Matthew Vaughn Denies He's The Father Of January Jones' Unborn Baby
Matthew Vaughn says to take a Sharpie to his name and cross it off the list of dudes who may have made a baby with January Jones. Matthew's lawyer tell E! News that he never stepped out on his wife, Claudia Schiffer, with January and is definitely not the father of her unborn baby. You probably didn't read a word I typed since you were too busy trying to solve the puzzle that is Matthew Vaughn's hedgehog hairline.
CDAN ran a blind item last night that pretty much named Matthew Vaughn as the father. Then today, E! News had sources telling them that Matthew and January were very close on the set of X-Men, which he directed. Sources also said that something in the milk looks like Matthew's sperm, because he and Claudia rented a house in Beverly Hills and were supposed to stay there until May. But as soon as January announced that she was knocked up, they moved out and went back to England. Claudia's rep said they were scheduled to go back at that time, because of their children's school schedule.
Then the plot thickened (yes, I pictured the same thing you pictured) when Matthew didn't show up to X-Men's screening in NYC last night. January was there, but Matthew's rep said that he was suffering from tonsillitis. And then after E! ran the story, Matthew's lawyers shut their shit down and said in their best Maury voice that he's not the father.
Is Matthew trying to tell me that he didn't do down low sex shit with January and when he broke it off, she dramatically told him in an ice cold cunt tone that she's having his baby whether he likes it or not! Is Matthew also trying to tell me that January didn't calmly call his wife in front of him while rubbing her stomach in a way that said, "....and I'll name my baby Matthew..." Is Matthew trying to tell me none of this happened? Damn. Damn. Damn. Just when January Jones was starting to become my new hero....
And here's January walking around in NYC today. I can't even look at her anymore!
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The baby has Matthew Vaugh's MOUTH. Exact same shape. Tin top lip and bigger bottom.
That is Matthew's baby. The Bitch is showing him off for Claudia to see. Think about it, why would she parade him like that? What a trollop!
Well, if the kid comes out brunette and snaggle toofed, it's official.
I don't understand this bitch. Birth conteol or abortion, if it failed.
I'm starting to think she wanted his kid so she lied, but he's just as bad.
When you got the money, don't believe the honey.
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They always deny it until the DNA test comes in.
Submitted by kndall44 on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 2:58pm.
Ditto, yup he's the sperm donor.
She's a younger version of his wife
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*Exactly* what I was thinking -- especially in that photo.
I never really got the mass appeal of CS, particularly compared to her supermodel peers -- she's one of those people that needs lots of help to look beautiful; she and JJ have the same heavy jaw and close-set eyes. CS has lost a ton of weight lately..(AHA!! Coincidence???) and looks awful. It emphasizes all the more negative features in her face.
Wasn't it Kunty Karl who dissed her publicly and said she had all the grace of a Clydesdale on the runway?
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He's so the father.
Ditto, yup he's the sperm donor.
She's a younger version of his wife.
She's such an ice queen bitch that I find it hard to believe her body will even host a fetus in the first place. Hope this scag ends up with permanent cankles and hemorrhoids.
yeah he's the dad.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 7:13am.
Emily Watson is a good example. When I watch her in something, I forget about all the other characters she's played. She's played the vamp, the wallflower, the rich wife, the poor wife, etc. and she's just perfect in every role.
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I don't get all the excitement over January Jones. She looks like passable drag queen. If it wasn't for the hair and the boobs, would she really be that pretty? Seriously, she's looks all hot until you actually focus in on her. The only thing exciting about her is this withholding the father's name scheme she has going on so I hope she keeps it going for a while before she drops off the map.
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If claudia's husband is the father of that unborn bastard then i am truly surprised because i thought she was in a happy marriage.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
If this guy wasn't a director he wouldn't get near women like Claudia and January, he is fug.
Seriously!! Who gives a shit who he baby daddy is? Don't we all have more important things to worry about.... I know I do.
using sunglasses to hide her crazy eyes...yikes!
If her eyes were any closer together, she'd just need one big lens on her sunglasses.
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I am at work and really don't have time to read through these comments, so forgive me if I repeat something.
Anyway, she seems to be attention seeking but naive at the same time. I don't think she realize just how much damage she could be doing to her career. She is pretty much letting people point their fingers at her co-stars. I guarantee those men are getting it from their wives right about now. She doesn't have to name the father b/c it is her business but she could issue a statement clearing the innocent ones as opposed to making them endure this mess. She is practically dragging them all into her drama.
And, if you are married AND have a shit load of money, but is still stupid enough to go into some woman w/o a condom, you a dumb ass. Don't give me that 'oh, she probably told him she was on the pill' bs. Take responsibility for your sex life and your cheating and use common sense. How in 2010 do men still get caught in situations like this? They aren't innocent. I am tired of people acting like men can't do anything to prevent a pregnancy. Not being able to do something and choosing not to do something are two completely different things.
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I'll admit I do think January is very beautiful, even though I think she sucks. But in the above picture she looks like a busted version of the very striking Robin Wright Penn.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 11:34pm.
the weird thing is, these two look alike.
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ZOMG, you're right!! It's Matthew Vaughn in drag!
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Don't have time yet to read all the comments, but I really really hope that it's not James McAvoy (foreign born, married, kind of fits the BI). Love him to death, but if he did this... I don't know.
Maybe she's slept with more than one of them, and they really don't know who the father is yet.
I'm betting that she deliberately chose to get pregnant when she was in a production with some hot up-and-comers.
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I have to say I'm very impressed. She's been leaking slow and steady wins the race style and BOOM! goes the dynamite! with this baby. Pregnancy is LONG...and men are much quieter than women - if he's not in on the whole thing - if he suspects he's certainly not about to run to Radar Online about it....I'd hire her team in a heartbeat.
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Submitted by Hekki: "The sad thing about January is that she is a shitty actress. Because having a nondescript but attractive face could be awesome if you are a very good actress. People can forget about "you" and you can be like a chameleon, really becoming a character, and you're not typecast.
Emily Watson is a good example. When I watch her in something, I forget about all the other characters she's played. She's played the vamp, the wallflower, the rich wife, the poor wife, etc. and she's just perfect in every role."
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Yes! I adore Emily Watson (those big eyes of hers). Jones is a dime-a-dozen in the face, but you're right, if she was any good she could use that blank, bland face to her advantage.
Jones is a Fishsticks manqe. And I agree with another poster: Jones doesn't have to name the baby daddy, but she and her publicist can come up with something tactful like: "Jones wants to focus on her pregnancy, a lovely period in her life, blah, blah, and while she wants to keep her pregnancy, the baby's paternity, and baby's subsequent life private, she wants to clear the air out of consideration for the wives and girlfriends of the men accused of being her baby's father." Here she could whip out some line like, "I'd never sleep with someone else's man!" But alas, I think she would and has. Oh well, so much for that. (Still, she could lie, right?)
January Jones has never received this much attention, never. No longer the chick that Ashton Kutcher dumped (and said can't act), no longer the chick on "Mad Men," the award-winning, critically acclaimed show that no one watches, no longer the interchangeable blonde chick in a Versace ad (despite the ads stamping "featuring January Jones"), she is now THE chick who is the star of "Who My Baby Daddy," a role that she'll be great in because no acting is required. Quite a publicity coup.
She's a steaming pile of crazy, even her eyes have that psychotic twinkle. (I covet her sunglasses though) That poor baby of hers...
OT: it seems ALL the cast of Mad Men look their best on the show and not so hot IRL.
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She strikes me as the type who will wake up in the morning and run to the gossip sites to see what people are saying about her. She's a lousy actress and she's going to get a rude awakening when she realizes that the world is hypocritical and nearly always points fingers at the woman in these situations.
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At first I was like, "Ohhh, scandal", but January is such a blackhole of boring that I've lost interest in who her baby-daddy is. She's obviously knows about the drama of people pointing to Flay and her X-men co-stars. I don't think she has to name the dad but she should at least make doing press easier for the men in her movie by taking those whose names have been floated around off the list. They do have wives and girlfriends and probably want no part of this publicity.
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Let's not call her a homewrecker. She's no Sluttyienna Miller: she doesn't target married men.
She fucks plenty of single ones, too.
The sad thing about January is that she is a shitty actress. Because having a nondescript but attractive face could be awesome if you are a very good actress. People can forget about "you" and you can be like a chameleon, really becoming a character, and you're not typecast.
Emily Watson is a good example. When I watch her in something, I forget about all the other characters she's played. She's played the vamp, the wallflower, the rich wife, the poor wife, etc. and she's just perfect in every role.
Here, here I concur.
He's as innocent as Arnold. They are the type of men who should have condoms surgically attached to their penises.
And I'm not letting Jones off the hook. Two Maury candidates who need to take care of this child without a lot of drama.
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 11:34pm.
Why's everyone blaming January for being a whore, not "taking care of the problem," etc. He's the married one. Maybe since she's in her thirties she figured, hey I'm pregnant, it's time to have a kid anyway. Why go through a abortion to protect HIS reputation?
Anyway, this dude is the father and he should just take it as a lesson that the next time he cheats on his wife he should wear a condom.
Girls like January Jones irk me so much. Get some therapy and stay away from married men! GAAHH!!
She is beautiful, but it's true, she's completely forgettable. It's called personality...and she's missing one.
So, he basically confirmed that he was the baby's daddy. Based on his wife's newly acquired skeletal frame, me thinks that Matthew did step out on Claudia Schiffer.
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She isn't much different either. Lmao
His face looks like the generic face on a stick figure drawing: round head, two dots for eyes and a short straight line for a mouth.
I agree to a point. She could have easily pulled a Minnie Driver. Announce you're pregnant, don't want baby daddy to be known and keep to yourself.
But ohhhh no. Not this attention whore.
Listen, set people up to ask and then show up everywhere...people are going to fucking ask.
She knows what she's doing. Not too bright though, smearing the name of plenty of guys who have cloud in their own right in the process.
Somehow I bet Arnold will be making blockbusters 5 years from now and January Jones won't even be footnote.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 12:42am.
This is becoming more and more embarrassing. Is this what she wanted? All people are talking about is which one of her costars could be the father of her baby. They must be pissed right now for having to endure this shit.
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Exactly. She must see all the speculation, but says nothing. So now everyone who's ever been associated her gets questioned or accused. They flat-out asked Jason Sudeikis if he was the daddy right on the red carpet, didn't they? I think this has more to do with the attention/control over baby daddy than any feminist ideal.
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He was tight with Jennifer Lawrence as well, so there you go. lol.
January is doing the best thing, IMHO, by telling us nosy assholes that what is going on beyond the reaches of her cervix is none of our goddamn buznesss. Get a fucking life. People have become so involved with celebrities fucking uteruseseses. Fuck.
I'll sit down now.
January strikes me as the type who would go after a super model's husband. Like that bitch you knew in HS who made a play for the guy that you confided you have a crush on.
Has to be the prettiest of them all, the one who can get any guy she wants.
Even if he looks like a balding piece of smells bad.
PS MK, as a longtime follower of CDAN, I just want to give you props for taking the writer of that blog under your wing and being nice enough to share his blinds over here. Without you he wouldn't have the posters he does have. Good on you
January is gonna get a check out of this if it kills her!
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I've seen a SNL episode with her recently, the woman i remember is not the woman i see here, she is really forgettable,
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 9:20pm.
I'm looking at her...and I'm seeing NOTHING! Damn, what is it with this woman? She's like a mist! She ha no face - it's creeping me out.
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hahaha!exactly!what is she?
gah. I have no idea who these people are...I actually logged in(as opposed to the usual lurking)to say,"ALL MEN CHEAT!". and the dirty rotten butthole women that knowingly cheat w/ married men.. shame on them.
Per imdb: His biological father is George De Vere Drummond, an English aristocrat who is a godson of King George VI. Matthew Vaughn adopted his surname for business purposes.
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No it's because he was raised by Robert Vaughn, and didn't realise that wasn't his babydaddy I think (Why is my head a big well of useless info?)
Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 11:17pm.
He's the typical blobby english guy with MPB and greasy fish and chips skin.
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he's half American.. but yeah
Listen if someone like this steps out on Claudia Shiffer (no matter how certifiable she is, come on JJ is not exactly exciting is she?) then seriously.. The guy got a woman out of his league and is STILL not happy.
I am not blaming JJ, I mean she has money, wanted the baby.. so yeah. But the whole world has by now side eyed every man connected to the X Men movie. Surely they are entitled to be pissed off about all that?
I want it to be Roger in Mad Men's baby. You know Don would hate that shit.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 12:42am.
This is becoming more and more embarrassing. Is this what she wanted? All people are talking about is which one of her costars could be the father of her baby. They must be pissed right now for having to endure this shit.
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Maybe she figured it was nobody's business except hers and the baby-daddy's? LOL
As for her poor co-stars having to "endure" the spec, I don't see anyone calling them sluts & whores (although she didn't get pregnant all by herself, funny how it always works out to be the woman's "fault"). I realize she's on par with Satan around here, but I'm willing to bet that all the talk is none too pleasant for her either.
I'll LMAO if it turns out she went to a sperm bank and all this spec & accusations is for naught.
This is becoming more and more embarrassing. Is this what she wanted? All people are talking about is which one of her costars could be the father of her baby. They must be pissed right now for having to endure this shit.
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Submitted by harveyprice on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 9:43pm.
She is so fucking plain.
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Yep, I never got her appeal, either. She's so boring that it just pisses me off. I couldn't give two fucks about her, or her GD baby, or who the GD father is. GOT-DAYUM.
That is all.
Well, she didn't get pregnant alone! SOMEONE was doing it without "protection" and it wasn't just January. And yeah, she could have gotten rid of it but maybe she didn't feel like it! She has money, after all.
I'm more concerned about January's taste in men. First the chunky Jason Sudekis, and now this joker? Jeebus. Of course, he's married to Claudia Schiffer, but she's certifiable and doesn't count. She thought David Copperfield was hot! Yuck.
So Vaughn is trying to pull a Steve Bing - big whoop. Obviously he hasn't heard about a little thing called "DNA testing." I hope Jones outs him soon if he is the father.