Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Take Their Love To Hawaii
Most 17-year-olds take their girlfriends on a romantic vacation to his backyard fort where he laid down a blanket his mom bought at the Tijuana border and blocked the opening with a discarded door so the dog can't get in, but not the most famous yodeling fetus in the world! As the evil villain that is puberty watched Justin Bieber from afar while saying under its breath, "HA! Not going hit that today," he strolled through Maui yesterday afternoon with his girlfriend Selena Gomez.
If Selena is only sticking her hand into the bassinet to steal gold from the hand of Baby Bieber, then pedo on, you cradle robbing gold digger, pedo on. But if she's with Justin Bieber for a reason other than that, then I must delete every one of her songs from my iTunes playlist*.
Justin and Selena are on vacation together, which means they are probably staying in the same room, which means they are probably sleeping in the same bed, which means she probably doesn't mind when he wets the bed during a pee pee dream. SUCIA! We'll have to start calling her S. Kelly from now on!
And if all of this wasn't creepy enough for you, here's the Bieb's newest perfume commercial:
* I have paid for and downloaded several Selena Gomez songs, so I obviously lack better judgement and good decision making skills. Disregard every word I have written in this post.
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So they're on a vacation, they need it too because they work a lot at their age. I doubt they weighted too much on hawaii hotel deals, it's Beiber, he can do anything he wants whatever the cost.
this little punk needs the gym, did he even hit puberty?
These two are cute. Definitely not going to criticize their bodies, they look fine...plus they've really not done anything to annoy me to the point that I feel the need to critique them for no reason.
God, I could use a vacation. I know there are people who deserve it more than me, but still...
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Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:55pm.
Seriously. Apparently it's now a trend in the commentary to say "I looked better than that when I was 19, her tits are saggy, my thighs look SO much better, etc etc". Once again, pics or it didn't happen, lol. Could care less about who she is, but c'mon, she looks great. Get real folks. I'm sensing hatorade due to the fact these fetuses get to vacay in Hawaii. I know I'm pretty bitter about it. I am NOT ,however, jealous about her topless girlfriend.
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It really does get old seeing those types of comments over and over.
Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:56pm.
What the fark is that under his left armpit?
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A hair extension - seems to have come adrift.
Luckily you can't see the toupee in his pants! :)
What the fark is that under his left armpit?
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He does very little to blend in. Those stupid oversized, plastic, tacky sunglasses he always wear scream "LOOK AT ME!"
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"Justin and Selena are on vacation together, which means they are probably staying in the same room, which means they are probably sleeping in the same bed, which means she probably doesn't mind when he wets the bed during a pee pee dream."
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I used to wet the bed and I totally had the pee pee dreams! I would always wake up in a panic when I'd wake-up mid pee realizing I was not on the toilet. TMI, I know.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
I hope they're walking to a sandwich shop cause homeboy needs some meat on them bones. What gets me is that his tummy is so concave. Yuck.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by guttermoss on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:19am.
he looks like an anorexic chicken that broke out of its cage in some Vietmanese meat market but is too weak to run.
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Still laughing, that was great.
Geez, why didn't Selena give Beibs her bag to cover himself up a bit? Do a guy a favor, pleez.
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Selena has got the best weave in Hollywood!
concave-chested nerd burbler
ricki lake, I love you. If I have to hear about this little tool (yes, I know I could stay away from sites like this, but MK and commenters make all the difference), then writing like this makes it OK.
this is me, not giving a shit
Makes me love hairy chested, slightly flabby, over 40 y.o. men just that little bit more.<3
Submitted by She Stinks on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 5:26pm.
He's 17 already? She must be tired of always having to put out.
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No kidding. He's probably on her like a dog in heat. At least she gets to go to Hawaii though.
Can't believe you guys think Selena has a pooch belly. Tough crowd!
And Bieber is so nasty and little. He's like "The Simpsons" Mr. Burns as a young man. My high school crush on the other hand was so sexy yet weirdly innocent at 17...
*faps fondly*
Too bad he's bearded with a pot belly now. Ah well!
But if this is Bieber's prime of youth, then we're up for some serious fugliness headed our way.
He's 17 already? She must be tired of always having to put out.
Not to sound judgmental, but for people who like to talk about being goody-goody christian virgins, it's awfully interesting how many trips they take together and hotel room shots...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
The Bieb has the body of an under-norished twelve year old and all the sex appeal of a bowl of soggy corn flakes.
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Shiitake happens...
Tell me you don't believe for a second this is an absolute publicity stunt solely to prove that the boy isn't gay as a 3 dollar bill (not that there's anything wrong with that haha)
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Selena has a better body than Bieber does.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:46am.
Dang, we're really going to rag on that girl's figure?
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Seriously. Apparently it's now a trend in the commentary to say "I looked better than that when I was 19, her tits are saggy, my thighs look SO much better, etc etc". Once again, pics or it didn't happen, lol. Could care less about who she is, but c'mon, she looks great. Get real folks. I'm sensing hatorade due to the fact these fetuses get to vacay in Hawaii. I know I'm pretty bitter about it. I am NOT ,however, jealous about her topless girlfriend.
Also, I think most of this type of hate come from the fact that she's 19 (or 18, whatever), and we aren't anymore. Stop living in the past, that shit's depressing!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
LOL - the kid is flexing as hard as he can, but has nothing to work with.
Who buys this perfume? 5 year olds?
Why would anyone buy perfume from a little boy?!
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Wow. There is nothing wrong with this girl's body. Nothing. If that shit is wrong then I need to exercise more, we have matching figures and I have never felt like I looked fat. Damn people.
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Submitted by Irene on Tue, 05/24/2011:
"I think Selena is gorgeous. And of all the guys she could be dating, why him?? "
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Irene - this is a Disney publicity stunt.
Why does this kid insist upon wearing overly large sunglasses in "look at me" colors?
They make him look like the E*TRADE baby.
Okay - What the hell?!?!?!
The chest
The hair
The sandals
The tattoo(s)
THE WHITE PLASTIC SUNGLASSES!
Whyyyyy, Selena? Why?? You're so classy, and beautiful, and talented. And he's 5.
*head explodes from confusion*
"He's like a newborn calf on wheels" Jules, Cougar Town
He seriously has to be 13 or something. I don't buy 16 or 17.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
She has got to be doing this for publicity, she is a beautiful woman and he is a sunken chested twirp. He is so annoying.
I think Selena is gorgeous. And of all the guys she could be dating, why him?? And I bet when these two break up, he's going to be very nasty to her. He just looks like the type that would start talking shit about her to everyone.
disturbing....
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www.twitter.com/so_infamous
Why MUST they be sleeping together or sharing a room? Not all teens are promiscuous, even famous ones. Selena AND Justin know better than to be pregnant as a teen cause that's exactly what happened to their parents.
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Been to Maui once, Kawaii is better though..but any who, at that age I would have only dreamed to have been there with an atrractive boyfriend..not with Bieber obviously, but still fuck those fuckers for living my dream. You know the tweens are fantacizing about the very same thing right now.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICK !!!
Wow, flashback to that old comic book ad!!!!!
So, after they sit down on the beach, is some dude going to come by and kick sand in the Beebs' face?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:59pm.
how old is the beebs? 86? that is one shot torso.
DAMN IT! I should know better not to sip coffee as I'm reading the comments. Off to the dry cleaner now!!
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Borrrrrrrrring!
how old is the beebs? 86? that is one shot torso.
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
It's cute how he's putting all human effort into making his almost non-existant abs pop. By the way he's arching his back and popping his pelvis forward he looks more like a malnurished wasp. Poor thing, but I give him an EPIC FAIL thumb.
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Concave chests r sexy!
GOD! This video is a riot. I love when they fly and you see them land' the camera zooms into his GIANT CLUNKY PURPLE UNTIED SHOES. Those shoes. So dorky. Reminds me of the idiots who used to run around wearing Air Jordans when they were popular..never tied. Always looked like giant blocks on feet.
Deb, yeah.....bullzen is a good one.....heehee
precocious, maybe I am just way ahead of my time? lol
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:43am.
precociousmag, you are just now using the term "food baby"? I have been using it for 26 years! I named mine Henry when I was 14!
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HA ha ha ha ha! Get out! Really?!
I am so behind the times. <:^( *dons off-the-shoulder top and MC Hammer pants*
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What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:32pm.
WOW! Congrats, woman! I loved so many of your words, but my fave I think is "bullzen".
Thanks for turning me on to "Meadow's" wit (in a forum other that here at DL, 'natch!)!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm a little concerned that at 17, Justin has not hit a real growth spurt yet. Most of the guys I went to high school with had bass in their voices and at least some facial hair by 17. I know there are late bloomers, but this is just strange. Selena looks nice. A few crunches wouldn't hurt though. Meh, they're kids...whatever.
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Deb, check these out....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=meadow+soprano
it is one of my words.....I was selected as word of the day- FOOD BABY....lmao
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You can buy all the make up that M.A.C. can make
But if you can look inside you, find out who am I too
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:07pm.
Deb, you've never heard "food baby" before today either?
I am in shock. Like the people who think "guido" is a new word!
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LOL! I guess I'm out of the "food baby" loop, PSL! To be honest, I've been working on losing my "food toddler".
Yo, I'm half-guidette from Philly, so I know what a guido is!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I can't stop laughing at that perfume commercial.
Just makes me think of my electric youth spritzer.
Perhaps I just had a crush on Debbie Gibson and didn't know it. (since perfume commercials' sole purpose is to get you to buy perfume from the person you wish to fuck, right?)
I'm a lesbian!
Deb, you've never heard "food baby" before today either?
I am in shock. Like the people who think "guido" is a new word!
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You can buy all the make up that M.A.C. can make
But if you can look inside you, find out who am I too
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty