeks!
Although, I bet that Tacky Gold Filigree House Tour would be awesomely bad!
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Sarcasm is lost on the truly ignorant.
After Obama ripped him to shreds at that dinner I bet that woke him up to what lots of people really think of him. He is one of those people who can dish it out but can't take it. His ego could never handle what was to come.
Mr Trump like you ever had a chance...HA
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Honestly not trying to be funny or smarmy or whatever but I have put some thought (I mean like for YEARS now) into Trump's hair styling because it is just so freakin' weird and I have come up with three scenarios about what happens every morning of Trump's life.
1) He is his own stylist and can achieve that look on his own. Is that possible? Honest to Christ it would take me both hands and a hunting dog to try to pull that off and even still I could probably only get the front part even ballpark close and the rest not at all and I would look crazily different every day because I could never get it the same even twice in a row.
2) He has a live-in stylist fix it for him but there are like at least 10,000 people in the world who can create that look so if Trump is traveling and/or his usual stylist is sick or on vacation or something it's not too hard for Trump to go through his Rolodex and get a replacement A.S.A.P.
3) There is only one person on God's green earth who can do that to Trump's hair and if he wanted to he could charge Trump like $10 million a day to do it and Trump would have to pay it and if/when this guy dies Trump will just start wearing hats and that will be his new thing.
Also, does Trump ever go swimming and what does he do with it at night and is ANYBODY allowed to see him with his hair messed up? Like is it no big deal for his inner circle of wife, kids, etc. to see him with his hair all horrifyingly crazy or is he just crazy anal about it and screaming at people to get the fuck out if they start to accidentally enter the room and he doesn't have his hair ready yet?
Other polls indicate that Donald Trump's hair is a massive case of FAIL.
as usual, the hashtags are as good, if not better, than the story. thank you, mk for a lunchtime laugh.
Palin is NOT running.
She is too busy trying to find reality shows to pimp her spawn on for CASH.
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I cannot believe anyone thought he was actually going to run...but then I ran into a pack of Fox-watching, right-wingers who were going to vote for him! That scared the crap out of me...not that he would run (HE WAS NEVER GOING TO) but that there are people who would actually have supported the clown.
Guess those blind items about him being gay or having lovers are true. He won't want that exposed, plus he would of had to disclose financials and he's too crooked to be truthful.
Submitted by GeeMoney on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:32pm.
One douchebag down, two more to go. How do we get Newt and Palin out of the running?
why? SNL needs them...they've already been dealt a blow now that The Donald isn't in.
was it SNL where they had that guy who imitated Donald Trump? that shit was achingly hilarious and I'm sure whoever it was would have appreciated the rocket launch back into relevancy Trump's run would have brought him.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:29pm.
Apprentice was amazing last night. After weeks of working their asses off, after a little interview with Joan Rivers, Brett Michaels, and that Pearce, MeatLoaf and Little Jon are both fired, and neither even registers more than an "Oh Ok"
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LOL! Right? That was priceless. They were both saying, more or less: Ok, I'm done now. And Meat couldn't stop crying anyway.
I'm not so in love with Marlee, myself. I do KINDA like her but she seems to me to be simultaneously wishy-washy and overly aggressive...I can't really explain it...And, as far as John Rich goes, I just want him to do a reality show with Lil John where they put together some project. I'd totally watch that over and over again. They're so cute. I want little John Dolls I can play with at home!:)
O yeah - and I remembered another reason you shouldn't necessarily poop on a Trump candidacy - he did fire Khole Kardashian for taking time off to deal with her DUI...a little for just HAVING a DUI. I have to admit I was impressed that day.
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didn't see that one coming.
*crosses eyes*
:D
If he didn't have any inheritance money, he would have been that kid yo slap in the corner when the teacher turns away.
It is a miracle his kids are so well adjusted. But I thank Ivana for that.
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*sports jacko for prez buttons* One says "HELL YES I WOULD" and the other says "BEER" Finally, a real candidate!
*hands M.E. my nail polish touch-up pen*
It was a tough decision for the Donald but his HAIR is in fact going to make a run for the presidency.
When asked THE HAIR said "I think I have a real chance now that I don't have to hold on to Donald"
My eyes are rolling so hard, like they're on E. I actually he would run so he could see how many people wouldn't vote for his delusional ass.
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
Alright, SuckandFuck. Ever since Friday when you were described as slim and handsome, and given the fact that you've been all over the board with you're craziness lately, I'm getting HOT HOT HOT Cure-style in my chair.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:41pm.
In other news, the sky is blue, grass is green and water is wet...carry on.
That's not the only thing that's wet.. HEYYOOOO!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
HUGE COCK MUNCHER
especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election.
Um, yeah, please enjoy your lifelong stay at Delusional City.
boooooooooooo..........
yes, but what is he gonna do with THAT HAIR?!!
*begins production of Jacko for president buttons*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
i read recently, that after pissing on those with democratic tendencies for the last couple a months, the donald and his hair discovered (gasp) that his show is watched in part by those who have democratic tendencies. he's lost lots of viewers through the crazy and that hurts his bottom line.
In other news, the sky is blue, grass is green and water is wet...carry on.
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Hmm. Excellent timing. This announcement comes just a few days after an article in the NY Times exposing his failed condos in Baja California and Tampa.
Trump must have read the comments. They were deliciously vicious, the kind the Times usually moderates.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:33pm.
knew he wasn't going to the whole time.
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It took Obama's long birth certificate and Osama Bin Laden's death for this arrogant asshole to finally figure out he's a #LOSER.
I am hoping Marlee wins too, I think she's wise, warm and sweet.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
*pops gum with Sweetas*
*trims fingernails*
Submitted by clairey claire on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:26pm.
Translation: Obama made me look like a cunt in front of the whole world
^^this! AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
I think I'll still move out of the country
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