Thursday, May 26th 2011
The Right Trick Won American Idol After All
You know how I said that Scotty McCreepyeyes shouldn't have won American Idol? I take it back. If Scotty didn't win, then his #1 fan would've never nearly tore her mom jeans in half from freaking out over his win. Claymates better step it up, because this woman's about to lead the McCreerians revolution. TO AT&T!
The best part is at the end when the dog is like, "Peace out, bitch. I can't with this anymore," before he makes his way outside to a waiting cab that's taking him to the bus station.
via Buzzfeed
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I love the way Lee D. tried to dis Nigel L.
Yeah, Lee, you didn't think it was appropiate that Nigel said he wanted to borrow you for a moment rather than booking your ass in advance?!
You should have offered to clean his toilet. With your tongue.
Ingrate.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 7:42pm.
"Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 6:36pm.
I'm sure she also cried during Oprah's "farewell" episode. Ugh, white women.
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Ugh, racists. Now go ahead and tell me that you're white so it doesn't count, right?"
Half-white. It was a joke, calm down. I love both my white and Mexican side. Smh...
Oh, and P.S. my WHITE mother cried during the Oprah "Farewell" Special too.
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Good enough. Recognize the white too, sister.
the rapture did happen...this is what's left on earth...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
And THIS is EXACTLY how Clay Gaykin was born.
*SOBS*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Just shows how boring, pathetic and meaningless her life is if she takes a dump in her pants over Howdy Doody winning American Idiot.
Reminds me of the time my cousin's big stupid lunkhead husband freaked out when the Steelers won the Super Bowl, jumped on a coffee table and destroyed it, and LITERALLY shit his pants.
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The place was so boring,
Filled with out-of-towners whoring,
I knew it just wasn't my thing
I had to stop watching halfway through. Too much second-hand embarrassment. The thing is, she's probably glad this is on youtube. She'll probably take a screencap and make it her Christmas card this year.
When you look inside this woman's skull you see an empty space with ding dong where a brain should be.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Why cant a tornado hit this house...?
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Sit tight and listen keenly while I play for you a brand new musical biscuit...
I mean really, to be that jacked at that age about that guy??? WTF is wrong with America.
This bitch is so fucking fat and out of shape she pulled a fucking muscle walking around.
The biggest DISGUST in this clip is when Rotunda Von Hick admits to speed dialing over "500 times " for her beloved Scotty-and then precedes to bust the chops of her kin who flaked out on her power voting. This is the TRUE SHAME of American Idolatry -any teen age girl or couch bound tatter-tot smothered in Cheese Wizz with a cell phone and or land line can vote till their Lee Press On Nails give up in disgust. So much for the One Man/Women ONE vote concept.....This is a shame and a big ole SHAM
From :
A Disco On The Outskirts Of Frisco
Jesus Christ, this fat, stupid bitch represents everything that is wrong with America. Does she have a fucking life outside of sitting on the couch watching tv? I'm really, really embarrassed that people from other countries will see this hog and draw conclusions about all Americans.
Yes society is spiraling down fast. But I'd rather see someone get excited over American Idol than watch trailer park trash duke it out in a Denny's...anyday.
"I learned a lot from Alfred E. Neuman." manimal5
i followed little scotty neuman on twitter and gave him mad shit on everything including his cum guzzing mic stylings, always addressing him as alfred, until one day, in epic christian showmanship, he twittered to me that he loved me. i forget exactly what i twittered back but whatever i said (i was an asshole) he blocked me.
point is. i did the real alfred e neuman and myself proud.
durbin and casey should have won. okay, lusk had the best voice but only if i didn't have to see him sing. fucking cringeworthy.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
No comment on the old lady. You should see me when my Germans play in the World-cup.
*clutches flag and puts on lucky scarf*
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
my STOOPID internet satelite system wants to draw this fucking shit out way too much longer than I'm willing to waste my time on............
who gives a royal fuck anyway??? the only "real" winners are about 2 or 3 right?? the rest are hasbeens before they even left the fucking show! Bah!
The dog was the smartest thing in the room.
I'm sorry but Scotty still reminds me of the cover of my favorite reading material as a kid.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ix8QB2UwaIQ/S938wzzTNCI/AAAAAAAABK8/EzSqgNMxdQ...
I learned a lot from Alfred E. Neuman.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 8:00pm.
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LOL! Sorry, I'm a downer, I know...
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
thegobbler i was almost going to hate on this lady for being such a tard until i remembered how i act when my teams win. every. fucking. week. sometimes more than once a week.
so all i can ridicule is the "to AT&T!" and have myself a steaming cup o' stfu.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
"to AT&T!" that dog was the man to feel embarrassed.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 7:43pm.
I don't think she got winded, I think she broke her fupa.
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Got-DAMN! I am SO using "I broke my fupa" as an excuse next time I call in sick.
But seriously, I don't get why ppl get so excited about this shit, like they have a vested personal interest. It wasn't her son that won!
Same goes for people getting so stoked about their favourite sports team-they won a damn game, they didn't discover the cure for cancer. SMH.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
I don't think she got winded, I think she broke her fupa.
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
"Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 6:36pm.
I'm sure she also cried during Oprah's "farewell" episode. Ugh, white women.
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Ugh, racists. Now go ahead and tell me that you're white so it doesn't count, right?"
Half-white. It was a joke, calm down. I love both my white and Mexican side. Smh...
Oh, and P.S. my WHITE mother cried during the Oprah "Farewell" Special too.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Is it me or is the societal sprial downward moving faster? Worst part is, this wasn't the only woman doing this last night. There were legions of such people out there in doublewides, tract homes, and RVs throwing the big O over this Scotty thing. The dog was smart to leave, hope he took all the money out of her purse on the way out.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Yeah, I'm with the dog on this one.
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I'm here for your entertainment...
As I mentioned in the American Idol post earlier in the day, this hick's from my neck of the woods, and by FAR the best comment I've heard came from a country woman interviewed at a viewing party by a local newscaster.
She said, "This is the biggest thing to happen in Garner since the explosion at the Slim Jim plant!!"
There was an explosion a few years ago at a ConAgra plant that produced Slim Jims.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 6:36pm.
I'm sure she also cried during Oprah's "farewell" episode. Ugh, white women.
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Ugh, racists. Now go ahead and tell me that you're white so it doesn't count, right?
This lady reminds me of my aunt. She's also fat, and when she gets excited about something, it's one little hop and she's winded, worn out, and needing to rest. After this lady rested up she probably drove half a block to Sonic for a foot long coney with tater tots.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 6:13pm.
This sort of pales compared to the boys who were dying for Miss Universe to choose their Miss Philippines as a finalist, and did.
http://dlisted.com/node/38565
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BWAHAHAHA! You really have the most amazing memory!:)
Submitted by jim on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 6:14pm.
FUCKING SAD. SHOCKER SHE WAS FAT TOO!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 6:33pm.
The winner was announced before the show ended with a Ford commercial "congratulating Scotty" and winning a Ford car. This was like 30 minuetes before the show ended.
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Me and a co-worker heard that too! But then our bosses were like, "NO THEY SAID LAUREN TOO LOLZ" But we know what we heard.
Seriously, yesterday was the first time I watched an episode of this show, and I think it could have been a lot worse. I don't want to hear the words "American Idol" for the next three years, but I'll be there in my chair, cutting video and writing scripts for it next year. Sigh.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
What's sad is 5 seconds into her freak out, she's winded and has to stop jumping all around because she's already worn out. Get off the couch and move some more lady and then maybe next year you'll be able to celebrate longer.
That entire video is pathetic on so many levels.
Wow - I was all set to hear a middle American accent - imagine my surprise to hear she's from the east coast, possibly outside of Boston where I'm from. I'm completely ashamed.
I'm sure she also cried during Oprah's "farewell" episode. Ugh, white women.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
The winner was announced before the show ended with a Ford commercial "congratulating Scotty" and winning a Ford car. This was like 30 minuetes before the show ended.
Could NOT understand a word she said. Now I know how America feels when confronted with Cheryl Cole.
I hate cuntry music, and lost all interest when all the cuntry luvin rednecks voted for these two kids...I quit watching cause it really is not a reflection on what I think most people like...cuntry folks are just bonkers with not taste and obviously no brains (and fat ass arms to boot).
FUCKING SAD. SHOCKER SHE WAS FAT TOO!
wow. The only time I act like that is when MK makes a brilliant post. So much better then American Idol.
This sort of pales compared to the boys who were dying for Miss Universe to choose their Miss Philippines as a finalist, and did.
http://dlisted.com/node/38565
To AT&T and WTF is this supposed Latino's name?!? Scotty McScotland?
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws
(thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
People her age who get this excited over a fucking reality TV contest are stunted. You can only do that and not look like a complete fool if you're under 14.
maybe politicians should learn to sing a little bit. get folks interested.
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"The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions..There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to - the Twilight Zone."
If Jujubee had won Drag Race this would have been me.
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Caca: "Dear Lord, remind me that my gift is not self-worship, but is the worship of others."
Lord: "...Where'd I put that 'Smite' button?
-nomeadooha
Eesh. I have a feeling she wears Mary Kay makeup exclusively and has a sheep plaque somewhere in her house that reads "Ewe's not fat, ewe's just fluffy".
http://girlunemployed.blogspot.com
You just know there was a puddle on the floor.