Monday, May 23rd 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 20th!
I do not like it on her box,
I do not like it cause she's tox,
I do not like it gay I am,
I do not like her chichi ham. - starvis
Runners-up:
Tasia couldn't figure out why she had yet to score any dates on muslimmatch.com - nunya_bizness
Finally, the Scientologists reveal how they got Travolta interested in Kelly's vagina. - Tex-Bro.
Mary J. Blige's little known sister, Bacon Baby makes her debut. - misslainey
(Thanks Rhiri!)
Aw, this was a really nice post. In concept I would like to put in writing like this moreover taking time and actual effort to make an excellent article but what can I say I procrastinate alot and certainly not appear to get something done.
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Damn! If only I could tell the difference between ham and pork! I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER!!!
Anyways - these are really funny! And lots of others were too - super fun thread:)
Congrats winners!
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
thanks for ruining a classic children's tale Starvis...I'll never look at Dr. Seuss the same way again. congrats winners!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Awesome captions! hilarious! There were so many good ones
Very nice, all!! Nunya, I peed mahself! WTG horz!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Fancy Malone~04/27/2011
"MIZ" Holmes?? I thought that "miz" was reserved for middle aged lesbians, not cyborgs married to middle aged homosexual dwarves.
Starvis never disappoints! RU's were great too! Congrats!
So we should all pat our taints to let it know that we care. - MK
Excellent job by Starvis!! BRAVO!! Others great too!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Condiments Hammy Hookers!!!!!
I loved this pic, so many Rapturous captions!
*chanting as always*
Ahhh now we know "where's the beef" but it turns out that it is just as disappointing as rapture day.
Lady GaGaLot's career as dog catcher only lasted two days... she will be missed... especially at the dinner table.
Hello Dominos? I needs some accessorrries! Yes some extra large peperonee errrings.
She packed extra ammo for the fight at Denny's later.
Thats not what her man meant when he said he likes a woman with a little meat on her
She wanted to prove what she is made of.
Bitch, this ain't no "meat n greet". Ima kick yo ass.
"...so the he tries to tell me he likes me cuz I gots hammy thighs! Hammy thighs?!? I said: O you think my thighs are hammy do you?! I'll show you hammy, bitch! And now I gots hammy thighs, hammy tits a hammy belly, hammy shin, and ham all up in my weave - he want "HAMMY" I'll give that bitch hammy!"
♥ Threadkilla!
Pose Like a Chola:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWN3wBUGr8
Foolishness & Fuckery!!!!!
"When they go crazy, you're supposed to go crazy, too. If somebody messes with my six year-old, I'm cutting a motherfucker's head off. Then taking it to a bar and talk to it. A scotch and soda for me and get my friend here a beer." - Paul Mooney
not a caption, but oh man...I can't wait to see the winner for this one. So many great submissions!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Missy Elliott's lost hit: "Saran Rap"
Submitted by fleawatch on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 10:14am.
Black Forest Ham.
LOL!
She would really go great with my Black Bush Beer!
Black Forest Ham.
One can only imagine where the hot dogs are.
this is best described in one video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dmRJp0Ljs
Not a caption: I've scrolled past this image several times, but I didn't notice the meat until now. I just thought she was wrapped in plastic.
It must get really hot in that get-up, cos some of those steaks look semi-cooked. This is GROSS. GROSS!!
Isn't that cannibalism?
She thinks she looks imporkant.
I've never seen a pig on a cow!
You know these Top Chef Masters challenges are getting real when someone tries to sous vide a porkchop in this ho's tit sweat!
You were asked to form an ad hoc committee, not a ham hock committee.
Well, what else would you wear to a Marvin Hamlisch concert?
dham, gurl!
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~everyday you say something more stupid than the day before and right now you're talking like it's next week!~
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No. Read the recipe again. "Late Night Microwave Bacon" calls for EIGHT slices of pork IN the microwave.
If you like it put a ham on it.
Lindsays stalker's a porker.
Submitted by LadyCaca on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 5:03pm.
I'm wondering how does she piss?
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...it is called marinating.
eeewwwwww. forget I said that.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
I'm wondering how does she piss?
Bitch literally going HAM.
Not welcome in Israel.
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Drivers are rude, Such attitudes
But when I show my peace Complaints cease
Something's odd I feel like I'm god
You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker!
- The Offspring
Obviously she isn't a size 5lb HAM
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
Relax bitches the A1 steak sauce is in the purse!!
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
Good Lord its the WRAP-TURE!!!!!!
She's hoping her hamsteaks bring all the boys to the trough.
Superfry
I don't think this is what Jay-Z and Kanye had in mind when they released their single H.A.M.
Why Lady Gaga should be required to stamp "do not try this at home" on her looks.
Latifa outs herself as a meat lover.
Arnold's other side piece, SchwarzenNegra....she don't do windows; bitch! She B a window........
Donald Trump's hair campaigns in the ghetto.........
The REAL Royal Wedding as Queen Latifah prepares to walk down the aisle with her Bitchtress of Kunt....
Paper or plastic? Oh hell no! Not plastic!