The Future Of Fashion Has Arrived

Submitted by vidz on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 2:52pm.
@Magpie

I'm very curious as to what kind of job your sister was interviewing for that going commando and wearing wrap skirts was ok? But then if I was gorgeous, I would be applying for those kind of jobs as well ;)

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Ha ha! Well, her story was that she'd run out of clean underwear without knowing it so she decided to wear a pair of those pantyhose that actually have a "panty" built in.

Then she ripped them, probably because she was nervous about the interview, and pantyhose ONLY rip when they absolutely shouldn't and you have no time to buy more.

The skirt was pretty demure--at least knee length, and sort of pleated, pretty conservative--but she'd lost a little weight and hadn't "practiced" her interview outfit the night before, so of course she didn't pay attention to how it fit when she put it on. Personally, I have never trusted wrap skirts. I think they're possessed.

The job was some sucky insurance company thing, filing or whatever. She would have hated it anyway, so maybe her wrap skirt thought it was doing the right thing!

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What fresh hell is this?

I am a woman who was blessed with a 3/4 ratio figure. I would totally buy some of these clothes, especially the track suit. I always have to get my pants tailored to fit in the waist. Or i have to suffer with my butt crack showing.

@lucifer
lol @ thinking it makes you "powerful" to be gawked at by knuckle-dragging troglodytes who would put their dick in a live blender if it had fat tits.

I think I found a new friend. And thumbs up for using "troglodytes".

@Magpie

I'm very curious as to what kind of job your sister was interviewing for that going commando and wearing wrap skirts was ok? But then if I was gorgeous, I would be applying for those kind of jobs as well ;)

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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

LOLs @ Bitingontinfoil, meesh, Lucifer_Sam! :D

Centaurius, she has butt implants. There are two dime-length scars where her butt meets her thighs:
http://famousplastic.com/2010/06/30/cocos-butt-implant-scars/

Gee, I too had trouble getting my clothes to fit after I got implants that made my boobs and butt 100x the size of a normal woman's body.

"She had them watermelon jeans..
Upper lip with the fur...
and the whole club was cringin' at her
She hit the flo'..
Next thing you know..
Shawty got camel toe toe toe toe"
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks

I like CoCo's demure little ensembles. Such a classy chick, this one.

"For the everyday woman with curves. [The clothes] have that extra stretch within their step for those that need an extra lift for her gift."

Yeah! This is what I've been waiting for. I can stuff my fat into these ensembles and feel like a real classy woman.

I'll be wearing it all to work next week.

OT -- She'll make a shitload of money with the stripper brigade. Good for her.

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GERONIMO!

OK. Question.

Do both she and KK have butt implants, or does Coco just eat alot and have lipo on her tummy after every meal?

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GERONIMO!

Submitted by Lesbionic on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:17pm.

Anyway, I'd still take Coco's body over these hot messes:
http://www.oddee.com/item_97013.aspx
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Oh, dear god. Barf.

I just don't understand those bodybuilder women. They really do not look female whatsoever. They even get this mannish look to their faces, and go get some bolt on implants that blend in with all the ripples but stick out in a really obvious manner. I just can't with them. Ughghhhh.

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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!

Are those Pajama Jeans?

Coco is a hustla goddess! If everyone else is getting a goddamn check then why not her?!

And you know sluts in the club ARE going to buy this!

Team Coco!

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It really would be nice if someone would make clothes for those of us with an ass and actual waist...but unfortunately, clothes continue to be made with the Sponge Bob Square pants body in mind. I just can't with CoCo's shit because of the colors and...well, I just can't. CoCo is all right by me, though.

"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie

Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:01pm.
You're welcome! BUST is the most inclusive magazine for women,ever.

Effing HMOs.It must be all sorts of painful to fight with an insurance company for a necessary surgery,have back aches and try to find clothing that fits well. If you don't sew or have a friend or relative to do it for you, alterations can be expensive.

LOL, do not get me started on lingerie.
*checks mary green website for sales*

I like Coco she seems sweet and harmless. She's a big girl that always looks uncomfortable to me.

Coco is sort of cute,but her game is simple.

The most powerful sexual allure does not require embellishment (push-up bras,high heels) or clothing which flaunts the body. A woman who can attract the man she wants while wearing flat shoes,minimal makeup, or clothing that does not accentuate the body OWNS her sexuality. True freaks don't wave their flags.

I love this bitch. Lauren Conrad can suck it.

And ITA that women's bodies come in ALL shapes and sizes, from Kate Middleton (although, she does need to eat) to Gabourey Sibide. Granted, they are both unhealthy extremes, but you get my point. One is not necessarily better than the other.

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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele

I just have to say for me it is not jealousy when I criticize. I freely admit when I am jealous of someone's body or beauty!!!!! And there are PLENTY.

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You can buy all the make up that M.A.C. can make
But if you can look inside you, find out who am I too
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty

Can't hate on Coco. Hope she out sells Whitney Port.

"An extra lift for her gift." ROFL ROFL.

Those "jeans" make me feel like I need to pick a non existent wedgie out of my own ass.

I actually really like the jeans. (Hangs head in shame.)

The future of fashion?

jesus christ end the world now before this shit gets out of hand.

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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"

John Garfield
No one lives forever

I think Coco has a fabulous body. It's outrageous! She is all curves and roundness and her skin is smooth as butter. I'm jealous as hell that she can have fat in all the right places. It's not flab, either. It looks firm and juicy. I'm a straight woman, but I wouldn't mind squeezing Coco.

Her clothing is probably going to sell well. There are plenty of women who like to wear tight clothing and bright colors. It's not my style, but she owns that look.

Good for her.

Submitted by seejaneclick on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:44pm.
there is nothing like having a womanly body, wearing a tight dress to a basketball game and having the entire Denver Nuggets bench turn around and watch you walk down the steps to your seat. It was alot more powerful than hateful words aimed at somebody that you don't even know.

lol @ thinking it makes you "powerful" to be gawked at by knuckle-dragging troglodytes who would put their dick in a live blender if it had fat tits.

"For the everyday woman with curves."

Being a fat, dumpy bitch =/= having curves.

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:50pm.
What's with the crotch panel in the last dress?
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I think it's an easy access removable panel. You know, for emergencies :)

I'm pretty neutral about Coco and sometimes I'll even smile at her sheer cartoonishness.

"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen

Coco and Ice seem like a cool couple. She probably knows she is tacky, but she doesn't care, she does what she wants.

I see the hypocrisy continues in this thread too. Good grief! *eye roll*

She's awesome, wouldn't wear her clothes because I don't like crap like that but all women should want to have an ass instead of trying to get rid of it & crying about if something makes her butt look big...

Where the hell does that nonsense come from anyway? Most straight guys like asses, there's whole songs about liking asses..not about liking anorexic bitches with saggy little butt-cheeks that look similar to a guy's ass.

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For your health.

Precious:
Exactly! I like the way you think!

It's a good day when there is a Coco post.

Submitted by Slurpee on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:25pm.
I wear whatever the hell I want to to the beach and pool. My theory is everyone's so worried about what they look like that unless you are wearing something that screams "look at me, look at me" most people don't even notice what you look like.
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This is very true. Most people, wherever you go, are so self-absorbed that you're basically invisible, so you might as well be comfortable.

Whenever something mortifying has happened to me in public, I chant my sister's mantra: "You will never see these people again."

My sister utilized this handy motto when the wrap skirt she was wearing unwrapped on a windy day outside a busy subway station. She was not wearing underwear, and carried a very small purse. No one helped catch her skirt, because nobody even looked up, and she put it back on and headed down to the train to her job interview without incident.

(She did not get the job.)

ETA: She's gorgeous.

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What fresh hell is this?

I really do like Coco, she obviously doesn't give a F- and dresses how she pleases...however, the only people that will buy this mess are strippers, hookers (if they can the afford it) and hard core fans of hers (i.e. 50 year old perverts who stalk her Twitter page for Titty Tuesday and Thong Thursday)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"

-Mean Girl,Regina George

I like Coco. She seems to not take herself too seriously.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:43pm.

They do ship internationally, but I wonder who would want their country's customs checking out their dildos and bottomless pants order.

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LOL! You'd be surprised!
To be fair they run events and cater mostly to that kind of idea...agent provocateur is REALLY cute.

♥ Threadkilla!
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(thanks sugarfreeredbull:)

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:26pm.

Haha! Yeah we have Northbound here...SO expensive but nice...I was thinking this was like the Sears level of every day fetishwear ... you know, for the 24/7 girl who needs to get comfy now and then on a budget;p
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Looking at their website now... it seems pretty well made, but DANG, I wouldn't have the guts to wear like 90% of any of this stuff without looking silly.

This one looks cute, though. I think I'd remove the apron, since I'm not exactly submissive in bed ;)

http://www.northbound.com/index.php?target=products&product_id=34120

They do ship internationally, but I wonder who would want their country's customs checking out their dildos and bottomless pants order.

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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami

COCO is the new queen of fashion. COCO is a fashion wizard. COCO IS MAGIC.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....

Submitted by super martian r... on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:24pm.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by seejaneclick on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:44pm.

Sorry, but fuck you. Don't tell me my body is not "womanly" because I am not built like that.. it is just as bad as being a "hater".
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Why does it have to be "eww fatties!" versus "omg, what a bunch of anos!"? They're both hateful things to say, and it disappoints me to no end to see that it's us women who help perpetuate those stupid standards, be it that we need to look like Kate Moss or Christina Hendricks. By all means, feel free to say "this kind of body attracts ME", or "I'm happy with my body", but don't fucking tell me that "this is what a true woman looks like", or "real women have curves". Real women come in all shapes and sizes.

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I think there is a lot of jealousy and hate from women when it comes to the bodies of other women. Are we supposed to be stick figures and still curvaceous? That's not really possible since curves come from fat deposited in specific bodily areas. So we are supposed to have big breasts and a big ass with a tiny waist well that is just not possible for most women without plastic surgery. But men hate plastic surgery.

There is NO making everyone happy. That's ok because every person has his or her own tastes but fuck, why are the women always cutting down another woman's body? Men don't do this shit at all over other men they see. It's not because women all like muscles, women are just as varied in their tastes as well as we like men with big muscles or men with not so much or men with a big cock or men just average or men tall or men our own heights but they don't give a shit to make a comment on it, even.

I really think we women are our worst enemies.
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Meh, we've just been drilled to think and act like this. It's pretty hard to go against centuries of oppression... it's almost atavic. But I think it's our duty to remind ourselves and others that this kind of behavior does us no good, and in fact is the root of much of our problems. I'm not excluding myself here, I'm not perfect at all in that regard, but I'm trying to get better.

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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami

Spotted Dog, BUST magazine ran a story about a clothing company which sizes blouses and dresses by bra size. Sorry, I can't remember the name of it.

Super Martian, very well said.
xoxo

Submitted by seejaneclick on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:44pm.

I'm willing to bet you and your 40DDs and round ass aren't as hot as you think you are. Oh and also, I don't have giant tits and I'm still womanly, THANKS.

These clothes look like some ghetto shit you'd buy at Rainbow except it's over 20X the price. It's almost funny that someone thought this would be a good idea.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:20pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:10pm.

I disagree. I happen to think this is really nice fetish wear.
I always give Coco a pass cuz I get the feeling she lives in a bubble(butt:)
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LOL, maybe, but these just look so janky, like polyester, made-in-China schoolgirl outfits you find in broke down sex shops.

I still think one of the best places to buy fetish wear (well, tame fetish wear) is agent provocateur. Too bad they're so expensive, but at least you get quality and some taste.

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Haha! Yeah we have Northbound here...SO expensive but nice...I was thinking this was like the Sears level of every day fetishwear ... you know, for the 24/7 girl who needs to get comfy now and then on a budget;p

♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws
(thanks sugarfreeredbull:)

I wear whatever the hell I want to to the beach and pool. My theory is everyone's so worried about what they look like that unless you are wearing something that screams "look at me, look at me" most people don't even notice what you look like.

Submitted by Lesbionic on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:17pm.

Coco had a very different body-type before she ended up like this (can't find the photos right now).

Anyway, I'd still take Coco's body over these hot messes:

http://www.oddee.com/item_97013.aspx
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Pass the bucket, I'm gonna puke. Why are they all covered in diarrhea, anyway?

I think some women look great with some muscle definition, mainly athletes and professional dancers (God, check out the ladies from the 2 minute mark on: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acXxi5CrAkw&feature=related), but this extreme bodybuilding shit's just NOT healthy.

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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by seejaneclick on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:44pm.

Sorry, but fuck you. Don't tell me my body is not "womanly" because I am not built like that.. it is just as bad as being a "hater".
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Why does it have to be "eww fatties!" versus "omg, what a bunch of anos!"? They're both hateful things to say, and it disappoints me to no end to see that it's us women who help perpetuate those stupid standards, be it that we need to look like Kate Moss or Christina Hendricks. By all means, feel free to say "this kind of body attracts ME", or "I'm happy with my body", but don't fucking tell me that "this is what a true woman looks like", or "real women have curves". Real women come in all shapes and sizes.

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I think there is a lot of jealousy and hate from women when it comes to the bodies of other women. Are we supposed to be stick figures and still curvaceous? That's not really possible since curves come from fat deposited in specific bodily areas. So we are supposed to have big breasts and a big ass with a tiny waist well that is just not possible for most women without plastic surgery. But men hate plastic surgery.

There is NO making everyone happy. That's ok because every person has his or her own tastes but fuck, why are the women always cutting down another woman's body? Men don't do this shit at all over other men they see. It's not because women all like muscles, women are just as varied in their tastes as well as we like men with big muscles or men with not so much or men with a big cock or men just average or men tall or men our own heights but they don't give a shit to make a comment on it, even.

I really think we women are our worst enemies.

Iz womanly cause I haz a vaginah, but I would love for once to find clothes to fit without having to have all my button down shirts tailored! I grew these 34G's and if the shirt fits on top, I look preggo on the bottom. I've scared family members before. I would call the rest of the body medium sized and the butt is fairly flat! Lol!

OT: There is no way I would wear anything in Coco's line. I admire her bravery but I couldn't go out in public looking like that!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:10pm.

I disagree. I happen to think this is really nice fetish wear.
I always give Coco a pass cuz I get the feeling she lives in a bubble(butt:)
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LOL, maybe, but these just look so janky, like polyester, made-in-China schoolgirl outfits you find in broke down sex shops.

I still think one of the best places to buy fetish wear (well, tame fetish wear) is agent provocateur. Too bad they're so expensive, but at least you get quality and some taste.

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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami

I saw Ice T and Coco on Miami Beach a couple years ago on Memorial Day weekend and honestly, her ass wasn't that big to me. I see bigger asses and wider hip to waist ratios w/ flat stomachs all the time. It's amazing that people can photograph so differently from how they look in person. I thought her breasts were heinous. Freakishly huge and hard-looking.

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I like living this way. I like loving this way.

Coco had a very different body-type before she ended up like this (can't find the photos right now).

Anyway, I'd still take Coco's body over these hot messes:

http://www.oddee.com/item_97013.aspx

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

I say better to support Coco than K.Kartrashian. Rock that camel toe girl ! ! !

I too will tune in to Ice-T and Coco show.