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Jackson Galaxy, musician, goatee aficionado and the pussy taming star of Animal Planet’s My Cat From Hell!
Dog owners have Cesar Milan to TST TST TST them in the side and put them in check, and cat owners have a man who looks like the guitarist in a Brian Setzer tribute band that you can usually find performing in the last lane of a Coneheads-themed bowling alley! If your cat has slithered up from the ninth circle of hell to scratch your skin off and piss on your mouth while you’re sleeping (this is a true situation), then Jackson Galaxy will exorcise THE SATAN out of ’em by whispering in their ears and slapping some sense into your ass. Jackson will even run his hands through your cat’s litter box, because secrets lie in its piss clumps and shit nuggets (he really does this).
The world is a better and less dangerous place because Jackson Galaxy is here to turn the horns on an evil pussy’s head into a floating halo. I hope he sleeps well every night in a blanket made from all the crocheted panties that crazy cat ladies send him. Jackson Galaxy is totally the crazy cat woman’s answer to Alexander Skarsgard.
Here’s Jackson teaching you how to read a cat’s body language. While watching it, if you switch the word “cat” to “vagina” or “penis,” this video makes more sense.