DROP EVERYTHING! Chicken Cutlets Has A Stalker!

As Zsa Zsa Gabor skips across a chandelier in her dream world while she lays in a coma, her husband Prince Von Asshat and international supermodel sensation Phoebe Price (seen together here during happier times at the famewhore headquarters known as The Ivy) are getting ready to fight it out in the biggest battle since my chola cousin cursing out at an assistant manager at a Palmdale Walmart over why their bathroom toilets are always clogged with shit.

Chicken Cutlets has asked a judge to grant her a restraining order against Prince Von Asswart, because she says he has been stalking her for a year. PP has become filled with fear over his threats. You know, the same sort of fear a paparazzo's camera lens feels when it sees PP hitting the ho stroll, because it doesn't know whether or not it's strong enough to handle her WAM BAM poses. Sort of like that.

PP's chicken cutlet cheeks quivered with fear and her eyes looked for the light (Yes, PP told her story over the phone, but a professional supermodel always looks for the light no matter what!) as she bravely told TMZ what she's been through in the past year, "I am scared for my life and my mom's life. This man does anything for press and I am afraid he will hurt me or have someone hurt us." In court papers, filed on Wednesday, Chicken Cutlets writes that Prince Von Assroid has sent her several threatening letters and seems to show up everywhere she goes.

Prince Von Assdingle, on the other hand, has no idea what PP is going on about and says that delusion sauce must be running her brain, because he hasn't contacted her in over a year. He told TMZ, "If I hear one more false statement from her about me I will go to the West LA Police and file a criminal complaint against her myself!!"

While taking a break during a gas station photo shoot the other day, Chicken Cutlets yodeled out to RumorFix that Prince Von Ahoe is trying to get an egg from the Styrofoam carton in her lady parts. Chicken Cutlets then gave an emotional speech about how she sympathizes with Whitney Houston's character in The Bodyguard, because she now knows what it feels like to be tormented by a CRAZED stalker who will stop at nothing to dim her beauty!

Even though PP is afraid for her life and shaking on the inside, she still looks devastatingly gorgeous and still has the stuff that makes Foghorn Leghorn howl. But this is a serious matter! If Phoebe Price doesn't feel safe on the ho stroll, then none of us should feel safe ANYWHERE! I was taught that American is a land where children can feel safe playing in the park and world famous ginger supermodels can strike poses on the stroll without fear. What a sad time we live in. If the United Nation of Famewhores hasn't set up an agency that will devote its energy to this highly important matter, then I have lost faith in everything!

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 5:59am.

Looks to me we may be seeing PP on Stalked on Investigation Discovery. She is gonna milk this baby for a guest spot!

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

Submitted by LadyCaca on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:41am.

This bitch has the biggest nose holes ever! You can fit quarters in there!

Submitted by LadyCaca on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:41am.

This bitch has the biggest nose holes ever! You can fit quarters in there!

Submitted by LadyCaca on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:41am.

This bitch has the biggest nose holes ever! You can fit quarters in there!

Submitted by LadyCaca on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 12:41am.

This bitch has the biggest nose holes ever! You can fit quarters in there!

Submitted by justice on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 11:56pm.

What happened to that fancy Bentley of hers?

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 8:39pm.

Prince Von Asswart is stalking PP???!! Ahahahaaa!

Omg, doesn't he have Some thing better to do when his wife is dying??

Look at the heels on that man! haha
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 6:42pm.

Let's file this under BULLSHIT NO ONE EVER NEEDS TO KNOW.

Ha!
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....

Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 6:18pm.

And here I thought the gas station was the ho stroll for the crack hos! Did I hear her correctly that she thinks her eggs are worth millions? Well put a "kick me" sign on my back because I had no idea that having dellusional genes were that much in demand!

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 5:10pm.

Sorry but something is off here...how did he email her if it wasnt her giving up her info. I think she was in it intially, then it got too hard to handle. Lets be honest here. This is famewhoreing gone wrong!!!

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 5:03pm.

meh, these two will marry...just watch...

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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 4:35pm.

Not so long ago he was looking for an egg donor and a surrogate because he wanted to have a baby with Zsa Zsa. I guess that is why he approached Miss Cutlets.

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Submitted by BitchHouse on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 4:33pm.

OMG WTF IS THAT BITCH WEARING!!!!!! This ho must be fucking blind.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 4:10pm.

He could at least pretend that he cares that his wife is in a coma.
Oh well, priorities - the ho stroll comes first.

Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 1:50pm.

Two old drama queens.

Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 11:17am.

@Newportjoey...Glad to see they have WiFi up in heaven..

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Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 11:16am.

@Newportjoey...Glad to see they have WiFi up in heaven..

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 11:09am.

How can Phoebes afford to eat at the Ivy?

Next time I'm flying thru LA, I swear I'm going to spend a couple of days and do the Hollywood tour thing and go gawp at celeb homes, fancy restos, the clubs we see Parasite and Lilo falling out of -- the whole 9 yards.

Yes, I have no shame.

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Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:59am.

Lets see the letters..Until then it's just two ass-hats looking for free publicity..

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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:31am.

Shouldn't she be trying to land him (old man, seems rich)? Is he worth much? *gets in line*

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:28am.

Are we sure these two aren't just cooking up some "Hey look at us!" scheme?

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:19am.

The only reason he'd stalk her is she's the only female in town whose cheap pumps will fit his feet. Who is this woman and what does she DO?

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:19am.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull: "Phoebe isn't perfect and isn't a big star, but this shit is CREEPY and she should do something. They're both famewhores but she's not at fault here!"

Exactly.

Jesus Christ, the man's wife is on death's door and he's pulling more of his immature creepiness. Someone shoot him, and oh --

TEAM PHOEBE!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:01am.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:32am.

Links to just a FEW of Prince Van CREEPY FUCK:

http://imageshack.us/m/815/3986/22677110150248953392664.jpg
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O holy shit! See, I saw those two but she posted them so tiny I didn't know WTF...

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:00am.

LOL! It's true she keeps talking about it on FB...once she posted this picture of some other old man and called it Prince Von A....I hadn't the slightest what she was on about. I figured it was just more PP wackiness.

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Pose Like a Chola:
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:54am.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 11:13am.

Gee, this is a shocking revelation!

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

Submitted by Santa Ana Winds on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:46am.

That dress came straight out of a 60s/70s black light poster!

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:43am.

I have to admit, I'd watch the Prince and PP sex tape, though. :-(

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:42am.

someone of pp's cartoonish & zlist caliber should be honored by a request to incubate the beautiful zsa zsa's offspring.
and i can't stand that she is trying to hamper the very amusing (and certainly harmless) antics of von asshat.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:40am.

You're not cool if you don't have a stalker...it's in the Hipster handbook...no really!

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:39am.

thank you Jersey Girl! I really don't trust that fucker! I believe he's done things to Zsa Zsa so that she'll need medical attention and so that he'll be in the news. He's a WHORE!

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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:37am.

A PP post? Surely PP is one who I would've thought would be raptured today...
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:33am.

just saw the clip. he wrote her 11 emails in 1 year and that means he's a stalker?
there needs to be a male version of gloria allred for male counter attacks.
there should be someone ridiculously bold as al sharpton championing men against gold diggers.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:33am.

@meatblocks - I'D LOVE to see your genitals, too!

BUT - if I ask you for those pix and then ask you to be the mother of my child b/c ZsaZsa wants her legacy to go on through your cutlet oven, that's creepster territory.

There are more pix, messages, letters from him, and they all seem to come day after day after day. She's been documenting this. I don't know if she's SCARED but it's creepy and the Prince can NOT censor himself. (I'd also like to see her Cinnamon Labia.)
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Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:28am.

Submitted by Newportjoey on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:53am.
BTW....NONE of you Dlisted Sluts have showed up here in heaven yet.....WTF?
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Submitted by Newportjoey on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:23am.

We also are friends of Phoebe on FB (don't Judge) and our prayers are with her in her time of sorrow.

BTW....NONE of you Dlisted Sluts have showed up here in heaven yet.....WTF?

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:22am.

That dress should be reason numero uno for using drone attacks.

Submitted by skeeterpie on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:21am.

The worst part about this is the pap... acting like everything she says is just HILARIOUSLY funny. He does realize that this is Phoebe Price, right??

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:20am.

I have to believe Cutlets since this fool also claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole's baby and wanted to have a surrogate have 94-year-old ZsaZsa's baby while she is on her deathbed. So yeah he's shady.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:17am.

Did one of the paps suggest her stalker was The Hamburgler? (sp?) LMFAO!!!
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:14am.

prince von asshat demanding nude pics is not creepy! it's genius. she should be flattered. and the other email is her getting disinvited somewhere because she pissed him off. not exactly the stuff of restraining orders.
fuck. i need nude pictures. i demand them from all of you who read this.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:10am.

Stalker Stalker Stalker
How prophetic was Jennifer Saunders when years ago she was writing every celebrity is going to HAVE to have one?

Henry of course looks fabulous here.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 5:20pm.

Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:29am.

Remind me the next time I you see me - I have a good "Southern Episcopalian" story for you.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 9:02am.

Links to just a FEW of Prince Van CREEPY FUCK:

http://imageshack.us/m/815/3986/22677110150248953392664.jpg

http://imageshack.us/m/10/4716/23111810150248942302664.jpg

Phoebe isn't perfect and isn't a big star, but this shit is CREEPY and she should do something. They're both famewhores but she's not at fault here!

Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 8:59am.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:23am.
LOL. I thought you were Episcopalian? Florence King says the point of being an Episcopalian or Anglican in the Deep South is to be Christian ladies and gentleman;religious fervor is for Other People.

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 8:55am.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 10:23am.

By the end of the day, Phoebe will surrender her eggs.
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mike, I'm pretty sure the ship has sailed on that one--- unless he wants the powdered ones.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 8:54am.

prince von asshat for the win. that guy is fucking funny.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 8:53am.

By the end of the day, Phoebe will surrender her eggs. Approximately nine months from now The Antichrist will be born. It's all really happening, y'all!!!!

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 8:52am.

I wonder if the Prince and Lilo's stalker are in cahoots? Probably not, I just wanted an excuse to use the word 'cahoots'.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 05/21/2011 - 8:52am.

He's obviously after her Bentley.