Somebody Bought Princess Bea's Fallopian Tube Hat For $131,000
The British third cousin of Aretha Franklin's inauguration hat that inspired people to Photoshop pussies jumping through it (among other things) has sold on eBay for around $131,000. This is a little funny, because throw a minus sign before that number and that's the exact amount in Duchess Fergie's checking out! Expect Princess Bea to get a mysterious "change your password" e-mail from the address: thisisnotfergiethisisanofficialemailfrompaypal@gingemail.com.
The auction was set up over a week ago after Princess Beatrice realized that the shit her head wore to the Royal Wedding was the breakout star of the day. Princess Bea will donate the entire $131,000 to UNICEF and Children in Crisis. After the auction, PB released this short statement of words about the hat that looks like two flamingo sperms bowing before a 1970s toilet seat: "It has its own personality, and I am so happy that we have raised the most incredible amount of money and can make an even bigger change for the lives of some of the most vulnerable children across the world."
That's wonderful and everything, but can the palace please let me know when they're going to put Prince Hot Ginge's Philip Treacy-designed crotch cup on eBay?
via People
It's really nice that Princess Beatrice put what she wear in her head in the Royal Wedding for an auction. She is very generous to have donated the proceeds to UNICEF and Children in Crisis. Through this, she has helped more unfortunate children and people. Imagine that single piece of hat became a way to help a lot of unfortunate people! :)
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Wife to husband (evening, living room): "Honey? I bought a used hat today on eBay..."
Husband (chuckling, lowering paper): "Again? What's this one going to set us back?"
A real set of reproductive organs would've only cost a fraction of the price.
Admittedly they wouldn't sit on your head with the same perky confidence.
Hee Hee! BBQ @ Datura's!!!!!!
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Vern & Guest, I love both of those suggestions!
*Goes back to filing and eating children*
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Datura: can you put up a sign that says
"Unattended chirruns will be eaten" or some shizz like that?
*chanting as always*
Datura...either that or start charging them. So rude & assuming!
"as am I..."
When I was in high school anatomy class, we dissected cats. That coat and hat are the exact color of the intestinal tract and look very similar in texture.
Off topic rant: I'm a receptionist which is a shitty, busy job on good days, but lately jackassy people have been leaving their children in the reception area while they go in for meetings. These meetings sometimes take an hour +.
They never even ask if I'd mind watching their little crotchfruit while they're away. I'm not child care, damn it! I'm about to make a sign saying that (debating keeping the 'damn it' in...)
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I'm afraid I would need to see a receipt from UNICEF to believe the funds are going really going there. This famly is so money hungry, I can see them pocketing the money quietly.
One day Pippa Middleton is going to dig up her salt stained ivory bikini from her Ibiza vacation and raise a few million cause at least that would be showing us mortals her money is where her mouth is at.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/05/would-you-pay-131-000-for-prince...
snowy, I don't know Limewire. This is kind of like iTunes but it's free.
justincase on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:41am.
Fuck. Off. Rich. Bitch!
LOL! I know it's easy to hate on rich people but I actually feel sorry for them. Why? Because I bet they don't nearly appreciate the little nuances of life because what us mere mortals would consider a "luxury to be savored" they consider "mundane". Not that I wouldn't trade my life with that rich ho in a hot minute, but, at least I'd appreciate that life to the fullest.
People who are spoiled snobs really piss me off and I've known my share of 'em (mostly high-end middle class tards). Not all wealthy people are shallow scum though. It all really boils down to upbringing. I've known some really "classy" poor people and some really "sleazy" rich people.
In udda woids, money can't buy you a soul.
Fuck. Off. Rich. Bitch!
ourmissc...your avie!!! Lol.
LMAO Vern!
"as am I..."
Even UNICEF is rolling its eyes.
LOL at stupid people
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 8:55am.
it's Silly Putty Color, sillyheads!
hahaha. I think you're right.
Hekki is that like Limewire?
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it's Silly Putty Color, sillyheads!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Off-topic: Thanks a billion to the horz who turned me on to Grooveshark. I've spent the morning listening to long-lost old favorite songs. Especially an import-only vintage Rickie Lee Jones album.
Did the matching coat go with it too?
So we should all pat our taints to let it know that we care. - MK
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 8:25am.
And somehow her face continues to be the fuggiest, even with that ugly fuckin' hood ornament.
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She's one of those people who looks better plump. I was just checking her out in the Mail and she's lost even more weight. The gaunt look does not become her. Some people lose weight on their face and reveal fabulous cheekbones. She, on the other hand, looks like a stunned trout.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 8:37am.
I'm an artist, and I can't name that color. Muddy Mauve? Pukey Pink?
Thank you. And how does one find everything all matchy-matchy in that same color? (<<--Rhetorical.)
she should have kept the proceeds and used them for plastic surgery
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I'm an artist, and I can't name that color. Muddy Mauve? Pukey Pink?
Eh, it's for a good cause.
As for Ed and Sarah's girls, they are lucky to be rich and royal, for obvious reasons.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
And somehow her face continues to be the fuggiest, even with that ugly fuckin' hood ornament.
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Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 8:10am.
i bought it & ima gonna wear it w/ my tutu cause i ♥ it
jellus bitches?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What color would you call everything she has on? Off-pink? Pink-beige?
Anyway, I feel sorry for those two princesses. They were born into a dead-end, disfavored branch of the royal tree, seem to have acquired their mum's trait of doing rash, wild things, and were not entirely blessed in the looks department.
LOL Raul! I would have guessed they would have gone for turbans!
*chanting as always*
Good for her. At least she seems to have a sense of humor and the money is going to a good cause.
Good for her. At least she seems to have a sense of humor and the money is going to a good cause.
Oops. Multiple posts.
Good for her. At least she seems to have a sense of humor and the money is going to a good cause.
The only place that thing should be worn is at a bachelorette party.
i bought it & ima gonna wear it w/ my tutu cause i ♥ it
jellus bitches?
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I'd like to see the thing on Donald Trumps head wrassle it.
*chanting as always*
gingemail.com...LOL! My favourite photoshop of that hat was the one with a Stargate in the middle
These guys bought it. http://www.heatworld.com/images/101843_615x615_STD/2011/5/images/Princes...
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person
Raul doesn't always talk about himself in 3rd person but when he does I do.
There is a whole lot of fug going on there.
$131,000 is an incredible amount of money to most people, but they're royals. Please tell me they matched it.
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the pussy jumping through gives this hat the extra something that was lacking...
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