Friday, May 27th 2011
CoCo Is The Most Talented Woman In The World
Let's not pretend that CoCo didn't open that can with her camel toe and later crush it into a recycling bin with her jaws of life ass. Is there anything CoCo can't do (don't you dare add another "do" to that "do)? This might be the first time when saying "This beer tastes like ass!" is a good thing. The Queen is totally going to invite CoCo over to Buckingham Palace for Beer Bong Sundays when she sees this picture. Kate Middleton, who?
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i love her. she's gorgeous. seriously. i wish i had half of her nerve and half of her ass.
i think her ass is disgusting..it's like something i see at a great adventure zoo ..is that can baked beans...for the pig
Somehow I admire this women for her confidence. While I work my ass off every day (literally) to keep my overly-feminine parts under check she's showing hers off for the camera. This moment of inspiration calls for some extra dark choclate washed down with a nice cappuccino.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Bjork You on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 10:36pm.
No, just pawns in a straight man's world.
It's a straight woman's world too (that's how babies are made, you know, with straight men and straight women, or closet cases...uhm... *poke*).
Gah. My hands are looking so gnarled up and old in the glowing light of my laptop. I really need to take better care of my hands but I work with them too much to get anal about it...but, now...kind of regretting I haven't pampered them more.
Back to topic:
Coco totally turns me off physically, but, I don't hate on her honesty. She's making it and her man seems to love her which is always a nice bonus [if it's genuine and not for the silly-cone add-ons]. That being said, I feel kind of sad for women who hate their physical dimensions so intensely that they opt for surgery which, rather than makes them more 'normal' in their eyes, makes them 'freaks' because they go all "HELIUM THIS SHIT" whacko sized. Boggling to the ol' brainola.
I had to accept my flappy, deflated-from-breast-feeding, stretch-marked tits a long time ago, and, now I'm phasing into the "accepting my wrinkles" shit too and I hate that especially. My face can't take much make-up any longer because it just settles into lines and makes me look worse, but, would I get all "laser my skin off" about it? No. I'm okay with getting older...it sure as heck beats the alternative, right?
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Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 2:48pm.
I am so mystified. I actually like Ice-T. Maybe it's his character on SVU, but he seems like a nice, intelligent man. But I just can't understand what he sees in this....thing. That azzz looks all mottled and greasy and dirty.
Her man is good-looking, but her... I just can't...
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Ice T nice...oh yeah...he use to be a pimp and is quite proud of his past. He was interviewed on a documentary Pimps Up/Hoes Down on HBO about ten years ago. This was way before his SVU days. He came off as a misogynist a-hole.
Submitted by Fraggle: "...are dykes considered Kings?"
No, just pawns in a straight man's world.
Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 9:55pm.
Traumatizing? You bet. I've been hiding under the bed all day, but crawled out to self-medicate with a couple hundred beers. It seems to be working!! Hic. {{{{HUGS}}}
Aww. *hands you a warm, slightly moistened towel that was dipped in rose-water and nuked on power 3 in the microwave to mop your head* "There, there, sweet cubby, there, there."
I still have nightmares where I'm in some horrendous situation that requires me to be hiding under a bed. couldn't be all of my horror movies I watch though, right? What *IS* it about an almost primal instinct to hide under da bed? Want to know one of my best 'hiding' placed ever? I once put two laundry baskets next to each other in a closet, then I sat my rump in one basket and my feet in the other and proceeded to cover the rest of myself with laundry. I was furious with my husband at the time so it was sweet revenge to hear him panicking as he opened every door, closet, nook and cranny yelling my name. Mean, I know, but when you're pissed and hurt you will do the craziest, most immature shit (okay, *I* will ha-ha, I will speak for myself).
Back to Coco:
I actually checked out her website the other day and although the content was...well, 'her'...the whole design and cutesy stuff was rather impressive to these tired eyes. The person who designed that has my mad respect because it's off the charts.
P.S. Mr. Merc, I wish I were able to propose to you proper-like on dlisted, but, the Queens here who worship you would have my head on a pike. Which makes me wonder...are dykes considered Kings? KING ME!
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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 6:42pm.
CoCo's ass is impressive, even though it is in all likelihood fake. You don't see that many men with asses of comparable sizes, though. There is this gay male porn star named Skye Woods, who has an ass on him that would make CoCo and Kim Kardashian throw in the towel.
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Why oh why did I do a search?!! The first photo that came up in google images!....*vomits all over self*
I'm sorry, I just can't with this chick. I'm tired of seeing her fake ass and tits splayed all over the place, not to mention her ginormous camel toe.
She is not sexy to me at all. She's whorish. And no, I'm not a hater, just stating the facts. With all that said, I feel kinda sorry for her because she's married to Ice. I hate Ice with a passion. He is an arrogant fuck, and she's dumb enough to let herself be whored out by him.
Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 8:50pm.
Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:19pm.
Probably the idea of two ginormous hineys locked in mortal combat for fame makes me blank out.
LMAO. How'd I miss this? Sorry, Mr. Merc...my vision of those two going cheek-to-cheek was kind of traumatizing huh? ((HUG))
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Traumatizing? You bet. I've been hiding under the bed all day, but crawled out to self-medicate with a couple hundred beers. It seems to be working!! Hic. {{{{HUGS}}}
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
I doubt Coco actually knows there's such a thing as recycling.
I'd love to know what Coco's parents think of this/her. Imagine if her mom is a memaw version of her?
lol
yuk
Mr. Mercury on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:19pm.
Probably the idea of two ginormous hineys locked in mortal combat for fame makes me blank out.
LMAO. How'd I miss this? Sorry, Mr. Merc...my vision of those two going cheek-to-cheek was kind of traumatizing huh? ((HUG))
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Bjork You on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:28pm.
She looks like a busted Toni Collette in her early modeling photos. She did have big, round butt cheeks to begin with.
Noooooo. Not my TONIIII. But, you're right. Dangit. At least you said 'busted version' so that ain't so bad. ;(
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joe shmoe on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:49pm.
*scream*! I always defended her, saying that I thought she has a pretty face. Now that I've seen the pre-plastic face, I'm retracting like an uncut peen in an ice bath.
Oh no. I'm sorry, joe. I didn't mean to ruin your defense of Coco with that link. Just think of it this way...you are defending her 'new' face (which is cute) and not her old one. See? All better? :)
Having a shelf-butt is never a good thing.
looks like she's taking a shit. some people find that sexy too.
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I am a very straight woman and I can honestly say I'd looooooove to spank that ass.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
CoCo's ass is impressive, even though it is in all likelihood fake. You don't see that many men with asses of comparable sizes, though. There is this gay male porn star named Skye Woods, who has an ass on him that would make CoCo and Kim Kardashian throw in the towel.
Baby's got back...
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Not impressed.
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'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK
That can must be balancing on the only flat part of her body.
Or maybe just the stickiest.
Finally found a use for her at last... as ugly furniture.
She consistently looks so uncomfortable. Wonder how she sleeps? If she is in any pain? If Ice will put her down when its time like a good master?
IKEA should sell do-it-yourself-plastic-surgery-beer-table-kits!
And all celebs are trashy ho's some just keep more clothes on....hahahahaha, no they don't.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
@Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:59pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVCCFF8BTkc
I personally think she's either a narc, shrimp-freak or a flower-child...
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I think she's a felcher.
This is the 3rd John Waters mention I've seen this week that didn't involve Xtina...I may have to watch Cry Baby over the weekend.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by HoityToity: "Some posts here are claiming that Coco's shoes are more fake than her ass! But since these quasi-celebrities, like Coco, (using the term "celebrity" more loosly than her asshole)get photographed, can't the real manufacture's come after them for misrepresenting their products by using the fake crap?"
No, it's not like Louboutin (sp?) trademarked red soles. Authorities go after knock-off folks, but it's not like Coco is saying, "I love to dance in my Jimmy Choos!" Often, designers lend/give celebrities their stuff for the free publicity. (1) I suspect top designers aren't giving her anything, and (2) Coco is not broke and can afford to buy as many real and fake designer shoes and clothing she wants. She just happens to prefer, by the looks of it, shit that looks tacky regardless of the price. Girl does have her own style, that's for sure. And the only "fake crap" Coco is sporting are those tittays and bootay. (And thanks to Fraggle's link, we see that Coco got lots of work done on the face, too, and by work, I don't mean a bukake [sp?] shower but plastic surgery.)
Some posts here are claiming that Coco's shoes are more fake than her ass! But since these quasi-celebrities, like Coco, (using the term "celebrity" more loosly than her asshole)get photographed, can't the real manufacture's come after them for misrepresenting their products by using the fake crap?
She looks ridiculass...
Coco is the epitome of class. And look at that beautiful purple carpet and lazy boy sofa circa 1991. Of course she would have amazing decorating taste too.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 4:13pm.
She got some Velveeta and fancy Club crackers cleaved on the other cheek.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 4:09pm.
Them fancy French langerees and heels really class her up good
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Ahahahahahhaa..not to mention she's just like a genuine Duncan Fife table. Look how that can cleaves to her, without toppling over.
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Them fancy French langerees and heels really class her up good.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:01pm.
I saw their home on Cribs (Yes, I know) once...they're richer than the average joe. Just rich with tacky taste. Which makes me happy. I like it when people don't give a fuck and just do them. As long as it doesn't hurt anyways, what's the big deal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVCCFF8BTkc
I personally think she's either a narc, shrimp-freak or a flower-child...
anyway, it would have been a better picture with a can of Welch's, either pineapple or grape.
use your color wheel, FFS.
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"yes, bitch - it IS caused by global warming."
Submitted by Fraggle on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:20pm.
Oh lord.
You can see a photo of Coco's original buttocks here:
http://www.plasticcelebritysurgery.com/2010/08/nicole-coco-austin-butt-i...
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*scream*! I always defended her, saying that I thought she has a pretty face. Now that I've seen the pre-plastic face, I'm retracting like an uncut peen in an ice bath.
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She does whatever and whoever he wants, and without complaint. The Twitpics are because it gets "daddy" off to see people lusting after his main chick. Let's see where this trick is in 10-15 years when all four of her implants sag beyond the point of repair.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury: "...Probably the idea of two ginormous hineys locked in mortal combat for fame makes me blank out."
Genius.
Coco would win that fight, cheeks down.
Fraggle,
Re: the link you just posted.
She looks like a busted Toni Collette in her early modeling photos. She did have big, round butt cheeks to begin with.
Oh lord.
You can see a photo of Coco's original buttocks here:
http://www.plasticcelebritysurgery.com/2010/08/nicole-coco-austin-butt-i...
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury: "...lthough I've never met a soul who wanted to be famous simply based on the size of their ass."
Right after you hit "Post Comment," you slapped your forehead and said, "Oh Kim Kardashian," right?
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I am SO busted. You're right, that's exactly what I did. Probably the idea of two ginormous hineys locked in mortal combat for fame makes me blank out.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Submitted by Mr. Mercury: "...although I've never met a soul who wanted to be famous simply based on the size of their ass."
Right after you hit "Post Comment," you slapped your forehead and said, "Oh Kim Kardashian," right?
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 3:04pm.
mcnightmare, you are baffled by their beauty:
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dang, i can see that out my window most nights.
seriously, i think Coco and Ice-T are characters - they go out in character, they dress up as pimp and ho, and it advertises their brand.
then at home they eat off nice china, garden and donate to the local animal shelter.
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"yes, bitch - it IS caused by global warming."
ha...now that's a shelf!
Too bad she can't hold a whole keg on there....or can she?
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Some really smart women act dumb to make money and this Queen of the Big Ass people has got to be a genius. On the other hand, some dumb women try to be smart, aka. Lady Gaga.
A demure and classy woman, to be certain.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 05/27/2011 - 2:56pm.
I am not surprised that those were Jimmy Choo's. You want to think some designers can do no wrong , but they can, especially when they become more visible and mass produced.
I guess you gotta work with what you got, although I've never met a soul who wanted to be famous simply based on the size of their ass. Coco seems harmless enough, although her butt is lethal.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"