Blake Lively's Publicist Is Damn Good
BEHOLD! The power of a publicist's BlackBerry. Page Six broke the rumor this morning that Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio were strolling their way into a dozen tabloid magazine blurbs and now here they are laughing in the same space on a yacht with Steven Spielberg and Lukas Haas like they do this all the time! Well, actually Blake is creaming out her 10-year-old self, because she's touching an alive version of the Jack Dawson pillowcase she used to make out with when Titanic came out. Bitch is struck! On the other hand, Leonardo could be holding a potato sack filled with unripened rutabagas and he'd have the same look on his face.
Yeah, this is one of those "I hear a camera click, let's touch!" kind of hugs. They have about as much heat as a soft dick in a cup of cold tap water. Crisis averted!
Submitted by Fawn Knutsen on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:44am.
She got the Ross Geller Teeth Whitening Special, didn't she?
haaaaaaaa
I think she's definitely bearding for Lucas Haas, not Leo. There's a pic of her awkwardly hugging Lucas on the yacht, as well as kissing him:
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Blake+Lively/Lucas+Haas/Leonardo+DiCaprio+S...
Lukas and Leo??? How did I not know this?! I feel like my sister when I told her about John Travolta! I think they make a fabulous couple!
And seriously, have any studies been done on gaydar? Because I picked these nellies out when I was 12; which is probably the last time I saw a movie with either one of them in it.
These two are so not happening. The last thumbnail of Leo sipping hard on that drink speaks volumes.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 1:06am.
Weirdly I always think there are two sides to Leo. His manwhore ways... and the fact he seems devoted to his Mum and his deceased nan.
I agree with this. Those kind of guys are always batshit crazy, too.
She isn't much to look at. Bring on Teen Witch
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 11:33pm.
His body language speaks volumes. Thumb 1 shows a friend's hugh and nothing more, the clenched smile in thumb 2 says "Isn't this over yet?", in thumb 3 he's doing what he's there for in the first place, posing, in thumb 4 he's distancing himself already, feigning mild interest in Blake's jabbering, in the last thumb he has given up altogether.
LOL! I think he's more interested in whale watching!
Anna Wintour just loves this type of starlet. Lots of energy, loves being in the public eye, would wear weird outfits for attention, good body, forgettable face, not much talent or charisma. Used to be Sienna Miller, now it's Blake Lively.
She needs to get a clue that nobody else cares about these girls.
Like others here, for a while now I've reckoned that Leo & Lukas are likely special friends... a la Cary Grant & Randolph Scott.
James Haven!!
Yesterday night I was watching the uncut version of Stay Alive (yes, I love horror B to Z movies, don't judge!) with my husband and I burst out laughing screaming "That's James Haven!!!!!!!!" when he appeared on screen, and my husband couldn't understand.
That's when you know you love D-listed and D-listed sluts.
:-)
On topic... Always found DiCaprio "meh", and that lively girl has such an ugly face. Don't care about them, in any way.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
Blake's teeth are that white from extensive cum guzzling.
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Lively is disgusting - a total publicist's fabrication. She has no talent and is not particularly good looking, and yet her stupid mug is plastered all over the place. I expect she's trying to wear DiCaprio down: "Tell Baz Luhrman to fire Carey Mulligan and hire me to play Daisy in The Great Gatsby!! Anna Wintour says I'd be the perfect fashion icon to play her!"
Yeah, I don't get why Wintour loves Lively so much, either. Lively's publicist must have interesting photos or a pact with Beelzebub, one or the other.
There is no way on God's green earth Leo is gay. Bi.. maybe, but not full on gay. I am sure he has his freaky sexual pleasures, and I am sure he won't settle down but I think he will take all that he can get. Weirdly I always think there are two sides to Leo. His manwhore ways... and the fact he seems devoted to his Mum and his deceased nan.
She got the Ross Geller Teeth Whitening Special, didn't she?
Damn, she has some WHITE teeth!
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Blake's mom is a famous publicist/ agent or some shit, 20+ yrs in the biz. Leo is GAY,. Love u boo
I guess this is his version of dumpster diving.
Good luck, Leo. Actresses are ten times as crazy as models and not nearly as pretty.
His body language speaks volumes. Thumb 1 shows a friend's hugh and nothing more, the clenched smile in thumb 2 says "Isn't this over yet?", in thumb 3 he's doing what he's there for in the first place, posing, in thumb 4 he's distancing himself already, feigning mild interest in Blake's jabbering, in the last thumb he has given up altogether.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
nooooo! my 15-year old self just wants Leo and Kate to get together!
"I'll never let go...oh, look. Paparazzi and Blake Lively, she's got a Chanel campaign now, right? Excuse me..."
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Leo: "Do you trust me?"
Photoshop much? They look so stiff and her hands look huge! Maybe I smoked too much grass? Whatever.
wait a minute...wasn't it lukas haas who was outed as being leo's longtime lover??...or was that elijah wood?..oh! oh! now i remember!...it was tobey maguire whose mom spilled the beans about her son and leo. it's so hard to keep these hollywood closet cases (if you'll pardon the expression) straight.
FlynnKerrBloom:
Exactly.
It's either 'Teen Witch' or 'Teen Trick'!
Blake is hoin' for the gold!!
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TheBreakdown:
I just Googled her family....no wonder she is using her "oral skills."
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Right Breakdown? those two are totally interchangeable- along with another 15 actresses I can't name.
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Hotmami:
Minka Kelly stole her thunder because they are damn near identical in looks.
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I'm still upset that no one is making Leighton Meester happen. She's the only good actor on that show.
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FlynnKerrBloom:
Blake grew up in Hollywood and she saw her sisters, who are more talented than her, still never achieve A-level status, so she is putting those oral skills to good use.
She'll be A-list in less than 2 years, unfortunately.
And we all know she was the blind item scraping her knees for the Weinsteins!
This strawberry blowtorch has skills that pays the bills!
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Isnt he something like 15 years older than her? Wow.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 8:34pm.
Blake must be the new SupaHead or something, because Hollywood is thrusting her on us like there is no tomorrow and I am not, I repeat NOT buying it!
SupaHead...LMAO! This girl has been on 1 stupid TV show, that is not popular anymore and has never received critical acclaim. And she is some how managing to f#!k A-Listers, model for Chanel, has a Louboutin shoe named after her, gets invited to the MET Gala, Cannes, etc.
I'm not falling for it!
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I look at pictures of stars without make-up to boost my self-esteem.
Can she not put her purse down for 2 seconds?
This ho won't stop until she's fucked every dude in People Magazine's 1998 issue of the Most Beautiful People in the World. See also: Ben Affleck
lemme go find a recent picture of Leo & Lucas together. It was like 2 wks ago....
OT Arnold's woman revealed:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/05/arnold-schwarzenegger-mist...
Leo could find a chick from Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? Did he miss his Victoria's Secret catalog to order a model? This is chick is so beneath his other beards.
Oh you know Blake had a poster of Leo back in 1997. I find relationships that are more than 10 years apart in age to be weird. This is like Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie. Katie had a crush on Tommy!
This is like a contest to see which Hollywhore can turn Leo straight. Didn't Blohan try a while back and failed?
This'll last about 2 weeks, until he gets sick of her and moves on to Taylor Swift.
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Blake must be the new SupaHead or something, because Hollywood is thrusting her on us like there is no tomorrow and I am not, I repeat NOT buying it!
And she can try and suck on Leo until he turns straight, but it ain't gonna work!
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Why does she have shoes on while on deck?
Calm down sluts...Leo's one and only true love Lukas Haas is on the boat with him. Those 2 have been on/off again for almost 10 years, and any of the women Leo has/is dating are only beards. It's surprising that hardly anyone has heard about this.
"When they go crazy, you're supposed to go crazy, too. If somebody messes with my six year-old, I'm cutting a motherfucker's head off. Then taking it to a bar and talk to it. A scotch and soda for me and get my friend here a beer." - Paul Mooney
This makes my 14-year-old-self who saw Romeo + Juliet and Titanic eight times in the theater cry. Blake Lively and her "I've never eaten pasta in my life, and no, I do not have an eating disorder" self makes me ill. Boo, Leo. And these pictures do indeed look desperate and/or staged.
I would comment on this post, but I am temporarily rendered sightless by her blindingly white teefs.
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Okay, this is not convincing at all especially considering what his last gf's looked like.... and why does she look SO HAPPY to be that close to him? lol C'mon bitch, play that shit off, you know like you belong there...
Ah yes the eternal Hollywood bachelor, the question is, whose footsteps is he following? Warren Beatty or Rock Hudson's?
"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Let's face it Leo just wants to eat,drink and be Mary! Fake asses!
Damn, has he any decency? Her?
And is she that desperate and alone?
Both of their publicists suck at their jobs. This is more transparent than a damn window.
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Submitted by bourgie on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 7:05pm.
cotdam !!!!!!!! Leo is turning into George Clooney
You nailed it. He's following George Clooney down the phony "public-personal life" path.
Bad and annoying combination. She will be so smug too. Can't...just no.