The Time January Jones Was A Bitch To Zach Galifianakis
If Zach Galifanakis sat next to me at a table, I'd make an "I Love You" pillow out of dinner napkins and ketchup so he could hold it like a Valentine's Day teddy bear. One thing I wouldn't do is douse him with ice cold bitchiness, but apparently that's exactly what January Jones did when the two first met. January has said in interviews that she's a fan of Zach's work, so Shortlist (via DS) asked him if he'd ever do a fake fuck scene with her in a movie.
"I wouldn't want to. I'd hate it. I've only had to do a few of those things where you have to kiss and stuff. It's so embarrassing."
And then Zach went on...
"If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party - I'd never met her - and she was like, 'Come sit down'. So I sit at her table, and [we] talk for ten minutes, and she goes, 'I think it's time for you to leave now'.
So I say, 'January, you are an actress in a show and everybody's going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice', and I got up and left. And she thinks that's funny?"
Zach and January should hang out for ten minutes more often, because this is gold and they really bring out the best in each other!
January is on a cunt roll lately. First, with the "excuse my beauty" comment and now she's dismissing bitches from her presence with the wave of a hand. Oh, how I love her. I just want to chill a Corona on her icy skin and then pop it open on her sharp ass tongue. And I also love that she will probably teach her unborn child the ways of an ice cold cunt queen. There will be cut eyes and tongue slaps in the future and we have January Jones to thank for that!