OK, Lars Von Trier Is A Nazi!
I just watched a video of a Memphis Animal Services employee dump live puppies into a trash can without trying to find them homes, so whatever operates the emotion in my system labeled "offended" is completely out of power. Not that I'd be offended by Lars Von Trier's words if I could. It's hard to take the incoherent ramblings of a crazy person seriously (<--- what most bitches say after reading this blog).
During a press conference at Cannes for his movie Melancholia, filmmaker Lars Von Trier let out a heavy stream of verbal diarrhea about Nazis, Israel, Hitler and...well...I'll just let him take it from here.
"I really wanted to be a Jew, and then I found out that I was really a Nazi, because, you know, my family was German. Which also gave me some pleasure. What can I say? I understand Hitler, but I think he did some wrong things, yes, absolutely. But I can see him sitting in his bunker in the end. He's not what you would call a good guy, but I understand much about him, and I sympathize with him a little bit. But come on, I'm not for the Second World War, and I'm not against Jews. ...I am very much for Jews. No, not too much, because Israel is a pain in the ass. How can I get out of this sentence? OK, I'm a Nazi."
Instead of saying he's a Nazi, an easier way of getting out of that sentence would be to stick his foot further down his mouth until his toes stuck out of his ass. Then Lars wouldn't have been able to say what he said next:
"I don't have so much to say, so I kind of have to improvise a little and just to let the feelings I have kind of come out into words. This whole Nazi thing, I don't know where it came from, but you spend a lot of time in Germany, you sometimes want to feel a little free and just talk about this shit, you know?"
The Associated Press says that at this point, one of Melancholia's stars, Kiki Dunst, leaned over and told Lars that "this is terrible." Kiki later told the press, "He likes to run his mouth. I think he dug himself in a deep hole today."
Yup, and lounging at the bottom of that hole is John Galliano, throwing Lars a seductive come hither look. One way to threaten Galliano with a good time is to declare that you're a Nazi.
Here's Lars Von Hitler with Kiki, Charlotte Gainsbourg and John Hurt at the Melancholia photo call yesterday.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:15pm.
Sadly, the most disgusting thing on that Serge youtube was this comment from a week ago:
Gainsbourg is fucking awesome. If you know ANYTHING about music you should respect him.
The Top Comment comes a close second:
You guys are pathetic. Do you even know the man here. HE is a genius and had such talent. Everything he did was provocation ! Nothing has to be take on the first degree here ! It's poetic, its philosophic its crazy just like gainsbourg someone very profound...
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I do think Serge wrote some beautiful music ("L'eau a la bouche" and "La Vague a Lames" are two of my favourite songs, "Je t'aime, moi non plus" is sexually explicit, but it's got a beautiful melody), but I'd never think to try to justify "Lemon Incest." That one crosses a line for me.
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Exactly, TexNDoc. Some people just look at the video and scream OH NO THE PUPPEHS!!!!!">
That woman reporter idiot could go watch "To Kill A Mockingbird" and walk out HATING Atticus Finch (Gregory Peck) because he shoots a dog in the movie. A little defenseless one. Oh ....... that was completely rabid.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:33pm.
LMAO @ DWM - Cant we just along?
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Exactly, TexNDoc. Some people just look at the video and scream OH NO THE PUPPEHS!!!!! and they don't actually consider the extenuating circumstances. Grow up! Yes, there are many abuses that are completely unacceptable and there is no excuse, but you don't always know what's going on unless you put yourself there to make an intelligent judgment. If you care, volunteer.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:03pm.
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Cosigned. Which is why although some of you sound like fun people to get to know more about, I don't like to reveal much about myself on here. I've been seeing more and more personal attacks in the comments, which I have zero interest in. It makes sense though. MK is talented, so his base is growing, which means more of every type of person.
I"M NOT DEFENDING HIS ASS!!!!
but sometimes when you are talking , and English is not your first language ? your mouth can say horrid things without knowing you are saying them, but looking at his hand and seeing his "fuck" tattoo ,he is a douche bag .
in the other hand people here have take this posting very serious and if you speak ill of something they don't like and disagree they bitch about.
why ?????? do they have social life? or Dlisted have gone bad?????????
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:03pm.
But I will say ITA with you about the comments lately. Dlisted is in serious need of an IGNORE function
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This is why I have been lurking for about a year...and I am only on here today because my kid got the cootie head yesterday at school and my 4 yr old woke up this morning with it. $140.00 later and I am still freaked out. I am actually thinking about buying new furniture today (that I cannot afford BTW). So, between the puppy killers, nazis and butterfaced slutty maids I am all in! WHOOOOOHOOOOO! Oh. wait. I forgot about the incest. I felt dirty just clicking on the Lemon kisses shit and may have to buy a new computer just so the FEDS won't find that shit on my hard drive. FMR!
hugs and biscuits all.
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Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Oh jack...jacky jack jacko...
*shakes head*
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JACK!!!!! gross....lmao
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:22pm.
funding was cut from our local shelters... in possibly related news, the number of new Chinese restaurants in the area have increased 800%.
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I just spit my drink. Nice Jack!
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Submitted by BorgQueen on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:20pm.
Good afternoon folks. Whats going on up in here?
haters hatin.. you know...
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
funding was cut from our local shelters... in possibly related news, the number of new Chinese restaurants in the area have increased 800%.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
I knew he was a nazi or some kind of other evil psycobitch. You just have to watch his films.Dude has issues.
Good afternoon folks. Whats going on up in here?
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That reporter woman in the video really irritates me. Hidden footage of a dog that can't stand on it's four legs at all being "pushed" with a rigid leash along the floor to be euthanized "like you would a dangerous animal".
You know what, stupid, a dog that is completely flat and unable to use it's legs just may have an encephalitis or other neural disease secondary to a virus and may need to be put down. Why don't you go cradle it in your arms and carry it for them. Have it slobber on you, maybe take out a bite or two.
I can't see a link to the video Stoney is talking about.
I don't know why, but MK always posts the absolute worst stuff coming out of Memphis. Makes me defensive, lol.
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Don't worry Stoney, I am not reading her posts. I don't feel like getting nauseated this morning. Or angry. :)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:01pm.
I have never seen any of his movies, nor do I have any desire to.
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Yeah I dont' really know who he is.
It's ok Stoney. BTW, I'm from the south too. I'll stab anyone who thinks we're all backwoods hicks. ______________________________________________
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
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Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Sorry DWM, just a preemptive strike for future comments. Heard it all so many times before. The ETA part wasn't directed at you.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Sadly, the most disgusting thing on that Serge youtube was this comment from a week ago:
Gainsbourg is fucking awesome. If you know ANYTHING about music you should respect him.
The Top Comment comes a close second:
You guys are pathetic. Do you even know the man here. HE is a genius and had such talent. Everything he did was provocation ! Nothing has to be take on the first degree here ! It's poetic, its philosophic its crazy just like gainsbourg someone very profound...
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Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
Who is this fucktard?
not only is he a racist pretentious asshole but also a misogynic one.Bjork and Nicole Kidman were treated like shit during the filming of his movies.
ZEEG HAYALL.
Thank you for posting the link to the Memphis Animals Services problem. The downtown shelter is a fricking wreck, too. The more attention to this, the better. They're abusing the hell out of those animals.
And, it goes without writing that Lars sounds like he needs to keep Nazis off of his 'to discuss' list at press junkets. Good lord.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:03pm.
agirl: I feel sick to my stomach. Before I saw that pukefest, I was wondering what's wrong with finding his daughter's kisses sweet. Mr. Hekki adores our daughters and loves their innocent little kisses (ON THE CHEEK). Uhhh.... not the same thing, apparently.
What the fuck is UP with those French? If we're puritanical for finding that video gross (and rape of a hotel maid wrong), so be it.
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I can't watch the video at work. Is that the "Lemon Incest" video?
I don't think he actually had an incestuous relationship with Charlotte. Serge, like Lars, was all about shocking people, but that song and video were in the most godawful taste.
Most of the French musicians I listen to and enjoy talk about Serge like how English-speaking music fans talk about John Lennon. I'm not sure how SG got away with a lot of the shit he was famous for and remained so beloved. "Melody Nelson" is basically Lolita set to song.
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Whatever, I'm done. I just had the sads for the puppies. I wasn't blaming the entire city of memphis.
I was making a funny considering the upcoming rapture. whatevs.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
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Listen, I'm sorry for the rant, but I am SO SICK of Memphis getting so much heat for this video. I know you guys didn't say it's all my fault, lol. Memphis is trying. Anyway, I see Ziggy and PSL in the same thread, so I guess I should chill and take my psycho elsewhere.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Yeah, where is all the cranky mean-spirited stuff coming from? I'm here to make fun of celebs, not dlisters.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:03pm.
I am not going to comment on the topic at hand (not that I disagree with you - just not going to get involved! ha) . But I will say ITA with you about the comments lately. Dlisted is in serious need of an IGNORE function.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Ph for fucks sake Stoney I was joking.
I don't like seeing puppies killed and that's my main point. I think some of the shelter people ARE monsters. I wish there were more funds to operate these places. There is no reason for animals to be kept in such horrendous conditions.
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agirl, Israel IS a pain in the ass.
This man is batshit crazy, but he's right on that point.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I am a troll. Ignore
I sympathize with Hitler? GTFO he must have been drunk! What an asshat!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
This kind of ignorant bullshit is what comes from not allowing the Germans to discuss the subject for 60 years. They are remarkably ignorant, by design.
Shut the fuck up about things you don't have a fucking clue about, you brainless twit! We Germans talk about the Nazi era ALL the time.
Btw, idiot, Lars von Trier is Dane, not German.
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A girl:
Please stop talking about incest survivors like that. You are acting like she was a perpetrator or something! Just because someone is a survivor of incest does not make them crazy or bad. Give me a break!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:56am.
@Hekki Who incested Charlotte? Not her dad?!
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Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKt84AdUHA
Holy shit! I never knew Serge swung that way.
HOW am I FOX NEWS??? I am not defending the assholes on the video, I am merely stating the TRUTH about my hometown because I live here!!! I'm just pointing out that the video is grainy and you can't really SEE MUCH. If you watched the actual video, it's way worse!! And for anyone's information, I am working as part of the movement to stop this abuse, so you can all GFY. God I hate this place lately. You can't open your mouth without being accused of being racist or a dog killer or a redneck or WHATEVER! Time for a break. Comments here are as bad as the ones on CNN. People suck so hard.
*searches for alcohol*
ETA: Improving conditions at shelters like the one in Memphis takes MONEY. There is not enough MONEY to save every animal and the only thing you can do to make it better is to volunteer your time or MONEY to help workers like the ones in the video become EDUCATED instead of getting all indignant and blaming an entire city because we are from the South or stupid or whatever. The conditions are what they are because not enough people care to make it better. They just sit around watching videos and being horrified that it's not a magical lala-land of puppy paradise that they invented in their mind.
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agirl: I feel sick to my stomach. Before I saw that pukefest, I was wondering what's wrong with finding his daughter's kisses sweet. Mr. Hekki adores our daughters and loves their innocent little kisses (ON THE CHEEK). Uhhh.... not the same thing, apparently.
What the fuck is UP with those French? If we're puritanical for finding that video gross (and rape of a hotel maid wrong), so be it.
Being married to a Jew who is like Uncle Leo from Seinfeld and thinks everyone is anti-semetic, I've become really sensitive to the things people say. I'm usually the first to take offense. This was idiotic, but I'm not offended by it. It sounds like there was a lot of issues he had translating his thoughts into English for starters. It kind of sounded like he was trying to say, "Being German, people automatically assume I'm a Nazi and I'll never be able to overcome that no matter how hard I try because it's a historical thing." I don't understand the "identifying with Hilter" comment, but perhaps it has something to do with self-loathing that you can never overcome? Honestly, I don't think this guy is bad.
Buuuuut, I could be completely wrong.
The "puppies in the trashcan" video description is misleading. They put the dogs in a trashcan to be brought to a different area to be euthanized.
I'd gather people who work in animal shelters aren't paid like sports stars and having some TV reporter trying to make them out as monsters - well, go work in an animal shelter, bitch.
I'm extra offended because not only is he a Nazi, he can't even string two coherent sentences together. I got a headache trying to read his quotes. It's like if Forrest Gump became a skinhead. And he's partying it up in France because he's such a "brilliant artist". Really?
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He's a professional provocateur. This is a man who (SPOILER ALERT AND DON'T READ THIS WHEN YOU'RE EATING ALERT) had a woman cutting off her own clit in his last movie.
Making dick comments is part of his shtick. I don't remember what he said, but he made some comment at Cannes last year that caused a flurry too.
I wouldn't take him seriously, but it's good to know that the people who work with him aren't afraid to call him on his shit.
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Not going to read the comments, just in case Ziggy posted.
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:54am.
Submitted by BBGemini on Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:37am.
He and Roman Polanski should produce a movie starring Mel Gibson. Oh, and that evil convicted child molestor, Victor Salva, who directed Powder and Jeepers Creepers, should join them. In case there are out of work hit men who want something fun to do.
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John Mayer and his "David Duke dick" could do the soundtrack to this cinematic masterpiece.
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Galliano can do wardrobe.