Michelle Rodriguez Knows How To Do Cannes
Now you know what innocent passersby see when you come stumbling out of a cab (or whatever) smelling like poor decisions and a good time with ropes of your hair swinging all around like you've just given road head during a bumpy ride. Thanks to Michelle Rodriguez for giving you a picture to match to the feeling!
While some celebrities spray their genitals with fancy French perfume and try to behave like refined swans in Cannes, MRod is doing Cannes how it should be done. By day she's hanging her Dominican moon over the waters of Cannes, and by night she's running from a motel in her gown after gnawing off the arm of a dealer who tried to sell her a bag of dirty kitty litter. MRod snorted it anyway, because the cat could've been on Ketamine and why waste that shit?
Hopefully, one of these days MRod drunkenly trips out of a cab and lands directly onto Paz de la Huerta who is obviously lying in the gutter. Because those two belong together!
What a mess. Lovely. What a lovely mess.
Love it. She's the antithesis of super controlled Nicole Kidman or Angelina.
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twerk those stumps!
IDK why, but I love this bitch.
It looks like she puked all over her dress. I thought that's what this post was about at first.
Oh holy hell...my eyes can't unsee that crushed velvet dress on the girl in one of the pics. Make it stop.
Hekki:
She is not big here, but hell, in this day and age, all it takes is a sex tape and a titty flash to deem you an (sh)IT girl!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 7:20am.
That dress is confusing me. I don't know where to concentrate my eyes.
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LOL! It confuses me so much I just can't even with this post.
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yes, but what is Mr. Bean up to?
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You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Why is she there? Maybe she's "big" in Europe. You know, like The Hoff in Germany.
Also, I would hang out with her, too.
And I don't think Cannes is the most refined classy place, really. It's no Monte Carlo. Mr. Hekki and I drove through the South of France years ago, and aside from the Croisette (the main drag along the beach) Cannes was pretty mediocre and seedy.
That dress is confusing me. I don't know where to concentrate my eyes. My guess is that she probably smells like vajazzled poon, corn chips, pale beer, and Summer's Eve!
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fresh from the gutter...
laughing at "butch bitch"...
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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:29am.
Why is this "never was" at Cannes anyway?
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I'm all for denying trash with no whatsoever achievements, talent or skills other then whoring themselves out at some retarded tv realityshow, and declaring them non-existent.
Though this one does have an impressive resume of blockbuster movies. It just won't work denying that.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
LOL MK very funny
By day she's hanging her Dominican moon over the waters of Cannes, and by night she's running from a motel in her gown after gnawing off the arm of a dealer who tried to sell her a bag of dirty kitty litter. MRod snorted it anyway, because the cat could've been on Ketamine and why waste that shit?
Why is this "never was" at Cannes anyway?
Looks like she's crawling out of a trash bin.
lmao at "some celebrities spray their genitals with fancy French perfume and try to behave like refined swans in Cannes..."
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Maybe she has heard about Fishsticks' infallible cure for a hangover? I for one am going to drink myself into a drunken stupor every day just so I can make use of her tips.
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Who are you calling a silly cow?
There aren't many people who actually look better AFTER they throw up on themselves.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
OH SHIT! That water is so fucking cold at this time of year!!! Believe me, the Mediterranean is only fun to take a dip in in July and August and maybe -maybe- September!
No wonder she looks like she is freezing!
Take That SuckandFuck!
what?
who?
huh????
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That's vomit on her dress, right?
That's vomit on her dress, right?
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The "What a Fucking Lady" tag is really getting a workout lately.
I actually love that dress! The only thing I know her from is Lost and she was quite terrible in that. Her mouth is constantly in a rictus.
She's kinda hot and hella crazy. The "Butch" tag doesn't bother me--she is rather butch. I'd love to be in Cannes--before or well after all these yahoos arrive.
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
"smelling like poor decisions" Poetry, that is.
She and Paz de la Whatever should have a drunken-slut-off.
The dress didnt look too good to begin with. And her hair part suggests early-onset balding.
Yeah, she's a wench.
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Oh shit, she's actually starting to look like a guy...a moderately handsome one!!!! : o
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-Alfred Hitchcock-
I so would do MRod. Cuz she's no lady and wouldn't care what I would want to do to her.
& I would reciprocate right after.
I co-sign "road head during a bumpy ride."
The BEST = MK
She's such a refined sausage eater!
Bitch be looking FUCKED up. She probably smells of sweat, piss and stale beer.
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Ive never liked this lesbo has been. She always looks like she needs a shower....... in bleach.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
I'm mesmerized by the ginge goddess wearing the velvet brown dress, circa the 1995, Reality Bites era. All she needed was some Dr. Martens or clunky Mary Janes.
What's with the Butch Bitch tag? That being said, she does often look like she needs a wash. Like a car wash.
Also, I think Michelle went to the Rosie O'Donnell School of Smiling.
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Dark-sided!
"smelling like poor decisions and a good time"
LMAO! I love you MK.
That is one ugly dress but I'm sure it cost more than I make in a month.
How desperate are the paparazzi to waste film on her?
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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When you have kids you are always throwing a bunch of stuff onto the back seat of the car - you end up with a pile of shoes, discarded items of clothing and the odd Happy Meal box.
On the back seats of cars in Cannes you also get a leftover Michelle Rodriguez.
She's making me crave Twizzlers.
she seems kind of awesome, and I'd like to see her cannes
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She looks like she's having fun, and she looks surprisingly good dressed-up.
That said, why is she at Cannes??
I think you should drop the "butch bitch" tag, too, MK. It's beneath you.
LEZZIE LEZZIE LEZZIE!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Leave MRod alooooooooone! ~ no one does shit-talking during DVD commentaries like her, she brings the fun into those things each and every time, would hang out with her no questions asked aaaaah!~