What A Loverly Gay Couple
No, this is not a picture from a pamphlet for one of those gay cruises that promises hard nips and passion fruit cosmos. It's the cast of the completely heterosexual Geordie Shore! You know Geordie Shore! It's the newest strain of Jersey Shore that is about to simultaneously destroy humanity in the UK while inspiring the youth! The cast gathered together at some bridge in the UK to make STD stew by dipping their petri dish crotches into a tub of lukewarm water.
I joke, but this cast really is refreshing. The fine ladies of Geordie Shore look like they rolled out of the gutter, cleaned their pits off with fire hydrant water and then stumbled to the photo shoot smelling of vodka vomit and fried ham. The fine lads of Geordie Shore, on the other hand, look like they woke up at 5am to do side-by-side ab crunches before painstakingly plucking each other's eyebrows in a giant bubble bath. The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it.
In other Shore news, the Jersey Shore whores are still making us Americans proud. Ronnie fist pumped right into the face of a pregnant Situation last night. A million Italians just breathed a sigh of relief, because they no longer have to dirty their fists by punching The Situation out now that Ronnie's done it for them.
Where is the photo of the aftermath of Sitches face? Saw Ronnie's fist cut but lets see the face photos. Wonder if it really happened. We'd be reading it's a law suit. Isn't he sueing his Dad?
eeeeeewwwwww the guy on the left has acne all over him.
its from the roids his taken. yuk yuk
i just cant imagine being one of the club chick sluts who bangs one of these guys, bitch would have long nails and end up bursting some acne yellow juice on her face and shit.
or when he is pumping, the grinding causes the acne around his cock to burst and get acne puss on your pussy....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
In pic #4, the Shorewhores are visiting St. Louis. In utter disgust, the Gateway Arch has fallen over and is having to pulled back up into position.
JG,
LOL!
Why don't you move to the US, your nightmares will turn into Inception.
I wish we had a class system here, although I'd be in the guido class system, if it were so definitively defined.
Maybe the US system of denial is better.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 1:38am.
JG,
But aren't the Brit guidos just lower class shit?
--- Yeah, just like the US ones.
In the US, they have the opportunity to rise.
--- NoooOOOO! >gullet rises<
I mean, after the UK show, the UK guidos will just go back to sweeping streets.
The Situation will probably go on to be the President of CNN.
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*HURK* I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!!!!!
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
JG,
But aren't the Brit guidos just lower class shit?
In the US, they have the opportunity to rise.
I mean, after the UK show, the UK guidos will just go back to sweeping streets.
The Situation will probably go on to be the President of CNN.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:34pm.
What is the point of this?
Brit's don't behave like guidos.
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Yes, some of them do, and that is the point of this (gross, I can't believe I said this had a "point")
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
They just look like a gay methhead duo to me--the guy on the right is giving me Aaron Carter vibes.
I think it's funny how all the girls look distinctly "British" to me. Not so much with the guys, except #3 from the left in the hot tub.
What is the point of this?
Brit's don't behave like guidos.
It would be like Americans redoing Upstairs, Downstairs.
Although I think I read that we are.
(hides head in shame.)
Oh, wait, this is like, satire...right?
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:48pm.
The Situation needs to be beaten up a lot more. That picture is hilarious.
How come those bitches can get away with fighting but Real World Hos cant?
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I wondered the same thing. Snooki, JWOW or Sammi didn't get kicked out for fighting. But if anyone from the real world throws dukes with one of their room mates they get all threatened and scared and the person has to be kicked out...Pussies
Oh, one of them, I think Real World Seattle where the black guy, Stephen, slapped Irene, after she called him homosexual, when she was leaving the show. He stayed.
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Please get the fuck out ---->
Thumbnail number 3 looks like an attachment to an email that reads, "Mom, this is my new bf".
The guy on the right = tinymeat. Perhaps it's the cold, cold weather. Non? You couldn't pay me to watch Jersey Shore, but I would prolly check this out for the accents. Pathetic I know.
The matching shorts just accentuates the gayness.
Klassy. The big zit guy probably has ingrown hairs from shaving himself too. Ewwwww.
I wonder if he can make them pop just by flexing his muscles.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:02pm.
Summat like this? http://www.flickr.com/photos/soulistic/3938203565/
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HAR, Ganguro girl! My British cousin actually resembles a g girl. And of course, she insisted on being fully made up when she went into the hospital to deliver her son *eyeroll*
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:37pm.
chinlee3 where did you see this!?!?!?!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
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That bastion of tasteful journalism, you know, TMZ...might be as real as last Saturdays rapture.
You don't really get many fake blondes in the North East. Most women try and emulate Biffa Cheryl with red hair or black hair, with heaps of extensions.
Looks more like "Gay...Aren't They Sure?" In fact, this is *so* gay, LOGO probably took a pass.
I've seen DVD covers for Bel Ami porn that were less 'mo. Who are they fooling, except themselves?
If those two twinks ever told me with a straight (pun intended) face that they were hetero I would STILL laugh my ass off! At least the women on this show don't have to worry about any of these guys creeping on them. They seem A LOT more interested in each other than any of them! On a side note, i'm very delighted that Ronnie has finally showed the world what a punk the SNITCHuation really is. You could tell last season that Ron was just inckling to show BITCHuation who's really boss, but didn't get a good enough chance because he was too busy being bothered by Sammi. Needless to say, I really look forward to the airing of that particular episode. : )
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
YUKO! WHAT A PACK OF HELMETS AND THOSE BUZZARDS WITH THE TITS & LONG HAIR LOOK LIKE A BUNCH O RIGHT SCRUBBERS...ANOTHER REALITY TV NOSEDIVE INTO NOTHINGNESS..LIKE ANY REALITY TV SHOW FROM HOME RENOVATIONS,GARDENING AND FLAMING COOKING SHOWS IT'S ALL SHITE,PURE UNPROCESSED SHITE & PROVIDES ME WITH YET ANOTHER SLEW OF VALID REASONS NOT TO TURN ON THE TV...
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!
Tevness...
Gaydar going off big time on those two guys and I bet the big one is a bossy bottom. The girls look like truck stop hookers, barf. They all need to wrestle in a pool of sanitizer instead of a hot tub.
TEXBRO
Klingon Madonna say what? - MK
HAHAHAHAHA!! The "women" look like they're going to be a fucking train wreck!!The only one that looks remotely normal is Vicki so far. The dudes look like typical roid head douche bags...they should totally do a show with the Jersey bitches and these messes together!! And the British people's parents are beautiful creatures :)
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
The guy holding the fat lady up looks to be about 45-50 years old
damn can you say steroids...all you gotta do is look at their bodies breaking out
id still do em :) better way better looking than that situation guy
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
YAYYY!! It just started!! I'll let you hoz know what it's like in a bit :)
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
"What lovely chavs!"
In Newcastle we call them Charvas.
I am simultaneously horrified that these people are representing my home town to the rest of the world and also grateful that none of my relatives made the cut although I'm sure at least a few auditioned.
See, it's cack like this that makes me fear for the future. Geordie Shore, Made in Chelsea, The Only Way is Essex...if you've never watched these programmes, I salute you. Absolute load of toss.
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"Even the Duchess of Alba's breasts are sitting down and taking a nap, because they know they got this!" MK, 1/4/11
Why is there no "gay" tag?
Cuz, really... This is some gay shit going here...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
My gaydar just exploded after being exposed to this nuclear level of gayness. They look like the kind who suck dick and blame it on the buzz the next morning with "it's not gay if you're drunk" or "it's not gay if you fuck me while I fuck chick"
Is BBC America going to air this?
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it. - MK
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chinlee3 where did you see this!?!?!?!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Wow, nothing to say about the Sitch and Ronnie's big donnybrook last night. Heard that Ronnie beat the fuck outta the Sitch.
Don't we export ProActive?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:20pm.
OMG let's have a prize for guessing how many zits the big guy gots.
I'll start at 25,000.
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That's a ridiculous number Angel.
More like 50,000
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
the tardy roided up one is kinda making it move....
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
The girls are cuter tho.
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws
(thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Gee, after seeing Katie Price I thought they gave away plastic surgery for free in England. Guess not.
*chanting as always*
OMG let's have a prize for guessing how many zits the big guy gots.
I'll start at 25,000.
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws
(thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Submitted by Helena on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:57pm.
Northerners are much tougher than us pussy Southerners and go out clubbing in next to nothing in all weathers. It helps if you've been drinking of course.
What lovely chavs!
America's #1 Export: Shallow Bad Taste
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 2:02pm.
Summat like this? http://www.flickr.com/photos/soulistic/3938203565/
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twerk those stumps!
All I want is a bum somewhere Far away from the cold night air Oh wouldn't it be loverly. That would be a great all gay production MK.
The cum on some stays mainly on the tongue.
The cum on some stays main-ly on the tongue!
I think he's got it! I think he's got it! And where's that blasted cum?
On the tongue! On the tongue!
Wait 'til you see the guys from 'Made in Chelsea'
http://www.e4.com/chelsea/
Whenever I watch it, I just think of the Youtube Gap Yah guy (Brits only will probably get that)
Northern bastards. HOWAY MON!
Geordie accents are fantastic!
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"if there is one thing I like more than suckin dick, it's whoopin ass" POW! overheard by bambam
which is the one with the giant fucking thing in his pants?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Now that the bar has been lowered, casting for shows like these are as simple as "Bring me 4 Situations and 4 Snookies!"
How can nasty roided assholes like this be considered attractive? *vomits*
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-nomeadooha
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 1:57pm.
No fake blondes? I'm shocked.
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IKR? I was expecting to see fake blond hair (or at least some chunky, frosty highlights, ugh)with orange skin, eyes rimmed with black eyeliner, lashes caked and spider-legged with mascara.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
the one on the left looks disfigured somehow. wouldn't dip him in formaldehyde solution and bequeath to a med school just yet, but something's off. i bet he has a beautiful soul though.